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後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvQKXM50hB
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0sMk3GIa7
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民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEe07f7X9s
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它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw1lrtr1aR
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZpiLeGmqR
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBguBfIS0V
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILQZEwsufj
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RquWQdUbi
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6Z1IQc5Fm
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74vLnaKkI4
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小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdrMlpUso8
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時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR71ptQ2fGb
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegLHQRxz7h
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8edrxioO1
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AboonmQ3v
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFrlKae0jf
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYEV0iAocl
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwh1tAAu2V
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以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f8N5oRCC6
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRvXRlVFgI
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湯之問棘也是已：732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2sjWq9x1P
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa0i5lIaSn
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcabJv6d83
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRP3bLnkmF
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDumRn098zl
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gjPCR5cdb
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP57Eqe3Dl6
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20HoJtsoq2
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH0A3NXyA7
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniqXmpFypS
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrS8eySkDJ
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DbDWtlE65
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6CYnReasn
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD2LPiBBaI
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiheBSFlVfS
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOe5isoWiXa
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVqkm3Aw2P
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此大小之辯也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b1EVa32cZ
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcgvTYAEkN
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEyGRUDFSl
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSQGVmjMIu
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGyh6nBFv7
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedQSAindtT
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XXzQg2eql
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8ge6IEMvI
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnq7lY6YRpV
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXM6jOY5Xb
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0lNNs3HOU
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihL32iYGhX
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoODotf4W5
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8Hg1jIucj
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjEvU8YIVW
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvza36EXczv
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbMldkqp5D
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y5pU0SVh1
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ776lYfsS5s
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN07lLljYV3
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcUKxY3Ls8
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHpGU2jHBo
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG0hMSE5fQ
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4rh5Qq8pZ
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvabTpKTXyM
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIrfQdVVAr
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHtZPMV80W
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtwoDAmORd
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bUjgOKNf0
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel4Xx4KeDA
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1TAUVTEgV
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhNNHGcLGU
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoSVnRbjks
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkomiz3jJxB
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8Q4PyLuX2
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SqlSCrO77
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48l4UyNAyK
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhiboezEcI
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1O4QtJZdZ
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1DV9ApYn4
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p7dIMIzsv
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUiuP7V75O
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QhTyFCmik
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK8CxNFlop
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNfKw4N8Qu
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1XO8kUACQ
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsYLlcXSOd
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBztG6cG94b
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w192zj0DM
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo0Fge6Rwn
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc7u4QnPd3
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk3fF6CVAx
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNg988dTJf
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaa9E3YfcU
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckF5OR3Fga
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18rAvP1nE9
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw2MKpqPep
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWXWzucAuk
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrwUn4Lp1W
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK4ZHd62c8
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ozkp4NlvR
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRPlcw4JzJ
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznEIl1qHBM
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr6NxAShgq
不食五谷，吸風飲露；732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvg5K0g7NQ
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YTXEsneT2
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0ffiJnqDd
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RBNi9HQxf
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcCMrBQw3T
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOlsrfFtww
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吾以是狂而不信也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmv3f7UUE7
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT2vbDbqal
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YxNNloJvK
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz3bcldtaE
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOECu5VWM5c
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZPnGqURgD
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXblOU1L3U
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZowiITbz5
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y2snYoSvL
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMxlb0C8VH
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHBUgpXYwe
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS8b9gMsyu
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2phMzUfvGI
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qs5ybbQqc
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHljL9BelF0
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2HlWSY6tg
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwzlFPXjhp
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZedNtrZnZ
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs29SpTsQe5
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb41ZEqiqI
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wn473rQpN
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdLETJhQlO
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsW7OpifXtT
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1HIyYwiAc
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G8FpVKyyz
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAmHIxpVOl
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtPFM6e34L
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZFPVzmoiq
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLaDAy1bD0
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjoruif5aA
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSVNg6KMJw
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoAoupsPhN
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7GPjTsiSL
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGYoZ4Vf8Z
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5zYmgeqhL
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciJNx3chuC
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHX76KtA2T
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBHi8ZQaOp
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ3FcBYH4l
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThfBygikbc
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSTHuULXz3
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWC5rY4afC
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZUp18gp75
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ585uQnJ3
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z3oPIllCR
客聞之，請買其方百金。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbGZ1nXbyA
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP4LBpqpKn
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh4M8jGTR0
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn5VAWCmJL
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu27cBYS8Fv
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVBRFxRu9l
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvosdjifSSO
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM4D0PyIiz
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l8mBignqW
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ntAYXr0g2
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SFG8Z5a65
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNF26X4Eqz
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwL6WPgK8c
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLtgxmcnPb
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB1xuRs8PD
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCshYEmgbK
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjNEqwB2Wq
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而憂其瓠落無所容？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zjVTnbuyz
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uOl2Tamjh
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7WCCvAIbP
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSVjfPBUxt
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5SfNEXmwX
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuUkR2e2md
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeycm7Pb4JN
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQLrpPkzjB
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEASrVb9c1
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO44kenWiNW
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdP9DXAsDxs
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEm4GLJBN8
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ezfJvfigH
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1UFNZkXkE
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VQvbWq1no
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntjEWdjiom
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbSgNvoLj4
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sjt7SZAT9
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7TBaJNu1e
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nyrJtwd9m
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEQnuODv64
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0v5GbN7Pa
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwtJpfiuTh
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHmg7S5RTp
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4HZGY6dii
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQzZn0n3OA
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm59s2ZPAi
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3wOFuCDzc
732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCApIZ2QdOh
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwGhu0wlKm
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～732Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6CCWwYAkB
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
