第二章:賭博時千萬不要想這個是最後一把。(3)
我鬆了口氣,卻被人拍了下肩膀。47Please respect copyright.PENANAlGywBnLjdq
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「小哥,你是新來的侍衛吧?真好啊,這麼棒的缺都讓你捧到了。」一個留著小鬍子、頭髮散亂的中年大叔靠在我的肩膀上。「晚上或許有機會可以看到關小姐更衣沐浴呢,能不能照顧我一份?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAhayFQdVeyl
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我推託一下:「可能沒辦法,您也知道我是新來的,還不了解情況。以後如果有機會再說吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANArXMB7pxRad
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中年大叔自顧自說:「那就說好了。我們交個朋友,你叫什麼名字?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAxfYhVcmV7U
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我:「姓朱名哥,朱雀的朱,兄長為哥。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAAYSVbUujGM
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大叔愣了下,拍拍我的肩膀:「你也很辛苦啊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAlPaIqCws2V
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啊?47Please respect copyright.PENANAv7diT6oOm0
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大叔:「我叫焦器。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAMpzl2Eg8lW
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我只能說,我跟他自我介紹名字時的說法都需要好好注意,這樣還看不懂的我不解釋了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAg3DGA2Gfse
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以前我這樣說最後還是都會解釋,但這次我真的不解釋了,給純潔的人留一些退路。47Please respect copyright.PENANAtrHWvV6N7o
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焦器:「那就讓做哥哥的我先帶你去個好地方。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAXlBxPs8zoY
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我:「等等,我得等關小姐出來,問過她才行。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAqZPNVZJSQV
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焦器:「哈哈哈,她穿上盔甲很快、換女人的衣服可得花上老半天,你在這裡站到睡著她都不會出來的。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAyPXP8ISCtF
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我想起關銀屏頭上花花綠綠的裝飾,她正是愛美的年紀,確實可能會多花一點時間。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVpjfNE6gs9
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焦器:「說到這個,你知道上一個侍衛為什麼不幹了嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANASNLHvKbjQz
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我:「為什麼?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA46oArj4SN4
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「因為關小姐太久沒有出來,他擅自走了進去,結果就走不出來了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAwUy421EFhJ
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「走吧。」孫二勾著我的手將我拉走。47Please respect copyright.PENANAfPa4BzRTvf
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焦器帶著我來到營地外緣,那裡有一個很大的營區,四邊通道都有人把守,看起來是個十分重要的營區。47Please respect copyright.PENANAcorvxNxU7x
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焦器跟把守的守衛打了個招呼:「我進去了,要好好看著啊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANARHg34EQkqb
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守衛:「是!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAPwmVexaf9A
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焦器笑著對我說:「別的地方我不行,這裡可是插了一份股。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA3l8pW2keL2
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人不可貌相,這焦器或許比我想像中高明的多。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVcNYzhdRi2
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我們進入營帳。47Please respect copyright.PENANALueJoTdOYj
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「兩相好啊、四逢喜、五魁首!你輸了,喝!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAOWljUvo5Il
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「鱉十、鱉十!他奶奶的!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHCp6Xkz3Mq
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「一對至尊寶!哈哈哈!付錢付錢!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAcyanl7WuGU
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我收回剛剛的話。47Please respect copyright.PENANAFLTxD5mlH3
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這裡竟然是個大賭場。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHCTvMfNZwP
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我看了下,大部分的人都是在划酒拳、擲骰子、玩牌九這三種。47Please respect copyright.PENANAmvbPXkevOT
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牌九據說是宋代才發明;骰子則可能是曹植所做。不過,這種事情只能說什麼時候開始確定有,哪能確定之前沒有?是不是?47Please respect copyright.PENANAtem5pk8v5F
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而且,除了賭之外,這裡面竟然還有女色。我之前說過,軍營之中有一些軍妓在是正常的事,但我也說過,那些女人在白天還必須擔當雜役,在這裡我數了數竟有六個不用做事的女人,可能另有隱情。47Please respect copyright.PENANAIjANk51RbB
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焦器:「哈哈哈,不錯吧。不過我剛剛忘了問,你身上有沒有帶錢啊?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAJCobRkNe6R
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我:「沒有。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA0y5r8NpfAH
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我也沒有興趣在這裡賭。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHOmK6hojug
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但焦器笑笑:「沒關係,我先借你,以後有錢再還我就行。」47Please respect copyright.PENANABJtpadgJJd
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然後我還不出錢就施打毒品然後推入火坑?抱歉我是男的……不會你就是看準我是男的吧?47Please respect copyright.PENANA6CPN0pDtS5
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重點是,這麼標準的詐騙手法也想騙到我?吃大便吧。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHvmDrboIuz
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我:「不用了,我還是回去吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAYLnhh6o8V2
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焦器把我拉回來,道:「看不出來你這麼精明。好吧,你第一天來,新手運氣好,今天就算我投資你的。」47Please respect copyright.PENANARjoVAMR9zz
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焦器拿出一袋銅錢給我:「這給你當資本,輸了算我的,贏了我們五五分帳。」47Please respect copyright.PENANATIOPTObyNz
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「你不會事後不認帳吧?」有這麼好的事?47Please respect copyright.PENANApbmnscuQb9
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焦器對著眾人喊道:「大家聽著,這一百銅錢是我給這位小兄弟的,輸了算我的、贏了五五分,大家給他作證一下。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA3xuah0CDjk
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眾人喊道:「好!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAodjkIzj0mq
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這麼多人,應該是賴不掉了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAxrWerIGY2U
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我默默地數了下,還確實是一百個銅錢,一文都沒少。47Please respect copyright.PENANArO9k1kQZ3X
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「焦器,你吃錯藥啦?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfg9tybeApn
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「要不要來我這邊賭?讓我好好照顧一下那位小兄弟,哈哈哈。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA89MPVxUY4U
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「來我這吧,我手氣正差呢,給我改改運。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAEdh7hccgRo
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我思考一下,小貝家裡正好缺錢,既然有本了,我乾脆趁機撈一筆錢回去。47Please respect copyright.PENANAfhRBg7028k
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想要贏,當然不能用它們熟悉的賭法,也不能用對莊家有利的賭法……47Please respect copyright.PENANAISw7AFe6da
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不對,這世界根本沒有對莊家不利的賭博,只有自己當莊家才有利。47Please respect copyright.PENANAU0LGUSazt3
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我:「各位,我說,你們這些賭法都太老套了。我這裡有一套新的玩法,有沒有人想試試看?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAXOxwMATL1c
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眾人紛紛停下手邊的事,看向我。47Please respect copyright.PENANAttABkT75fM
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我好像做了什麼不該做的事?47Please respect copyright.PENANAHhBn9MOjnR
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營帳深處,突然有一人站起身。那人有兩公尺高以上,赤裸著肥碩的上身、留著一把捲曲的大鬍子。47Please respect copyright.PENANAGFD1tVZJ4W
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大鬍子每走一步都讓地面都微微震動,慢慢走到我面前:「小伙子,第一天來就想當莊啊?有沒有問過我?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAOOz0hlrs5x
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焦器道:「老王,新來的不長見識,我再跟他說一下規矩,你就別太計較。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA0uFY73W0Jq
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我大概知道情況了,連忙道歉:「抱歉抱歉,就當我沒說過,請大哥別跟我計較。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbAsW0fDySx
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被喚為老王的大鬍子哼了聲:「讓你隨隨便便就混過去,那我還用混嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAkzVuZz7zAo
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真是,胖的人都要用同一種台詞?47Please respect copyright.PENANAJBHEKIQFdR
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「不過,也不要說我欺負新人,今天我就給你個機會。」老王不懷好意地說著。「我讓你用你的玩法開一桌,贏了錢還是歸你,但如果你輸了、就算你輸到付不出錢來,也得玩到今天散場為止,輸的錢我先幫你墊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbdlYw84UkG
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「當然,那就是你欠下的。」大鬍子獰笑。「要算利息。」47Please respect copyright.PENANApnQ7p823e4
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這傢伙,放高利貸的啊。47Please respect copyright.PENANAPwBWQZ3nNt
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焦器低聲說:「別答應他,會出事的。這裡好歹也是軍營,他不敢真拿你怎麼樣。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHrP82Zsqq4
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「不用擔心,看我的。」我笑了。「開桌!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAeftGqhoVXs
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老王叫人抬了一張大桌子來中間,道:「怎麼玩,說吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAUaav1HklU1
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我:「拿九十六張骨牌過來,每一種點數的都要八張。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA2ClPZQIppl
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老王冷笑:「說什麼新玩法,結果是玩推牌九?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfWf6I8rBUD
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我:「當然不是單純推牌九,我稱這個遊戲為『撲克牌』。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAyTgy5WvGml
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骨牌的點數從一到十二,拿來玩撲克牌,就只少了一張十三點,幾乎可以說是沒有差別。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVyZaD2DT7l
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「直接玩一次不算錢的,大家很快就能明白,沒問題吧?」我說完,不等老王回答,繼續說下去。「我還需要四個人,有沒有人想玩?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHKbZfFwfme
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立刻有四個好事的圍了上來。47Please respect copyright.PENANAe4Dd5Um1BH
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我給每人發了兩張牌,說:「這時大家可以開始下注,我先下一注,下一個人得下我的兩倍。其他人不能下超過第二注的錢,至於沒有錢可以跟的,就得棄權。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAahpUMjPDvl
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老王:「不就是在下注上搞鬼嗎?這不是牌九是什麼?你要是再變不出新玩意兒,可別怪我不客氣。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAsU32a8KTpX
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我:「你別鬧了,還早呢。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAGAstnnHqRi
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老王悶悶地說:「然後呢?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHCVO5SUflJ
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我掀開一張牌在檯面上,說:「這張牌是共用的,就當作大家手上都有一張這個牌。現在開始下第二輪注。」47Please respect copyright.PENANATuY3AHRG05
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老王:「等等,這樣怎麼比大小?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAgVTCRocwOS
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我:「就說是新玩法,撲克牌都是五張五張比的,你不懂就先看著。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAuNYWIFU8z5
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老王的青筋暴出來了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAy02ARSkzbh
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我再發牌,繼續說:「以此類推,下注到第三輪,等於每個人手上有五張牌,那就是最後一輪了。沒有棄權的人要開牌,接著比大小,由大到小是:四條、三帶二、三條、兩對、一對,都沒有的話,就看誰的點數最大。」47Please respect copyright.PENANADjxsKWhkNm
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我:「牌最大的人,就能拿走所有的錢。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAssJ4p4RU4T
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明眼人都看出來了吧,這是德州撲克的簡化版。規則當然漏了不少,一方面不要讓遊戲太難,一方面也讓我比較好處理。47Please respect copyright.PENANAYU8fP0UCke
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老王:「豈有此理!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAlTO58rG5ZC
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我不理老王,只是看著其他人:「各位覺得不好玩嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANArmGI4C2x93
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「有趣,真有趣。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbikBe4xfLq
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「哈哈,我也想玩一手。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAOr6WcDTvuX
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「老王,你不玩就下場吧,還有人排隊呢。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfPxGsxNcED
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而且,就跟買樂透一樣,大家只會注意彩金多高,卻不會注意機率問題。47Please respect copyright.PENANAbipbp8aNRY
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老王被旁邊的人一陣鼓噪,悶道:「好,我就跟你玩,看你有多大能耐。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAo3DflslwDJ
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我冷冷一笑:「那就開始了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbKZOUY87k3
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虐菜的過程我就不說了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAX3G9ChCU12
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我:「四條,通殺。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAS106ewW1Np
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我:「三帶二,哈哈。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfDt3e2gvJY
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我:「嘖嘖,只有三條。唉呦,大家牌都這麼小啊,真是抱歉」47Please respect copyright.PENANAtJNaNfImin
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德州撲克是另外有人發牌的,我這時玩家兼莊家兼發牌,根本就球員兼裁判還兼對手的教練,怎麼可能有人能贏我?47Please respect copyright.PENANABmpuCJ1JH6
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尤其這是骨牌,超級方便我作弊。我在發牌的時候,手指輕輕一摸,誰拿什麼牌我都一清二楚,再用頭腦算清楚剩下來的牌,萬無一失。47Please respect copyright.PENANAxJRUlcM5OH
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老王拍桌,指著我的鼻子,怒道:「你耍老千是不是?哪有可能把把都你贏的?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAq7xRol2xmQ
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我:「哪有都是我贏?大家都有贏過。你可能今天運氣比較不好,就別賭了吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAybyU5St1HU
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旁邊四個人都賺了一些錢,紛紛站在我這邊。47Please respect copyright.PENANA4GWrOaxuOh
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「老王,願賭服輸啊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAnirZK8oKJz
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「惱羞成怒啦。」47Please respect copyright.PENANATdorgZq7GI
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「這裡可不是你一人的,真以為自己是老大啊?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAQKlPY9noGJ
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老王只有忿忿地走到一邊去。47Please respect copyright.PENANADzcBg0xZix
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不過這些站在我這邊的人,也真是一堆肥羊。我故意讓他們先贏一些的,除了讓他們幫我趕走老王,一方面也是放長線釣大魚。47Please respect copyright.PENANAnOlHKNrjfJ
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老王走了之後,我也沒有躁進,營造出有輸有贏的假象,一點一滴蠶食這些士兵的血本。有些人糊里糊塗地就把錢輸光了,只好默默離開。47Please respect copyright.PENANAaNOW4AHvZP
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但,我竟沒有注意到一個人。47Please respect copyright.PENANAogEn9XLM75
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直到不知不覺太陽已轉橙色,到了該散場的時候,人潮退去。我這時才發現有一個人檯面上的籌碼竟和我差不多,幾乎是和我平分了整場的錢。47Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7Nv8REWG3
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太扯了,雖然說我還有留一手,但我作弊竟然還只跟別人打成平手?47Please respect copyright.PENANAqzmHIFot9f
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太丟臉了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAwpBc7s0SqV
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我看了一下那個人。他面目清秀、個子又不高,雖然留著一點點絡腮鬍,但作用並不大,看起來是在軍中很容易被欺負的類型。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVizRGzHyoz
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我:「這位兄弟手段挺高明的啊。在下姓朱名哥,請教尊姓大名?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbPBn2qQjal
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那人淡淡回答:「田中。」47Please respect copyright.PENANANorEGq8n1Y
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不是我愛吐槽你們。47Please respect copyright.PENANA74aocTNg6l
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但名字一定要取這麼奇怪嗎?而且還是這種不管怎麼介紹都不會比較好的名字?你是日本人嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANAVBPUM5c2SS
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我拼命忍住吐槽他的衝動,說:「原來是田大哥。看來田大哥也對此道有所鑽研,讓小弟有些技癢,可惜時間不太夠了……這樣吧,沒有興趣賭一把大的,一局定勝負?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAkO0SsB56oJ
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田中:「可以,但我有一個條件。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAxVYFB2RjGD
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我:「什麼?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA3cyprzgJzh
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田中:「如果我贏了你,不只是錢要歸我,偷看關銀屏洗澡的事情,也要算我一份。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAlZqa6GnfZh
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我轉頭看向焦器。47Please respect copyright.PENANAH9HOEYh11k
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焦器尷尬地笑笑:「哈哈,我隨便說說,但大家好像都當真了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAgOkahV9nnP
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算了,反正我是不會輸的。47Please respect copyright.PENANATgDicEf4ZM
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我:「我答應。但要用我的方式比,沒問題吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA4hyQp7DyWg
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田中:「可以。怎麼比?」47Please respect copyright.PENANADMJ6JvvDGY
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我伸出右手:「比腕力。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAuJ3XDU5Wc8
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哼,他看起來這麼瘦弱,可能一般男子的平均腕力都沒有。雖然諸葛亮看起來也是個小白臉,但這個軀體的力量可不是一般人能比的。47Please respect copyright.PENANARvwen4Pi6l
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田中猶豫了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAKaXH4ppwrX
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我故意刺激對方:「怎麼,不敢了?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA0urMbDqCe2
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田中搖搖頭,伸出手,握住。47Please respect copyright.PENANAbq9tg7Cyii
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看他沒什麼自信的樣子,我贏定了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAfjlWK2X0kn
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焦器:「那就我來幫你們喊,握好了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAlEnl8s3Zdc
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「三、二、一!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAzFhm6lkuRu
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碰!47Please respect copyright.PENANAMiTfwpdxZj
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為什麼我看著天花板?47Please respect copyright.PENANAAMECekYUOQ
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田中:「抱歉,我剛剛在考慮要出多少力才好,還是不小心太用力了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAijLE7lmWxl
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我:「是喔。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA249EvLluPf
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這賭債要怎麼還?47Please respect copyright.PENANAXSHTmJ6Zow
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我看我賴帳好了。
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「小哥,你是新來的侍衛吧?真好啊,這麼棒的缺都讓你捧到了。」一個留著小鬍子、頭髮散亂的中年大叔靠在我的肩膀上。「晚上或許有機會可以看到關小姐更衣沐浴呢,能不能照顧我一份?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAhayFQdVeyl
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我推託一下:「可能沒辦法,您也知道我是新來的,還不了解情況。以後如果有機會再說吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANArXMB7pxRad
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中年大叔自顧自說:「那就說好了。我們交個朋友,你叫什麼名字?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAxfYhVcmV7U
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我:「姓朱名哥,朱雀的朱,兄長為哥。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAAYSVbUujGM
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大叔愣了下,拍拍我的肩膀:「你也很辛苦啊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAlPaIqCws2V
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啊?47Please respect copyright.PENANAv7diT6oOm0
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大叔:「我叫焦器。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAMpzl2Eg8lW
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……47Please respect copyright.PENANAikuMnaw1jm
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我只能說,我跟他自我介紹名字時的說法都需要好好注意,這樣還看不懂的我不解釋了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAg3DGA2Gfse
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以前我這樣說最後還是都會解釋,但這次我真的不解釋了,給純潔的人留一些退路。47Please respect copyright.PENANAtrHWvV6N7o
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焦器:「那就讓做哥哥的我先帶你去個好地方。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAXlBxPs8zoY
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我:「等等,我得等關小姐出來,問過她才行。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAqZPNVZJSQV
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焦器:「哈哈哈,她穿上盔甲很快、換女人的衣服可得花上老半天,你在這裡站到睡著她都不會出來的。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAyPXP8ISCtF
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我想起關銀屏頭上花花綠綠的裝飾,她正是愛美的年紀,確實可能會多花一點時間。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVpjfNE6gs9
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焦器:「說到這個,你知道上一個侍衛為什麼不幹了嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANASNLHvKbjQz
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我:「為什麼?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA46oArj4SN4
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「因為關小姐太久沒有出來,他擅自走了進去,結果就走不出來了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAwUy421EFhJ
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……47Please respect copyright.PENANAl55SMhV1RR
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「走吧。」孫二勾著我的手將我拉走。47Please respect copyright.PENANAfPa4BzRTvf
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焦器帶著我來到營地外緣,那裡有一個很大的營區,四邊通道都有人把守,看起來是個十分重要的營區。47Please respect copyright.PENANAcorvxNxU7x
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焦器跟把守的守衛打了個招呼:「我進去了,要好好看著啊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANARHg34EQkqb
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守衛:「是!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAPwmVexaf9A
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焦器笑著對我說:「別的地方我不行,這裡可是插了一份股。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA3l8pW2keL2
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人不可貌相,這焦器或許比我想像中高明的多。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVcNYzhdRi2
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我們進入營帳。47Please respect copyright.PENANALueJoTdOYj
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「兩相好啊、四逢喜、五魁首!你輸了,喝!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAOWljUvo5Il
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「鱉十、鱉十!他奶奶的!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHCp6Xkz3Mq
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「一對至尊寶!哈哈哈!付錢付錢!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAcyanl7WuGU
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我收回剛剛的話。47Please respect copyright.PENANAFLTxD5mlH3
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這裡竟然是個大賭場。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHCTvMfNZwP
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我看了下,大部分的人都是在划酒拳、擲骰子、玩牌九這三種。47Please respect copyright.PENANAmvbPXkevOT
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牌九據說是宋代才發明;骰子則可能是曹植所做。不過,這種事情只能說什麼時候開始確定有,哪能確定之前沒有?是不是?47Please respect copyright.PENANAtem5pk8v5F
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而且,除了賭之外,這裡面竟然還有女色。我之前說過,軍營之中有一些軍妓在是正常的事,但我也說過,那些女人在白天還必須擔當雜役,在這裡我數了數竟有六個不用做事的女人,可能另有隱情。47Please respect copyright.PENANAIjANk51RbB
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焦器:「哈哈哈,不錯吧。不過我剛剛忘了問,你身上有沒有帶錢啊?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAJCobRkNe6R
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我:「沒有。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA0y5r8NpfAH
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我也沒有興趣在這裡賭。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHOmK6hojug
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但焦器笑笑:「沒關係,我先借你,以後有錢再還我就行。」47Please respect copyright.PENANABJtpadgJJd
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然後我還不出錢就施打毒品然後推入火坑?抱歉我是男的……不會你就是看準我是男的吧?47Please respect copyright.PENANA6CPN0pDtS5
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重點是,這麼標準的詐騙手法也想騙到我?吃大便吧。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHvmDrboIuz
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我:「不用了,我還是回去吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAYLnhh6o8V2
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焦器把我拉回來,道:「看不出來你這麼精明。好吧,你第一天來,新手運氣好,今天就算我投資你的。」47Please respect copyright.PENANARjoVAMR9zz
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焦器拿出一袋銅錢給我:「這給你當資本,輸了算我的,贏了我們五五分帳。」47Please respect copyright.PENANATIOPTObyNz
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「你不會事後不認帳吧?」有這麼好的事?47Please respect copyright.PENANApbmnscuQb9
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焦器對著眾人喊道:「大家聽著,這一百銅錢是我給這位小兄弟的,輸了算我的、贏了五五分,大家給他作證一下。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA3xuah0CDjk
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眾人喊道:「好!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAodjkIzj0mq
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這麼多人,應該是賴不掉了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAxrWerIGY2U
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我默默地數了下,還確實是一百個銅錢,一文都沒少。47Please respect copyright.PENANArO9k1kQZ3X
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「焦器,你吃錯藥啦?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfg9tybeApn
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「要不要來我這邊賭?讓我好好照顧一下那位小兄弟,哈哈哈。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA89MPVxUY4U
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「來我這吧,我手氣正差呢,給我改改運。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAEdh7hccgRo
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我思考一下,小貝家裡正好缺錢,既然有本了,我乾脆趁機撈一筆錢回去。47Please respect copyright.PENANAfhRBg7028k
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想要贏,當然不能用它們熟悉的賭法,也不能用對莊家有利的賭法……47Please respect copyright.PENANAISw7AFe6da
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不對,這世界根本沒有對莊家不利的賭博,只有自己當莊家才有利。47Please respect copyright.PENANAU0LGUSazt3
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我:「各位,我說,你們這些賭法都太老套了。我這裡有一套新的玩法,有沒有人想試試看?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAXOxwMATL1c
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眾人紛紛停下手邊的事,看向我。47Please respect copyright.PENANAttABkT75fM
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我好像做了什麼不該做的事?47Please respect copyright.PENANAHhBn9MOjnR
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營帳深處,突然有一人站起身。那人有兩公尺高以上,赤裸著肥碩的上身、留著一把捲曲的大鬍子。47Please respect copyright.PENANAGFD1tVZJ4W
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大鬍子每走一步都讓地面都微微震動,慢慢走到我面前:「小伙子,第一天來就想當莊啊?有沒有問過我?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAOOz0hlrs5x
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焦器道:「老王,新來的不長見識,我再跟他說一下規矩,你就別太計較。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA0uFY73W0Jq
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我大概知道情況了,連忙道歉:「抱歉抱歉,就當我沒說過,請大哥別跟我計較。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbAsW0fDySx
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被喚為老王的大鬍子哼了聲:「讓你隨隨便便就混過去,那我還用混嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAkzVuZz7zAo
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真是,胖的人都要用同一種台詞?47Please respect copyright.PENANAJBHEKIQFdR
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「不過,也不要說我欺負新人,今天我就給你個機會。」老王不懷好意地說著。「我讓你用你的玩法開一桌,贏了錢還是歸你,但如果你輸了、就算你輸到付不出錢來,也得玩到今天散場為止,輸的錢我先幫你墊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbdlYw84UkG
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「當然,那就是你欠下的。」大鬍子獰笑。「要算利息。」47Please respect copyright.PENANApnQ7p823e4
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這傢伙,放高利貸的啊。47Please respect copyright.PENANAPwBWQZ3nNt
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焦器低聲說:「別答應他,會出事的。這裡好歹也是軍營,他不敢真拿你怎麼樣。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHrP82Zsqq4
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「不用擔心,看我的。」我笑了。「開桌!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAeftGqhoVXs
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老王叫人抬了一張大桌子來中間,道:「怎麼玩,說吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAUaav1HklU1
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我:「拿九十六張骨牌過來,每一種點數的都要八張。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA2ClPZQIppl
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老王冷笑:「說什麼新玩法,結果是玩推牌九?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfWf6I8rBUD
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我:「當然不是單純推牌九,我稱這個遊戲為『撲克牌』。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAyTgy5WvGml
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骨牌的點數從一到十二,拿來玩撲克牌,就只少了一張十三點,幾乎可以說是沒有差別。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVyZaD2DT7l
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「直接玩一次不算錢的,大家很快就能明白,沒問題吧?」我說完,不等老王回答,繼續說下去。「我還需要四個人,有沒有人想玩?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHKbZfFwfme
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立刻有四個好事的圍了上來。47Please respect copyright.PENANAe4Dd5Um1BH
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我給每人發了兩張牌,說:「這時大家可以開始下注,我先下一注,下一個人得下我的兩倍。其他人不能下超過第二注的錢,至於沒有錢可以跟的,就得棄權。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAahpUMjPDvl
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老王:「不就是在下注上搞鬼嗎?這不是牌九是什麼?你要是再變不出新玩意兒,可別怪我不客氣。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAsU32a8KTpX
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我:「你別鬧了,還早呢。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAGAstnnHqRi
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老王悶悶地說:「然後呢?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHCVO5SUflJ
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我掀開一張牌在檯面上,說:「這張牌是共用的,就當作大家手上都有一張這個牌。現在開始下第二輪注。」47Please respect copyright.PENANATuY3AHRG05
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老王:「等等,這樣怎麼比大小?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAgVTCRocwOS
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我:「就說是新玩法,撲克牌都是五張五張比的,你不懂就先看著。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAuNYWIFU8z5
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老王的青筋暴出來了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAy02ARSkzbh
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我再發牌,繼續說:「以此類推,下注到第三輪,等於每個人手上有五張牌,那就是最後一輪了。沒有棄權的人要開牌,接著比大小,由大到小是:四條、三帶二、三條、兩對、一對,都沒有的話,就看誰的點數最大。」47Please respect copyright.PENANADjxsKWhkNm
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我:「牌最大的人,就能拿走所有的錢。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAssJ4p4RU4T
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明眼人都看出來了吧,這是德州撲克的簡化版。規則當然漏了不少,一方面不要讓遊戲太難,一方面也讓我比較好處理。47Please respect copyright.PENANAYU8fP0UCke
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老王:「豈有此理!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAlTO58rG5ZC
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我不理老王,只是看著其他人:「各位覺得不好玩嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANArmGI4C2x93
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「有趣,真有趣。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbikBe4xfLq
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「哈哈,我也想玩一手。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAOr6WcDTvuX
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「老王,你不玩就下場吧,還有人排隊呢。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfPxGsxNcED
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而且,就跟買樂透一樣,大家只會注意彩金多高,卻不會注意機率問題。47Please respect copyright.PENANAbipbp8aNRY
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老王被旁邊的人一陣鼓噪,悶道:「好,我就跟你玩,看你有多大能耐。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAo3DflslwDJ
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我冷冷一笑:「那就開始了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbKZOUY87k3
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虐菜的過程我就不說了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAX3G9ChCU12
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我:「四條,通殺。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAS106ewW1Np
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我:「三帶二,哈哈。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfDt3e2gvJY
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我:「嘖嘖,只有三條。唉呦,大家牌都這麼小啊,真是抱歉」47Please respect copyright.PENANAtJNaNfImin
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德州撲克是另外有人發牌的,我這時玩家兼莊家兼發牌,根本就球員兼裁判還兼對手的教練,怎麼可能有人能贏我?47Please respect copyright.PENANABmpuCJ1JH6
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尤其這是骨牌,超級方便我作弊。我在發牌的時候,手指輕輕一摸,誰拿什麼牌我都一清二楚,再用頭腦算清楚剩下來的牌,萬無一失。47Please respect copyright.PENANAxJRUlcM5OH
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老王拍桌,指著我的鼻子,怒道:「你耍老千是不是?哪有可能把把都你贏的?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAq7xRol2xmQ
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我:「哪有都是我贏?大家都有贏過。你可能今天運氣比較不好,就別賭了吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAybyU5St1HU
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旁邊四個人都賺了一些錢,紛紛站在我這邊。47Please respect copyright.PENANA4GWrOaxuOh
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「老王,願賭服輸啊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAnirZK8oKJz
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「惱羞成怒啦。」47Please respect copyright.PENANATdorgZq7GI
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「這裡可不是你一人的,真以為自己是老大啊?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAQKlPY9noGJ
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老王只有忿忿地走到一邊去。47Please respect copyright.PENANADzcBg0xZix
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不過這些站在我這邊的人,也真是一堆肥羊。我故意讓他們先贏一些的,除了讓他們幫我趕走老王,一方面也是放長線釣大魚。47Please respect copyright.PENANAnOlHKNrjfJ
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老王走了之後,我也沒有躁進,營造出有輸有贏的假象,一點一滴蠶食這些士兵的血本。有些人糊里糊塗地就把錢輸光了,只好默默離開。47Please respect copyright.PENANAaNOW4AHvZP
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但,我竟沒有注意到一個人。47Please respect copyright.PENANAogEn9XLM75
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直到不知不覺太陽已轉橙色,到了該散場的時候,人潮退去。我這時才發現有一個人檯面上的籌碼竟和我差不多,幾乎是和我平分了整場的錢。47Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7Nv8REWG3
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太扯了,雖然說我還有留一手,但我作弊竟然還只跟別人打成平手?47Please respect copyright.PENANAqzmHIFot9f
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太丟臉了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAwpBc7s0SqV
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我看了一下那個人。他面目清秀、個子又不高,雖然留著一點點絡腮鬍,但作用並不大,看起來是在軍中很容易被欺負的類型。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVizRGzHyoz
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我:「這位兄弟手段挺高明的啊。在下姓朱名哥,請教尊姓大名?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbPBn2qQjal
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那人淡淡回答:「田中。」47Please respect copyright.PENANANorEGq8n1Y
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不是我愛吐槽你們。47Please respect copyright.PENANA74aocTNg6l
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但名字一定要取這麼奇怪嗎?而且還是這種不管怎麼介紹都不會比較好的名字?你是日本人嗎?47Please respect copyright.PENANAVBPUM5c2SS
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我拼命忍住吐槽他的衝動,說:「原來是田大哥。看來田大哥也對此道有所鑽研,讓小弟有些技癢,可惜時間不太夠了……這樣吧,沒有興趣賭一把大的,一局定勝負?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAkO0SsB56oJ
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田中:「可以,但我有一個條件。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAxVYFB2RjGD
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我:「什麼?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA3cyprzgJzh
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田中:「如果我贏了你,不只是錢要歸我,偷看關銀屏洗澡的事情,也要算我一份。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAlZqa6GnfZh
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我轉頭看向焦器。47Please respect copyright.PENANAH9HOEYh11k
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焦器尷尬地笑笑:「哈哈,我隨便說說,但大家好像都當真了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAgOkahV9nnP
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算了,反正我是不會輸的。47Please respect copyright.PENANATgDicEf4ZM
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我:「我答應。但要用我的方式比,沒問題吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA4hyQp7DyWg
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田中:「可以。怎麼比?」47Please respect copyright.PENANADMJ6JvvDGY
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我伸出右手:「比腕力。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAuJ3XDU5Wc8
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哼,他看起來這麼瘦弱,可能一般男子的平均腕力都沒有。雖然諸葛亮看起來也是個小白臉,但這個軀體的力量可不是一般人能比的。47Please respect copyright.PENANARvwen4Pi6l
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田中猶豫了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAKaXH4ppwrX
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我故意刺激對方:「怎麼,不敢了?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA0urMbDqCe2
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田中搖搖頭,伸出手,握住。47Please respect copyright.PENANAbq9tg7Cyii
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看他沒什麼自信的樣子,我贏定了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAfjlWK2X0kn
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焦器:「那就我來幫你們喊,握好了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAlEnl8s3Zdc
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「三、二、一!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAzFhm6lkuRu
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碰!47Please respect copyright.PENANAMiTfwpdxZj
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為什麼我看著天花板?47Please respect copyright.PENANAAMECekYUOQ
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田中:「抱歉,我剛剛在考慮要出多少力才好,還是不小心太用力了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAijLE7lmWxl
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我:「是喔。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA249EvLluPf
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這賭債要怎麼還?47Please respect copyright.PENANAXSHTmJ6Zow
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我看我賴帳好了。