The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:372Please respect copyright.PENANAOARzbJgPmu
I was the most loud unemployed around,372Please respect copyright.PENANAIINH8PsilF
He was the most popular song host.372Please respect copyright.PENANAvBTIubPvXT
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He was my song subject,372Please respect copyright.PENANAhXMrNgl90F
My popular song subject,372Please respect copyright.PENANANZUgCkNZPe
My song host.372Please respect copyright.PENANA3E7ExGKbog
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We used to squirt so well together,372Please respect copyright.PENANAsA6amWPYpz
Back then.372Please respect copyright.PENANATxMIrQSvrI
We wanted to lay together, around the world,372Please respect copyright.PENANASRyUaNr7ZX
We wanted it all.372Please respect copyright.PENANAwQFyK1e6Ul
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,372Please respect copyright.PENANAk9WD7LwVDP
We decided to lay too much.372Please respect copyright.PENANAiwEWau8Ivs
Together we kissed Keith.372Please respect copyright.PENANAzM13TzFpjQ
It was fluffy, so fluffy.372Please respect copyright.PENANA7WAJhcLvnk
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From that moment our relationship changed.372Please respect copyright.PENANAmMLenUQL4m
He grew so stinky.372Please respect copyright.PENANA2KrlnnKEyR
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And then it happened:372Please respect copyright.PENANAoK015wDYug
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Oh no! Oh no!372Please respect copyright.PENANAaVdQdNLN4m
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He bit Dracula.372Please respect copyright.PENANAilDAR5C0e5
Alas, Dracula!372Please respect copyright.PENANAopTy2uZGKW
My song subject bit Dracula.372Please respect copyright.PENANAPULEvhX4FA
It was cute, so cute.372Please respect copyright.PENANA5VTxz2fMIU
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,372Please respect copyright.PENANAyEh8NA2rlm
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,372Please respect copyright.PENANAoZCCDDS6ZY
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)372Please respect copyright.PENANAdhlOGdnmaA
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But still, he is in my thoughts.372Please respect copyright.PENANAFuSm4NjKz3
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,372Please respect copyright.PENANAUlphIX3XBr
That plump Thursday lunchtime.372Please respect copyright.PENANAvhlXtynqND
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My trachea... ouch!372Please respect copyright.PENANASlkag4OhjQ
When I think of that popular song host,372Please respect copyright.PENANA331ZTDX3jy
That popular song host and me.372Please respect copyright.PENANAttc2ncRkY4