我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」330Please respect copyright.PENANASOALTIO6ml
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」330Please respect copyright.PENANA4RzSedd2UM
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAEpRpL1s3Bc
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」330Please respect copyright.PENANA3McfUuTgPO
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAOpryCGVNUm
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」330Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZRUqNOvVa
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAAXeDggfMAN
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA6CdhtSYgjM
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAfCYZtG5d3a
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAUlcP6fDONi
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAPqlOOt0efT
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老闆:「我會喎!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAdrqMBLTvN6
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」330Please respect copyright.PENANA8sLaMCW3vh
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAZHgwfyKqtF
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」330Please respect copyright.PENANATnVLS9TsVS
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAPZlYX7a4Zr
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAKKY87IEXL6
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAayuQT90Ajq
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAIlxMkkK1LO
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAIoqT3lIk0p
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA5bnwcHx0JV
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA9igfal4UDt
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAe4tvLTRCIw
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAZCPGQ0QDmQ
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」330Please respect copyright.PENANApr9slTYLv4
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAC6rXRpseGM
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」330Please respect copyright.PENANA3XyXNi0NJE
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」330Please respect copyright.PENANA455glipP5T
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAzj95lcQE97
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAtzFeCXWwz8
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAAbwq7MseMG
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA7H1AoSHdKz
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAC85G62oDEo
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」330Please respect copyright.PENANALLmRNijQ2x
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」330Please respect copyright.PENANArgWmlc6h4B
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAGLrqCJwOqJ
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」330Please respect copyright.PENANA3JkdP2vMel
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAwXWxIJBeYK
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA9ofvLYnrcy
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」330Please respect copyright.PENANANdLF5FHkal
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAk27WAaFPbk
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAgTGVtpJe0l
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAvND9guPxT9
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」330Please respect copyright.PENANA4h0K2cE77N
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAQpJ9xkbQrR
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」330Please respect copyright.PENANApnkgD8YdMc
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAsAfezceLm5
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」330Please respect copyright.PENANASWDXwIbI43
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我:「係靈活。」330Please respect copyright.PENANABOVVR1F1Ec
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAVodKzAhc6F
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAcTFSfAVzvC
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAF4MLDonxbu
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA1DlxJ4VETs
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAtqefq1rIrF
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」330Please respect copyright.PENANALtwM2cSZS9
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAKURXk9PT8n
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAREhNLg0fvj
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAuBGo2VUCBU
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAMUElfrZv02
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA35YTHoQNfv
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAE5C2WIpzWG
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAlKLSRBujKR
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAapa7AQCDak
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAsYeYpfDG3F
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAQjyPTOK9bW
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」330Please respect copyright.PENANABlyv0y0bHF
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAIQAWY8ie9z
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAKposvIFgmE
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4PBYf7FaX
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」330Please respect copyright.PENANANHMzG60pRq
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楚翹:「流~德華。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA2fo8fh3GWD
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAtcwYb00GCs
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAgxjXDUaxlI
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAkmDS2kbzMy
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAZSHNx7ntcx
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAG4UXwOUTAe
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAYGSD9SIiZ6
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAbfM7Q9TynV
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAW72CYTNpEh
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAHP4F3Lli0E
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我:「牛津囉!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAraOTpNd1PU
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAeOwQgqnEZw
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」330Please respect copyright.PENANALMXAYrUVGf
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAbYr4QeFd1h
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA7mLroaznDw
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAkEDXpc6ylj
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」330Please respect copyright.PENANASK47ogpTPJ
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAzGRVIRJz7V
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAOC452uu1u3
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(待續 To be continued)