我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK90yF3xDO
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ixTIaIPzn
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTXfynMuGm
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqR7KMdEid
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfUxjG9krq
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7JKcV8TH7
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0h3UBU64G
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiETsap2iE7
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n9GWcuN7u
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZqAGQ3K8D
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsJsgBZffd
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老闆：「我會喎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3XLCfEgxB
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ea2sgVhLK
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSF2Rbbayz
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiOW6mH8cj
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhEfnssyOj
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKUNus0xYl
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMOEODNVRx
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe1WOpnGA4
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPYnVRJ12X
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTVy3Uq8gU
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NIsGChgbE
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaErfH8LL7c
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjekuUwEqf
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpvz7ex0pT
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJAyPogcem
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLtJ6BF2gx
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FQLl50HUG
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSwgSBOR9y
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5KpXNoo8a
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YV2TyjzUF
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn21j9inRl
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVlIzvdP3U
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GQIWES6RY
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6vYdM2kIo
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLPE9lZi9O
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp8Do0n1SQ
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjizgd16aZ
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyyWXAfl6g
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxwr6oDxEn
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpnfJOB7ZQ
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP6BFQ43uz
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjlpbvtsJl
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNGGpynEZi
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoMIgM7W3a
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyKE72ZNqi
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxFg6EWHg5
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn0BLeen2r
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我：「係靈活。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9ONrwGtpw
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnXlkg1d03
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEWqPRImhS
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjhAmp3ceU
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfyeb3hOu0
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6y5zzXovN
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjxyTHmChX
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAXlcqWFEf
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgc1CVG9Pj
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCEYohiVyL
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3teLh8aqs4
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqJWrax7MN
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOxAfVnUTu
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCQmJyDOT1
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCMD2GT9DR
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b8tNtTlAG
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6MOatYF5z
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jsOyTLgeT
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NhdCMQcYX
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhuP4iYcHT
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmivNswLpn
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroroYAQtg2
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楚翹：「流~德華。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcFz9QPU56
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVIespNgyc
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBrfaSlrGp
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0Fnhgy5ZL
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2seQZLcWPn
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXymaAQSx91
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7zx5QYwXE
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsCSegFLi7
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BW5XAhN4M
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOJMGdEeA5
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我：「牛津囉！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDG215jUoF
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXCF2Wh6Wu
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDLJQYqzAk
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGsj2h1ueM
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZlnBgGHS2
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qqGvCDcSF
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPEp4n9AFC
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1203tMTt9
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlWhNM3OKS
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