希逸:「我寧死都唔食雞子,我做唔到咁殘忍嘅行為。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAYx3aEbKczX
-371Please respect copyright.PENANASZca6rs6s3
阿妹:「你今晚唔食,我話俾你聽,你一定會打直入嚟,打橫出呢個門口。」371Please respect copyright.PENANACFQEegVXnm
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAU2oQIvHt8s
希逸:「你唔好大我吖!我武林高手嚟㗎!」371Please respect copyright.PENANALvRGwnBH4l
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAg3queK3VJm
阿妹:「哎吔!我好驚吖!我跆拳道黑帶㗎!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAthxLTFnIS4
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA5Mc6Fi1tYF
希逸:「嚟!我哋一決高下,輸咗嗰個今晚洗晒啲碗。」371Please respect copyright.PENANA0aFE1pAeja
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA7li2wnRm2q
阿妹:「加食多粒雞子。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAUIKlmwkX7b
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA7jHJLnOJ13
希逸:「好!一於咁話!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAYall4S7t0x
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAZe6gnh5zGG
阿妹:「阿哥!你做評判。」371Please respect copyright.PENANA58tyPi1GS6
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAsGAsadcn9y
我:「好!預……備!開始!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAR8Cnjwd4hs
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAz0YSSAXWY7
楚翹:「開波喇!雙方互相試探對方,大家都未展開攻擊。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAFFhJn9Tnl6
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAtt1lAvNjrV
我:「咪住,阿妹形色一變,突然撲向希逸,使出「龍舟掛鼓」,希逸反應唔切,跌喺梳化上面。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAi3xAgD8FGA
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAsLAL2JpTv7
楚翹:「呢個時候,佢哋呈現「女上男下」嘅動作。嘩!個動作有啲核突,唔方便由我開口講,都係交返俾浚彥講先!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA4mkHtpJJ47
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAmzEcMQmbui
我:「呢啲嘢梗係由我講啦!就係……就係「小希逸」變大咗喇!Wow!「小希逸」茁壯成長喇!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA9prD2v9mC3
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAk75Dm8f2CQ
楚翹:「「小希逸」頂到阿妹,阿妹順勢一仆,希逸雖然攬住阿妹,但阿妹收制不及,希逸仲食埋波餅㖭吖!希逸真係又食又拎喇!呢個時候,裁判究竟要分開佢哋定由佢哋繼續攬呢?裁判,你點睇吖!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAG0zXTYNjAR
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAoQwETFNxes
我:「正常嚟講呢,就要分開嘅,但作為親戚嚟講,就扮睇唔到啦!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAzDq4KiDBO1
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAb6eAlENs0x
楚翹:「佢哋嘴落去喇!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA7CCyQQtR2U
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA0M8SgsoCzy
我:「嘴還嘴,唔好打茄輪吖……喂!我未講完就打,唔得吖,就嚟變18禁㗎喇!「叮叮」第一回合,完!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAq3Lwcz45Qg
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA9864UXnPd6
希逸:「我認輸!我唔玩喇!再玩就精盡人亡㗎喇!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAOAvfusqQM8
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAwEsjvWTOFC
阿妹:「廢Jer,垃圾。咁你今晚洗碗喇!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAcSzykpr6we
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA5FwUqiVmKs
希逸:「我份人願賭服輸,洗咪洗囉!」371Please respect copyright.PENANArqvLkEMx4e
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA7Bn39AZ0UI
阿妹:「唔好唔記得要食雞子喎!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAiLG9pGPOo3
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAuUqQYTK4mL
希逸:「後數得唔得?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA8tawC8Z81i
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAU3JTVQ6Hxw
阿妹:「你話呢?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAE3gKupuvSn
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA3tPAdTflCQ
希逸:「我話可以後數。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAMLbFCvCDW7
-371Please respect copyright.PENANABqwE8qL6Cf
阿妹:「發你個春夢啦!而家找數。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAqJY3yNWdSb
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAteHYEYfgnq
希逸:「肥哥你要幫我吖!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAcWbMreuUzZ
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAVIaZzIjejx
我:「好吖!咁擘大口啦!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAKeQmv9YDLB
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAoTWdY1HoNu
希逸:「連你都俾佢哋兩個洗腦喇!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAGvrCxdgaMI
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAOii8T6v0IR
我:「妹夫,你要克服恐懼吖!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAglYZOqT3x7
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAhx5TL6pqe8
希逸:「你係咪克服咗先?得喇!我信你喇!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAFmf92eBF5W
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAuCGqfIefvs
係咪好想知希逸點解突然會信我呢?我喺佢面前直接放粒雞子落口囉!真係……真係好難食吖!我格硬吞落肚咋!371Please respect copyright.PENANApiSedVcveB
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAsgHi1PMnZb
希逸:「好……我食喇!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAj2oXPuLNNu
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAShRhGpW9Tj
從對白形容唔到希逸嘅慘況,等我用文字描述先。371Please respect copyright.PENANAr3i3tD4szW
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAQBQjKvH3KY
希逸行刑前,攞住佢嘅刑具-筷子,夾住佢嘅陪葬品-雞子,然後將粒雞子放落口入面。劊子手-牙齒,直接行刑,一嘢咬落去。371Please respect copyright.PENANAwnKQ3ve0TP
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAD3NX0VS7uj
粒雞子肯定營養豐富,希逸一咬落去,就好似《食神》粒醬爆賴尿牛丸咁,「咇」晒啲汁出嚟。不過《食神》嗰啲係牛汁,而希逸爆嗰啲汁就比白X氏嘅雞精更「雞精」喇!371Please respect copyright.PENANAWYSkZsu9ba
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAD9fQjnABjg
希逸:「嘩!真係好撚難食,啲汁汁好核突,真係唔知點解你哋可以咁鍾意食。」371Please respect copyright.PENANA6xkRNhuvqV
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA28Il1bG0O3
阿妹:「你每晚都射唔少啦!咪又係呢啲。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAIeC6QrrxwM
-371Please respect copyright.PENANABcHqoD0pjM
希逸:「我嗰啲肯定有營養多啲啦!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAgGXJ3YyzUx
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA3xmJsrYOJp
阿妹:「你會唔會食自己嗰啲先?」371Please respect copyright.PENANA5NHXe2l2qW
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAM4J4NqGxVf
希逸:「點會食得落口吖!全部係生命嚟㗎!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAnlABdILcf1
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAjCNZZj8SUU
阿妹:「咁咪係囉,食雞子以形補形吖!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAAypG6DKhoJ
-371Please respect copyright.PENANANsGRWDstqH
希逸:「我又唔係雞!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAQJyeZf5APL
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAHnYoHyl27T
阿妹:「差唔多啦!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA8JTKwAwHWn
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAy9lW0Xu7Ep
希逸:「又唔見你攞隻雞做男朋友。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAh9tgWtsmPl
-371Please respect copyright.PENANARtaXYxB9cV
阿妹:「雞同人都唔同。雞又唔會同你傾心事;而且雞又唔會好似啱先某人咁,起機喎!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAEadpf1CH10
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA0pSLI9RGpb
希逸:「我……我邊有啫?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAzSLfRNWfLQ
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAfUTHt5jvM2
阿妹:「係囉!唔知啱先邊個由細J變大J咁囉!見到我靠埋啲就會扯旗囉!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAGLop6HhGPD
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAhKLw35pJgX
希逸:「咁都係見你靚女先扯啫。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAObHdI75MQ0
-371Please respect copyright.PENANArt37zNhZHo
阿妹:「即係你認有扯啦!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAbRQ5grNKb2
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA5feLeQrlb2
希逸:「唔通話冷縮熱脹咩?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAP9GSgATcqD
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA8nd9XKqO4c
阿妹:「扯旗又有咩大不了啫?正常生理反應嚟㗎!」371Please respect copyright.PENANA0m6VisC8U1
-371Please respect copyright.PENANALYtnkXxSGB
希逸:「我驚你仲鹹濕過我……」371Please respect copyright.PENANAQgVx6mwOdN
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAr6xfQncZ45
阿妹:「點會吖!我又pure又true㗎,我乖乖女嚟!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAwoL0iLSONq
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA6KK3Uydn5o
希逸:「聽住先啦!連呢啲都咁熟,好難覺得係乖乖女喎。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAzQ3leecf5L
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA8nCbPmXg5b
阿妹:「全個歐陽家最乖就係我同楚翹喇!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAU2jlXT9L1d
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA164ijeWRrp
希逸:「冇證冇據,講乜都得啦!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAvYJZSiLzhy
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAI1SKj3ntIQ
阿妹:「咁你係咪要試下最壞嘅我先?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAAc7VtyutAd
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAzrsa7pzd98
希逸:「壞咗凱婷?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAzUPI5iJGWU
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAmzgBavLQPw
阿妹:「何止壞過凱婷,我壞到得你一個要。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAjZp0Fh8vrx
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAj0NHBte2k5
希逸:「梗係啦!我係一個壞咗嘅人嚟㗎嘛!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAQPRZiXU2Xs
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA5NXE45ui5A
阿妹:「我咪就係壞咗嘅女朋友囉!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAyCfS9F16t3
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA6tBr5DRCJ1
希逸:「我哋係壞人情侶二人組。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAx5IVQ9SSWx
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAAGfygrTlPX
楚翹:「B吖!咁我哋兩個係咩?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAjJnXxWsnRu
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAGVqEiEepNN
我:「寶貝二人組?」371Please respect copyright.PENANACuZ2It3BWc
-371Please respect copyright.PENANA7tautV0zzO
楚翹:「唔好聽,有冇啲好聽啲㗎?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAzpTL5LhV0k
-371Please respect copyright.PENANANQQO9Euq2z
我:「型男索女二人組?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAGcrOQ2wHFd
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAkyzZUzU06p
楚翹:「我係索女,但你唔係型男喎。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAfgQuNS4GUy
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAR0rNbZGCEm
我:「咁你有咩提議吖?索女。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAgAPOsj1BoJ
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAvQakkUxDAg
楚翹:「索女與野獸。」371Please respect copyright.PENANAdQHlpYOvDX
-371Please respect copyright.PENANApebkCchEW9
我:「我邊度似野獸?」371Please respect copyright.PENANAsePgA3M6k7
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAf6m4Xg1TVy
「似吖!」371Please respect copyright.PENANAYXV4qzSq4G
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAmvR2l5YuGM
你哋三個,有冇咁齊吖!371Please respect copyright.PENANAUEywErQxAT
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAjNzK5LiP2r
(待續 To be continued)371Please respect copyright.PENANAo9yLdPz1pX
-371Please respect copyright.PENANAw92ReYyqPC
講到口臭都要講多次,呢度係澄澄故事台,唔係澄澄甜故台吖!睇甜故就去隔離台睇啦!