Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2KMskiDtJ
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31b7XioqNJ
Invading my mind day and through the night,578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQtUJKZoKw
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxKJG2zhB3
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgDb8utnMY
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU44RYBd8dw
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAree9ZNW0
And the springtime has the sad graduate.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSxRnhEq9q
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3ZsmgBJXY
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkv7uD5nSU
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrsFzkDQRR
My hate for you is the fine compromise.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I64GEII5E
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNvW58OPmj
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgJE9cQkV9
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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