我:「我哋擺低啲嘢就走喇。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA7H6MW3Y6iJ
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阿妹:「哦!阿哥你有女就唔理我喇!說好了要賠罪呀嘛!我要食雞子吖!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAe33c4CTBAB
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我:「唔係唔整,我哋去買牛扒,今晚加餸。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAVfz5h9VUPF
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阿妹:「咁好啦!順便買condom啊!」383Please respect copyright.PENANARBbeSwpqbZ
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楚翹:「你都黐線嘅,留返俾你啦。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAslax9xihH2
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阿妹:「我都冇仔。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA1opyKzPdz4
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我:「冇仔先好,我唔想咁快做人舅父。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAVwR3WHmkcQ
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楚翹:「阿妹,等你開學,我帶你去識男仔啦!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAjKtFkysjUv
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阿妹:「多謝阿嫂,我夜晚一定唔會阻住你哋兩個「造人」㗎!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAka95N5aLcb
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我:「歐陽蕊心小姐,我哋仲係學生嚟㗎,同埋我係唔會做埋啲違反道德嘅事。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ2wNfg7AS
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阿妹:「你唔想,可能人哋想呢?」383Please respect copyright.PENANATT2ggoY0Vw
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楚翹:「浚彥,唔好理你阿妹,佢應該缺仔缺到傻咗。」383Please respect copyright.PENANADa4rtr0i4X
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我:「係囉!我哋走喇,你自己乖乖哋留喺屋企看門口啦!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAJgKpmzCvVt
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阿妹:「你哋兩個唔要我喇!」383Please respect copyright.PENANASjzrOrtwQU
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楚翹:「送首靚歌俾你-被世界遺棄不可怕。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAMAfHHYZVQ2
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我:「楚翹,你好毒吖!送首《垃圾》俾人,暗串人係垃圾。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAHDahT9Vi9X
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阿妹:「你哋兩個快啲走吖!兩個夾攻我一個,都唔公平嘅。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAZ88tj6fpb7
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我:「呢個世界有公平嘅咩?我哋真係走喇,Bye。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAlSdsOPhjPY
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阿妹:「小心俾車撞吖!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAgxTFlaruIG
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又到我同楚翹獨處嘅時間,念在阿妹咁孤單,我決定…383Please respect copyright.PENANAumcMAkWtya
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我:「係呢,聽日你哋兩個係咪去行街?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAV1pavG2mjY
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楚翹:「係吖!聽晚有咩節目?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAXC6v6wWCsb
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我:「陣間你咪知囉!我去打個電話先。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA0z1UAyfLsT
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「嘟…嘟…嘟…」383Please respect copyright.PENANA2Db2lAduHA
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我打俾我嘅老死,同我一樣都係冇女(雖然我而家有女)嘅希逸。383Please respect copyright.PENANARTgU2krY9b
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希逸:「喂!做乜聖誕節打俾我呢個單身狗吖!你冇女陪咩?睇你IG,知道你有女啦!有冇食咗佢吖?」383Please respect copyright.PENANADEOH3VAfqh
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我:「細聲啲啦!佢聽到㗎!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAbp386gCXq0
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希逸:「Sor9ly阿嫂,我冇心㗎!」383Please respect copyright.PENANA4ndt7kFdHa
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楚翹:「唔緊要。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAI6C0qYEeMS
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希逸:「你哋搵我有咩事?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAIKXWvPBamp
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我:「我搵得你梗係有好嘢益你啦!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAt9gecc0Wqe
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希逸:「有咩好嘢吖 !」383Please respect copyright.PENANAJxk1sHEiFo
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我:「你成日話冇女,我有好介紹俾你。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAirKn812qhl
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希逸:「係咪你阿妹先?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAx8V1RPVTGn
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我:「你真係太聰明喇,就係我可愛嘅阿妹喇!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAHBoag2rwuP
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希逸:「講咗想溝你阿妹已經好多年,你今年終於都諗開咗喇?」383Please respect copyright.PENANASpHkjGxuTk
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我:「我真係唔明阿妹有咩正?又暴力、又公主病。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAe3dqD9PtYq
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希逸:「你阿妹不知幾正,嗰次一齊出嚟去海馬公園,佢又識照顧人、又有禮貌、仲要好靚㖭!真係一見鍾情。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAkiZIRnnjtT
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我:「得喇!聽日有冇嘢做,上嚟我屋企打打邊爐?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAI6Ch7nm350
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希逸:「幾忙都嚟啦!你平時咁保護你阿妹,連我單獨約出街都唔俾。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAcaPzC0EzXp
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我:「咁我預埋你㗎喇!聽日晏晝西灣河地鐵站等,一齊買餸。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA8VOWYJgXG5
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希逸:「我識做㗎喇!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAGRJTjbfKSf
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我:「咁聽日見啦!Bye。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAOyVBxIcFzl
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楚翹:「咁樣幫阿妹搵男朋友會唔會太求其咗啲吖?」383Please respect copyright.PENANACV4IWleU3Q
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我:「梗係唔會啦!希逸好仔嚟,佢好nice㗎,佢成日喺我面前提起阿妹,問我點樣溝阿妹㖭。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA4LFDdPqg69
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楚翹:「咁你都唔可以幫阿妹亂咁配對人㗎?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAMRtnoUB9Nq
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楚翹應該覺得我係求其搵條友塞俾阿妹…383Please respect copyright.PENANAbu6bOmimbC
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我:「最大問題就係阿妹都鍾意希逸,阿妹都成日喺我面前提起希逸。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA05jDAX9Lla
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楚翹:「嘩!佢哋兩個有冇咁夾吖?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAEdqDUzDIJ8
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我:「我都唔知吖!我哋三個之前去咗海馬公園,佢哋兩個就一拍即合。嗰次我哋三個去玩鬼屋,佢哋兩個拖晒手咁入鬼屋,明明係第一次見面咋嘛。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAbcYEClaC0S
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楚翹:「睇嚟有人妒忌喎!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAKnHnssyNAP
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我:「自此之後,佢哋就交換咗電話號碼,仲日日傾計㖭!我作為佢阿哥,佢都唔係成日同我傾計。希逸條粉腸又係,同阿妹傾計又唔陪我打機。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAFFj7fXnNPD
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楚翹:「你阿妹都dry咗咁耐,有仔埋身梗係開心啦!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAuEZZ8Ni6Cj
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我:「咁又係嘅。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAiEcw0Sk8Kn
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我:「我哋返嚟喇。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAoH9LtoMwNM
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阿妹:「又放閃。你哋兩個對我用完即棄,我好傷心吖!冇我,你哋兩個都唔會喺埋一齊,更加唔會識到對方。」383Please respect copyright.PENANADuTRIDyALF
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我:「睇嚟你真係缺仔缺到傻咗。嗱!你阿哥,即係我,就係一個好人嚟嘅。你幫咗我,我就一定會報答你嘅,我介紹我嘅兄弟俾你識啦!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAmLUuA2vs0O
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阿妹:「真係㗎!可唔可以介紹同你好frd嗰個男仔,黑黑實實,又好多肌肉嗰個呢?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAg3SA0VTBkT
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我:「你講嗰個大隻gay佬,希逸?」383Please respect copyright.PENANA66RvESXWjB
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阿妹:「Exact7ly。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAfOmFmOsB6X
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我:「咁多個好男仔唔揀,係要揀個gay佬嘅?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAcPtzlhULBY
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阿妹:「嗰次我哋去海馬公園玩鬼屋,人哋不知幾man,喺我驚嗰陣時又會拖住我,又對我好,而且仲要好靚仔㖭!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6TrYG2g4a
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我:「我幫你諗諗佢啦!你要人哋,人哋都唔要你啦,你咁暴力。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAiidIDRyoXn
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阿妹:「咩話!你夠膽就講多次!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAJUK4Uz2R9s
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(待續 To be continued)