第二章:賭博時千萬不要想這個是最後一把。(3)
我鬆了口氣,卻被人拍了下肩膀。42Please respect copyright.PENANAg7JQySlPPR
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「小哥,你是新來的侍衛吧?真好啊,這麼棒的缺都讓你捧到了。」一個留著小鬍子、頭髮散亂的中年大叔靠在我的肩膀上。「晚上或許有機會可以看到關小姐更衣沐浴呢,能不能照顧我一份?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAPQquvCpjVq
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我推託一下:「可能沒辦法,您也知道我是新來的,還不了解情況。以後如果有機會再說吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAckOiiTnb4y
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中年大叔自顧自說:「那就說好了。我們交個朋友,你叫什麼名字?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAuQvimpyQvV
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我:「姓朱名哥,朱雀的朱,兄長為哥。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAU8cqgdarwJ
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大叔愣了下,拍拍我的肩膀:「你也很辛苦啊。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAgCAfJglil6
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啊?42Please respect copyright.PENANAq7UoVXv92I
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大叔:「我叫焦器。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAnrADanAkHA
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我只能說,我跟他自我介紹名字時的說法都需要好好注意,這樣還看不懂的我不解釋了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAOIaLpiWVdR
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以前我這樣說最後還是都會解釋,但這次我真的不解釋了,給純潔的人留一些退路。42Please respect copyright.PENANA6qe7urH2If
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焦器:「那就讓做哥哥的我先帶你去個好地方。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA4vfGvcizlc
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我:「等等,我得等關小姐出來,問過她才行。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAXmJBubPBwb
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焦器:「哈哈哈,她穿上盔甲很快、換女人的衣服可得花上老半天,你在這裡站到睡著她都不會出來的。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA4pux46WVPS
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我想起關銀屏頭上花花綠綠的裝飾,她正是愛美的年紀,確實可能會多花一點時間。42Please respect copyright.PENANAlFsNUmFuDh
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焦器:「說到這個,你知道上一個侍衛為什麼不幹了嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAzBw7rxvkjF
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我:「為什麼?」42Please respect copyright.PENANA0XSdggV49n
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「因為關小姐太久沒有出來,他擅自走了進去,結果就走不出來了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAJDlwj4CZGu
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「走吧。」孫二勾著我的手將我拉走。42Please respect copyright.PENANAFIYGyuT7Se
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焦器帶著我來到營地外緣,那裡有一個很大的營區,四邊通道都有人把守,看起來是個十分重要的營區。42Please respect copyright.PENANAxhtzcAuV5c
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焦器跟把守的守衛打了個招呼:「我進去了,要好好看著啊。」42Please respect copyright.PENANARu37HDA7Si
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守衛:「是!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAv6FY8y9C7k
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焦器笑著對我說:「別的地方我不行,這裡可是插了一份股。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAPWuyDWFXx3
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人不可貌相,這焦器或許比我想像中高明的多。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIZXtF7dSyZ
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我們進入營帳。42Please respect copyright.PENANAKwFvnl9KEZ
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「兩相好啊、四逢喜、五魁首!你輸了,喝!」42Please respect copyright.PENANARBMo09Xs1F
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「鱉十、鱉十!他奶奶的!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAblus65bowZ
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「一對至尊寶!哈哈哈!付錢付錢!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAlVoMyYbONP
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我收回剛剛的話。42Please respect copyright.PENANARyzRA9S4XP
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這裡竟然是個大賭場。42Please respect copyright.PENANAGrQmERsIlf
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我看了下,大部分的人都是在划酒拳、擲骰子、玩牌九這三種。42Please respect copyright.PENANAg50Bt3A4FV
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牌九據說是宋代才發明;骰子則可能是曹植所做。不過,這種事情只能說什麼時候開始確定有,哪能確定之前沒有?是不是?42Please respect copyright.PENANAICJbrQCcK4
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而且,除了賭之外,這裡面竟然還有女色。我之前說過,軍營之中有一些軍妓在是正常的事,但我也說過,那些女人在白天還必須擔當雜役,在這裡我數了數竟有六個不用做事的女人,可能另有隱情。42Please respect copyright.PENANARFvHepcQdf
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焦器:「哈哈哈,不錯吧。不過我剛剛忘了問,你身上有沒有帶錢啊?」42Please respect copyright.PENANA17UJ7zP0Vh
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我:「沒有。」42Please respect copyright.PENANALkocgeC3Yh
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我也沒有興趣在這裡賭。42Please respect copyright.PENANAR3PLgE9nEy
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但焦器笑笑:「沒關係,我先借你,以後有錢再還我就行。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAlhUdpbmYb8
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然後我還不出錢就施打毒品然後推入火坑?抱歉我是男的……不會你就是看準我是男的吧?42Please respect copyright.PENANASTofeLnZoT
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重點是,這麼標準的詐騙手法也想騙到我?吃大便吧。42Please respect copyright.PENANAgUVSW1dwDu
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我:「不用了,我還是回去吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANACGh3AWnPYd
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焦器把我拉回來,道:「看不出來你這麼精明。好吧,你第一天來,新手運氣好,今天就算我投資你的。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAXJBWXwMtXu
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焦器拿出一袋銅錢給我:「這給你當資本,輸了算我的,贏了我們五五分帳。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAdRvorobhnL
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「你不會事後不認帳吧?」有這麼好的事?42Please respect copyright.PENANAf9QVFx4FbW
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焦器對著眾人喊道:「大家聽著,這一百銅錢是我給這位小兄弟的,輸了算我的、贏了五五分,大家給他作證一下。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAcsQ7O7v6Zv
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眾人喊道:「好!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAChVBGyRfcQ
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這麼多人,應該是賴不掉了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAS8AHpvWSkA
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我默默地數了下,還確實是一百個銅錢,一文都沒少。42Please respect copyright.PENANAFzN4C1hO4G
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「焦器,你吃錯藥啦?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAXiKan7rTgL
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「要不要來我這邊賭?讓我好好照顧一下那位小兄弟,哈哈哈。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAgYL2FYlQ07
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「來我這吧,我手氣正差呢,給我改改運。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAlyrpmUrPcZ
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我思考一下,小貝家裡正好缺錢,既然有本了,我乾脆趁機撈一筆錢回去。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIRYoiwa2NR
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想要贏,當然不能用它們熟悉的賭法,也不能用對莊家有利的賭法……42Please respect copyright.PENANAdMA5fXLWFj
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不對,這世界根本沒有對莊家不利的賭博,只有自己當莊家才有利。42Please respect copyright.PENANAyp4BXY7eC8
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我:「各位,我說,你們這些賭法都太老套了。我這裡有一套新的玩法,有沒有人想試試看?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAsoAcQ1ozZ2
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眾人紛紛停下手邊的事,看向我。42Please respect copyright.PENANA8pY2mI65KN
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我好像做了什麼不該做的事?42Please respect copyright.PENANAmTUXjldGPP
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營帳深處,突然有一人站起身。那人有兩公尺高以上,赤裸著肥碩的上身、留著一把捲曲的大鬍子。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIgyc5zyfYj
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大鬍子每走一步都讓地面都微微震動,慢慢走到我面前:「小伙子,第一天來就想當莊啊?有沒有問過我?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAkKwcVNjXVb
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焦器道:「老王,新來的不長見識,我再跟他說一下規矩,你就別太計較。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAE6YobB6Hhe
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我大概知道情況了,連忙道歉:「抱歉抱歉,就當我沒說過,請大哥別跟我計較。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAaw1jHp7BSN
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被喚為老王的大鬍子哼了聲:「讓你隨隨便便就混過去,那我還用混嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAN30M0VBKPJ
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真是,胖的人都要用同一種台詞?42Please respect copyright.PENANAQkHe4hJlOg
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「不過,也不要說我欺負新人,今天我就給你個機會。」老王不懷好意地說著。「我讓你用你的玩法開一桌,贏了錢還是歸你,但如果你輸了、就算你輸到付不出錢來,也得玩到今天散場為止,輸的錢我先幫你墊。」42Please respect copyright.PENANANk3a70egMq
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「當然,那就是你欠下的。」大鬍子獰笑。「要算利息。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAknq0LjTwE2
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這傢伙,放高利貸的啊。42Please respect copyright.PENANARDyBAV8qoZ
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焦器低聲說:「別答應他,會出事的。這裡好歹也是軍營,他不敢真拿你怎麼樣。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ju5XGs4Io
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「不用擔心,看我的。」我笑了。「開桌!」42Please respect copyright.PENANADQua6knhyI
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老王叫人抬了一張大桌子來中間,道:「怎麼玩,說吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAs14pzDKZDX
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我:「拿九十六張骨牌過來,每一種點數的都要八張。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAvYNtNDZI3r
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老王冷笑:「說什麼新玩法,結果是玩推牌九?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAHIj1ajzXoa
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我:「當然不是單純推牌九,我稱這個遊戲為『撲克牌』。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA2IJhguryKT
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骨牌的點數從一到十二,拿來玩撲克牌,就只少了一張十三點,幾乎可以說是沒有差別。42Please respect copyright.PENANARVArl2txod
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「直接玩一次不算錢的,大家很快就能明白,沒問題吧?」我說完,不等老王回答,繼續說下去。「我還需要四個人,有沒有人想玩?」42Please respect copyright.PENANASrQm2DvoN5
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立刻有四個好事的圍了上來。42Please respect copyright.PENANAJpoXFe9uIO
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我給每人發了兩張牌,說:「這時大家可以開始下注,我先下一注,下一個人得下我的兩倍。其他人不能下超過第二注的錢,至於沒有錢可以跟的,就得棄權。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAqI4qnPJ2Is
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老王:「不就是在下注上搞鬼嗎?這不是牌九是什麼?你要是再變不出新玩意兒,可別怪我不客氣。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAkrr3EdYEiU
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我:「你別鬧了,還早呢。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAjmibuDBdjk
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老王悶悶地說:「然後呢?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAvWGoJw2tk1
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我掀開一張牌在檯面上,說:「這張牌是共用的,就當作大家手上都有一張這個牌。現在開始下第二輪注。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAOKJPicjK44
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老王:「等等,這樣怎麼比大小?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAGBVp6R0VhU
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我:「就說是新玩法,撲克牌都是五張五張比的,你不懂就先看著。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAJj1nSxRBA8
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老王的青筋暴出來了。42Please respect copyright.PENANA7GMVOhiK8u
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我再發牌,繼續說:「以此類推,下注到第三輪,等於每個人手上有五張牌,那就是最後一輪了。沒有棄權的人要開牌,接著比大小,由大到小是:四條、三帶二、三條、兩對、一對,都沒有的話,就看誰的點數最大。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAdnf0Flldln
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我:「牌最大的人,就能拿走所有的錢。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAEmrzt18VoK
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明眼人都看出來了吧,這是德州撲克的簡化版。規則當然漏了不少,一方面不要讓遊戲太難,一方面也讓我比較好處理。42Please respect copyright.PENANAwYLCvm1ZM5
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老王:「豈有此理!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAGAFEpN97bj
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我不理老王,只是看著其他人:「各位覺得不好玩嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAErCff9GuMG
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「有趣,真有趣。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAFID02RVwPe
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「哈哈,我也想玩一手。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAe0Qctf2Zvz
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「老王,你不玩就下場吧,還有人排隊呢。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA2dOH5LATR6
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而且,就跟買樂透一樣,大家只會注意彩金多高,卻不會注意機率問題。42Please respect copyright.PENANAs8BsUwPhpd
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老王被旁邊的人一陣鼓噪,悶道:「好,我就跟你玩,看你有多大能耐。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA8e1u2jyJzF
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我冷冷一笑:「那就開始了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA0iF88YOB9Q
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虐菜的過程我就不說了。42Please respect copyright.PENANALADKWJx0xq
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我:「四條,通殺。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAWw3XZkA2C9
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我:「三帶二,哈哈。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAuEFsqNObs5
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我:「嘖嘖,只有三條。唉呦,大家牌都這麼小啊,真是抱歉」42Please respect copyright.PENANA51PKEYocz3
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德州撲克是另外有人發牌的,我這時玩家兼莊家兼發牌,根本就球員兼裁判還兼對手的教練,怎麼可能有人能贏我?42Please respect copyright.PENANALtkgIJC7ZB
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尤其這是骨牌,超級方便我作弊。我在發牌的時候,手指輕輕一摸,誰拿什麼牌我都一清二楚,再用頭腦算清楚剩下來的牌,萬無一失。42Please respect copyright.PENANA3JfKaRyjoR
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老王拍桌,指著我的鼻子,怒道:「你耍老千是不是?哪有可能把把都你贏的?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAjTamyeR92f
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我:「哪有都是我贏?大家都有贏過。你可能今天運氣比較不好,就別賭了吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAe53xXe8nWB
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旁邊四個人都賺了一些錢,紛紛站在我這邊。42Please respect copyright.PENANAOXsMBkJ6LV
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「老王,願賭服輸啊。」42Please respect copyright.PENANARZWpt7J6O8
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「惱羞成怒啦。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAptoXVdNRLy
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「這裡可不是你一人的,真以為自己是老大啊?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAj5quV6MWbt
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老王只有忿忿地走到一邊去。42Please respect copyright.PENANACL8kp8g0hw
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不過這些站在我這邊的人,也真是一堆肥羊。我故意讓他們先贏一些的,除了讓他們幫我趕走老王,一方面也是放長線釣大魚。42Please respect copyright.PENANAcZXv5oV6yp
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老王走了之後,我也沒有躁進,營造出有輸有贏的假象,一點一滴蠶食這些士兵的血本。有些人糊里糊塗地就把錢輸光了,只好默默離開。42Please respect copyright.PENANA3g7uzWc1Eq
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但,我竟沒有注意到一個人。42Please respect copyright.PENANAGqXZtTPDWl
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直到不知不覺太陽已轉橙色,到了該散場的時候,人潮退去。我這時才發現有一個人檯面上的籌碼竟和我差不多,幾乎是和我平分了整場的錢。42Please respect copyright.PENANABM2DMN4G8v
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太扯了,雖然說我還有留一手,但我作弊竟然還只跟別人打成平手?42Please respect copyright.PENANAUUmovKAynt
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太丟臉了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAF2kRVFnqMg
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我看了一下那個人。他面目清秀、個子又不高,雖然留著一點點絡腮鬍,但作用並不大,看起來是在軍中很容易被欺負的類型。42Please respect copyright.PENANA4itMhtK0yR
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我:「這位兄弟手段挺高明的啊。在下姓朱名哥,請教尊姓大名?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAoMWWRrxYnt
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那人淡淡回答:「田中。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAT0st8EfHfV
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不是我愛吐槽你們。42Please respect copyright.PENANAijm2haKpcw
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但名字一定要取這麼奇怪嗎?而且還是這種不管怎麼介紹都不會比較好的名字?你是日本人嗎?42Please respect copyright.PENANAoLLLabif5O
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我拼命忍住吐槽他的衝動,說:「原來是田大哥。看來田大哥也對此道有所鑽研,讓小弟有些技癢,可惜時間不太夠了……這樣吧,沒有興趣賭一把大的,一局定勝負?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAr3DTzhQDFv
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田中:「可以,但我有一個條件。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA8aoBgeSeCx
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我:「什麼?」42Please respect copyright.PENANA4Gxk0ARw9y
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田中:「如果我贏了你,不只是錢要歸我,偷看關銀屏洗澡的事情,也要算我一份。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAjzDrkrlHc9
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我轉頭看向焦器。42Please respect copyright.PENANAxKfOJaUofN
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焦器尷尬地笑笑:「哈哈,我隨便說說,但大家好像都當真了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAqVjXX3HtGb
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算了,反正我是不會輸的。42Please respect copyright.PENANA0wea6AeLzl
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我:「我答應。但要用我的方式比,沒問題吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAb6cXWysp7I
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田中:「可以。怎麼比?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAC2bgWFmD5V
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我伸出右手:「比腕力。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAqbQ4PikmTX
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哼,他看起來這麼瘦弱,可能一般男子的平均腕力都沒有。雖然諸葛亮看起來也是個小白臉,但這個軀體的力量可不是一般人能比的。42Please respect copyright.PENANARjAL8hY4jT
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田中猶豫了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAeSbPPCoMlA
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我故意刺激對方:「怎麼,不敢了?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAF70YKp93sK
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田中搖搖頭,伸出手,握住。42Please respect copyright.PENANAbMS6urdc97
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看他沒什麼自信的樣子,我贏定了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAm2j2alTJEK
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焦器:「那就我來幫你們喊,握好了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANALNYLhvzap9
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「三、二、一!」42Please respect copyright.PENANA9Pnix5qOKl
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碰!42Please respect copyright.PENANATn6U65XSLz
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為什麼我看著天花板?42Please respect copyright.PENANAtErLmbo9lc
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田中:「抱歉,我剛剛在考慮要出多少力才好,還是不小心太用力了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANANZKtTQovPF
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我:「是喔。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAD8NzpdA9th
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這賭債要怎麼還?42Please respect copyright.PENANAZHwDVL4Qke
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我看我賴帳好了。
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「小哥,你是新來的侍衛吧?真好啊,這麼棒的缺都讓你捧到了。」一個留著小鬍子、頭髮散亂的中年大叔靠在我的肩膀上。「晚上或許有機會可以看到關小姐更衣沐浴呢,能不能照顧我一份?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAPQquvCpjVq
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我推託一下:「可能沒辦法,您也知道我是新來的,還不了解情況。以後如果有機會再說吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAckOiiTnb4y
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中年大叔自顧自說:「那就說好了。我們交個朋友,你叫什麼名字?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAuQvimpyQvV
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我:「姓朱名哥,朱雀的朱,兄長為哥。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAU8cqgdarwJ
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大叔愣了下,拍拍我的肩膀:「你也很辛苦啊。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAgCAfJglil6
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啊?42Please respect copyright.PENANAq7UoVXv92I
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大叔:「我叫焦器。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAnrADanAkHA
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……42Please respect copyright.PENANAVSUDCiQa4I
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我只能說,我跟他自我介紹名字時的說法都需要好好注意,這樣還看不懂的我不解釋了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAOIaLpiWVdR
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以前我這樣說最後還是都會解釋,但這次我真的不解釋了,給純潔的人留一些退路。42Please respect copyright.PENANA6qe7urH2If
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焦器:「那就讓做哥哥的我先帶你去個好地方。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA4vfGvcizlc
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我:「等等,我得等關小姐出來,問過她才行。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAXmJBubPBwb
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焦器:「哈哈哈,她穿上盔甲很快、換女人的衣服可得花上老半天,你在這裡站到睡著她都不會出來的。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA4pux46WVPS
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我想起關銀屏頭上花花綠綠的裝飾,她正是愛美的年紀,確實可能會多花一點時間。42Please respect copyright.PENANAlFsNUmFuDh
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焦器:「說到這個,你知道上一個侍衛為什麼不幹了嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAzBw7rxvkjF
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我:「為什麼?」42Please respect copyright.PENANA0XSdggV49n
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「因為關小姐太久沒有出來,他擅自走了進去,結果就走不出來了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAJDlwj4CZGu
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……42Please respect copyright.PENANAi2YQEWj46Y
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「走吧。」孫二勾著我的手將我拉走。42Please respect copyright.PENANAFIYGyuT7Se
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焦器帶著我來到營地外緣,那裡有一個很大的營區,四邊通道都有人把守,看起來是個十分重要的營區。42Please respect copyright.PENANAxhtzcAuV5c
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焦器跟把守的守衛打了個招呼:「我進去了,要好好看著啊。」42Please respect copyright.PENANARu37HDA7Si
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守衛:「是!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAv6FY8y9C7k
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焦器笑著對我說:「別的地方我不行,這裡可是插了一份股。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAPWuyDWFXx3
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人不可貌相,這焦器或許比我想像中高明的多。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIZXtF7dSyZ
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我們進入營帳。42Please respect copyright.PENANAKwFvnl9KEZ
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「兩相好啊、四逢喜、五魁首!你輸了,喝!」42Please respect copyright.PENANARBMo09Xs1F
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「鱉十、鱉十!他奶奶的!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAblus65bowZ
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「一對至尊寶!哈哈哈!付錢付錢!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAlVoMyYbONP
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我收回剛剛的話。42Please respect copyright.PENANARyzRA9S4XP
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這裡竟然是個大賭場。42Please respect copyright.PENANAGrQmERsIlf
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我看了下,大部分的人都是在划酒拳、擲骰子、玩牌九這三種。42Please respect copyright.PENANAg50Bt3A4FV
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牌九據說是宋代才發明;骰子則可能是曹植所做。不過,這種事情只能說什麼時候開始確定有,哪能確定之前沒有?是不是?42Please respect copyright.PENANAICJbrQCcK4
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而且,除了賭之外,這裡面竟然還有女色。我之前說過,軍營之中有一些軍妓在是正常的事,但我也說過,那些女人在白天還必須擔當雜役,在這裡我數了數竟有六個不用做事的女人,可能另有隱情。42Please respect copyright.PENANARFvHepcQdf
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焦器:「哈哈哈,不錯吧。不過我剛剛忘了問,你身上有沒有帶錢啊?」42Please respect copyright.PENANA17UJ7zP0Vh
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我:「沒有。」42Please respect copyright.PENANALkocgeC3Yh
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我也沒有興趣在這裡賭。42Please respect copyright.PENANAR3PLgE9nEy
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但焦器笑笑:「沒關係,我先借你,以後有錢再還我就行。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAlhUdpbmYb8
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然後我還不出錢就施打毒品然後推入火坑?抱歉我是男的……不會你就是看準我是男的吧?42Please respect copyright.PENANASTofeLnZoT
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重點是,這麼標準的詐騙手法也想騙到我?吃大便吧。42Please respect copyright.PENANAgUVSW1dwDu
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我:「不用了,我還是回去吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANACGh3AWnPYd
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焦器把我拉回來,道:「看不出來你這麼精明。好吧,你第一天來,新手運氣好,今天就算我投資你的。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAXJBWXwMtXu
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焦器拿出一袋銅錢給我:「這給你當資本,輸了算我的,贏了我們五五分帳。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAdRvorobhnL
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「你不會事後不認帳吧?」有這麼好的事?42Please respect copyright.PENANAf9QVFx4FbW
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焦器對著眾人喊道:「大家聽著,這一百銅錢是我給這位小兄弟的,輸了算我的、贏了五五分,大家給他作證一下。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAcsQ7O7v6Zv
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眾人喊道:「好!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAChVBGyRfcQ
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這麼多人,應該是賴不掉了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAS8AHpvWSkA
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我默默地數了下,還確實是一百個銅錢,一文都沒少。42Please respect copyright.PENANAFzN4C1hO4G
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「焦器,你吃錯藥啦?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAXiKan7rTgL
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「要不要來我這邊賭?讓我好好照顧一下那位小兄弟,哈哈哈。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAgYL2FYlQ07
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「來我這吧,我手氣正差呢,給我改改運。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAlyrpmUrPcZ
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我思考一下,小貝家裡正好缺錢,既然有本了,我乾脆趁機撈一筆錢回去。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIRYoiwa2NR
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想要贏,當然不能用它們熟悉的賭法,也不能用對莊家有利的賭法……42Please respect copyright.PENANAdMA5fXLWFj
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不對,這世界根本沒有對莊家不利的賭博,只有自己當莊家才有利。42Please respect copyright.PENANAyp4BXY7eC8
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我:「各位,我說,你們這些賭法都太老套了。我這裡有一套新的玩法,有沒有人想試試看?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAsoAcQ1ozZ2
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眾人紛紛停下手邊的事,看向我。42Please respect copyright.PENANA8pY2mI65KN
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我好像做了什麼不該做的事?42Please respect copyright.PENANAmTUXjldGPP
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營帳深處,突然有一人站起身。那人有兩公尺高以上,赤裸著肥碩的上身、留著一把捲曲的大鬍子。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIgyc5zyfYj
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大鬍子每走一步都讓地面都微微震動,慢慢走到我面前:「小伙子,第一天來就想當莊啊?有沒有問過我?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAkKwcVNjXVb
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焦器道:「老王,新來的不長見識,我再跟他說一下規矩,你就別太計較。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAE6YobB6Hhe
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我大概知道情況了,連忙道歉:「抱歉抱歉,就當我沒說過,請大哥別跟我計較。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAaw1jHp7BSN
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被喚為老王的大鬍子哼了聲:「讓你隨隨便便就混過去,那我還用混嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAN30M0VBKPJ
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真是,胖的人都要用同一種台詞?42Please respect copyright.PENANAQkHe4hJlOg
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「不過,也不要說我欺負新人,今天我就給你個機會。」老王不懷好意地說著。「我讓你用你的玩法開一桌,贏了錢還是歸你,但如果你輸了、就算你輸到付不出錢來,也得玩到今天散場為止,輸的錢我先幫你墊。」42Please respect copyright.PENANANk3a70egMq
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「當然,那就是你欠下的。」大鬍子獰笑。「要算利息。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAknq0LjTwE2
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這傢伙,放高利貸的啊。42Please respect copyright.PENANARDyBAV8qoZ
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焦器低聲說:「別答應他,會出事的。這裡好歹也是軍營,他不敢真拿你怎麼樣。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ju5XGs4Io
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「不用擔心,看我的。」我笑了。「開桌!」42Please respect copyright.PENANADQua6knhyI
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老王叫人抬了一張大桌子來中間,道:「怎麼玩,說吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAs14pzDKZDX
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我:「拿九十六張骨牌過來,每一種點數的都要八張。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAvYNtNDZI3r
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老王冷笑:「說什麼新玩法,結果是玩推牌九?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAHIj1ajzXoa
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我:「當然不是單純推牌九,我稱這個遊戲為『撲克牌』。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA2IJhguryKT
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骨牌的點數從一到十二,拿來玩撲克牌,就只少了一張十三點,幾乎可以說是沒有差別。42Please respect copyright.PENANARVArl2txod
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「直接玩一次不算錢的,大家很快就能明白,沒問題吧?」我說完,不等老王回答,繼續說下去。「我還需要四個人,有沒有人想玩?」42Please respect copyright.PENANASrQm2DvoN5
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立刻有四個好事的圍了上來。42Please respect copyright.PENANAJpoXFe9uIO
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我給每人發了兩張牌,說:「這時大家可以開始下注,我先下一注,下一個人得下我的兩倍。其他人不能下超過第二注的錢,至於沒有錢可以跟的,就得棄權。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAqI4qnPJ2Is
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老王:「不就是在下注上搞鬼嗎?這不是牌九是什麼?你要是再變不出新玩意兒,可別怪我不客氣。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAkrr3EdYEiU
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我:「你別鬧了,還早呢。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAjmibuDBdjk
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老王悶悶地說:「然後呢?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAvWGoJw2tk1
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我掀開一張牌在檯面上,說:「這張牌是共用的,就當作大家手上都有一張這個牌。現在開始下第二輪注。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAOKJPicjK44
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老王:「等等,這樣怎麼比大小?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAGBVp6R0VhU
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我:「就說是新玩法,撲克牌都是五張五張比的,你不懂就先看著。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAJj1nSxRBA8
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老王的青筋暴出來了。42Please respect copyright.PENANA7GMVOhiK8u
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我再發牌,繼續說:「以此類推,下注到第三輪,等於每個人手上有五張牌,那就是最後一輪了。沒有棄權的人要開牌,接著比大小,由大到小是:四條、三帶二、三條、兩對、一對,都沒有的話,就看誰的點數最大。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAdnf0Flldln
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我:「牌最大的人,就能拿走所有的錢。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAEmrzt18VoK
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明眼人都看出來了吧,這是德州撲克的簡化版。規則當然漏了不少,一方面不要讓遊戲太難,一方面也讓我比較好處理。42Please respect copyright.PENANAwYLCvm1ZM5
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老王:「豈有此理!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAGAFEpN97bj
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我不理老王,只是看著其他人:「各位覺得不好玩嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAErCff9GuMG
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「有趣,真有趣。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAFID02RVwPe
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「哈哈,我也想玩一手。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAe0Qctf2Zvz
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「老王,你不玩就下場吧,還有人排隊呢。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA2dOH5LATR6
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而且,就跟買樂透一樣,大家只會注意彩金多高,卻不會注意機率問題。42Please respect copyright.PENANAs8BsUwPhpd
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老王被旁邊的人一陣鼓噪,悶道:「好,我就跟你玩,看你有多大能耐。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA8e1u2jyJzF
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我冷冷一笑:「那就開始了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA0iF88YOB9Q
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虐菜的過程我就不說了。42Please respect copyright.PENANALADKWJx0xq
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我:「四條,通殺。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAWw3XZkA2C9
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我:「三帶二,哈哈。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAuEFsqNObs5
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我:「嘖嘖,只有三條。唉呦,大家牌都這麼小啊,真是抱歉」42Please respect copyright.PENANA51PKEYocz3
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德州撲克是另外有人發牌的,我這時玩家兼莊家兼發牌,根本就球員兼裁判還兼對手的教練,怎麼可能有人能贏我?42Please respect copyright.PENANALtkgIJC7ZB
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尤其這是骨牌,超級方便我作弊。我在發牌的時候,手指輕輕一摸,誰拿什麼牌我都一清二楚,再用頭腦算清楚剩下來的牌,萬無一失。42Please respect copyright.PENANA3JfKaRyjoR
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老王拍桌,指著我的鼻子,怒道:「你耍老千是不是?哪有可能把把都你贏的?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAjTamyeR92f
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我:「哪有都是我贏?大家都有贏過。你可能今天運氣比較不好,就別賭了吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAe53xXe8nWB
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旁邊四個人都賺了一些錢,紛紛站在我這邊。42Please respect copyright.PENANAOXsMBkJ6LV
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「老王,願賭服輸啊。」42Please respect copyright.PENANARZWpt7J6O8
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「惱羞成怒啦。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAptoXVdNRLy
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「這裡可不是你一人的,真以為自己是老大啊?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAj5quV6MWbt
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老王只有忿忿地走到一邊去。42Please respect copyright.PENANACL8kp8g0hw
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不過這些站在我這邊的人,也真是一堆肥羊。我故意讓他們先贏一些的,除了讓他們幫我趕走老王,一方面也是放長線釣大魚。42Please respect copyright.PENANAcZXv5oV6yp
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老王走了之後,我也沒有躁進,營造出有輸有贏的假象,一點一滴蠶食這些士兵的血本。有些人糊里糊塗地就把錢輸光了,只好默默離開。42Please respect copyright.PENANA3g7uzWc1Eq
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但,我竟沒有注意到一個人。42Please respect copyright.PENANAGqXZtTPDWl
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直到不知不覺太陽已轉橙色,到了該散場的時候,人潮退去。我這時才發現有一個人檯面上的籌碼竟和我差不多,幾乎是和我平分了整場的錢。42Please respect copyright.PENANABM2DMN4G8v
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太扯了,雖然說我還有留一手,但我作弊竟然還只跟別人打成平手?42Please respect copyright.PENANAUUmovKAynt
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太丟臉了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAF2kRVFnqMg
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我看了一下那個人。他面目清秀、個子又不高,雖然留著一點點絡腮鬍,但作用並不大,看起來是在軍中很容易被欺負的類型。42Please respect copyright.PENANA4itMhtK0yR
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我:「這位兄弟手段挺高明的啊。在下姓朱名哥,請教尊姓大名?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAoMWWRrxYnt
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那人淡淡回答:「田中。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAT0st8EfHfV
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不是我愛吐槽你們。42Please respect copyright.PENANAijm2haKpcw
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但名字一定要取這麼奇怪嗎?而且還是這種不管怎麼介紹都不會比較好的名字?你是日本人嗎?42Please respect copyright.PENANAoLLLabif5O
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我拼命忍住吐槽他的衝動,說:「原來是田大哥。看來田大哥也對此道有所鑽研,讓小弟有些技癢,可惜時間不太夠了……這樣吧,沒有興趣賭一把大的,一局定勝負?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAr3DTzhQDFv
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田中:「可以,但我有一個條件。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA8aoBgeSeCx
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我:「什麼?」42Please respect copyright.PENANA4Gxk0ARw9y
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田中:「如果我贏了你,不只是錢要歸我,偷看關銀屏洗澡的事情,也要算我一份。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAjzDrkrlHc9
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我轉頭看向焦器。42Please respect copyright.PENANAxKfOJaUofN
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焦器尷尬地笑笑:「哈哈,我隨便說說,但大家好像都當真了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAqVjXX3HtGb
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算了,反正我是不會輸的。42Please respect copyright.PENANA0wea6AeLzl
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我:「我答應。但要用我的方式比,沒問題吧。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAb6cXWysp7I
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田中:「可以。怎麼比?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAC2bgWFmD5V
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我伸出右手:「比腕力。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAqbQ4PikmTX
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哼,他看起來這麼瘦弱,可能一般男子的平均腕力都沒有。雖然諸葛亮看起來也是個小白臉,但這個軀體的力量可不是一般人能比的。42Please respect copyright.PENANARjAL8hY4jT
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田中猶豫了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAeSbPPCoMlA
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我故意刺激對方:「怎麼,不敢了?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAF70YKp93sK
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田中搖搖頭,伸出手,握住。42Please respect copyright.PENANAbMS6urdc97
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看他沒什麼自信的樣子,我贏定了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAm2j2alTJEK
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焦器:「那就我來幫你們喊,握好了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANALNYLhvzap9
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「三、二、一!」42Please respect copyright.PENANA9Pnix5qOKl
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碰!42Please respect copyright.PENANATn6U65XSLz
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為什麼我看著天花板?42Please respect copyright.PENANAtErLmbo9lc
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田中:「抱歉,我剛剛在考慮要出多少力才好,還是不小心太用力了。」42Please respect copyright.PENANANZKtTQovPF
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我:「是喔。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAD8NzpdA9th
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這賭債要怎麼還?42Please respect copyright.PENANAZHwDVL4Qke
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我看我賴帳好了。