The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:418Please respect copyright.PENANAH0WJSU5VLs
I was the most loud unemployed around,418Please respect copyright.PENANA6oelOLoTrX
He was the most popular song host.418Please respect copyright.PENANAHxynd7eJCO
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He was my song subject,418Please respect copyright.PENANAWQKFPzDRBB
My popular song subject,418Please respect copyright.PENANAMSbpv3l1ID
My song host.418Please respect copyright.PENANAk0vadKqV99
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We used to squirt so well together,418Please respect copyright.PENANAVTZxB1tSE0
Back then.418Please respect copyright.PENANA5W9kTEiIp9
We wanted to lay together, around the world,418Please respect copyright.PENANAlP5CSzvDPb
We wanted it all.418Please respect copyright.PENANAlcw7v9x7ZG
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,418Please respect copyright.PENANANLPsfRB19m
We decided to lay too much.418Please respect copyright.PENANAiCD0h9HdQq
Together we kissed Keith.418Please respect copyright.PENANAcW1edYKtz1
It was fluffy, so fluffy.418Please respect copyright.PENANAbWD2EzOcuA
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From that moment our relationship changed.418Please respect copyright.PENANANAtvhpqk2Q
He grew so stinky.418Please respect copyright.PENANAnpx9uDyQ3R
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And then it happened:418Please respect copyright.PENANADHOD62gZlQ
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Oh no! Oh no!418Please respect copyright.PENANAJtN976hxRD
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He bit Dracula.418Please respect copyright.PENANAW9UEqT90KA
Alas, Dracula!418Please respect copyright.PENANA74Vsyl7vRv
My song subject bit Dracula.418Please respect copyright.PENANAz4GwZpxpEu
It was cute, so cute.418Please respect copyright.PENANAnAM5sGtmIe
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,418Please respect copyright.PENANAMYXReGcjq0
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,418Please respect copyright.PENANAgKRmUCLkBJ
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)418Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9HYn6nqh4
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But still, he is in my thoughts.418Please respect copyright.PENANAi2kZx5xfFu
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,418Please respect copyright.PENANA7U1KCkV6Up
That plump Thursday lunchtime.418Please respect copyright.PENANA3zvJQKpHjM
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My trachea... ouch!418Please respect copyright.PENANACR8SbVw3EO
When I think of that popular song host,418Please respect copyright.PENANA9DZ5uxOCwv
That popular song host and me.418Please respect copyright.PENANAO6sw9svWjD