『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下:734Please respect copyright.PENANAdev60B9P6R
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是次行動目標為:「廣華醫院」,其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中,附近人多車多,與道路接觸面為三面,分別為碧街,登打士街及窩打老道,通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上,方便潛入調查完成後,可迅速脫離到人群當中,確保撤退成功。734Please respect copyright.PENANAKYCZKMTTKs
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與,每位都經過精心挑選,各有所長而且機智冷靜,是萬中無一的優秀調查員。734Please respect copyright.PENANAUAYLJ5DsRG
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入,利用會員:超級駭客精嶄之演技,乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入,引起騷動,將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上,從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』734Please respect copyright.PENANATyLS53CgXQ
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。734Please respect copyright.PENANAmHxqZo7p8l
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Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應:「其實都未去到最危急既情況,不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」734Please respect copyright.PENANAjjo9orGN1L
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「殺手你唔好串我啦,岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應,看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。734Please respect copyright.PENANA5zNQlaRs1P
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「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應,與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應,其實暗藏笑點。734Please respect copyright.PENANAHsxy3e9px8
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我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話:734Please respect copyright.PENANAO7rchagUo3
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「我寫緊報告書嫁喇,放心啦,今次既努力唔會白費。」734Please respect copyright.PENANAAXPRflEimh
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善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我:「我地唔緊要啊,你記得寫好D超級駭客啊,一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」734Please respect copyright.PENANAcmBKP9u1Rw
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「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。734Please respect copyright.PENANAaSdKWvi2T8
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『按超級駭客所言,一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止,面對此等艱巨的情況,他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來,結果當然被拒門外,此時超級駭客裝作憤怒,並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是,依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。734Please respect copyright.PENANAvLdO9gB13J
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然後一切都以計劃進行,正門的保安被調走得只有一人,於正門埋伏已久,調查隊員:「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子,將其打破,引開最後一名保安的注意力,在這一瞬間,我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。734Please respect copyright.PENANAMpUKj7UA1d
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主座醫院內部猶如死城,並無燈光,若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈,為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣,我們無奈之下,唯有決定不拍下任何照片,單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』734Please respect copyright.PENANAG3FYSOCHoB
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「Hay,各位,我回來了。」簫風上線,並進到聊天室向我們問好。734Please respect copyright.PENANA9ttyrBVb2H
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「簫風,岩岩寫到你,乜咁遲啊?」我說句話歡迎他回來。734Please respect copyright.PENANAH6vaQifEkp
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「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷,就是我的細妹,她語帶嬌嗲地問道:734Please respect copyright.PENANAEtbNOaHVU7
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「阿哥,阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣!?734Please respect copyright.PENANAHaAf54ylKc
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我立即把咪關掉,然後回應:「唔洗喇!」734Please respect copyright.PENANAabUt3v875o
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「洗唔洗咁大聲啊!頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開,卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。734Please respect copyright.PENANAxpvYcr9Hsw
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「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁?把聲咁正既?」隔著螢幕,我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。734Please respect copyright.PENANAyVYxjAFK5w
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見勢色不對,我立即轉移視線:「我聽唔到啊,係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊?」734Please respect copyright.PENANADbsXDNsBkr
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賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問:「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁!?」734Please respect copyright.PENANAOKkN7syoOo
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「AV就係咁嫁啦,扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答,雖然有點索強,但AV就是這種東西啦。734Please respect copyright.PENANAXVxKCyFifo
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「Seed呢屌你!」簫風狂暴地說道,一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了,被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子,顏面何存啊!?734Please respect copyright.PENANAw19TwCZi3H
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「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎!我睇緊西片喎!」賣魚勝發現到盲點了,可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。734Please respect copyright.PENANADJOZYClUC2
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居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談,他的腦袋正常麼?734Please respect copyright.PENANAczYXYyhjCs
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Moscow killer再下一城,用無情的文字訊息識破我:「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎,我見到佢閃框。」734Please respect copyright.PENANAerNy8rhaYT
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殺手你媽的背叛我!?不,這不是背叛,因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生!734Please respect copyright.PENANAheahWltGDE
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此引起簫風暴走,以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼:「ABC大大!!」734Please respect copyright.PENANAKRx0eBfGpi
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我立即無聲地回應:「我要寫野啊,唔好煩我!」734Please respect copyright.PENANAX2d8Wy1KMX
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『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現,每層病房都被鎖上,而且毫無人氣,也沒有人巡邏,乍看未有可疑之處,我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。734Please respect copyright.PENANAtUSBZ4ZSEk
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可是,此時賣魚勝忽發其想,說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。734Please respect copyright.PENANAbchen7wrRz
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就是位於地牢的殮房。734Please respect copyright.PENANAMcTxm3vWMA
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在黑暗中的無人醫院,對大部份人來說,裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖,可是這不會是我們退縮的理由,我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。734Please respect copyright.PENANAOSB4vs8vzI
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地庫的門鎖了,但門邊卻滲出光來,而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。734Please respect copyright.PENANAnKic5U7SBD
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我們沒有深入其中,一是預定好的作戰時間已完結,二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。734Please respect copyright.PENANAz9Cjv0RHoR
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我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客,結束今次的調查,可是在後門等了三十秒,我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。734Please respect copyright.PENANAvLd4Gl1HV4
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一跑到側門,果然是這樣,超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃,我想也不想,馬上就上前支援他。734Please respect copyright.PENANAOxzr2lX97W
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可是到達後我卻發現,原來那五個人只是負責包圍,真正與我們對恃的,是一名持槍的中國軍官。734Please respect copyright.PENANAOwFhJhlY7Q
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他以一支步槍指著超級駭客,但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。734Please respect copyright.PENANAB8p9zwMOP7
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見勢色不對,我決定打破沉默,主動站出來面對軍官,在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求,同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。734Please respect copyright.PENANAjEH5urunr6
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見我正與軍官對恃,Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。734Please respect copyright.PENANAF6Lz9Z2ktF
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軍官見狀即時面有難色,無奈地收起槍支放行。734Please respect copyright.PENANA10cMjGEvlw
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今次作戰也就此結束。』734Please respect copyright.PENANAFYP9JjUnsh
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我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。734Please respect copyright.PENANAbP1LcsTtyA
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「喂喂喂喂喂……!!」今次是超級駭客上線,他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息,以示自己的存在。734Please respect copyright.PENANAbRodQ2LIgG
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我不敢回應,只有等其他人先出聲,我才自然地加入討論。734Please respect copyright.PENANAEBTRMWfZFs
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賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應:「駭客兄。」734Please respect copyright.PENANAxX13ozgTDc
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做得好!不愧是最完美的跟班!734Please respect copyright.PENANAUB3qWJB3EN
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「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯?」734Please respect copyright.PENANAMShZCOHLeI
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你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎!?這是最大的背叛啊!我沒有屈你睇AV啊,你真的在睇AV嘛!為什麼要怪我!?734Please respect copyright.PENANAp9Q76RA82n
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「ABC大大!!SEED啊!!SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊!!」簫風繼續呼喊。734Please respect copyright.PENANAc3hpI7gqij
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Moscow killer你會幫我吧?734Please respect copyright.PENANAndJ3WJEB9q
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「哈哈。」734Please respect copyright.PENANAsY6OjIs7Ko
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只有兩字的文字訊息,表示他明確的立場。734Please respect copyright.PENANA5O6dYFnduP
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現在四面楚歌,我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。734Please respect copyright.PENANAIDmKgnRHin
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不過無論如何,我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡,我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯,對他有特別優待,也不是什麼過份的事……734Please respect copyright.PENANAExlL26ASMO
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於是我加上這樣的一句:734Please respect copyright.PENANAS2jt8ooerf
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『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客,問情況如此危急,為何不聯絡我們,請求支緩?734Please respect copyright.PENANA5LWK6zlVp0
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他沒有立即回應,只是點支煙,從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應:734Please respect copyright.PENANAZsf79RCLBu
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「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」734Please respect copyright.PENANAGrMCKP26US
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無疑,此乃真漢子也。』734Please respect copyright.PENANAhHvcTv1SD5
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希望能讓他高興一點吧。734Please respect copyright.PENANARbuP4d3UVd
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可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。734Please respect copyright.PENANAmq6DFlhsG2
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賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位:「嘩!駭客兄你型哂啦!」734Please respect copyright.PENANAmnDo0ZnEyV
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果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝,一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。734Please respect copyright.PENANA9ym2SiHunb
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超級駭客沉兩秒,然後裝作謙虛回應:「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似,唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」734Please respect copyright.PENANAeNYQv1pJtT
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雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動,又似是滿不在乎的樣子,但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的,大概吧。734Please respect copyright.PENANAuC7t0vRphP
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「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒,這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。734Please respect copyright.PENANAvL04hiylkn
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因為它表示,超級駭客已經離開對話,並且下線了,也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……734Please respect copyright.PENANAuIp6Zanq2c
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大家也沒有理會這件事,用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風,看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死:「正啊,ABC!我地幾時再去次啊?」734Please respect copyright.PENANAHagSmfQTPO
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎!?734Please respect copyright.PENANAtD8QuMOSxb
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇,真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job,ABC」734Please respect copyright.PENANA3BaCssiRRO
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。734Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ5AnCfGz2
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書,我回應一下:734Please respect copyright.PENANAvPJvIgdcRs
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇,到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」734Please respect copyright.PENANA0fpNgiHIOb
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「咁威既野,緊係會推啦,你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。734Please respect copyright.PENANAnnYuie0hnd
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在你這樣回應,我便放心啊。734Please respect copyright.PENANAtArtSPJaqM
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排好版,上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書,看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵,呆滯地打個呵欠,心想:734Please respect copyright.PENANAqGyYWew2Xv
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……734Please respect copyright.PENANAR4rxq6hCHU
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見超級駭客還未上線,我決定打電話給他。因為責任上,我需要了解一下他的情況,必要我已做好了道歉的準備。734Please respect copyright.PENANAaFw4RiXt3M
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是,這就是他的回應。734Please respect copyright.PENANAULMhw4OrJX
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不過,回想起三個小時前,超級駭客怒成這樣,其實也不是沒理由的……734Please respect copyright.PENANA5VyRmOPqhW
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