B E S T   C O M E B A C K    C O N T E S T #5

Write a comeback to one of the three insults:

1) "You're as useless as the 'g' in Lasagna.”

2) “I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed."

3)  “This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty”

I will pick one winner from each insult and then rank those three as 1st, 2nd or 3rd place.

When you do enter a comeback make sure to put the number of the insult somewhere in the title so I will be able to tell which insult you are responding to.

***You may enter more than once.***

You have 4 weeks to complete this challenge.

I don't really know how this feature works but all I can say is that this contest is about writing a heartbreaking scene. 

(I, too, like reading something that can break my heart LOL)

Good luck!

Are you funny? I think you are. Make up a joke, a one-liner, a shaggy-dog joke, a pun, anything. As long as it's funny, it'll work. Literally as many entries as can physically and mental pour out of your brain. Now, I don't get to judge this time. The community judges, so even if you're not funny, spread a few likes around. Are you ready? Get cracking.

After the contest is over and a winner has been determined by the community, I will pick my top three to be featured in Stupid Cruel Jokes.

Can you finish the story I create? I will pick a story I highly enjoyed and had very strong feelings for that will win. I am going to give you the paragraph you must add on to, *Note* Do not copy the following sentences  into your entry, thanks!*

A very sad young girl stood before her mother and father's graves with tears streaming down her face. She remembered the robbery like it was yesterday. She was strapped into her pink car seat, Mom was in the passenger seat reading on her phone, and Dad was driving them home. "David," Mom tapped Dad on the shoulder. "Yes, Petunia?" He slowed down slightly and looked over to his wife. "What should we have for dinner?" Mom asked him. Dad was still looking at her, with a dead expression on his face. "Oh, I don't know." He closed his eyes and thought about it. "Chicken salad sounds nice," He opened his eyes and the car was in the opposite lane, heading toward a 18-wheeler. "David!!" Petunia screamed. And then the two vehicles crashed. Anna stopped crying and dropped the rose she was holding onto her parents' grave. "Come on, you spoiled brat!" Her grandmother yelled.

Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.