老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPLfwgXRg3
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxD5RPdmcq
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcakIXLcveo
死战，死战，死战。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJH2g6SVVVh
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypxxubLAVk
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUtLJuw7dF
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmmqBtMCy0
妻子走来。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6R6zZQF9f
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqYmvT2Tb9
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd13ujAwiCR
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgUPfsNsuU
恐惧在De军中蔓延。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiTAnnP7Lz
副连：“战歌！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovR4jCxXn8
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZjQkcuVQ9
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bUssDRm6l
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ042IDReelF
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAWkfTFRWM
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJPROkRwIJ
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Wn7VxOMuv
黑勋爵：“……”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZr9jJjGwu
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoJ1HOYudU
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbHeONLhtx
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkYO8Ho2FV
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nKVLvXL2z
持续10分钟的天摇地动。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8zm9F0QcE
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd8gMQsrgA
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFO3PFYVuu
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqyH5QCckK
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnlJN4LEHP
S军一拥而上。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24knRTBa8D
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRkd5IOfTs
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdtCa7UzxH
这一钳，奔雷惊马！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6FAZZYyKN
咦？技能进阶了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFPYUeSGGi
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahf3La6CF3
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5dj2VNT43
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc5jLMupFm
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpL3InZafn
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdhiNnAzzH
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6yvE93CTW
……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU9Omf7r3D
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxJ4zobaXS
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYeq0G9f8S
“挪开，让我看到钱！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5bv79QQfn
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1j8Jqeniwh
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVCrUnkGSl
“我想安乐死。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9mmibNwDg
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx7i2ZcVh3
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC74X0blYXx
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIw2KsPjUa
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvtoQLvRGf
“……是我的！！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZqB5ZPWVV
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDNk2q3X8J
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