不要再說那個叫『堅系雷神』的MK柒頭了。778Please respect copyright.PENANA8fx1lM46xn
778Please respect copyright.PENANAzLBTtadMOu
這種人實在看多眼都嫌多,於是我立即轉台,開出新視窗,看看Yahoo新聞都無咁嬲。778Please respect copyright.PENANAAuI9MZrWSb
778Please respect copyright.PENANA4zmHn5987B
同時候,細妹也左扭右扭地回到房間了,看來應該便秘坐到雙腳麻痹吧。778Please respect copyright.PENANA1FOYSSwyyW
778Please respect copyright.PENANABI8tkLjRfe
她幾經辛苦坐到床上,解開頭上的馬尾,讓一頭帶著輕微天然卷的長髮散落到背後,然後公整地將橡筋放回床邊的小木盒,並在抽屜裡取出那副黑框眼鏡戴上,看來她在廁所不只是屙屎,還脫了隱形眼鏡。778Please respect copyright.PENANAzGD3IarSmw
778Please respect copyright.PENANAcASMdTpzAe
她注意到我的斜視目光,不知為了什麼嘆一口氣,再平心靜氣地問我:778Please respect copyright.PENANAiiP5RL2hBc
778Please respect copyright.PENANAxzMvLBiXcF
「點啊?裝完未啊?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAQmgOvJHBe0
778Please respect copyright.PENANATPQaYpA3bo
看看安裝的進度條,剛剛就在這一秒完成,於是我就回答她:778Please respect copyright.PENANAkxkHCHnZZD
778Please respect copyright.PENANArUaRjBOLl7
「搞惦喇,應該唔洗我教你用架啦?」778Please respect copyright.PENANARXzyWsZWG1
778Please respect copyright.PENANADIKsdJKiuc
上身穿著熊仔睡衣,下身只穿一條超短褲的她無視背後的秀髮,用力躺到床上,一邊取出自己的三叔電話,一邊以非常老奉的語氣回應我:778Please respect copyright.PENANAj7vUmucwM0
778Please respect copyright.PENANAnAErgf6qXF
「最好教返啦。」778Please respect copyright.PENANA9zUP4xphon
778Please respect copyright.PENANARqB9POpB08
聽罷我感受到她的視線,就伴隨著電腦椅轉身望向她,然後問:「你想用黎做咩先?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAcvopRXsaua
778Please respect copyright.PENANAqysrwXoDX8
坦白說,我第一個想起的目的,離不開應該都是用空間扭曲術整大自己對波,整長雙腳,又或是將自己的下巴改造成利器……778Please respect copyright.PENANAGzV27CoykR
778Please respect copyright.PENANAMHdjronok1
如果是這樣的話,我比較推介她使用一個叫美圖秀秀的電話app,這個程式無疑已足夠滿足一般女性的要求,而且簡單易用,省下我逐步教她用photoshop的時間。778Please respect copyright.PENANAVhBZK8JJmi
778Please respect copyright.PENANAMoHSeoHQgL
她坐起來,托一托黑框眼鏡,認真向我解釋:「我想執下上次去赤柱影果d相姐。」778Please respect copyright.PENANA4L9RllBn9Z
778Please respect copyright.PENANAbzMbb2R2qV
「下?你執黎做乜?」我被她的言論嚇了一跳。778Please respect copyright.PENANA7hjqFevWUL
778Please respect copyright.PENANAwVkO1ccQ8H
其實那輯赤柱的相片是我們一家之前去燒烤時所拍下的,由於攝影者是我,所以我們清楚裡面除了三張有人像的合照外,其他全都是我所拍下的風景相。778Please respect copyright.PENANA1GfmgvvD8q
778Please respect copyright.PENANAHLdRqxsUSl
現在想起來,細妹好像也拿過我的相機照過幾幅……難道她對攝影產生了興趣嗎?778Please respect copyright.PENANAJCNTcsRJoy
778Please respect copyright.PENANA1DOwBMoVvC
細妹不自然地,用沒塗指甲油的純肉色手甲抓抓自己大腿兩下,臉有點紅,以不自覺的高音快速回應:「唔好理啦。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAV8fJfH4P4Z
778Please respect copyright.PENANAa2RA2bDhT3
這個語氣告訴我:我大概應該估中了。778Please respect copyright.PENANAHlKW3OL4bk
778Please respect copyright.PENANAHc6LYC8okV
「你唔講我唔教你啊。」我即時笑著要脅她。778Please respect copyright.PENANAuCRof90HBc
778Please respect copyright.PENANAuJIGkEi8SJ
看來她發現了正被我玩弄,以貓將魚吃到一半卻被拿走的不滿眼神望著我,發悔氣地說:「咁你唔好教啦!你估我唔識自己學!?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAdTyRH2zobc
778Please respect copyright.PENANAPMhA8Y9dte
說罷就手持著那部三叔電話,從床上落到地上,而我則站起來,一邊作狀離開一邊說:「好啊,我無所謂架,見你咁生性我都好開心啊,哈哈。」778Please respect copyright.PENANA34EcdHhYuq
778Please respect copyright.PENANAzKjnIO7YQz
她坐到我剛讓出的位置上,一眼看落去就驚訝地問:「喂!我頂你啊!全部英文黎既喂?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAoTSKVQnXlG
778Please respect copyright.PENANA30yRYe5iLh
我怪笑兩聲揶揄她:「咁你有機會學下英文喇。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAHuKqik2Ggw
778Please respect copyright.PENANAsTRv8ld9tD
她拉著我的衣角,不讓我離開,先命令,後請求我:778Please respect copyright.PENANAGnhmRcmsnQ
778Please respect copyright.PENANA72pAY1Azyi
「喂,幫我變做中文啦,好唔好?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAFLWUkFcKG7
778Please respect copyright.PENANAKp0xLMXZWN
我回頭,邪惡地反問她:「喂前喂後,無名你叫啊?你頭先唔係好威既咩?點解而家唔夠兩秒又過黎求返我啊?」778Please respect copyright.PENANA21VMnhexsh
778Please respect copyright.PENANAmKkk3HicbN
今次總算威返次,輪到我抓著她的春袋了,果然成為了巴別搭創造主,連運勢都不同了!778Please respect copyright.PENANAYKuB3Rl6Vu
778Please respect copyright.PENANA0Dy2B7RF6I
她輕輕地再扯我的衣角,請求我道:「係喇,阿哥,唔該你幫我裝返個中文版啦,唔該哂你啦。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAZoaer8QzKq
778Please respect copyright.PENANA2LZue2g6Ug
看來真的有點不自然,明明平時的她應該會說:778Please respect copyright.PENANAVCDeSMWEeI
778Please respect copyright.PENANANWFgtfVJMb
「喂咪喂囉!我鐘意點叫就點叫!你唔鐘意幫就同我死開,唔好浪費我時間!」778Please respect copyright.PENANAAQS6VHsdKw
778Please respect copyright.PENANAzpZYHm1yPt
等等,再想起來,其實她好像從來都沒有跟我說過這種話……778Please respect copyright.PENANAO3Qf6N8nDC
778Please respect copyright.PENANAeibsIxAFHp
我開始發現到……也許一直以來她對我也不是太差,只是間中作死一下。778Please respect copyright.PENANAI9bdUeSsUE
778Please respect copyright.PENANAeAH6W1Z3iX
巴別搭創造主的新視角告訴我,那個惡鬼形象也許有一半都是一直以來自己所認為的……778Please respect copyright.PENANACqtq9SMIJ2
778Please respect copyright.PENANAwuy0y9SPvG
算了,幫就幫。778Please respect copyright.PENANAJiwmW1R86R
778Please respect copyright.PENANAoG4eKYlK7z
她讓出位置坐到床上,我就坐回原位。778Please respect copyright.PENANAqj0gkfGtdq
778Please respect copyright.PENANAEKrZ5DNGsE
上到Google,正想打上「中文化」三隻字,才發現無論怎樣按Shift+Ctrl,不論速成與倉頡都沒有出現,來來去去都只有英文鍵盤與那個不知所謂的《九方輸入法》……778Please respect copyright.PENANAaQsrWhYcNd
778Please respect copyright.PENANAz1dFWDFimp
這實在令人驚訝:「點解你部電腦會得九方架?速成果d走哂去邊!?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAMeRutskBec
778Please respect copyright.PENANAHbrm1JmsCU
她脫下眼鏡,找出眼鏡布,邊抹著眼鏡,邊用理所當然的語氣回答:778Please respect copyright.PENANA6jijDPPVDV
778Please respect copyright.PENANAcKqNe26rSm
「無啊……佢地成日阻住我開個九方出黎,反正又唔識用,咪刪走左佢囉。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAqmCySaYELT
778Please respect copyright.PENANAB3HNVuEFW9
聽起來好像合理,但精通速成與倉頡的我,可是從沒有刪除過那個長年封塵的拼音啊:「你係咪痴Q線架?我而家要打中文啊,你話點算好?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAczMovWDwVr
778Please respect copyright.PENANAFjQDmWXega
聽罷她重新戴回眼鏡,擺出一副不耐煩的樣子,推開我,自己掌管鍵盤的一邊問我:778Please respect copyright.PENANAZwobezRpLX
778Please respect copyright.PENANA2erdPZ84uO
「咪煩啦,IT佬,九方都唔識用……你唔好搞返個速成出黎,我幫你打啦,你要打咩字啊?」778Please respect copyright.PENANApPxTSnAiRu
778Please respect copyright.PENANAx8Zl0tUHxH
那句IT佬不知是褒義還是貶義,但聽起來實在非常難聽,還讓我有點想打人的衝動。778Please respect copyright.PENANAd1EQm6ZlCc
778Please respect copyright.PENANAdjI1e3GNNk
我煩躁地回答:「中文化啊。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAgGCuCxKtfq
778Please respect copyright.PENANAUdtfXh4tS1
她就立即用純熟的手法拍打數字鍵盤,不消一刻就打出三個字,然後懶洋洋坐回床邊,於背後瞪著我。778Please respect copyright.PENANATAGHlpdcGZ
778Please respect copyright.PENANAEg1x0MP8Sx
九方,我以前都學過,實在不知道這個要付費的輸入法有什麼好處,於是我開口問細妹:778Please respect copyright.PENANAWLQ1eIThDp
778Please respect copyright.PENANAOrXgdE8IRT
「速成打兩個碼就可以揀字啦,你用九方要成三個碼,重要比錢買,點解唔學速成啊?」778Please respect copyright.PENANA3qlt6bW6bS
778Please respect copyright.PENANATXjwY8biNr
她立即回答:「速成d碼都唔合邏輯,咪搞我。九方係就係打三個碼,但我最多得0至9十個碼要打,速成記成廿幾個碼,搵鬼用啊?重有啊,打完碼我搵字一定快過速成囉唔該。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAwaOEFaKXYj
778Please respect copyright.PENANAPgkN3izlBX
聽來有文有路……778Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y7S3OyGC6
778Please respect copyright.PENANAmMxCUS0CRn
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等等!!778Please respect copyright.PENANAgbEXu6PWyn
778Please respect copyright.PENANAGchaDMoYfh
三個碼!?778Please respect copyright.PENANAI7603fYOBU
778Please respect copyright.PENANAFhGuxmhYjb
778Please respect copyright.PENANAUEbCwSNJVg
我腦裡忽然閃出今日四眼仔給我的密碼,記得好像全部組合都是只有三個數字的……再想一想……沒錯!!確實全部都只有三個的!778Please respect copyright.PENANAjHYlSLQK8T
778Please respect copyright.PENANAZjhPLlIMPB
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一想起那堆密碼,我就非常緊張,如果這堆數字又是某種輸入法的輸入碼的話,整個密碼的解構就好像一個圈一樣,說不定是最好的答案……不,應該說,沒有比這更適合的答案了!778Please respect copyright.PENANABZPL33pPYR
778Please respect copyright.PENANAmLv8ONRl3F
說到九方輸入法,全世界哪裡有人會用?我哪知道,但我肯定香港必定有人會用,以前在讀中學時,我們都曾被迫接觸過這種輸入法,所以當年中了這個陷阱,懂得使用九方的香港人應該為數不少。778Please respect copyright.PENANAes5jHoVp4K
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所以也符合「給香港人解的密碼」的中心原則,絕對有試的價值!778Please respect copyright.PENANAiBiNZx5OON
778Please respect copyright.PENANAXcD2nZYnlX
雖然我對九方也有點基本概念,但還是要確認一件事。778Please respect copyright.PENANAr4QPnhdE6f
778Please respect copyright.PENANAln9UeIrZb2
「等等,打九方要用三個碼?果三個碼係咪一定要係數字黎架?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAkxNN31hzKf
778Please respect copyright.PENANALaMsgrLAE7
她用無奈的眼光望著我,理所當然地回答:「下?緊係啦,你見到個九公格有英文咩?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAlFnIPeyDGJ
778Please respect copyright.PENANAfH7PaRIMtH
聽到這句,我就放心了!778Please respect copyright.PENANARMaNSo1ZFN
778Please respect copyright.PENANA5cxjZH6GMP
於是立即拿出IPhone,找出在今日下午在四眼仔那邊影底,兩段最後所解出的密碼給細妹看。778Please respect copyright.PENANACTWSYJsnpf
778Please respect copyright.PENANAqkg9lsYZii
她看來一頭霧水,用「你想點啊?」的眼神望著我,於是我立即就解釋:778Please respect copyright.PENANALfTrUc7TSG
778Please respect copyright.PENANA4lt2naAJfm
「你可唔可以將依堆數字轉做中文啊?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAlFHNENw4V6
778Please respect copyright.PENANAwB5jVEx4qW
778Please respect copyright.PENANAOBQGqJDlb6
《639 958 498 260 987 780 170 990 678778Please respect copyright.PENANApHFaMJVOaN
980 857 320 940 190 949 711 585 240》778Please respect copyright.PENANAiaYCaYekph
778Please respect copyright.PENANATHDBf6sLoe
778Please respect copyright.PENANAmnUutXYnSm
《740 069 509 371 098 891 281 001 789778Please respect copyright.PENANAgwlbxqKh4J
091 968 431 051 201 050 822 696 351》778Please respect copyright.PENANA1aILqrIvjG
778Please respect copyright.PENANA981d7QuqA9
778Please respect copyright.PENANASsPqjKrT4w
她再看一眼密碼,用手捲捲自己的長髮,看來苦惱地告訴我這個要求是無理的:778Please respect copyright.PENANA5yYTxCGvsc
778Please respect copyright.PENANAZgDQ4J2bWf
「下?無啦啦點轉啊?你估我係神探伽利略啊?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4HxixnpCl
778Please respect copyright.PENANAcN84CX0gyC
「頂,以你既智慧緊係轉唔到啦!」我第一反應想這樣說,但有求於她,所以理智告訴我,這樣說是沒有意義的。778Please respect copyright.PENANAYwlsi9lLVT
778Please respect copyright.PENANAtWMwWPzVQF
於是我吸一口氣冷靜地解釋:778Please respect copyright.PENANArZuB6GnYiG
778Please respect copyright.PENANAzERGvfgjIN
「我既意思係…叫你用九方將d數字轉做中文啊。」778Please respect copyright.PENANApX6yhuOQm1
778Please respect copyright.PENANAbOehfuhAiE
細妹立即輕佻地說:「下?咁炸?」看來非常失望,想必她應該比誰都更想做神探伽利略吧。778Please respect copyright.PENANA5xTKWwwLmT
778Please respect copyright.PENANAMtHtFvseOC
之後她再補上一句:「要我幫你?唔係唔得……」有買有賣,應該的,假如真的能解破這個密碼,巴別搭將會一舉成名。778Please respect copyright.PENANAzngWYazjyr
778Please respect copyright.PENANAfyGEX88eaI
盤算過得失,我當然立即就答應她:778Please respect copyright.PENANAlvX1hRkRIH
778Please respect copyright.PENANAB9PyK0cEJp
「幫我解到既話,你話點就點啦!」778Please respect copyright.PENANAG1LuCE3HhW
778Please respect copyright.PENANAg2aYn00d3E
她帶著惡鬼的笑容說:778Please respect copyright.PENANApKTOV7mDBK
778Please respect copyright.PENANAIhaVYprANZ
「拿,我無叫你架,你自己講架炸。」看來已想到一些麻煩極大的代價給我去承受。778Please respect copyright.PENANAKT8HWq1EDL
778Please respect copyright.PENANA4ybuLFDPF4
我都未回應她就被推開了,期間她搶走我的IPhone看著說:「行開啦,拎你D數字黎睇下。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAKgEfyKcBQv
778Please respect copyright.PENANAKU2bXYM3Jg
看了兩秒,她又問我:「上下都要解哂?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAjimXmZg44q
778Please respect copyright.PENANAJ29wULxXGs
坦白說,我哪知道哪一段才是對的,一於要她全都解掉最穩陣:「係啊,你解到就解啦。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAheyXSYLYDF
778Please respect copyright.PENANAZ92a9wlkMF
她聽罷皺一皺眉頭轉頭望向我,,以專家的語氣質疑道:「咪玩啦,下面果段有幾個零字開頭,無得解架喎,你有無常識架?」778Please respect copyright.PENANACRF4AxvjNq
778Please respect copyright.PENANACD66v7hzk7
巧合地,剛好在這個角度,她的黑框眼鏡反光得一片白色,完全見不到雙眼,看來就像電影中的專家一樣。778Please respect copyright.PENANAfKFmvyV3pq
778Please respect copyright.PENANAba8CSZGKrX
本人不太了解九方的構造,所以也不能反駁,於是就認真老實地向她確認:778Please respect copyright.PENANAAi8ZZmg0Oc
778Please respect copyright.PENANAwPdE3Txfwh
「咁上面果兩行有無問題呢?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAPDH0WYq1Ab
778Please respect copyright.PENANABdXoQNfbCW
仔細地看清楚Iphone上第一段的密碼兩遍,她才向我確認:「果兩行……得啊,無問題啊,全部都ok。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAvomUKph8vx
778Please respect copyright.PENANAhu84mtdvvr
聽起來這件事好像愈來愈專業,感覺就好像跟一個解碼專家交談一樣,而實際上,她就只是一個精通九方的中三女學生,實在有點不對味兒。778Please respect copyright.PENANAv2lX6wMWxW
778Please respect copyright.PENANAi9UgCOQiSs
然後她繼續以專家的語氣,說出一句非常專家的話:778Please respect copyright.PENANACgUyCn3sxP
778Please respect copyright.PENANAbpWPKsUZwK
「但老老實實,你確認係九方碼黎架喇?如果解唔出既話我一樣要收費架喎。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAkVaeIcbNzv
778Please respect copyright.PENANAxcVTtAbqDX
這一刻,我實在不知怎回應才好,如果她真的是專家的話,我應該就會回答:778Please respect copyright.PENANA8v0tus3GEF
778Please respect copyright.PENANA5dXEisPFnT
「係,我明白架喇。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAh336N9AeJ9
778Please respect copyright.PENANA4uhimYZWRR
不過她只是我一個十六歲的細妹啊!為什麼我非得要用對專家的語氣對她!?778Please respect copyright.PENANAyCBsiVD20N
778Please respect copyright.PENANA0cxsryp4C4
但一時之間我又不知該怎樣回應她好,於是就抓抓頭,裝傻說:778Please respect copyright.PENANAGxOfytd3Wu
778Please respect copyright.PENANAdGoBMx2Sea
「下?要收費架?我地假假地都一場兄妹啊,岩岩重幫你裝左個Photoshop,你唔會咁對我掛?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAiqHfDZUmHm
778Please respect copyright.PENANACbhrQuXOsb
778Please respect copyright.PENANARB1CJRWNPh
她半閉著眼,帶著不滿地跟我翻一筆很新的舊帳:778Please respect copyright.PENANATPumhb1aWR
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「你咁快唔記得我岩岩叫你教我用Photoshop果時,你點應我喇?」778Please respect copyright.PENANABiaL51jMtk
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其實我從沒想過要逃到自己房不教她的,沒什麼比起這個年紀的少女,想要在發掘興趣當中尋覓自我,更令人感到鼓舞。778Please respect copyright.PENANAZgM4n9piz5
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這樣必定比起從跟MK扑野當中尋找自我更加有益,所以攝影這方面,本人是絕對支持的。778Please respect copyright.PENANAfyCQumcKSS
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於是我就理所當然地答應她:「咁你想學乜,我咪教返你囉,可以開工未?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAWI1gNEJ9hu
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得到一個滿意的答覆,她還是要裝一下矜貴:778Please respect copyright.PENANAOQLP0YrJJO
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「得喇,得喇。咪催。再催我就唔幫你架喇。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAcqzKKBQiwM
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「你話事,鐘意點就點,最緊要幫我解左佢,到時你鐘意點都得。」我再度滿足她,及作個保證。778Please respect copyright.PENANAkEVUiSxkyM
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然後她就挺直腰板,深呼吸一下……778Please respect copyright.PENANAiqswW7Bivn
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我才發現她的上圍其實也挺豐滿的,雖然與芙相差甚遠,但以香港少女來說,她都可說是「大」的一群。778Please respect copyright.PENANAASfQ5fxIDB
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深呼吸完,她墊著背後不到腰的長髮倚到電腦椅背,看看IPhone問我:「咁由第一個開始啦。739啊?」778Please respect copyright.PENANARsHyE8N1sJ
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一打出739即時彈出九個字,分別是『鷝畈略鴨夥畋畇畛畽』,她按0鍵,轉向第二個選字頁,彈出的就只有一個字『鸓』778Please respect copyright.PENANACXplSiIMKX
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基本上除了『略』,『鴨』與『夥』之外,其他字我都不知是什麼。778Please respect copyright.PENANAyUYE9w7Fhy
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見她遲遲也未打出答案,我望望她,她也望望我,終於我首先忍不住問:778Please respect copyright.PENANAGmFXsCv3eo
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「你知唔知係邊個字?」778Please respect copyright.PENANARYnirnN7xz
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「我點知啊?你自己揀啦!」778Please respect copyright.PENANAZFjNUl9c5p
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聽到這一句,我就知出問題了,也許我取要在這十個字當中揀選一個正確,但我當然不想發生這種事,所以就抱有一絲希望問她:778Please respect copyright.PENANAVdUrnHYce1
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「d數字係唔係幫唔到你直接打到個字出黎架?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAG7DSdaUcNU
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她將本來在左耳前,長長的秀髮撥到耳後,托著腮煩躁地回答:「緊係啦,你用速成都要揀字啦。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAFVQARE0zUX
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唉……看來又是時候要出動我那精明的頭腦了。778Please respect copyright.PENANAHPlo17HhMR
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