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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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一進帳棚,祭司泰迪熊就先來一招對付貓妖限定的天然人工靜音術,讓懷裡哭鬧不停的人慢慢安靜下來後,這順毛工程才漸漸轉入更濃烈綿密的氛圍,直到耳邊輕響窒息倒數的提示音,兩人才喘著氣分開,摩梭彼此的鼻尖,細細低語。736Please respect copyright.PENANAM9HNmu5TcB
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「哪有這樣的,作弊。」喵喵仙貝不滿地嘟嘴埋怨,一雙爪子還拉著拂過臉龐的銀髮輕扯。736Please respect copyright.PENANAu2USLODdHN
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「還生氣?」泰迪熊轉向透著粉色的貓耳親吻,惹得小貓妖輕顫地抖著耳朵。736Please respect copyright.PENANAaYQ85fUpFx
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「哼哼哼,一叫你哥,你就亂抱,壞蛋。」喵喵仙貝哼哼唧唧地扒住哥哥的肩怒咬一幾口,嘴裡含糊不清地嘀咕威脅著,「敢再亂抱像我的人就咬死你。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAvsEyM0L05Y
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「好。」生氣的心肝寶貝最大,泰迪熊毫無猶豫地應聲答道,誰知他答得太乾脆,小傲嬌反又不依不饒了。736Please respect copyright.PENANA1aRcR5twyc
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「啊?所以真的有很多人像我嗎?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAalML52wkgH
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這是怎麼得來的結論?見貓毛又有炸起趨勢,泰迪熊也無暇思考他的怪邏輯,只得連忙哄道:「寶貝兒是獨一無二的,當然沒人像你。」736Please respect copyright.PENANA3CTacclGFW
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可惜,喵喵仙貝仍又炸毛了,「哪沒有?外面就有一個!你還超親密地喊寶貝!」736Please respect copyright.PENANAAmLHuZgZfj
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「唉……」736Please respect copyright.PENANApfU3ScS4Bn
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弟控大哥難為啊!人家AI就是直接拿本尊去複製的,相似度幾乎百分百,加上泰迪熊真想念這寶貝蛋了,才一時沒反應過來。偏偏喵喵仙貝近來讀書壓力不小,正是情緒敏感期,不管怎麼說都怕是火上加油。什麼叫一失言成千古恨,泰迪熊真是徹底體會了,只好再撲倒寶貝兒開始另一輪順毛工作。736Please respect copyright.PENANADnuYeEmJ3A
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帳棚外,等了已久的三人正閒聊著。736Please respect copyright.PENANAmCU9xIfIjL
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「還沒哄好啊?」肉盾疑惑地望著隱身帳棚的方位。736Please respect copyright.PENANA1xHmVDWR8i
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「也許是有什麼話想順便說吧?」塞倫打開世界頻道,才知道系統已在他們笑鬧之際將「有首批玩家與人魚接觸」的公告發了出去,現在全服都喧鬧不已。736Please respect copyright.PENANA2AQHUV5RY7
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「他們遠距離這麼久,肯定有各種事想做啊。」唬爛腐笑吟吟盯著面板打字,渾身散發著腦補力全開的氣場,看得塞倫相當無言。736Please respect copyright.PENANAhOtwnZ37pM
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「話說回來,貝兒為何要去法國留學?紐約不是有更多選擇嗎?」塞倫始終有些好奇,以泰迪熊這麼過度保護的作風,怎會願意放弟弟一個人跑這麼遠?736Please respect copyright.PENANAKdFSXtVT2K
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「是波蘿酥先生推薦他去的,說可以嘗試不同文化背景下的學習。」 肉盾抓著頭回想道,小強觸角也配合地擺出沈思者造型。736Please respect copyright.PENANAiuMpqibW5z
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「波蘿酥?」這什麼怪名字?塞倫納悶心想。唬爛卻在聽到這名時,嘴角弧度莫名更腐了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAaThoiyNwTg
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「是小貝兒的忘年之交,一個本名叫保羅的義大利佬,被小貝兒取了綽號,我聽習慣了就跟著叫啦,哈哈哈!其實被小貝兒取綽號的人超多啊,像那個誰……」736Please respect copyright.PENANAU6qZWCWIG1
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肉盾樂顛的聒噪聲中,塞倫記起之前看過的粉絲頁提及拉貝爾曾被誤傳過一段緋聞,就是跟一位義大利富商有關,估計是那個人吧?他看著眼前喋喋不休的矮人,心想這傻蛋正也是被取綽號的豬頭還敢笑別人,便失笑伸指戳了下那顆爆炸頭,「他似乎有很多朋友?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAlASfNd5bM7
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於是,又一個話匣子被打開了,肉盾滔滔不絕道:「對啊!小貝兒從小就充滿好奇心,一直嚮往能四處探險,可惜小時候身體虛弱不能亂跑,後來大了就常趁泰不注意偷跑出去玩,對人也沒什麼防心,很容易就交上朋友。其實我很支持小貝兒這樣闖蕩呢,泰就太緊張兮兮了,老是保護過度……」736Please respect copyright.PENANAanqzEBNNj8
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唬爛聽著,也忍不住大笑地附和著,「表哥超誇張的!以前有個小男生以為貝兒是女孩就送了朵花,結果表哥立刻變臉把人家當變態啦!」736Please respect copyright.PENANANarkj7faLI
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真是幸福的孩子啊。736Please respect copyright.PENANAJINbuFEc9d
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見他們兩人一說起貝兒,眼底的疼寵溢於言表,塞倫不禁揚起淡淡的笑意,分不出自己是羨慕或是感傷。在從小到大的記憶裡,他未曾有過資格被寵溺到能嬌縱任性,不似這孩子彷彿生來就擁有所有關愛。無論親情、友情或愛情,他的一切都得靠自己去爭取,即便爭來了,最後也多離他而去。736Please respect copyright.PENANApoHWOsyomE
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「貝兒剛出道時拍一個MV,不過是借位拍了個吻戲,表哥就發飆要他退出演藝圈呢。」736Please respect copyright.PENANARs9bdbiRdH
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「喔喔!哥有印象,那次他們吵得可兇了!」736Please respect copyright.PENANAypksKdp1MN
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塞倫忽然抬眼,脫口就問:「然後呢?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAqaL27K5W1G
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「然後貝兒他……」唬爛倏地止住,有些無措地看向塞倫,萬分後悔開這話題。然而,粗神經的肉盾沒發現異常,逕自接了下去。736Please respect copyright.PENANAXwZlPdGkel
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「小貝兒氣得又離家出走,結果在外面發燒暈倒送醫,泰後悔極了,沒想到小貝兒的意志會這麼堅決,就沒再逼他了,還開始計畫要怎麼幫忙呢。」736Please respect copyright.PENANABfyJAsf27T
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也不知是有意還無意,肉盾忽然牽住塞倫的手輕輕搖晃,像是情侶倆無意識的親密小遊戲,「留學的事也是啊,只要是小貝兒決定追求的夢想,泰就一定會盡全力幫他實現。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAwB93TpLtHF
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塞倫的胸口似被一股灼熱悶堵,靜默了片刻才低聲說:「真是個好哥哥。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAY6jzjF2GYN
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還是個好腦攻啦!唬爛偷偷在心底補充,同時也捕捉到塞倫眼底的惆悵,便暗自嘆氣,唉吼!當初老娘就反對那盧什麼來者把倫哥拐去法國啊!看吧看吧?兩攻一比,差多少氣度啊!736Please respect copyright.PENANA3oUYwEOaDk
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「因為愛啊!」肉盾仰起反射鏡片光芒的臉,握緊塞倫的手笑得燦光四射,「小倫的夢想,我也絕對會挺到底的。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAoPPfGoRsuv
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區區兩字「夢想」如細針刺得塞倫一顫,久遠前曾遨翔的記憶於腦海一晃而過,他愣地凝視肉盾傻呼到極點的笑臉,方才信誓旦旦的堅決話語似不同在耳邊環繞。半晌,他輕揚嘴角地捏了下握著自己的手,似開玩笑地說:「就算會因此分隔很遠?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAwK0DALcswh
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肉盾反手讓兩人十指相扣,掌心對掌心緊貼在一起,理所當然地說:「心在一起最重要。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAWspd0AqQBX
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「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅與婚配對象玩家塞倫心心相映,有夢最美……」736Please respect copyright.PENANAEWbihZfkrf
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系統的愛心雨中,塞倫輕眨垂落的微濕眼眸,又刻意刁難地笑問:「不管是要做什麼嗎?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAw9PSzoJ0jk
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「當然啊!能讓老婆快樂才是男子漢的驕傲!」肉盾得意地挺起矮人胸膛,小強觸角也往兩側做出擠肌肉狀,看起來實在跟口中的形象頗有差距。736Please respect copyright.PENANA9KVboUSOdQ
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「真的不管什麼都可以?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAb3FvYMaamP
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「對啊……啊啊,殺人放火那種犯法的當然不可以啦,不過小倫才不會做這種事勒,啊!會傷害到自己的事也不可以啦,還有……」736Please respect copyright.PENANAahgIhPbTlL
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噗!這傻蛋!塞倫忍不住戳著爆炸頭笑了出來。736Please respect copyright.PENANAEss4vxlpmg
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抱臂靠在石柱旁的的唬爛,往仍未現身的帳棚方位瞧了眼,又看了看不斷飄愛心的兩人,隨即調出擱置許久的矮人精靈戀筆記,低頭竊笑地打起字來。736Please respect copyright.PENANAmOaI3Uy1Xx
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太師父不愧是全奧普斯最孤高冷豔的NPC之一。厄絲拉過來通報後又過幾分鐘,他Boss大人才滑著烏黑通亮的碩長蛇尾從空而降,悠然拖曳長尾游至石廳上位的扇貝寶座,連朝他們瞥一眼都沒有,完完全全當在場的人是空氣……更正,是海水粒子。736Please respect copyright.PENANAO0MU20kvDm
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所幸,他們也沒空去管太師父如何出場。肉盾緊急在隊頻裡呼叫兄弟組,唬爛更不惜直接大喊:「表哥別再壓著貝兒了!」結果被聽不下去的塞倫敲了一記指關節。736Please respect copyright.PENANAVknA8B37ET
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喵喵仙貝急忙忙地爬出帳棚,粉嫩的小臉雖仍通紅,卻不再氣嘟嘟地鼓著臉,倒像是做了什麼事被抓包。隨之而出的泰迪熊淡定地收起帳棚,摟過已被服貼順毛的寶貝兒,繼續無視他人目光地你儂我儂,天曉得系統又給他們加了多少放閃恩愛度。736Please respect copyright.PENANA2hJRmoYcj6
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待這一廂完畢,太師父也正好坐上寶座。這時,貝貝小魚從避難洞衝出來,恢復正常尺寸地撲進太師父懷裡哭哭撒嬌,「哥~窩剛認錯人惹,好丟臉啦!還有喵喵好可怕說~」736Please respect copyright.PENANATaKZiORoS9
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天!這一幕實在太有既視感了,連喵喵仙貝都自覺羞恥地撇過臉,表示他才不會幹這種毫無男子氣概的事。不過,其他人才不會放過這吐槽的好機會。736Please respect copyright.PENANAs1kgUlN12w
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「這AI把兄控貝模仿得真像啊!」唬爛率先在隊頻裡爆笑。736Please respect copyright.PENANAHj8cgHGVkH
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「但好像不怎麼傲嬌啊,挺坦率的。」肉盾跟著大笑附和。塞倫想起粉絲頁裡粗體加註的『傲嬌兄控』屬性,不免也竊笑點頭。這一個、兩個、三個都毫不給面子,氣得當事人決定站出來捍衛名聲。736Please respect copyright.PENANACM9ODfXXHq
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「因為我本來就不傲嬌!」小貓妖怒地插腰咬牙道,白蓬蓬的貓尾卻纏著泰迪熊的腿蹭啊蹭。736Please respect copyright.PENANAhjxkZ5Gv3Z
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於是,宅宅系統音就顆顆響起了,「叮!玩家喵喵仙貝又在賣萌啦!獲得萌物指數+80,歡迎再接再厲繼續賣唷~」736Please respect copyright.PENANAeSt8IEmO6H
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「喔,原來剛不是在傲嬌,是在賣萌啊。」三人恍然大悟道。736Please respect copyright.PENANAjhL4u66WS5
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臭系統你才在賣啦!膩全家都在賣啦!賣萌的小傲嬌無語咆哮完,決定怒找哥哥哭蹭求順毛。其他人則趁太師父忙著安撫貝貝小魚,偷看疑似蛇魚奸情的八卦邊在隊頻閒聊。736Please respect copyright.PENANAf5RogB7TZj
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「我有個疑惑。」塞倫偷偷打量太師父與泰迪熊的臉比較,「貝貝小魚像貝兒,我可以理解,但為何太師父也剛好像泰?」736Please respect copyright.PENANATLMPaTm8Au
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「其實說像嘛,五官也就只像個五、六成,太師父的髮色是純白,而泰是偏銀。不過,他們的身材和氣質相似度太高,才會讓人一看就以為是泰吧。」肉盾透過《宅宅眼鏡+2》的超高像素眼力解析道。736Please respect copyright.PENANAaUJAPFePfm
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「呵呵,連官方都認為這類型的攻君配貝貝小魚才是王道啊!」唬爛賊笑地打蛇上棍暗示著,喵喵仙貝聽出她的言下之意,便又紅了一張小臉。可惜,其他兩人似乎沒接收到訊息。736Please respect copyright.PENANAETufJ6MGNq
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被討論的當事人之一泰迪熊,倒是沒理會他們的打趣,反而直接將蛇紋玉朝太師父扔去,也不管人家處理完家務事了沒。而太師父當然也不是省油的燈,竟眼也不抬地接過蛇紋玉後,隨便瞄個一眼,就「嗯」了一聲扔回來。736Please respect copyright.PENANANEqokYBM5d
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啊然後勒?736Please respect copyright.PENANAH0vcq5TE4x
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其他四人在太師父和泰迪熊間來回張望,只見這兩位明顯有基因遺傳的男人僅是癱著臉冷眼對視,毫無祖孫相見歡的氣氛,便覺現場被一股冷颼颼的冰流刷過好不陰寒。拜託你們要不要連個性都這麼像啊?736Please respect copyright.PENANAiQsLKkR51f
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幸好,奧普斯的萌物都有其重要的存在意義,好比這個模門特,一聲甜嫩嬌憨的嗓音響起了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAikvXSW26m3
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「哥,他是誰啊?為捨摸和你長得那麼像呀?」同大家一樣打量許久的貝貝小魚,終於忍不住好奇地打破僵局。736Please respect copyright.PENANAd6IVqOb14Z
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這要命的AI,連語調都一模一樣。泰迪熊依舊對先前的「外遇」行為感到無奈又無辜。736Please respect copyright.PENANAFyslVDKAnJ
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唔!想起來了,好像真有配過這幾句台詞耶?頓覺自己錯怪哥哥的喵喵仙貝心虛了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2lxAlZyt3
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「欸欸,他也叫哥耶!你說他們是什麼關係?乾兄弟還是情侶?」唬爛不放過任何暗示機會,再次於隊頻呼喊。喵喵仙貝緊張地偷看肉盾,卻不見對方有半分領悟之色,再瞧了眼也毫無表示的泰迪熊,便略感失望地頹下肩膀。736Please respect copyright.PENANAO0LmNMalrQ
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察覺到一絲怪異的塞倫,疑惑地望向沒好氣的唬爛,蹙眉壓下抵著心窩的悶堵不適,正想開口回應什麼,就聽太師父總算出聲了。736Please respect copyright.PENANApVXm3heuGU
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「是我的孫子。」太師父注視著貝貝小魚柔聲道。那截然不同的溫柔態度讓大家了然啦,看來這也是條弟控大哥啊!唬爛更是又歪了嘴角,腐氣逼人。736Please respect copyright.PENANACEA7bMyMYV
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「咦?」貝貝小魚訝異瞧了眼泰迪熊,又羞怯地紅著臉看回太師父,偏頭問:「哥不是說你家人都死光光了嗎?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAK7VNxj4RB7
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「嗯,本來以為是。」太師父輕梳懷裡小人魚的髮絲,緩聲說起魔界皇室內訌的過往,低垂凝視的眼眸浮起淡淡的感傷。不論是哪個次元空間,宮廷皇室悲劇無非是同一套路——736Please respect copyright.PENANA2w90VATC6N
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太師父本是統領魔界的魔皇,後宮妻妾、子孫成群自是不在話下。然而,就在四百年前,他竟被自小疼愛到大的親弟弟背叛暗算,一家大小被全數殺盡,魔界從此四分五裂,回到群雄割據的戰亂時代。他負傷逃至人界被人魚族所救,又為人魚族單純和樂的純樸天性所感,決定拋去過往、自封魔性,保護這美好的種族免受貪婪的人類傷害。736Please respect copyright.PENANAtpiQLn1FNR
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近來,他感應到人界竟有自己的血脈,但因擔心是人類或宿敵的陷阱,故始終未打算相認,卻也花了段時間調查此事,才知原來當年有個皇子因緣際會來人間遊歷而逃過內訌屠殺一劫,並與仙族留下一個子嗣。736Please respect copyright.PENANApKSUBUWtwL
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「叮!恭喜玩家泰迪熊餅乾完成初階身世任務,獲得經驗值四十萬、奧客幣一百二十萬、亞特蘭秘境NPC好感度+40,任務道具《蛇紋血玉》進化為種族技能道具,該道具已自動綁定。協助任務的隊友們獲得經驗值二十萬、奧客幣六十萬、亞特蘭秘境NPC好感度+20。請玩家繼續與NPC對話,以觸發進階身世任務。」736Please respect copyright.PENANA3Wd5emgGLS
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請玩家繼續與NPC對話……736Please respect copyright.PENANA1SHuXPGP5r
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一伙人刷刷刷地將目光投向依然面癱的泰迪熊,心想老大麻煩開個尊口吧!玩家居然可以當魔界皇子耶,這頭銜真響亮啊!會不會解著解著就突然開啟魔界地圖,然後要泰大神報仇血恨一統魔界啥的?真是幻想得太美好太雞血了!736Please respect copyright.PENANA7qgu7v6h4s
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於是乎,泰大神收好散發光暈的蛇紋玉,瞧了眼新的種族技能《化蛇》後,便淡定自若地取出一盤起士蛋糕,一口口餵起肚子咕嚕叫的喵喵仙貝,顯然餵飽寶貝弟弟比做任務還要緊。而被晾在一旁的NPC們也沒閒下來,只見太師父不知從哪變出一盒海藻派餵貝貝小魚,簡直在比誰最會放閃。736Please respect copyright.PENANAdcdO9aCji9
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「我發現這遊戲的NPC有個既定模式。」塞倫忍不住在隊頻裡低聲吐槽了,「萌物多是個吃貨,吃貨旁多有個奶爸。」736Please respect copyright.PENANA0NG8XUV5v2
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肉盾立即點頭附和:「我也這麼覺得耶,像小黑和小育也是奶爸吃貨配。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAKpyUm2liGF
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「對耶!還記得朶爾嗎?前陣子老娘發現他也是買血袋買到老攻送上門,呵呵呵!」唬爛跟著八卦筆記,「那小董勒?不是聽說他有個肌肉克叔?」736Please respect copyright.PENANA4KEpgMPMie
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肉盾和塞倫默了下,同聲說:「小董有一堆專逃家的吃貨寵物,克兄負責把牠們抓回來。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAIf4stT2zkT
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「叮叮叮!」系統音又熱血沸騰地響起了,「恭喜玩家塞倫、偏向唬爛行、肉盾阿弗羅真相了《奧普斯》湊CP策略之一,獲得戳破盲腸度+250與八卦指數+80,歡迎再接再厲挖掘更多NPC配對屬性唷~」736Please respect copyright.PENANAEMeLMVi1eo
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還真的勒!三人無言以對了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAOZtw53qa7r
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就在一群人開小差之際,兩組奶爸總算把自家吃貨餵得差不多了。喵喵仙貝滿足地喝著冰沙,瞥見泰迪熊胸前的項鍊,忽然想起塞倫和肉盾提及珊瑚礁島挑禮物時龜老頭的異樣,便好奇地脫口問:「對惹!哥的項鍊會不會也跟這個太師父有關啊?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAB9GKdAMC1w
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這一聲並未轉入隊頻,故而在整個大廳裡響亮傳開。太師父聞聲看來,在望見喵喵仙貝的當下,眼底的神情比見孫子還豐富,倒是貝貝小魚張望半天,依舊呆愣傻萌,估計不是魚類視力真的很差,就是這人魚在海底沒照過鏡子。捕捉到太師父神情變化的他們,再憶起愛德華王子的毫無反應,心下更覺人類的種族任務真是各種陰謀味。736Please respect copyright.PENANA8aiTNCvPFu
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興許是喵喵仙貝算是姻親自家人,又或是相似的樣貌所致,太師父竟也順著話題出聲了。他指著泰迪熊胸前的魔玉項鍊,道:「龜長老提過你們在珊瑚礁島的事,那魔玉便是我自封的魔力。既你有緣取得便歸你,往後要成魔成仙都由你自己參悟。魔界之事,我是不會再管了。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAAF3ikhQhkB
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「叮!恭喜玩家喵喵仙貝為夫婿泰迪熊餅乾觸發【進階身世任務】《成仙?成魔?》,該任務為隱藏二轉職業之關鍵,請玩家務必謹慎選擇解任務的方向。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAMevS7z2PbO
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「喔喔?身世任務跟隱藏職業有關?」肉盾頓時驚呼。736Please respect copyright.PENANATxp4IgvID0
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「確切來說,不論身世或種族任務都與二轉職業有關,但以特殊方式解任務者或是特殊種族者,則有機會獲得隱藏的二轉職業。」始終在一旁待命的厄絲拉開口笑道,估計這NPC還能依據好感值協助玩家處理遊戲相關問答。736Please respect copyright.PENANA0iO9hdnvF4
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「啊哈!那哥這個族草英雄之子不知有沒有隱藏二轉職業?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAIv2CUffcM8
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見肉盾興致勃勃地晃著爆炸頭,塞倫失笑捏住隨之搖晃的小強觸角後,忽然想到一個問題,卻不知怎地,眉間微皺了下,臉色不甚好看,「太師父剛說到……人魚受人類傷害?」736Please respect copyright.PENANAvCJnOuzR4k
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本開心搖著魚尾的貝貝小魚一聽到人類二字,立即害怕地在太師父裡懷裡顫抖。太師父心疼地安撫輕哄,厄絲拉便要接替說話。就在這時,時間似忽然靜止了一秒,三位NPC在頓了下後,好似受到誰的控制,竟齊齊面無表情地看向塞倫,那畫面真有被鬼上身的陰森感。736Please respect copyright.PENANAZoNrvGL8Wn
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怎麼回事?736Please respect copyright.PENANAwUG7QXDPf0
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眾人正驚悚疑惑之際,塞倫摀住腹部吸了口氣,想壓下隱隱發疼的灼熱,不料咽喉忽湧上一股腥味,胃中翻滾更是急速加劇,讓他痛得忍不住彎下腰。不對,這是現實的身體在痛。736Please respect copyright.PENANAKAKHT1WQfL
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「小倫?你哪裡不舒服?」肉盾見塞倫臉色瞬間蒼白,形體似越漸透明,便心中一驚地抓住他詢問,此舉也讓其他人意會過來。同時間,尖銳的系統警報亦在空中響起。736Please respect copyright.PENANAtxPzxLPwdw
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「嗶!嗶!嗶!親愛的玩家塞倫,您的身體不適遊戲,請即刻下線休息或就診,正在進行的任務將強制暫停。」736Please respect copyright.PENANAcBMZtcQlqt
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「倫哥!」736Please respect copyright.PENANAMnUkPNZA2E
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「快、快去找倫哥!」736Please respect copyright.PENANAbrkZ1eyPDa
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「小倫!」736Please respect copyright.PENANAFa7nj7BaBK
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警報持續重複大響,一聲比一聲還急促,所有人都擔憂地圍了過來。然而,塞倫已聽不到任何聲音,更來不及回答一個字,眼前就倏地陷入黑暗,意識也漸漸淡去,唯一還深深印入腦海的,是肉盾驚慌欲哭的臉。736Please respect copyright.PENANAvLdHQIMdQN
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小倫揪竟花生省魔術勒?(#736Please respect copyright.PENANAL8Dqiho7ov
現實發展即將開始~XDDD736Please respect copyright.PENANADLyLcVLAS1
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【下篇預告】《備防不及的見面》:英雄救美用不盡的老梗~約四千多字,禮拜五早上發。736Please respect copyright.PENANAUqxKREhSEb
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