我有兩個身份。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicUhoiDt1R
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其一是至高無上，尊貴無比的巴別塔創造主—「AdminBabelCreator」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvxUCdnEjD
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其二是卑微可憐的凡人—周壯志938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg5uV1XHwR
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHOqR0uFN0
對於這種有強列反差的身份，我不似美國漫畫的超人那樣自在，跟他相反，我只想永遠也保持著超人的身份，不再回到周壯志這個悲哀的軀殼。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5YdCN68uC
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可惜世界總是殘酷，我們總不能擺脫作為根本的軀殼，只能背著這個討厭的負累直至死亡方才休止。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mPpMvRoOq
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所以經歷過三天的連假後，我必須回到不之所謂的工作崗位。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnhccZKBF5
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKji2WI78y5
三天的假期並足以我休息，因為三天來我都為巴別塔新聞區尋找新情報，為無嬰症的醫院作出實地調查，為南華早報的奇怪密碼而煩惱，還要團結巴別塔光明會成員，又何來休息的餘力？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcggntuRwXd
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你單看我過往的工作模式，看來好像很輕鬆又空閒，但我告訴你，這份工作其實絕不輕鬆。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkG4fV2ww3
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskw7UwfUdc
誰都很清楚，「扮忙」是工作中一個很辛苦的部份，而我這份工作則需要長時間「扮忙」，使我的精神長期伴隨著巨大的壓力，想偷偷小睡一下基本上是絕對不可能的。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcPiReMVFE
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrw9vSmqqc
可幸按我之前的觀察，現在這家分店中的西人數量並不多，而最話得事的超級駭客也會對我的行為隻眼開隻眼閉，所以即使現在已是正正的上班時間也好，我仍能一邊喝著價值三十多元的星X克咖啡補充咖啡因，一邊懶懶閒地在街上以緩步走回公司。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6SwIwiFau
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現在距離公司只有兩個鋪位，我很清楚超級駭客的權力有多大，所以我準備一踏入公司就收起咖啡，然後快步走入那貨倉內的小空間。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwcRoApfhn
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZKbvuBymj
可是，回到現實，一踏進公司，我就感覺到一般不祥的氣氛，所有員工連同飛機頭與Abby都死氣沉沉，我立即發動強大的洞察力，一邊快步逃到貨倉，一邊尋找不祥的源頭。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLTL1NmJzi
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPWDzReYg8
結果不消兩步時間，我已找到那污染源。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVcZ2j7FBF
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzqBUgihBj
黑氣從一個修短黑髮，戴著白框眼鏡的傢伙散發出，他身形瘦削，看起來不太高，目測不足160CM。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzWZ863Coh
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLdGGbmtNN
看來有點眼熟，想了又想，當牠一回頭的瞬間，答案立即就出來了。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9tJtUU0ku
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIUZkraSPh
難怪總覺得少了點東西，原來就是差個沙鎚，牠就是當日的乞人憎馬騮TB！原來牠也是在這家店工作的麼？看來往後每日放工都要洗眼了。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M68GfQSMD
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV1ntJRY72
趕在有眼神接觸前我就快步離去，回到位於貨倉內的安樂窩。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuSeHmA0hT
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXwxsuV72F
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雖然外面烏雲密佈，但我這邊的貨倉卻風平浪靜，每個進來取貨的傢伙都比之前更加快出快入而且木無表情。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8asJrgNhI
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE59EhuMct
但對我來說則沒什麼變改，反正就是呆在貨倉裡。而且除了Abby與超級駭客之外我根本就沒有任何社交。時間就一如以往的過，我繼續用高級精密的「扮忙」來捱過一個又一個小時。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiomUEHQN0
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3lEUKBzEf
呆了幾小時都未見超級駭客都未見他的身影，看來他今天大概放假了吧，也好，不用見到他的衰樣也算是一種好消息。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2JkZBAfaD
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwLcTc1ePa
午飯時間，我當然也是一個人用餐，為免中伏吃到垃圾，又不想與人爭位，最後我去了就近的一家大X食解決今天的午飯問題。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc7hGxiAXg
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb9l5MYyHf
果然大X食的咖啡就是和星X克不一樣呢……品質差太遠了，不過咖啡就是咖啡，只要有咖啡因就足夠了。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5OzPYmuk8
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFutCUH2kUs
快快吃完，我就快速回到公司的貨倉，比起人疫嚴重的室外地區，這裡實在令我安心太多了。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60FwvYLpxQ
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot9d8ddwrB
回到自己的特等座，正想用電腦看看巴別塔的最新情況時，Abby就走進來，看來不是為了取貨，只是偷偷鬆一口氣，順便回覆一下Whatsapp。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9CfrrWbGq
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXxXF1kJl1
其實我已經等了她一整天，為了索取TB的地位與其他詳細問題，我主動開口向Abby打招呼：「Hay，Abby。」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmPRuMMieQ
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL8eaDlnbr
她聞聲回頭過來，用那漂亮的雙目凝視著我，用那引死人的嬌柔聲線反問：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbZkI4otJd
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH3HEu0vdj
「點啊？阿志？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhtSTTbsuw
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsR0TyPkQ8
我不打算說什麼無謂的開場白，一下子就進入問題的重點，單刀直入地取我所需：「係喇，外面個死TB係邊個黎嫁？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqXMsXLQMh
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFOCx0ZfFr
聽我這樣一說，Abby顯得有點尷尬，然後向我走近，壓低聲線警告：「你唔好咁大聲啊，Chris份人好小氣嫁！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjELJs9VIaG
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS8cJZM3Nv
Chris嗎？聽起來好像有點印象，應該就是在更表上見過的那個Chris吧，這樣一來，我必須確認牠的地位。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYng8JSCrHT
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXU2wOSECe
為了展示無懼的本色，我在語氣中加強霸氣，加上兩分恥笑地繼續問：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9VFJ4Dc5a
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhdlUtRORE
「下？條垃圾叫Chris啊？小氣又點？佢做咩位啊？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3xt6nGEQE
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPIyusF1xT
聽罷Abby更加貼近我，以再小兩級的聲量解說：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLqQ1WnWaw
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SeYNo2GQp
「成間鋪最大係佢嫁喇。同埋咪咁大聲啊，佢有順風耳嫁，上次長毛細細聲講佢兩句壞話，點知比佢聽到，卒之……」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuagt8kwath
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由於我自小已被老豆訓練到腰板無時無刻也處於挺直的狀態，加上我180cm的身高，以致不論坐著還是站著的時候，我都高人一等。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3pbrhWBYR
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhVL1P4rg9
所以即使現在坐著，我的高度與身形嬌小的Abby所差實在不多。她稍微彎腰，我倆就處於面對面的狀態。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5afVnrmhy
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5chaXc7IL
愈說我們的距離就愈近，我分不清她是為了將聲量壓低，還是對我有意思。視線不自覺一向下移，居然發現她制服風褸的拉鏈拉得比平常低，一雙可愛的美乳立即就盡現眼前，雖然沒有護士小姐雙峰那種獨特豐盈的母性，卻多了一份楚楚可憐的嬌美。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSwTXzcS68
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兩者的分別，就像剛烤好的綿花糖與雪過的啫哩糖一樣，同樣滋味，但各有風味。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPe908HnP8
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYgPqvDgvA
吞吞吐吐了不知多久，幾經努力我終於吐出幾個字回應：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbpenv4BoF
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「卒之點？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42b1GPQwUV
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPfWbygSvo
聽罷她淺笑一下，臉哄得更接近，甚至她每一下呼吸，我的臉都確實地感覺到，我倆最接近的距離就只有五厘米。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHF8ZBKxaO
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDm6WkkuKC
雖然從前已有過多（兩）次與女生親密接觸的經驗，能夠這般讓我心跳加速的，大概這是第一次。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxZIrCslAO
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk94NY08BD
在我眼中，對於這種曖昧處境，她未有顯得什麼不自在，一切也非常自然。兩刻後，她緩緩地拉開我倆的距離，可能彎腰太久，所以累了吧，她挺起腰鬆一下筋骨，然後笑嘻嘻地問：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq9fDXkkeC
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh2QCTRtqZ
「你有無見過長毛？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUrFnGqDlg
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQlwhRoSKz
其實我覺得現在還討論長毛實在是他媽的離題，但事實上，要是不說這個，我們還能討論什麼？說到尾，其實我的心態才是真正的離題。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeWgZMaohE
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYe8BUFLYj
「無啊？依間鋪有人叫長毛咩？」我如實作答。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RkDvgRFOd
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl2FcVsfqb
Abby調皮地向我單眼一下，然後不忘壓低聲線，帶點興奮地說：「哈哈，緊係啦。因為佢就係你黎之前果日岩岩無做喇，重係賠左成個月糧即走，走都走唔切果隻啊。」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13TvABP9As
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyV5SiCyGA
面對眼前這個每次見面親切度都有飛躍式進化的她，心理上早已離題十萬八千里的我，真的不知怎回應好，只能作個無厘頭的回答，以續我們的對話：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM0Y7tZ8Sh
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83Jba9WPi5
「嘩，真係十個中年TB，十二個都係仆街黎嫁喎……係喇，佢點玩到條友咁嫁？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoomJh4QupO
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「你唔好理佢點玩啦，但正路應該點都殺唔到你依個位既，總之執生啦。」她一邊把風褸拉鏈拉到最上，一邊滿臉笑意地告誡我。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS8QfgrmWX
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVLXmUzHNF
但我心中卻只有一個疑問，究竟這個拉鏈所帶來的眼褔是有心還是無意？還是說她對每個男人都會這樣做以—示自己的友好？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3Xq5BFM8g
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好亂啊……938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMXzlFfzCV
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeiGJvHctK
拉好拉鏈，收好電話，她就爽朗地拋下一句：「唔講住喇，比Chris知我蛇左入黎咁耐就……」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv51Fu6DdXI
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正打算離開的Abby，話未說完就被打斷。元兇是一把刻意壓得低沉卻又帶兩分尖銳的老牛女人聲：938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP2BwlM1YT
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdGFvXg2IA
「喂，Abby，你搞乜野搞咁耐啊？」是一把非常難聽、醜惡的聲音，乞人憎得像一百隻烏蠅飛過耳邊一樣。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDKy2eLtuX
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先不討論這隻老TB有多令人厭惡，她所帶來的不祥氣色已染滿貨倉，讓我體驗到外面的情況有多混亂。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa22vBjng3
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遇上這種惡鬼，Abby就如遭遇猛虎的小白兔快步離去。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk68P56Z2K
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoViaELFR3
如平常有人步進貨倉，我應該兩下就聽到了，今次卻因為被Abby的魅力所吸引，感知方面放鬆下來導致失策。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG05PDNvvS
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn8FZWXT40
TB沒有理會與其擦身而過的Abby，只是用刻意男性化的腳步前進，胸膛挺高得匪夷所思，以TB特有的高傲步法一步一步地向我正面邁進。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFFEk5TUy9
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看著白框眼鏡下充滿殺意，滿佈紅筋的眼神，以及緊緊閉上的兩片薄唇，我就知道剛剛與Abby的說話全被她所聽到。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkol2b9madE
938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF8Gn0kJCT
作為雄性動物的直覺告知我要將要面臨一次危機，不知是為了逃走還是進攻作出準備，總之最後我的腎上線素就驅使我不自覺地緊張起來。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSVjep2yu9
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最後我昂然站起來，以銳利的眼神回敬這個乞人討卑鄙邪惡冷血無恥死TB那充滿殺性的眼神……938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyKyvlXokl
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一場大戰一觸即發。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnV0HBuDAF
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