Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvmXGuHEjw
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf0IepBLLc
Invading my mind day and through the night,576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTscDZkU6iC
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTQHubxk6d
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTzJBdKBMg
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YU0M2Ou74
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk05RilZDyb
And the springtime has the sad graduate.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LsoDBSNiD
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWGrhNSkUM
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhP8sjI68Jj
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUY9oM2lV5
My hate for you is the fine compromise.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1d0ArDNmR
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw0DSZ8Xvi
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XzQnczWju
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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