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而且我還看見一個機會。她看起來挺好套話的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAVrB3e9PBe9
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我:「真的可以嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAKd031DPd4m
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關銀屏:「當然是真的。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA5ncNeMjRr8
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我:「那真是太感謝妳了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAlGMdnYZPkS
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關銀屏笑了下,卻又突然落寞,說:「不用謝我,你會變成這樣,我也要負一些責任。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAlOO89gSVjN
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啊?那妳懷孕了我是不是也要跟妳老公道歉?48Please respect copyright.PENANAtbPVlXqlQz
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我:「跟妳沒有關係吧?」48Please respect copyright.PENANARKxcRPGpgS
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關銀屏:「唉,我父親擅自離開,肯定給新野的百姓造成很大的困擾吧。要是我能勸他回心轉意就好了、如果我是個男人……」48Please respect copyright.PENANAajIU8DS7K7
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我想了一下,雖然我知道她父親是誰,但我還是得裝作不知道她父親是誰才行:「你父親是?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAM6vMTtm5TG
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關銀屏:「真是抱歉,我比較少拋頭露面,所以你可能沒看過我。我父親名諱上關下羽,字雲長,你既然住在新野,應該知道吧。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAHbPG8hQo6n
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然後我還得裝作不知道劉備死了、關羽離開:「關將軍?聽說他與玄德公前往荊襄之地,回程途中另有要事離開沒有回新野,難不成發生什麼事嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAu0iPprKpdz
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關銀屏輕輕驚呼一聲,猶豫了下,開口:「看樣子,新野的百姓都還不知道這件事吧,但我不知道能不能說……」48Please respect copyright.PENANAT0TSkuSQM8
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我當然是這樣說:「大人不需要勉強。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA5upyI8xeqc
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關銀屏沉吟了一下,開口:「還是讓你了解一下情況,等等你比較好回答。事情是這樣的,玄德大人在前些日子過世了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAqhATXrropB
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我更得裝出驚訝之樣:「什麼?怎麼可能?怎麼死的?」48Please respect copyright.PENANA1o7HjfgXfW
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關銀屏:「你先別問,讓我說完。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAN6yMV08ea3
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我點點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAEwZZQsyVCN
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關銀屏:「玄德大人死後,父親與其他大臣吵了起來,分道揚鑣。父親卻是帶著我們四處招兵買馬。我們本來帶著五千兵力,糧草已顯不足,這些日子卻又緊急招了三千新兵,若再不思對策,糧草恐怕撐不過七天。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAakRXxRi71i
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難道是招三千個可憐的男人晚上服侍他?我如果答應進去當兵,該不會也要「個別審查」吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAKCv02tyk0n
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我先不去想那些,問道:「關羽將軍想攻擊新野嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANArD9haFKaTu
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關銀屏:「父親大人並沒有下命令,我也不清楚他在想什麼。我曾試著去問過,但我父親他、他對女性很敏感,只要我一靠近,他就會全身發癢、起紅疹,有一次還休克,差一點就丟了性命。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAnLHio7VJ1U
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這是「過敏」吧?我還是第一次聽到有人對女人過敏的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAS2rjw7T6LY
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關銀屏嘆道:「所以,我有事要跟父親說,都只敢遠遠地喊。雖然父親對我很好,我有什麼要求幾乎都會答應,但還是越來越疏遠了……」48Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ4ldAi7UZ
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關銀屏停下那個話題,話鋒一轉:「父親有什麼想法,都會跟我大哥討論,所以他應該會知道。但是大哥是個很嚴肅的人,和我們幾個弟妹都不太說話,我也不太敢問他。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAaBRZXdXwCr
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我:「連一點消息都沒有透漏嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAqArEo5u75v
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關銀屏:「我只知道不可能會立刻攻打,要先在此處紮營。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAee0jeywPxp
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看來,只能從關羽或是關平身上下手了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAW6aUE58Ta8
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忽然間,地表傳來隱隱震動。我往東方看去,一陣煙塵沖天,大隊人馬正往這裡過來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAYwGjYwhMD0
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關銀屏起身,道:「我父親到了,他對外人、下屬都很客氣。你只好好回答,我再替你說話,他不會拒絕我的。」48Please respect copyright.PENANANRw9jHIHBR
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我:「麻煩你了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAbhev7Rc0Tj
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關銀屏不再說話,只是點點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAjXcxMAF3sM
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有一馬當先,往我們的方向快速移動。48Please respect copyright.PENANAsYOvdB6S6J
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一匹鮮紅寶馬,一個巨人身影,一柄九尺長刀。48Please respect copyright.PENANA322lYzTOxr
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武聖,關羽雲長。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtzFkykdHz0
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關羽來到我們兩個面前。他的外貌,除了沒有一般印象中的大紅臉而是普通的黃種人臉龐,都與小貝形容的、現代印象中的差不多,唯一不同的,是我親眼見到他時他帶給我的壓迫感。48Please respect copyright.PENANAxde9hNyVMX
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關羽一雙眼睛炯炯有神,一舉一動如巨靈神般擾動天地,只是單純地騎在馬上,讓我感覺背上突然多了一個一百公斤的枷鎖。48Please respect copyright.PENANAdIcOm6T6Qj
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果然是百聞不如一見,任何可笑傳言都在見面的一瞬間破滅。48Please respect copyright.PENANAVz51rcbp4n
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關銀屏走上前:「父親大人……」48Please respect copyright.PENANA76GiwrQDLA
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「等等,不、不要過來。」那個巨靈神摔下馬,感覺像極了飆車耍狠的小屁孩遇上拿槍的黑道,在地上用爬的。「我不是說過不要靠近我嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANA83fU9Y7If2
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嗯。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJkjv6F1t61
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這樣打我的臉,我還能說什麼?48Please respect copyright.PENANA1Bv60rmwhz
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關銀屏退得遠遠的,大聲喊道:「抱歉,父親大人。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAjOrKzAfwbO
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關羽這才起身,穩了穩身子,收斂神情,問道:「現在是什麼情況?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAhAggp9ekhZ
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關銀屏:「大哥前去新野城內查探,安國、維之在附近巡邏。我們在來時看到此人,他說是從新野城逃出來的,但大哥認為他可能是曹操派來的奸細,要我綁住他,聽候您的發落。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAB2LYnJXIOj
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「知道了,妳先退開些,讓我問他。」關羽好像還是很怕關銀屏,等到關銀屏又退開兩步,才走到我面前。「你叫什麼名字?」48Please respect copyright.PENANARmLkytpNqw
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我其實已經想很多更好的名字,但已經騙了關銀屏,這時不能自打嘴巴,只好硬著頭皮說:「朱哥。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAgLhPU5ycjJ
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關羽皺眉。48Please respect copyright.PENANAF44rALL97A
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我感覺他好像要砍我了。48Please respect copyright.PENANACxCIV6Z6ho
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幸好關羽只是繼續問:「我問你,新野城裡的狀況怎麼樣?」48Please respect copyright.PENANARVbRsAZh8C
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我盡量保持音量,讓聲音只有我跟關羽能聽到:「一切還算安好,只是簡雍、麋竺兩位大人帶人搬離了原來的住處,後來只有看見一個女人會出入。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA4OyK830HTk
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關羽:「這樣啊,應該是小貝吧……還有嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAJr2SioEiRL
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我:「小人只是聽說過一些流言,不知道其真實性。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAzRqBtPqiGY
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關羽:「快說。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAbGQHOgitQE
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我:「也不知道是因為什麼事情,只是聽說簡雍大人和麋竺大人正吵得不可開交呢。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAZXL2pneEzj
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關羽:「他們兩個還在吵啊,真是傻子。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAPIMhRcGrSh
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我:「我知道的就這麼多了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAL9gcJFuzBD
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關羽點點頭:「看來你確實是新野的居民。小兒多有得罪,請多包涵。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAyZq0F45HgK
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這關羽果然如關銀屏所說,對外人相當客氣,這對我來說方便許多。48Please respect copyright.PENANA627NR6Yktv
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我:「小人賤命一條,大人無須抱歉。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAgIfJjRMOxN
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關羽:「你無處可去?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAwWD4t2cS3M
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我故作沉吟:「這個……」48Please respect copyright.PENANAioCjWemZfv
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關羽:「那你就留下吧,我總覺得好像在哪裡見過你……這就是一見如故吧,哈哈哈,我就收你當我的部下怎麼樣?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAnuLijuhBNB
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等等。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWlqqhnMnOH
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我怎麼突然覺得屁股涼涼的?48Please respect copyright.PENANAwRf5XxSVlW
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我連忙用求救的眼神看向關銀屏。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZdPtiYdItB
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關銀屏跑上前,道:「父親大人!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAV6W2rKUZcf
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關羽嚇得連連倒退:「什麼事?妳先不要靠過來!」48Please respect copyright.PENANARx67APcZdD
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關銀屏:「我的貼身侍衛前幾天離隊了,我這邊還缺一個人,可以讓他到我這邊來嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAij7D1NlilW
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關羽:「這、這樣啊,好,可以,妳就自己帶他熟習一下──不要再靠過來──我先過去整隊了!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAEHOp5zfeNJ
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關羽說完,騎上無奈的赤兔馬,落荒而逃。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3b8kwuCHU4
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令我不禁莞爾。48Please respect copyright.PENANADS3RirHGuj
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關銀屏也笑了:「我父親很有趣吧?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAfcxp3bCPIo
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那也要加上妳在旁邊才會有趣啊。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWTqYNxEpfM
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我:「我可是嚇了一身冷汗。」48Please respect copyright.PENANASt0kB7QEm5
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關銀屏:「那你最好跟緊我。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAbHdYEHF4ck
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那是肯定要的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZbSIFCP5z7
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正如關銀屏所言,關羽帶領的軍隊開始在台地上紮營。所有的軍營都下紮了,看起來是有長期抗戰的打算,不必擔心短時間內會發起戰爭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAQOgGd9TUZ2
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我跟著關銀屏,幫忙將營地紮好。關銀屏有自己的一個專屬帳篷,卻沒有比較貼身的侍女之類,只有一個男性的近身護衛,加上我則是兩個。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvJTpxeLjNJ
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關銀屏給我介紹另一名護衛:「朱哥,這位是旺來;旺來,這是新來的朱哥。你們要好好相處喔。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAGav9HDUflW
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我看了一下這位旺來老兄。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJYrtNgbzc1
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我:「妳在跟我開玩笑嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAHDQDvTGNZg
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「開玩笑?沒有啊。」關銀屏蹲下。「旺來,打聲招呼啊。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAGYqK4F9nOL
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旺來很開心地跟我打招呼:「汪!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAzvdPIoqemf
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是的,那是隻狗,一隻有我半個人高的土黃色老狗。48Please respect copyright.PENANAaU3MriotFQ
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關銀屏:「那我進去換件衣服,你們就先在門外替我守著。如果我沒有喊你們,絕對不準進來,知道嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAuAdw181CCi
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我:「知道了。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAzxq38Hdohk
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旺來:「汪!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAWlhHFaHf3a
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關銀屏進入營帳中。48Please respect copyright.PENANA641XRN3mAm
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「旺來老兄,請多多指教了。」我說著,一邊蹲下,想摸摸旺來。48Please respect copyright.PENANA5E4klpogg3
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誰知那旺來竟然不給面子,移開身子,反應簡直像個人似地,頭一撇、鼻孔一出氣,完全不把我放在眼裡。48Please respect copyright.PENANArC4ivni5Qu
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我:「你這傢伙還真精明啊,竟然還會裝模作樣?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAIaog4ucvIu
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旺來轉過頭面對我,趾高氣昂地舉起手甩了甩,竟是要我閃到一邊去。48Please respect copyright.PENANAyd4iDtc87t
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媽的,真的連狗都比我囂張啊。48Please respect copyright.PENANAsqaUYadt79
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我不理它,站起身。48Please respect copyright.PENANAEaHkRqWBos
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這時,旁邊卻突然有一大群士兵圍上來。48Please respect copyright.PENANA0A7oJRntP3
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我:「你們幹什麼?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAbG9AXRjBRM
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「幹什麼?當然是來偷窺啊。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAHbgPF8OeoG
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「關小姐人長得漂亮、個性又好,真是我們的女神啊。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAlNKtyc6NAW
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「只要能和關小姐說上幾句話,我就算死也甘願啊。」48Please respect copyright.PENANABLXOm0NBiX
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這群色狗。48Please respect copyright.PENANAV9W0MuvO6U
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我:「小心旺來會……」48Please respect copyright.PENANAH2xrrQTu6C
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會流著口水一起偷看。48Please respect copyright.PENANAOawsfwUS3Z
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這隻才是真正的色狗。只親近女人是吧?我看我跟這隻色狗是相處不好了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtA7dk0FZnz
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我也轉頭看了下。我可不是自己想看,不是、真的不是、絕對不是,我只是想要看看他們在看什麼。48Please respect copyright.PENANAM6HIK1Bv4z
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但我什麼都看不到。48Please respect copyright.PENANAT5ruWhQDtV
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我:「你們好歹也晚上再來看吧,至少能看到一點剪影什麼的。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAn8Hseb6TE8
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眾人用看著白癡的眼神看著我。48Please respect copyright.PENANAExXnq67OY4
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我無法理解:「怎、怎麼了?」48Please respect copyright.PENANApD2Caxpwmd
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還有,我說過,同一個梗不要用兩次!48Please respect copyright.PENANA7kHjYxLr0e
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