『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVUF76OveQ
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZPfkszQwX
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyowQETpL72
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqy1QeFXKI
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNHe5HmLV2
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kq4py86FI
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnziqsKI2cW
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N5sOdLqxL
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHyLbW08ns
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VmXaCiao1
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr13LkquwU
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgr4oD1zfb
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvVzNU7tmz
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2tSYwF7Ar
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2RcRZZklt
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAn3kqevz4S
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqTFSoLvah
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「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQOWkNIJZu
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeeDIijx38
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『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmnutZ1PTh
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然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrIkrUgfPW
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1R7URw5qW
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Sch4YqgsI
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795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzg1VlKqG2
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBTcSMrjND
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1YgE7l6On
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDHgdVV0to
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CCBDo8OZk
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2w7Ohux3t
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl06EFg4PGJ
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvulGHpHmMg
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxwcCU0L1j
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OtUYnOkYy
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1h4cRR5TJ
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkD9afSC8B
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD4UIZd41g
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGjIhlwbB9
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySM81aDmu7
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMU4yyXQ1G
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNjSMoAMiB
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMWEqF33d8
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqWKLXFgqw
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumXTSoYWmH
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQjFErW0kQ
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3izaAhsC8J
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfjn3GwaM2
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtqjS4lOOs
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqypIye5A6o
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRPa7JkARX
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIowwDPuson
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BMdCKjlQo
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcsWvHn2QF
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6vPxOnrKh
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMVyamK1WT
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExWWgTcdtv
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3nt4jBKeM
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSjLIYZpqy
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8En7NQ57MJ
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『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYKrlpDp3p
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAeLdb4phq
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1shOq7QKS
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA3GmQiRG1
就是位於地牢的殮房。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNTt7jmlah
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnMeMJtMG7
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCd2cUmc3g
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqUPw3vwd6
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk8TpS6gSD
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IWLZ8B145
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aYVEhYoNv
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORTbySgRZM
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TOyV7HD0y
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWNBA56UC0
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggZOYZJrx6
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tF18I0Uyx
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3JOYafROG
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLROPsypC3U
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibF8iNVL9D
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZBPJDAcbO
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtO2MU3bwr7
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApx5QXrJC3
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIn1yjj3vd
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmCLiSW4bv
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEcRSu9UYq
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnuJkzrSPq
今次作戰也就此結束。』795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1R2uNKLDV
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我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb7erq0ZM0
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCvOUjJuly
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbPbtlgW4u
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsExXzLgBL4
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1PVKUXnCd
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY476DdngOn
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDS4qpXVwi
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrnbW4r7sT
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h1Uri01B4
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGgvz7CgAy
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ymVgo3xuz
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Tzn3ut7ak
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZJXZWyxqI
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoDEsZLdvF
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjk1wIIvSTD
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsHYjDapaj
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGQ2y0uvMh
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aGQTQDtye
「哈哈。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZgDHCE48O
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo0NQhMesp
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjQBmWvmu0
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSnnEVa1cp
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFbQzGLZMV
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9cqNtlan0
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQEQM5hsaD
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於是我加上這樣的一句：795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4l6YAit9C
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqefa0SK2R
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoCA6RNwZR
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2b6jQ0ydB
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOHogqivMj
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq68mZJTq4
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpSkOsV9nE
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1lxfANZa2
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無疑，此乃真漢子也。』795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGZzXOTgxb
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0kuA0scd8
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希望能讓他高興一點吧。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBbneEdaab
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNalqqKwvDP
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可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQWewQV5UO
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl6Fe1re40
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvRkNWN44z
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZM6dDGiK7
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxWa22BMqn
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLvF85LIfZ
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3NnaWVl3o
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dl3q8d5b6
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc4aivfiyl
795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgXiHR5FbD
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrtr1EAbtI
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因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfIyFY2ZO2
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1ZxQtBmx8
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR95Bav11w
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD295oM66Eg
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet5F6vVNzS
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbjrLTRbA3
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfyqQzoiIi
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupbkPPEJg4
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxXifRExUQ
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxVXZc1Inp
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SQmVrk7hw
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwI6WcFr6H
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJZDFDZJCU
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ651GZs90i9
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