作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbBf0xULAi北冥有魚，其名為鯤。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwfT1jwmYb
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoRajqnWu0
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q8j232EKq
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAXmbHQ0P9
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAeCIOcexg
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9msJBAM5Ud
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVKmWiTHid
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42HpG840Cp
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXV4ohrlr2
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdz6YB3RuJ
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOkO9EeSXQ
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf03D0XCdLG
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南冥者，天池也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOembGnlRu9
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEDw3bHIOj
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAstO6Z8dU
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxndE04V3D
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCywkRvdHR3
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vY6e8LnBs
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QxMTLToVZ
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT8XWSdyIa
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVrfw4Ldd4
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD2JJEWqT1
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppx4rohqLt
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dNxtTG8rd
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhTdKtlGrA
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcdSM36NZS
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpqio5EZyq
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP9tKI5t5B
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gtyY2lsEY
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5pq3hrdDi
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRfImyAPla
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SbVdCyogs
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DhVpGT0Yc
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEzt0DzHL6
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYKQKdR6eT
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJeJ0IRMFd
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2JbxL04yb
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRKOS4gXnG
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCAVdULp4k
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBzNPMhuA9
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UhvbsyWfA
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoeD3bwSmd
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適百里者，宿舂糧，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxveHZkoJRB
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIsqNKdnqN
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3TCPTH3g4
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpd9zelrgV
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMcHfCgpwe
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPmgDQKx2t
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc2Zlcuzxf
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iqfd5iUFg
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMWkdeHnIy
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBvae8A90d
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCl8gzYS64
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF51HJJlgwn
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV9x7cSVpt
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYwf0ZQQdL
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湯之問棘也是已：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG48j9OY48E
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt36rJLnjN0
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2snwzwIBu
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX0H0RDDG2
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCDFYUFRPB
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdVarfHNCr
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8XFsiS8Zh
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHE0Sm77JJ
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs3iw0zpZt
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eaOOCO5OY
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JUngL88SZ
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM8EDAmWEy
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0UN2bH7in
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT9H4yr73k
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsiTrYmOCj
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Xu7G7IeLC
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF4i6kY3Eb
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBVDYGCT2N
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此大小之辯也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJqBqZLhRV
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPbrjVhSHx
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnxYGabYrV
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgO617NOhj
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvkpsSrwEF
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRwZk9tnTH
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX9Kv3gggJ
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddcmSHcceO
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapxXIghK6T
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOwfMiYJNR
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKagVKwEed
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQuzbZOH6X
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZOAztwwS5
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc5WW73QmH
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhc3bOs5iH
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZgAlnlocA
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7QYrWstO8
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgfuPCucEd
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiDeXzSS9K
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT24bG6kYiD
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2r2aa8eet
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6IjZCX58i
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1WggyErGK
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6upwokwL2
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguafFXy841
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC8nyXzPbJ
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR8IrZoyc1
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPTSwYX7KX
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa3XH41UtC
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdTWgPV3OZ
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymGsKmDa6T
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkYhIYBW9A
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0dP0sj2CA
吾自視缺然。請致天下。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVARbNKxpe
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczEqOoGpyU
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MJ6kcUHVX
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkrRF48SZ9
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4VHcXAH4w
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEpblTU8Di
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTna5fKyzQI
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDVdhrF1Ck
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFF3ltnSEk
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VAqZRsz6M
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupQTJiA5Km
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLCC0zF6Zv
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKde7eYPPKq
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTIiJi6b9I
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LJqeFyU4o
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8siZ8ldtG
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndvTKvWTy8
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdijEgcNOXz
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSeydLvmcB
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtmDdozNcH
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfmUXmVn3N
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQACYyFslfD
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVD541vDdg
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDQ044LUE4
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC8POkLJJE
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bDIoDGiNg
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPxdbtMLe8
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQPwMYf8X1
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhfd0b7FxK
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzAPV8CyjZ
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVexFq3aMjB
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn5el6CvD3
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lR3Ta5qIN
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN1FErXZSA
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOsBhUGRz9
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5zWXeKXR8
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfwIhdA3dn
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvq9PiGdiK
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYy0JZCzpG
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeUqkNCTb2
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF6vfvUHb4
不食五谷，吸風飲露；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYYMWDSRjs
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2pWOQRYpm
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x7wujsTVi
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiC2aDuTC0
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxn9MCqDYr
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6dWxYDBXd
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nJKvKW2ms
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6OWOetz4x
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAf4Jj72d8
吾以是狂而不信也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRZrxGod3A
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZYQnA2Xto
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3psKKz0GKf
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR5xnCYtup
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpPe6GOE0d
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOmlpDmD0X
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQLslF7h46
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinuDZZMK9f
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdEcyGGeqe
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyry5ykE1V
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbadyYReiZU
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HEzA2EbSC
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb1lT1BwuB
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0KoXHs5qV
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhsqAXnLQF
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolOK1TjT0j
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoo8MKWpSta
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFGjzIfBkM
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22e1FONwye
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ60f6yg3A
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiiMyDNMHg
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwarjqidhBO
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq1jY2xdod
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrj2FKOhSn
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfaaz6vO0G
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6cJvDXz96
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQmmPw3jH4
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIxpd0tE3b
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV37nuFetN
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50qfByjJCR
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMMUrpSqsn
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWYxtIy6JM
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXb74uGgpE
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPidIGQMjG
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WJtpPetbF
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFtq4xG2Rf
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeQiFUTF5d
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE9M2kA72G
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3dSzoZnpX
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezqzQLSw6b
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5F6Mh6liU
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmWzufoD18
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeC6m8B2v1
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxPLqdC0lY
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibE83ZXRaG
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli4N47hOhZ
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ675z4PolZm
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8wqpG8N8e
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBFbM5iecC
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsmHttzPDN
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRJEbiOux6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WSC2mmgv8
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40ou9L2ZQU
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRPjWIdlfZ
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AuoLySiYa
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt19i9tb9Lb
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcslSWEtRd
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcLzg9MH7o
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg21FwrjPT
客聞之，請買其方百金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMb8D7nRy9
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY90xKi3lCX
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjifOHH8QTK
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJDUlJleMJ
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjgem421R1
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsD5GY2M1F
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7lVVD9yf9
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk3YBrnzMQ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BLOQcB2nf
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS0pz8jkNm
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aUc8K4RuC
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2UFbJsFl8
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BFxV4nflB
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYor3SSrskF
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxkxmgFv5A
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGT0bHn4Jc
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0u3SomuNK
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqZG22ZxrD
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBPeaWNYmr
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4GQTFuLIx
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAO08uKOK9
而憂其瓠落無所容？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF17empmjN
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxkA1stpRr
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9hGIR2D6Z
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18QvmPsC77
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFjnOupo8I
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02s8P29d6F
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3RCvTZEt6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzrcCoI5r1
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlH1v6IwSF
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Dqgwl0bUp
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEBzOGGp1o
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrwLxkQtPc
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAE5pfRZMk
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pABkkooV6
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAwLrZJde3
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFXDkEJIu0
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG6Nk835YZ
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hXUEW1NWh
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tHrsBaMAW
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQpv2obPRr
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDOv1DqWH6
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF0VCYc9fq
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjYV7uQFQg
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlHwK0B7CK
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPP2R9rSCk
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0cMXev7qN
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCq93uQXV6
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGCbFA8sDx
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH0CAwLRau
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJfaTJRcpN
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UOk2kPpxc
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6awhjXsZJ
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORYInyVtvv
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCeNCuwEHU
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZvtM57DD3
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