Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8EyoGmZzG
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3ouulhA6e
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OJJo1p3Ix
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPvmERVejl
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XoWWMjmM0
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本來應該是這樣的。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw23vDN9Oz
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAJLzW8UFr
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsCO1Btrvv
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8NMBYcGu4
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOurj4lJ5j
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGY7nH6gsw
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0J3GG0SWe
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAr8gtfxXY
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLcTC3LtDv
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgLPAhrJYc
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuX2BW5Gug
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0ZJQbkFzZ
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZbVbAEPIp
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN60DiA2bG
臉皮真厚。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nFqEDUijH
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gauiQNppq
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfbBFFJljw
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VmxZv1GHx
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLihJwknQ7
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aqlWCl16g
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX2EtoFHWE
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB3QA2D6ZS
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBogwuX9Pu
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說得好！997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6aNxmGLIb
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94dtzunMLu
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMz24RQVnlU
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuukzFK4EA
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHom5dpJaxW
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhOGMal4Kz
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGesh1ug3H
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uGzcOtWSq
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFVGe9S2LJ
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoxB23XOTr
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOOOKcj4EI
看到他們倆的眼神……997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUn9DiBvO0
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HmSnRPzOB
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk8sQ6xZgV
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhmKHfG8Nj
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegt0jgaDAM
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptaQtFrNFM
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwL3W10uxh
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCHRPnHRFV
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobFp6E9cp0
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbuzGWMD9r
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFT0O6pCz9
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2l49uUa1K
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBqxqL3Tp9
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYPWATrTSS
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN3soQA1IC
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RBfv7sBCj
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBojH0wlmPC
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCBfzOCccZ
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruMqYgOBLv
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WXu8DJPfB
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcmRNzSRPy
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkA0FsOtdB
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K62DWFcy3
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWkgpkrT7W
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMkaynIXj8
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9Jq8BBoeg
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLPEpzErOY
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojFsCGcfRY
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94FmUV74TC
「我都記得係咁啊。」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6P0ZoCsaSB
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDCPV6jO0k
「係囉，係囉。」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cyN616QfH
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu9N5KKDIU
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTSjHVrDjZ
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QQ58w8uPI
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXmCNV3C5C
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb87iVGtm5B
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42Ap8KJLC0
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx9cpNVOCg
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2Tqsf09h1
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvK5teVCg5
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2ZAcJytvg
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3VNL1DH1Y
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0AkP7YJbX
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS6gROQ0Jp
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuJ8BWS528
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jW1sAcUa8
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyQVBSpb4L
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXeZl2hwQ9
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLZIL2XPcB
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIhlypE5pW
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjalHwKGfo
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsfNx075rZ
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaBbphczRm
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU7fVCAmwm
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFNd92JihK
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mZt8VE2Xs
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ1Y21JUUS
997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykZy6315eo
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。997Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0gerNB6BG
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