『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkp247txRX
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZVUfJPpt0
是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSyY4VfF7e
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZ0rB7TAvr
潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe2iy53emK
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8ld9iM7Mq
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QzsH2zjqm
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPFr9LxfRc
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zinvQgTUf
「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gWh95eaqR
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuzibBnncs
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk9tZ551uA
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEwLgU8BQ2
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz2OsmKQLh
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50nUIj2nHd
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2Vm1Ay4gO
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZHCJTGfjB
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp78HnKR6bg
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TELwdexrB
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ491ZZba9
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdIwBR38kX
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqK4i3v4EV
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG4jg22MSc
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU6IBN9mMT
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO11APdPGWz
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG59RJ7jLIO
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnK98zDRPv
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGdiZqB5uX
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNTIIrwequ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS620Owr7Z
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVS9uzaFEv
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mYQjIcSUE
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z3iHAZdnZ
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsiItCCyEJ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXzIYnKc5t
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClMY3AvRc1
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGIg08JTEi
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2kYoKoFRz
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2OZHHU4Qv
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpicH8q8ArU
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zjgBoFuFG
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfVQPttggG
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nmqmcw4rQ
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXclUcsMfrl
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhNbYgjrjd
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFrIxSsm6I
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbNkzZUr6L
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQmyc60gH8
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeyoU94LKb
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q494fUCtA
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDT0MoTCGS
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAGwaXdw64
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0ylk0f5H3
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCUn2RQGZa
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZbPSNhwmd
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHilKak2lQ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1rZpxHo7m
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyvftixYyN
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpVWgpZMJp
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lEXvkRKT3
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv98GhEaLuG
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKpfuPGy4G
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuiJkTjxnG
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2MXETklJP
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpJj4MkvmX
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWlkBuSfED
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBknCaKOMJ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5Li7DcPqX
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDO6RNT21e
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQTPglvLNO
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdJYhEmm19
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicQp4uWbdU
就是位於地牢的殮房。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3ufAXQNTC
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspRUFJX8Dx
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtHTgYDMVE
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhtawq97jo
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXDLOtOMqN
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ9XR1Iett
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHmLVtg4tc
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1n7pd4Jih
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalHViUdtSi
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvEF8UzZKS
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GpZI2vxYY
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpwCzkbObj
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nq1QCYVPv
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sr1LvPU2l
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAli4dyCEc
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR45POCU3B
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeSNp5E0WS
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfbvlKsdR7
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqmR656Kmb
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhwfBrUGJk
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKd25WGXFq
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDKvqwJxBv
今次作戰也就此結束。』744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz9lvCo3ae
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIAtqwIkhb
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsWpojWlYb
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYduUIKa66
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPpAfH0P9e
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKS7MX70UM
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdGdIEGMw5
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWvIS5Dp8Y
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUVKOrYDJ4
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qVTncwgRB
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVUSmF8N4r
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnzldP1ltf
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kmVeMxOPK
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7idoj2F2Lp
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkhePFykZx
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMFvy3AWld
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfqXUHEWAM
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rwLRVKBnU
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4itWNXQXC
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZQmVrjhXy
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnKmR77XMx
「哈哈。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfsYhFSvTR
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJilN2zusz
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGGBRJT486
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6dT2xFUn1
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9RXFTT0zQ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90AyBNCNiU
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweN6ZVMz5T
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgPeMSWZfo
於是我加上這樣的一句：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WdRgnzgNo
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViFlvtfCX8
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokLbSoUqjM
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozR8RQJHiw
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiInvKIm1d
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g3cHoLZuV
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmQdzXoa2q
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIWzBQURkt
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv4mOgVzA5
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMlyWWP5mV
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLjgGp08st
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFqqNmsBmx
希望能讓他高興一點吧。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1Q5Bw3rFb
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK56vLP47H
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe4qX9QRdP
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqzUexNmHM
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA2q7XQlnJ
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3Ta9PnlJU
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuY7oKVNWa
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FeecYkHKm
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RTk8wmiVj
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQhPxv5XtY
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjxl6XlnOj
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMl4Ll5mxR
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcquzjIdP0
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGyVb1pWiL
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OsRxyMuzy
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZi5PhUhYz
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN8eTuIZHH
大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRQ1xuhJk1
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9WC38e8v6
你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRuzcoV0G3
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJDgy8oPoe
「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7bFKgY0JW
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ9uvJJ7Ke
Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH3BzqROkX
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmRlvH6Ose
見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4V39xxvEB
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio0QrJfnK0
「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXpzVjXquE
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh4pgUuOBb
「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D7vPl4lqE
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwJOOZV6Yx
在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMN7EUH3ox
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza9aHQZY7j
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSyef6O5ub
排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl6WlVOUXv
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrTcZ74jsr
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv7Wp81TD7
真是件英勇的事跡呢……744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNYn0PlRwm
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MHRx9Ik4u
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnqS1br2Ng
見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3zi5adfyb
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawNBktQfJy
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKYw0gU4GW
「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG9iqeRZ3N
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsHbCURLTk
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b3vjp3h84
不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CNcVmjtYN
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7Upka0BeA
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY8bpyV9hZ
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6hMdlpJDt
