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「即係如果，如果佢真係呃你嘅，佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁，遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T0Rr4pZDl
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講到我都有少少動搖，但如果阿琴要呃我，佢會呃我乜呢？佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢，九成時間都係鳩噏。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vPH3O3IjL
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食完飯，蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企，事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸，即係八爪魚。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DgOihh9ta
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隻嘢好聰明，又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去，所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgmxNRNW7P
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