波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW9ptlJva1
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd8GwDEJAb
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ61QOIK42o
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIajA2ZUIB
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0jjP2iyxQ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZxo4HFU5K
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQvki72NLc
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nV1JfGLKW
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzSCuuY1Pm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4PUyqQCeS
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI5IpLwcer
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMoyyHfgVS
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQYPjqt0cc
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3aHu3i6hX
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J7pknUHK7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RQdLYfb6P
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJo5WomQ8s
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdlCMggrCB
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXE9jgCO8Y
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng94OG3opr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwklo7QEQMJ
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuJMz7cggP
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LUdgQcWZn
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMwmpmelkT
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiDGC9APbz
「啊，差唔多喇。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYUV2Z9fOO
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArT6AooONV
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sqvmwl6Hg
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ757PkhHXV9
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIGeTHuNYX
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYivdHsZJVq
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6AKw0si1e
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiqHo1cwX6
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5QKmSn4aj
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6JSCa3rvc
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIoTxbS5Ru
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2LdG9soo7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvubyw0tzN
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53BLZixzfV
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjxFXC4kMQ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDtvgfyV7b
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQIqBLif8w
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcUku4Cf08
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGueTpX6eW
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqpEn9ljzf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRuVqGAXKg
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnurWS0vaeD
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDjvUhUqsr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKvPKohHOj
「未顯示號碼」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCy1MTTxYc
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnJjbXowdK
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgidJPdnm2
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95PbdnBZ1R
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWRYsPcQIN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwwVXcgGmx
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRaxnQBgxy
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTOktLVcbj
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDcBC2tCDt
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcztH7iptk
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC2Qjj9fXX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP6LBz0W4E
「無啊…無…無需……」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayuYp7T4dW
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1HtcDVCsv
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMon1Foe4YY
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmLjhPq2sX
「先生…」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZS00gGQLD
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKsKtTktET
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJUENUoxBz
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB2qg28MA6
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlvm1sJd1t
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RMYHTXlHb
「屌你老母。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0i0T6Fbzw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSvPdMSmSp
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJw83FXObX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2eT5sxPzT
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik40k2XtSO
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwF6hTV3fi
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqadQoNLlt
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJglF1t9fOw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPRobQAgRr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KVGZbunxq
又是「未顯示號碼」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qVEDBlS9a
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GNeOlWUrg
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrjqnacIBB
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO49HG6Re8
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpRJrrgQat
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JhsUfXwV6
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0VpfDBF1G
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel4daI9fTC
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMFOiW645V
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZQoJ2oRlZ
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqf4IwOO2r
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XuZGd8gKP
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldlFp3OKHj
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDA0zs8Td64
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jnagLFvJQ
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIppshHlYB
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuUXrUHcXc
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVy28SxO0s
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvhKNbI625
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4BAtD9raB
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW2obkdpz1
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYW5qsNn8U
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcatDs8eUC
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScfYB1osLo
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcuNXB8NY2
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa40cSVSngL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUnOrobslP
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPdiV6rIaY
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxHGxKc1PA
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7YfWcYtAf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueeTGM1cKb
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BcTRF6ojJ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iKxwmXQQD
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1En28P5w9r
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEVsQ4Iwmk
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5gVsyg9Ef
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ749D0tFRWp
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnEVIYHasQ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6chrb7EB7
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1tQIp5iZD
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKjJLTL70r
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQQXdHmqyQ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakjrhLPhQ0
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyzL3TMEwl
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeCMSxj57J
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURSsk11bPr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIQdcqMOWh
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSYU5avGE7
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod7QRzhviV
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bOg3YH9ks
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBWiaKFexL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yatO799s6
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qF3yE13V4
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65V4ijoFst
「條友信得過嫁喇？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZPBAZPnyG
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudJxOvH9GO
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7MMeYxbRm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIemY6ivpG
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZZLyzzoJV
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pDAeDmnRf
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtxXIP2tnr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuvumXlCfZ
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstHe4CmqYk
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5mXcjlBkH
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lprhG3jNz
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw735gILO1M
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOHJ88aHxK
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUz3rH9H6D
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNLP7DYMEQ
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDxbdluo1G
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdXfPEJnoX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr9FCuNwKN
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡae02z3tDEb
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYqYx5p6LS
等等……如果說剛好的話……879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE7WXnDyjR
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIxVLw1YZN
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqPydIbLSs
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