希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAPXmb2N0OCB
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAIfWGB4BagY
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAeqOECJiXxB
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANA5Kuz1qRxeT
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAtNPWSjgpHr
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAXf3QSTVvgH
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAZs4mm5m0k5
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAZiPJVgmtfc
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAxvBkj5AA6U
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAzKjqMYOBgn
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAAYViLrfSdn
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」331Please respect copyright.PENANALWkHY3rhw6
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」331Please respect copyright.PENANA9ASCN25wVl
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAhKTNbC1RQE
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAFaq5ufinkC
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAx77ph337AS
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希逸:「唔知吖!」331Please respect copyright.PENANA1vtqsdkwv4
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAscl0LftCWw
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」331Please respect copyright.PENANAHCR4IXaIzb
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」331Please respect copyright.PENANA6rGasEUrLh
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1Tort1oFb
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAa5ia7W7Uel
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAAiSOfsNM0A
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」331Please respect copyright.PENANABx2DIjkJrE
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAnwn9lSLbvy
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAfxw1FrwKkK
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAi8uQgSfmZA
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」331Please respect copyright.PENANANonDtn7Wv0
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAKAV50y0Z4E
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」331Please respect copyright.PENANA97UXJucoCK
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAEq9okLZIzO
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAmx01yQyfdx
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAlPzRZxAnDP
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAceOPtPV9fC
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希逸:「重犯一號。」331Please respect copyright.PENANA0NQifgH0f4
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」331Please respect copyright.PENANASmt026CCgC
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAIOACNYYzjn
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」331Please respect copyright.PENANA4uE6Zzk3Bw
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7gx9ItTdS
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAOb1QQ9cLYF
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAmGAlCiPC5P
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAG0VnPDFpJ4
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」331Please respect copyright.PENANALb8jGxvTOT
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」331Please respect copyright.PENANAo3cOgBnchr
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」331Please respect copyright.PENANA626o2DfVJt
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAGpg9h51olS
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」331Please respect copyright.PENANA50ScoXApD3
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我:「咁而家呢?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAPpRPsgdxvY
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。331Please respect copyright.PENANAbqGoNTULfX
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAuZRbRvTN3D
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANArtCznjx8Pu
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希逸:「好閃吖!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAJSs11Aniip
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAXn9W1KYF9Y
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAtV6KjpqWmn
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAIs73Hdxmm4
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAHAR2KbDrJu
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAawbb1GDumm
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAeX9outSZMs
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAxZgejMQ7hw
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」331Please respect copyright.PENANA5T0N76LzTd
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAJmrA4QUz6h
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAPclO0rvlz7
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAGqgVH2AtWJ
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAvCmQND6W51
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」331Please respect copyright.PENANA9BhIIWrGUD
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」331Please respect copyright.PENANABI9mi3uYtK
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」331Please respect copyright.PENANACBfRE4YrVz
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAKIQG2suYTc
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAw4HPonUPer
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAYkuGO1nZ38
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAfGkHgZgYgT
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」331Please respect copyright.PENANANNSIRkMkga
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAXFDpvzWUdQ
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAli25qBVnUG
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAPpSMqVWzhk
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」331Please respect copyright.PENANAISqRHuksIU
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAj8f0EDZvtN
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」331Please respect copyright.PENANA9WNGXm1joY
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAXb09ynzTgW
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAzTpoHaH8lN
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAmnFo1F5sQX
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAzrKStKx4BA
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAHIJBU4fDOE
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAnAqcXMJ9OA
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAtnt2QIdtng
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAJRk9W7ViZl
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]331Please respect copyright.PENANABRfHYnIdKX
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(待續 To be continued)