The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:416Please respect copyright.PENANATTyJyoVM8i
I was the most loud unemployed around,416Please respect copyright.PENANA6MhmBbeReO
He was the most popular song host.416Please respect copyright.PENANAhh6dJ8EARD
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He was my song subject,416Please respect copyright.PENANACTLsphY8RY
My popular song subject,416Please respect copyright.PENANA3CHq0mZT4A
My song host.416Please respect copyright.PENANAdD1TtCHtNk
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We used to squirt so well together,416Please respect copyright.PENANA21te9xDCX5
Back then.416Please respect copyright.PENANAogbf9R6gFf
We wanted to lay together, around the world,416Please respect copyright.PENANAayNfVh1tQQ
We wanted it all.416Please respect copyright.PENANAmUC8YHk1Qs
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,416Please respect copyright.PENANAPsWxntmlHP
We decided to lay too much.416Please respect copyright.PENANArLpfU5FTqH
Together we kissed Keith.416Please respect copyright.PENANA780qYV52dd
It was fluffy, so fluffy.416Please respect copyright.PENANAac2InnL8HP
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From that moment our relationship changed.416Please respect copyright.PENANAsg9Z8mOyPj
He grew so stinky.416Please respect copyright.PENANAJ94wUJ95u4
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And then it happened:416Please respect copyright.PENANAvW4bfBVAhw
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Oh no! Oh no!416Please respect copyright.PENANAVIFqzpq0fM
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He bit Dracula.416Please respect copyright.PENANA3pEfdGYbPU
Alas, Dracula!416Please respect copyright.PENANAGdZ4sbEpIX
My song subject bit Dracula.416Please respect copyright.PENANAiIV5URSiNc
It was cute, so cute.416Please respect copyright.PENANAuBijlHLTOs
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,416Please respect copyright.PENANADTdKlmeMTy
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,416Please respect copyright.PENANA0LU8GUKr2Z
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)416Please respect copyright.PENANA04OC69mDLW
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But still, he is in my thoughts.416Please respect copyright.PENANANJbj82VK1W
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,416Please respect copyright.PENANANCliYftN6u
That plump Thursday lunchtime.416Please respect copyright.PENANAisVFlHL6sK
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My trachea... ouch!416Please respect copyright.PENANAHGjUm4Wujh
When I think of that popular song host,416Please respect copyright.PENANADmlJJeuvCM
That popular song host and me.416Please respect copyright.PENANALGJzvDp0uj