我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」176Please respect copyright.PENANA6f2DIsBSJU
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAtPtNxuQ5JP
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAwNPqprvjvR
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAcBCkyCO0gI
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAyaDX04gKww
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAnLof2FNotP
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」176Please respect copyright.PENANA9JrWGQSuvZ
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」176Please respect copyright.PENANABgdx3qd45k
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」176Please respect copyright.PENANA9oM1arBMzN
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAGo4K8wKMhb
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAGz9IUUzyGP
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老闆:「我會喎!」176Please respect copyright.PENANALVynlYkXZm
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAM0j9wXWCoA
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAVQiEYjZ8zs
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAMYCxjf3M8s
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAwADlZYbSZD
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAYMO6mZrqox
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAdi4aEPQSlX
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAqfmfruyFa2
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAh7JOLEDiNB
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAc2CxdYV4Gr
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAbIghYJCwKF
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」176Please respect copyright.PENANANtQrmM6FL7
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAXwJUoDdZs4
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAXjGasRzQRb
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAWncAxTKB4t
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAf2d4LMmiEO
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」176Please respect copyright.PENANA3DhuqCm0RA
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAyBDLFwEaXk
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAN3x8Vxha6r
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAZLi8ZnDqUU
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAB9Cqgwr8CX
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAMTNBsFsJOw
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAcJKTdhRYdj
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」176Please respect copyright.PENANASNL2jzQphE
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAus9n7r4oF4
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」176Please respect copyright.PENANADZfQfrDNoS
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAoZSR7fQCe3
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」176Please respect copyright.PENANA0k0LRSDlzv
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAP7DrN4AG98
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAJ162cIb0L6
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAQTNNTW0g3q
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAyUUvKGywvK
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAQjY08Cw4Ku
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAqDLDTGjTQG
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAvAUB7ei0J3
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAlqrS90FWUZ
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAh8hODhkQ4q
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我:「係靈活。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAoG2WG4LimK
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAo518Z2AXcm
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAdDvYFccOQW
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」176Please respect copyright.PENANA6rG0sXT2OO
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAdACcPe1LF8
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAYfdQbIwtV3
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAzSLH78qR0b
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAuu3gH2YCDo
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」176Please respect copyright.PENANABKHciyioFf
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAWtfoSGsQ9V
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」176Please respect copyright.PENANA0t3xm7hqqZ
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAQA90RSibrI
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAWGm06rE7iM
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAj6Gxm4PS7x
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAzrCqVwdoiN
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」176Please respect copyright.PENANApeNEegwesY
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAHzOgjPVvNf
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2WDRvA63D
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」176Please respect copyright.PENANA9kBEPWZxpe
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAcZdAVQupMw
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAjnXyV7mt1Y
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAsaO1611OIO
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楚翹:「流~德華。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAiA8bTJwfab
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAsOnqDx4t4v
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAbuqbjP5pdL
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAKHIgT5JSww
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAy983tdw6Wy
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」176Please respect copyright.PENANA1ysy3wJdcK
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」176Please respect copyright.PENANA6HSXKzJHFS
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」176Please respect copyright.PENANA2EVdTcwKaU
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAwM6RFQ7q3V
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAfPa2PriNeP
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我:「牛津囉!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAZsvmEPiIpM
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」176Please respect copyright.PENANATn2zLhkwiK
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」176Please respect copyright.PENANA5fmTbxRSNG
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」176Please respect copyright.PENANADmwzU6N4pE
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」176Please respect copyright.PENANA2236LiKIBp
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」176Please respect copyright.PENANA4OtTylxryd
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAu7vDIpoz1H
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAhpuNHiaa6Q
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」176Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZpkpGuqDE
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(待續 To be continued)