"In 2025, the mission Mars 1 is a complete success. Upon arrival on the surface of the red planet, an astronaut notices a deep cave in the deserted horizon. Upon exploration, a single human skeleton is found - and four words carved into the wall."

What are those words?

Answers can  be funny or serious, and the winner is determined by likes, so like that shizz! Also I can Vito any liked content, because this contest is as unfair as the international political system.

And here's a little spice:

What is the human condition?  Thousands of ancient thinkers have given their best shot at this question, and now it's aimed towards you.Perhaps it's the condition of the heart, the mind, the soul, or the body--maybe all of it.  But what exactly is the human condition?

Word Limit: 1,000 words

Here's an example of something I wrote.  Very short, they don't all have to be as short as this... your word limit is 1,000 words, after all.

It's the human condition to hate

It's the human condition to want love

In the secrets of our hearts we hide

Hoping to one day be found

If we knew what we wanted

Than we would've found it by now

But we still

Don't know

What were looking for

This example is more poetic, but the entries don't have to be.  Communicate in any form of writing what you believe to be the human condition.

Write your hearts out!

Who can think of a new, innovative word? Give a meaning for the word and use it in a sentence! Then write a paragraph or summary of a story associating the word! Best word will be picked by me! One week until it ends!

Describe something, anything in anyway and let the people figure what the thing is in the comments. It can be super unfigurable or pretty simple. It can be funny or it can not be funny. It can be a few words or as many words as you want.

The world is ending, things are falling apart around you. You turn to the person closest to you, be it your lover, friend, a family member or total stranger. In that moment, just before oblivion you mutter these words....

Basically, to sum up my dramatic opening, write a sentence or two of the things you would say if you knew your life (and the world)was about to end in a few moments time.

Try to make it as interesting as possible! It can be serious, funny or even just plain stupid. Have at it people! No more than one paragraph and three entries please~

Each week, there will be a prompt with the following info.

- 4 to 6 different objects

- A picture

- four random names

-  A quote

......

1) Each entry should have the week's prompt labeled.

2) Each entry should have at least 100 words.

3) Feel free to continue yoyr entries in a story.

4) The winner will have their entries featured in the Random Muse Collection!

5) You can add as many parts as you want!

OK I am bored and I am likely to be bored later so I would like people to finish the following quote,

Lex the galaxy burn as we....

The quote can be finished however you see fit

Example's,

Let the galaxy burn as we use the fire to cook popcorn

Winner will be chosen by me Hybrid Kitten the bored guy on the internet

Hey guys! This contest is going to be very different from the last one that I hosted!

I will begin the story and the last line, which will either be inbold,italicsor underlined will show were the next writer will pick up and resume.

Entries can be no longer than 200 words.And you cannot post two entries consecutively, with the maximum entry number being three.

When we reach ten entries, in the next five issues, we will need to try to wrap things up and tie up loose ends.

Best and most well written entry wins at my pick.

Hope that made sense?

Lets go:

I could feel her gaze upon me... With those thick, black, soulless eyes that always seemed to bore into my being; as if she knew what was going on inside my head.

Are you funny? I think you are. Make up a joke, a one-liner, a shaggy-dog joke, a pun, anything. As long as it's funny, it'll work. Literally as many entries as can physically and mental pour out of your brain. Now, I don't get to judge this time. The community judges, so even if you're not funny, spread a few likes around. Are you ready? Get cracking.

After the contest is over and a winner has been determined by the community, I will pick my top three to be featured in Stupid Cruel Jokes.

Create an alternate version of Harry Potter!! Have fun with it and be creative. Enjoy! 😃

Btw, you can write up to three entries.