
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1028Please respect copyright.PENANABL9xahSaQu
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1028Please respect copyright.PENANAYqjgiBaHy1
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAiiHFomtryI
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1028Please respect copyright.PENANARpbp5yYvXn
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAbdWFdLl7qm
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1028Please respect copyright.PENANAZe7uHlthaR
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好讀書,不求甚解;1028Please respect copyright.PENANAWbujZGOL3F
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1028Please respect copyright.PENANAKm8FCht9Mf
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAkT2lJRAdCQ
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAjN7JwbF8Zr
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAa4fOmRPsQj
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAL3W7D0ynGj
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1028Please respect copyright.PENANAkYg8Dwl86M
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1028Please respect copyright.PENANAEEdXB76bxK
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1028Please respect copyright.PENANAfDxg40Iuez
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1028Please respect copyright.PENANAuxvsjMIlo1
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1028Please respect copyright.PENANA9gqBTAsGn0
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1028Please respect copyright.PENANApbmKsbqEJD
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1028Please respect copyright.PENANAY2Ezj7TvnW
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1028Please respect copyright.PENANA2KTpZcqDhH
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAEr0YP9xGnl
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAlns87h0kk0
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1028Please respect copyright.PENANApTKUFHmreF
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAXoXBTCamBm
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1028Please respect copyright.PENANAAPzdDHggkH
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1028Please respect copyright.PENANAlvYuxjCQoD
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1028Please respect copyright.PENANAaYmalgcR6x
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1028Please respect copyright.PENANAx3JXYptNZY
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1028Please respect copyright.PENANA5W1MknOyke
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1028Please respect copyright.PENANABHLTjvZbC6
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1028Please respect copyright.PENANAYvDyh3fIjG
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1028Please respect copyright.PENANAc1nIDnBZiz
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1028Please respect copyright.PENANAOzxeM99Nni
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!