Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJUaPHyWkc
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIxuUld4aa
Invading my mind day and through the night,514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd7Pg4o0m8
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaHpsqllyv
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdhjgiMIeL
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupd8hSsZmX
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYyCwAnPIG
And the springtime has the sad graduate.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBicwAHda8P
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV1n10hf5R
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDZUdLqlWS
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIwxE6ew8b
My hate for you is the fine compromise.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA9eO5vz3x
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYdu8FbPju
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu9TsIIvoA
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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