Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMJzjR9tyy
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavQ1pE6LOI
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgwQHeJyZF
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI08NX15O4z
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZebQa2oCy3
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本來應該是這樣的。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf7uYPCXCt
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx811ijcEBN
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdYqqId44J
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSf9vQn5Apd
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML2MCqgLjL
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就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPA32HFEq8E
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MvqZBks9o
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwj80XVjdS
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUgMxvdlqP
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxyUsBt3PS
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL88BfVOKK9
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcGmaE7FFB
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1Crshgx4u
臉皮真厚。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9cXF1rMtP
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGTE3IraVg
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROXXvJKyFh
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZinjCJtoP
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF33afIhoB
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1cNOnZrEw
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPynAba9FBL
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBNDKCrBkw
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkTV8pv2OR
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說得好！958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbrLAdJAqc
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxXkeztzFe
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00zXdpxnDD
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFGaGalWT3
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXP9MXGDqA
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcADCSOkc0V
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHprKDAJsb
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKUv83HJke
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGcUPe3kyL
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfQs72MkXc
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看到他們倆的眼神……958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ugFL0BV6f
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzpagTAYQj
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8GWgc9aRs
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3RHtFzZpd
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ0uqapP4q
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwPh3wd63l
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經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCudJP2ZvrI
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvb8zb8yiX
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwfpgGDzHB
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyXGkQfC1J
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0OkEOLJNq
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxNEmgPhZ7
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxnZzSNlXw
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH04Hx8BpC
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWESBr118N9
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wV5Uxg4Am
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WL3NI3xtr
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn9OGNzPwH
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGeouHFVOs
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbJnirLWIN
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1swILTJU4z
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTcPrPdmXz
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxSXDPCxfn
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhAhCyXaFN
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxiLJuHq7I
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWy0Icowqk
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6UFs55Omd
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCY3EMnDdNQ
「我都記得係咁啊。」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJhTDRaxNz
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbHav6ybXc
「係囉，係囉。」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqELSKTYPD
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnf95EVWlo
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlgqbevDiV
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUhLoi196Y
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06FSlYJ2en
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2L5L67Apn
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfDfJAwdsk
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx9gELkNwq
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53HLlRPGYx
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DmWUmdOPQ
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksRsMjgV6X
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp79BR6s4A
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjnlvDo2bT
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnbQlrAu8v
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpYImRz3O9
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MNlRbRfh8
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmkwgCLy4T
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89vnvpypNz
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3BeFtsM0o
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWmmI5f8Wq
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vibBcM34T
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACARVF4ot2
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQasmORhvG6
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyqQVvjFVQ
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRZQE0N8fs
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KRTHyczEi
958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNELzD1Crr2
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他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。958Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W8IuFIdys
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