Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPs2rAbgBJ
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrfdQ91LMH
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefeMhcw05I
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHkagNw26I
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpUGNA8Q5H
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本來應該是這樣的。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvXpwkaovs
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0MxTkJjeP
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALNrS7O5b8
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQJdcZ9Nfv
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaF6N74iPL
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EbHh6IdzI
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZW9PC22vH
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBSaNbH3dP
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSixJOuz8H
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGTFweOrPD
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8LCBuZEEV
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiRuGBzFan
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXGMKCJVgA
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYp6kdImB8
臉皮真厚。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwKOUmnVPG
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDsHljLNuT
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFABZpMyMQ
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkat1zyQ9pl
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHVJ5LGV9g
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvAcTyYcv9
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N57G6UP5j
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltfyMHTJ8c
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS1CMAuxU6
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NNPipGyb3
說得好！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil3IC0lFJm
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYcmpJsDBs
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyhGrCVrUK
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJDun0zsJ9
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPhifz67e4
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYXPurdr4u
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh1ZFie1lE
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNvCLceNy0
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiis59bYDv
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyp8vEVs1n
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKjoDG9w1I
看到他們倆的眼神……948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5CJ7MV9DI
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADt4OLWF2D
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唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1SZmq7wG8
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d9Y7bcsks
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2L6bh14lP
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvvWyn9Y5c
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnwWfvfA7H
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzm6HGv10C
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrrA2YBjH5
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2Drpw1Ev7
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFSROSlw7H
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHPuuz686A
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUkwrOUG4v
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUIFV22hgG
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBGHTCa48a
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZusDbZbvNg
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJndVISPwIO
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSi2xik2qs
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaQ92qrL9k
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCnCALQdEy
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsrK5oZEpV
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkOZgMJWXz
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmtSfMKh5Q
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8BoBSXbWJ
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPxw7uN227
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc32aa8juJu
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMrFPafGR0
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAFkM9mE0I
「我都記得係咁啊。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45LeRWrcUu
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIlSeo22Km
「係囉，係囉。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSsy1Ju6ZC
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiJVxQASlE
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaxe1FW7DE
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1nU3kEPX7
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s4BVtWCCm
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49Y3aujOQS
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtD34Kxpuk
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC1BPWwsmv
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJy7ih6XW8
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIwR2KbYVh
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQxYYdE8u0
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8H9wF5jIiS
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxPXLUPKhi
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtblliu7v5z
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGtYZImMbI
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys6kZcjPln
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvLNlL4UCy
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIE3ty1BTK
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLRY3VyZlp
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmwnjIeiBN
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCq503s1kq
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5xLhq66cX
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2znfJRLUZ
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIuyGJLksP
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtynRIvKf56
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhcJ8HLDGQ
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYzbyddyKm
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4sXNnCc9k
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3G4uMVuJL
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