Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NLJcbVHoE
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEqkZ2Vr58
Invading my mind day and through the night,513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOIJzE2cVg
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzX92fqzA8
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2KTOVBvPP
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHQlME76A0
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxbAQ4PWx9
And the springtime has the sad graduate.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLd8yl5cs73
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvspGTk2uGb
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTkEGzHtCq
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL49HTvDV0B
My hate for you is the fine compromise.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMlKWlqcG4
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqVB4znbWa
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy8Ho5dgQN
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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