波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FlMYg3Yrk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1Dtku8gMO
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZsBsyZKYW
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wYp9L4Tpz
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1Qeu5FMQ8
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM90vVVRi4
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIigk7DEi1U
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaXFpS0eEZ
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CjosyMqxH
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kimiBbRGl
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM75arxxZtd
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpGLUAuyrM
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU8KYjYNfd
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIikO5UtgLa
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakejQPkozy
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2yOco2TGG
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL3Ycj2fvj
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVurcDIHDs
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGSmqEh8ui
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrZVMNoSYV
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixSigLfsOq
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO4ZN4cRzY
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MV8tsrh4s
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmb2GVrAkw
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFDkpwt4VP
「啊，差唔多喇。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡColM7MgfNm
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeZrszstsL
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGv3W13IdE
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpj2dxrwqZ
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTusVrg4L0
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBfN1iG0sl
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sQPafScMz
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwewW6BpINO
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5LAEjxWkN
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLLUdXJUei
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAlYAB2AFJ
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAVRnFMThm
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdCgw6prHs
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkQxqNYC5w
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbgNQoMKdc
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZrF2K6zdy
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBC3DsSY5K
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQBteOyNAi
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmFjcDLoki
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgkoS7NlYo
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoT5me0WfY
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNdPjfoNDV
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRarYmhgGms
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqLmmx83zd
「未顯示號碼」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8tBppCJIn
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzzsUp2FCE
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl24DkgReak
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6uIbGfnl8
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTPJ63dAAe
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5WX8Aq6aE
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDC7J7Qiux
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk02gG25U11
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnuIMsOgVf
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubNL0df8yt
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2oFYBVBRJ
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXM2bMStMz
「無啊…無…無需……」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6DA5GNhIk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8saBesfEA0
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxtKmZePWq
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5evUorIHhW
「先生…」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefxbcral6C
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka4JOOfmyW
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXiudFTjNU
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedo3PnbqNB
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHJonDonYL
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsTlLRRRiE
「屌你老母。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQgEHR6UyT
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A3zbE3NhI
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QkBIYt2Fk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxhrC2aba8
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c93CfhMMv
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9NsSszPLa
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9a9rCE3dN
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7DN0kVJBD
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAXWHdsJmt
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKz92bnMzdV
又是「未顯示號碼」。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7bV8SJGgq
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo1NcoD4QS
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YmZjTt5xD
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWByp91e361
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNlLN4qPZ3
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B8qAcRrMd
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfVmUnp7th
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzWYBRfUmZ
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnIzXXfdQc
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0znjrIKwUD
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2txzLtWcIG
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXF41JhWTfy
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0c33XLUpr
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJVGDkrEm5
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDORY93mhO
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvMdisBY3o
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIWgL6IyKl
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVFiQ7R6M1
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREPbgIuP3P
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fYZ5ckIB1
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoTSiMm14l
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELiluo6nFr
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBWv2i1BMv
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHtleGmgzY
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A84fP9e3N
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYT3OjQLOx
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7x8nTWChc
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5LCxByjOR
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI9l5bWVrt
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeb1Ddb3ew
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiw399OYLs
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3n3muNdJI
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86Nmfpcj8L
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGjTHVpKOW
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauSBbc3eV4
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzbJHXlmwY
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eOc0gmrM7
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJPCg9hJo7
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zkrWOewi0
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDYg0SPD9J
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9Tm6l1ZlQ
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZcJNguwXP
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIzi0VUimi
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVmLQvWsa2
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVpaiJpGSz
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh92CS9e47u
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0n82ZLwgu
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoa4w07Std
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsTw2iFhaB
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoafbwrE8R
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ296AvoQaYs
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDc0wIPQoa8
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzzOUYEU3K
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYCIMsRcTq
「條友信得過嫁喇？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUzR7xVSMl
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE6feqvKto
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC57q6gCNH
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWvwmKyBZe
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklclHmjPLk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2LpDxJrNP
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24YoCLB0T7
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0EmYXEZJg
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24Q2eGYG1R
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWasmy5ZVg
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtghbvNHGv
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTgWoUjH8h
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHUBYJRpzk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzSI0SsRsU
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCoRgFFzoL
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUa39rlFIZ
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF562UoMZPU
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNteBpKmX3q
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyU8BSJ8TA
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE8o0jfUIT
等等……如果說剛好的話……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B4aOH8gkZ
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiCBh7Tpdl
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHi5lgbU1g
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世界會有這麼巧合的事麼？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4tuf6tCgR
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