The Absolute Guide to NOT Talking to Girls! 

This first book is the start to a boy’s new love life and the start to him learning the ways he's not supposed to talk to girls. 

This is definitely not your basic love story. It doesn't even have an ending sometimes, and when it does, it doesn't end with a 'happily ever after'. Sorry. Another thing is how this is a book about kids and their childish romances, so if this story gets hard to read, it's not my fault. Kids are stupid. 

NOTE: This book won't always have good grammar. Don’t worry, that’s on purpose. It's used for comedic effect, so if it isn't funny to you... deal with it.