Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPK5no9jEl
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcee4TduCD
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IoyjDYT9b
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPNlUw8eEY
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxtOshRUpD
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本來應該是這樣的。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT5giZSHqE
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMKvyt6IjQ
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveQO4Ays67
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQnLyR8twB
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY1cWt7dr1
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvoQ2VFS7Z
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJVFjsucz2
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedxATdRwsm
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw3TtzPWfp
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED5xfEExiw
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUdDpBUPSd
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILmB9ZLF2h
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKbESfJ08J
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6RBgRgRAm
臉皮真厚。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHxYaUn6Oo
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEekRsYKtJJ
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAllJbfwGn1
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ2fIqL4uf
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG64OpZXsH
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPMEGRpSTU
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1VC6OoKQE
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaLxEPx2XK
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6Z22yjiTX
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayZ5K8f33J
說得好！896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhkmMhD49l
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm1oK7xFjf
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9Rn3C0LCj
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yC8NixObn
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyU1ntyAZs
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHz1tZCJI8
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcLDrOpJZ1
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkxxN70aeD
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaojF4d8ep
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOwL2tq0SI
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSR4IZHqrC
看到他們倆的眼神……896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIQsvMEnzH
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcazyh1rk04
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ8U6cCX7N
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDsUcsWJYf
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUf8M1kojX
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ865mwmKhG8
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIAxtYfRXS
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrHdSpyzfT
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZvHcJaeuD
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ACWUC8ss7
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPpgskuwEC
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KiVuugTxF
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGYRbRx650
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabWUGJVe0P
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWjxDoaj4S
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8b7snSUu3
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2A0oy6mMF
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu2b0R4xOD
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYzOM1JfRx
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQAtp0QOAP
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuDCzxql7i
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcRYsn0cUG
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFTrExCXQf
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SrKozQxGC
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRxT2XFM9G
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIsLedCiQg
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡql8F0ByxwW
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97fKFk9igH
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGtlE13sCA
「我都記得係咁啊。」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1B4hJeiy6
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYtKnMV0Yz
「係囉，係囉。」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBu6D4gMoq
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S4Ao7eM2x
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E0d56YPzf
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVOhQXd6tW
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyjlRaueYw
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WUBeAK2B8
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zjtBiKw5q
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4lxh3INIs
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N8ThqIJwb
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtcOGxDuRu
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡje24j8iBMP
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvXeM5RKUQ
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH329IgfHL
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVTbKV0T72
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5IM25dcgr
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEgKAeS3H0
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe835nDpjrU
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGoQDRhNQR
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZYPSY6498
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBJgcH1ESr
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuVu2PkGY3
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD9aEXmQGS
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIHMkiF33i
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmIEUQfsLw
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltvFDIRO99
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUOl1kp5qZ
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbokS5njhMH
896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36iuDGfyeA
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。896Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm91hAnsJn
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