波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT6yclpQLc
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIMbLmX3KN
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡergCS19lv4
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJg7IE9Arx
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvgNGB3CF8
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2KmMnu9Rx
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NKslffufU
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhcNffIPQP
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrh0YZ0KpM
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxS2UcE5fZ
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSeGO9Iuya
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsM1r4IHdl
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2IcE9rv5F
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFZpbY109f
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA81yXfUfQ
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9zok41mlT
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQny8uySmsr
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ7SM3EL3Y
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2SZ4HbF1N
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AvMlFnlHX
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHpA1zZF9E
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEXqFIuR1u
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2r0QKLvM1
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPhibi6DqS
「啊，差唔多喇。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0nbp0v1rK
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT30b3jllEC
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uqDSUnaC9
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR4eh4lHOT
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXlIrFGBIj
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisnGcxhMJC
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6DbisjvYk
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcLC1vcpXt
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dW3IfFm4S
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vgY76bBZv
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZrdmGneN7
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53Plvgzrlv
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3p2YlSXgD
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrNwRwjYzK
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5puA6X2vPW
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHZIe2osDK
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1t3GCVgyg
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5iJfDKEzA
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3sqTs72sd
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdA7gb6tQ3
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPPoS07VZL
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28RJwjB28Q
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF13xfGCXC
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1M3sV3gZMI
「未顯示號碼」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkKRfJxi6d
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGeyPJouY4
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlrAwhwYGj
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYExFUgOtB
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3unXMu8zRN
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFWNBWzRQv
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdP1JD9Yo4
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IFhiYPiDH
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAZuVuFrqi
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2NiNl39dI
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNqypGBwlU
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7lOLfJzyF
「無啊…無…無需……」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpwY2Q5Ldh
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2IOwEl8oh
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ffOpxalo8
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmVJeN2sQu
「先生…」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DMcMzyp52
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGroXWnbAg
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfq6wybDRk
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyscZXyx0Bb
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nqyux2nJu
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AxDML4ZpS
「屌你老母。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcaBsSJqMA
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5IcAwPL8U
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdbbb7QarT
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFTolrGe4W
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzhz4BkagK
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDIS9P6Bh4
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouR3eboWZ9
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1GOepzjhX
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFXwJm1flE
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQhqkkF6kS
又是「未顯示號碼」。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhZYhk4FXc
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHFkCmCPKk
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyz8Y3wQtW
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMykoR6Kzq
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtstJOUUGQ
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISbhf98GCb
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ748JEMcU4p
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzIDuNH2aG
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfJw7ReV30
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEENYA8I7Sp
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64XYPB1Ys6
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M15QlxQS1
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYBLtPekVM
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPKI40XpNS
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lC0hmHI6P
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMdQflOsg1
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOWx4HWQQ1
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgF4pftyhV
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKCSqKTcLS
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVinlp07Ep7
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFtRrtoxz7
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAHZMJrNpj
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhODRV260wE
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIEitWgh6W
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiqjHqIxmK
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRuii9UQtL
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnvtRjX1Fh
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WAWTFazDE
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0skuOIPnFk
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYySJPRw9i8
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgRFqscTPF
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9XDGhm0K1
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2hhIPxR6i
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLplaptbzNX
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNWb9WmVZU
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tWUuZ2fs6
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AqygLEoTt
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kT4bNhpC8
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhjddgUxfc
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMdGkm9hXJ
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcKVnfOUwD
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriMt5MZZ2p
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvmQg80ktO
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JIblsS802
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6fb1JTkuD
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFOmAFMFK9
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthBjKV9Ygf
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkj5TKUxwW
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjuSSfslAc
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4SizEwsAM
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWOjPRjJYS
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ978V97Hqov
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCS4qgE1qs
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15gNUuzsvZ
「條友信得過嫁喇？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxPb1JBKCn
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWbwqh9mSv
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGQILsWtcP
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQoeJRn8Ic
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU91ESeTdtl
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGXNG9rNie
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo3bwUTO5M
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4GdZRb7aN
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq9vfFL7ef
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmwVEznEcF
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpC7H0Yknv6
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL4MrNiePy
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCRge6iRM6
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjM69rnOCH
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG3dmLlxU7
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSTER7p8Ot
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYo5t2p7oZ
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