The Absolute Guide to NOT Talking to Girls!
This first book is the start to a boy’s new love life and the start to him learning the ways he's not supposed to talk to girls.
This is definitely not your basic love story. It doesn't even have an ending sometimes, and when it does, it doesn't end with a 'happily ever after'. Sorry. Another thing is how this is a book about kids and their childish romances, so if this story gets hard to read, it's not my fault. Kids are stupid.
NOTE: This book won't always have good grammar. Don’t worry, that’s on purpose. It's used for comedic effect, so if it isn't funny to you... deal with it.
This book covers the first half of the Elementary Arc.
Rahbeem Roth just got a job as the guidance counselor at America’s first official “Magic School.” Now he’s helping all kinds of magical teenagers with some real-world problems, including a Black Power Demon Hunter, and a handsome child star trying to resurrect his girlfriend from the dead…
Gnihzur is a crow fledgling who has decided to transcend into a godly entity during the magnificent and auspicious era of crows where quantum consciousness advancement is ubiquitously rooted. Though his resolve is resolute in its cute firmness, many feathery and none feathery obstacles will present themselves in his path and try to pluck his mortality away from him before he can triumph.
Will he be able to learn how to slyly adapt to his newfound environment as well as cope with difficult situations and peers? Will he succeed in becoming an overpowered character who can easily claim the title of Prokeral God Crow?
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Genre:(Action-Adventure, Mythical & Urban Fantasy, Spirit-Cultivation, Light-Romance, Overpowered Characters, Titans, Zombies, Evil Organisation, Mutated Beasts, Psychological Warfare, Military Might, Magical Powers, Levelling, World Exploration)
"We all die eventually, that's when we have to see what lays beyond that door at the end of our life; and how our actions in the living may affect our afterlife."
After an early death, a young man finds himself in purgatory. Being greeted by an angel, he was surprised to find that they were impressed by his work during his life and wanted to hire him as a case/social worker for the souls in purgatory. While it's better than hell, many are still chained by their sins during life and can fall victim to being completely corrupted by them. From fighting demon monsters to helping people who regret stealing a candy bar, someone has to help these lingering souls as they repent. Seems like some work is never done, even after death.
Journey of one fat german boy named Augustus Gloop. He likes chocolate and he also loves chocolate. He was wrongfully imprisoned by his parents in a tower, but he will never give up. He is planning to escape and revenge.
It wasn't a busy road. Signs of any sort of treading are scarcely found, not even the prints of deer have their hooves pressed in the ground. Matter of fact, although it looked to be more friendlier than its neighbor on the left, people tend to choose the rougher road; even when carrying the knowledge of its dangers. Why? Well... the problem wasn't the road, but the rumors that taint it, "I heard he shot someone's dog just because it peed near his house!" "I heard he killed four men, with only two bullets!" "Yeah? Well I heard he stole a woman's husband... not wife, but husband!"
"Say the right yeah? It looks safer than the left road--" "Oh you don't wanna go down that road, that's where the man that looks like a crow lives."
Yada yada-- the rumors go beyond the highest mountain tips, echoing down into the ears of gossiping housewives. Becoming a children's tale, "Ever heard of the big bad wolf?" Nah, kids of these days grow up to hear, "Ever heard of the big bad crow?"
Silly rumors, I know, but enough of'em to make any stranger to those parts weary; as it is better safe than sorry.
But that's just the country's half of the story, the one based on half-truths and well-spoken lies... have I made you curious enough yet? Well if I haven't made you curious I sure have made my own self! Which is good enough for me. After all, I always find those painted in lies to be the most truthful of them all. And I'm just plain bored, so whether I get shot or find a cool fella worth givin' a shot-- well, it's all the same to me. So what do ya say? Wanna take a venture down that road less taken?
Ayo, author here!
"Another story..? You're not even finished with the others." I know I know, but I just can't seem to rummage any care for my other stories right now (As they are a bit more "serious" and I wish to really write those ones well) So I'll be taking a little break from those other stories of mine on here for awhile, since my passion for them is kind of drained right now ^^''
But since I want to keep writing still involved in my daily life, here's a comedic/semi-serious story about the wildwest!
Backstory of the story...
The Tale of Guy, is actually a story not solely from myself, but also from my bestfriend, who's also a writer. We came up with it while high on a sugar rush, just messing around with random ideas that sprawled into our brains lol.
We both looooooveeee this western video game that I HIGHLY RECOMMEND LIKE-- *chefs kiss* but ahnyways-- Red dead redemption 2! It's an insanely good game if you like cowboy stories, and free-roaming games. But yeah! My friend isn't too good with writing comedy... all her stories are extremely serious and dark, so she is very good in those aspects lol But I am not-- so! Since our writing styles are drastically different from one another, this story will def be different from what I usually tend to write. That being said... this story won't be too long, nor will it be too quick, but I plan to finish it sometime within the next coming months. Aha-- we'll see how that goes... but ye! HOpe you enJOY!
(this is gonna be a whole book series consisting of 15 books, so be ready!!)
All Daniel has ever know is running. They never stay in one place for long, so when his mother finally finds a place for them to settle down he's excited. One problem with that is that he never gets to leave the house and is homeschooled.
His mother, Celine, is very secretive of her life outside of the house. One rule that she tells him to follow is to NEVER under ANY circumstances take off the wolf-necklace he's wearing. So when things get a little too much, and Daniel finds something that he can only identify as an actual magic wand, he bought himself a ticket into the dangerous world his mother's been trying to hide him from:
A world of magic, monsters, secret family members, survival, and now that he's been exposed to all of this his life is in grave danger from a dark force that's been hunting him for the past nine years since he'd been born.
Witness the dark side of magic as the "Preternatural"-series gives you an insight as to what the world of magic would be like if it was present in modern-times.
This story kinda started with the characters. I first got their designs and wanted to develop them, make an story around them and this evolved into this epic fantasy with some romance and m
Helpless, James could do nothing about the injustice running rampant through his city. That is until one day, a mysterious being offered him power beyond his wildest dreams. Now imbued with strange abilities, he battles countless monsters alongside his fellow heroes, all the while drawing closer both to them, and the other-worldly stranger dwelling within his mind.
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As a nymph, Fei was never supposed to live for as long as a deity. But she made a deal with Ares, the greek God of war so that she could be free to live for a very long time and roam the explored and unexplored lands. In exchange she had to ensure that people will continue to pray to Ares which also meant she had to encourage people to go to war.
As time passed, people have lost their belief in the ancient gods and Ares slowly faded away, as did most deities. Fei was free to do whatever she wanted but she kept her word and worked as a scholar who would gather information during times of war.
Unfortunately, because of certain circumstances she was punished by the eastern gods to live in seclusion in the mountains and never be able to lie to a human ever again.
Now,in the 21st century, Fei resides in the city and has an antique library that also works as a gateway towards the Underworld. She is still punished and still has to work for the remaining eastern deities as gate keeper (she literally keeps the account of who enters and leaves the Afterlife.)
But faces from the past come back to haunt her, especially one that disappointed her and brought the punishment onto her.
She does not believe in anything, she has no dreams, no aspiration, just going with the flow in whatever direction life is taking her. She is the only child of the Wilson's, because of this she is spoiled and bratty but tries as much as possible to cover up her flaw. She likes to hide behind her clothing and tries to be as invincible as possible. People know her as the quiet nerd with the baggy clothing but they do not know the person behind it. People think she is quiet while she is not, more likewise.
Joshua is a 23 years old who lost his parents at 18. He was left to cater for his two siblings alone when none of their parent's relative gave a helping hand. Having no choice but to drop out of school and handle multiple jobs and being parent to his two young sibling.
Find out how these two find hope in each other.