作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTobEVE0my先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJDk9DywnR
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyi3Q8wc8A
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH06mySOkcG
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudY7xwqt0i
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoDJxkeQvQ
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU4ltVIHLR
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmbQmffock
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6Q0c0fzwf
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW8nb5bogE
好讀書，不求甚解；1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexMHE7YeAf
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXpBcYfp8b
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz2JIDS87m
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF52e1ap0RQ
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcUM4HhBal
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaMOsZscL0
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbXsdYJFrj
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtRQww30Y8
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX0abpuWuo
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfWnif0XvK
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIgiWpgK4u
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8ogQADYDx
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAVClo7UA4
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7ma16SNsM
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D8kwUFPoo
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZFzLSJIJS
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX1XQAS1bs
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl0bVE8Jvb
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnH9xxgGa7
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAsiAuMzwa
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbmkg4AXWd
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFo9091qsL
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPTT7VplFN
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEJINt5CJg
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0koZU9fc1
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1BRILQiE5
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RZjSFCPUr
忘懷得失，以此自終。 1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzk99du9J9
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgllFSCez0w
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2S0S07mqh
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2lPQIex2k
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDFLV0B6iO
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrKenp8PP7
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5Dr8kfXof
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOjYcci1PB
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2CFaAil1n
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wj9V9LiXp
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4P7Lbugaf
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyJfpXPMMt
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
