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隔天起床。40Please respect copyright.PENANANmy1HC3XIT
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看著床邊的可人兒,有點缺乏真實感,但很確定這一切不是一場怪夢。40Please respect copyright.PENANAaoBgX1Azea
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唯一的感想是,我的腰好痛。40Please respect copyright.PENANA8K5CVM7IDG
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是的,腰特別痠痛。40Please respect copyright.PENANAei9PT3lgrc
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玩了整個晚上的枕頭戰、伸展操、瑜伽,甚至是織衣服和我臨時起意教的翻花繩,這諸葛亮一把老骨頭真的有點受不了。黃月英完全把我當個「女性朋友」在用,我這個徹頭徹尾的騙子也不好說什麼,只好努力把自己當個女人用。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKL0Tec340t
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我起身,看著還在熟睡的黃月英,彎下腰,將被子拉到她的肚子上。雖然這裡的天氣溼熱,但不蓋被子還是很容易感冒的。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ko26nVLjO
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肝火盛得我口乾舌燥,一口氣臭到我自己,逼得我快步走出房間,打算去梳洗一下。40Please respect copyright.PENANAH0NZ2ABpgC
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才打開門,卻見諸葛髻已經在門外等著。40Please respect copyright.PENANAMK8OO3Ft83
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諸葛髻捧著水盆:「主人,請用。」40Please respect copyright.PENANASN4EZSZLts
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我拿起水盆,才發現不對:「妳不堅持幫我了?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAG20lIPkz9e
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諸葛髻:「主人既然娶妻,便不是我的責任了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAadA690tOpC
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我:「是喔!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAzyA4ttaoiq
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諸葛髻:「夫人尚未起床?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAtI8h9UVZZ0
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我:「是啊,不要叫她,讓她睡吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANALNgy4r42CK
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諸葛髻:「是。洗澡水已備好,主人是否要用?」40Please respect copyright.PENANA6c6JNWwpIV
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我:「大白天的洗什麼澡?」40Please respect copyright.PENANA4ufXJGPMDf
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諸葛髻狐疑地看著我,好像想問又不敢問。40Please respect copyright.PENANAv8t3vCHeXS
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我想了一下,很快就知道了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAe0760E3Ryq
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我:「我跟她沒有那個,就是那個……唉,妳還小,不用懂那麼多啦!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAc5Iw7M005Q
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這種爛藉口我都不好意思說了。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0rWV4i42gT
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諸葛髻也沒有多問,只是低頭:「是。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA09n40vEV8X
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我站著簡單梳洗一下,問道:「黃……岳父呢?」40Please respect copyright.PENANARMcB2ksyGY
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諸葛髻:「他已經離開,他離開之前有話要我帶給您。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA9YvUVqPSje
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我:「什麼?」40Please respect copyright.PENANASkHznsR62P
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諸葛髻:「他這樣說:『月英得我畢生所學,如果你有難解之處,直接問她便是。小女乃我一生所繫,只是不願她與我孤老終生,才託付於你,望你念茲在茲。若有負心,天涯海角,絕無你容身之處。』」40Please respect copyright.PENANAMIW3Spit48
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簡單明瞭的威脅。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhGud0i9DDx
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我點點頭:「還有嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAHGQbSXaFo9
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諸葛髻:「沒有了,但另有一僕人提帖來謁。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA8J2rN9hm4T
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拜帖?嗯,我有一種不好的預感。40Please respect copyright.PENANAUlnQcIq26J
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我:「拿來我看看。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAVIULZrLIsG
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諸葛髻從懷中拿出一片竹帖。40Please respect copyright.PENANAMsv6HLVxEs
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一張好的拜帖,應該要有官職、籍貫、姓名等等,但我不需要知道這麼多,我只要知道「劉備」兩個字就行了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAsjz2jTz20I
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不好的預感成真!好事不成雙,壞事總是接踵而至。40Please respect copyright.PENANAF1Kef73XET
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我記得這時候劉備被派守新野,接近五十歲了,是個待在山區無所事事的中年男子。雖然諸葛亮挖個洞給我跳,還是不得不說他非常中肯,這時的曹操已經掌握大局,孫權也算站穩陣腳,劉備還在這鬼地方跟人家爭角頭老大的位置,格局天差地遠,好像要我去山上隨便找人重新組一支棒球隊,就要去美國大聯盟打冠軍賽一樣,勝率低到計算機都顯示不出來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAXAoapNTQVx
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重點是,我根本就沒打算去任何一邊。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPliM4Ky8Oa
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別鬧啦,軍師哩,我玩個策略遊戲就快腦死了,還跟你運籌帷幄之中決勝千里之外?更別說什麼要我鞠躬盡瘁死而後已,我會叫他去吃大便。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvPhcEsyxYq
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最好的情況就是把他們趕回去,我安安穩穩跟漂亮的老婆在這裡培養感情,生九個孩子組一支棒球隊,完美。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvvpmh323HT
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我:「什麼時候會來?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAwbCLFmEScO
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諸葛髻:「今日午時會過來用午膳。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAzhsfNTTnP3
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我幾乎不想問了,但還是問一下:「現在什麼時候?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAiZA3tlEH3f
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諸葛髻:「巳時剛過。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAMJoGRF83Rm
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真是有夠準的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAz095TBnHmx
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據諸葛亮的說法,他已經拒絕過兩次,但對方硬是要他答應。既然對方已經找到這裡來,想草草打發他們是不太可能,必須得要當面談談,讓對方明白我一點用處都沒有,才能讓他們打退堂鼓。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPD1qMRczxW
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我:「知道了,妳去準備午飯,我考慮怎麼對付。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAf5rISTvqLw
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諸葛髻:「是。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAix2aJ3F6UF
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諸葛髻轉身,才走出兩步,我突然想到:「等一等。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAo4pkwaHBlr
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諸葛髻停住,問:「主人,還有何吩咐嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANADDPKdPSWaz
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我:「這邊有沒有什麼吃了會特別想睡的東西?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAda8c7amkXm
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諸葛髻沉默。40Please respect copyright.PENANANZKd8GgieI
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我:「怎麼了?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAVhGVPavt5t
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諸葛髻:「我這裡有迷藥、麻藥、蜂毒、蛇毒、植物毒,後面三個還可以分為神經毒和出血毒,主人想要哪一種?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAZAhwW3qac3
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啊?40Please respect copyright.PENANAN0xi2LWz1t
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我:「嗯,這個,有什麼不一樣?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAcUiFpM3ISo
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諸葛髻:「迷藥會讓人睡著,麻藥會讓人醒著但身體不能動,神經毒跟麻藥類似,但藥性較強而且是永久性損害,出血毒會讓人痛苦地死亡。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA2pJY9LIi6I
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我有聽沒有懂。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKJRWfDpaeN
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我:「那,妳推薦一個好了?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAhv8Ba1HQrd
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諸葛髻:「其實那些是基本的,如果要給高手用,我推薦七巧水晶、五王八神盅、九九陰陽丹這三種,絕對不會被察覺。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAWz5hO7n9pm
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妳是廣播電台賣藥的啊?那些聽名字就超猛的奇毒到底哪裡弄來的?40Please respect copyright.PENANASfY9uw8ID5
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諸葛髻:「還不行?那只能出絕招了。其實我這裡還有一隻千年寒蠶、一隻萬毒金蠱。只是,非不得已真不想用牠們……」40Please respect copyright.PENANAfktpey2M1x
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「等等。」我打斷她:「妳好像對這個問題特別熱衷?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAuI5Ewm0NfL
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諸葛髻愣了一下,收斂表情,淡淡地說:「我只是為主人分憂。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAmvhPRczZWQ
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我:「不管了,總之妳就在飯菜裡加一些會讓他們動彈不得的,如果我真的撐不住就先讓他們吃飯,然後再想辦法。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAbAIQofuKNI
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諸葛髻:「恐怕行不通。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAUr2LOlzUuE
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我:「為什麼?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAD2EJz8V96W
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諸葛髻:「因為這已經用過兩次了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAMHXZLC718m
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這諸葛亮真沒創意。40Please respect copyright.PENANACihbbt8O0L
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諸葛髻:「不過主人大可以放心,我會準備好讓他們昏迷的方法,主人撐不住時給我一個暗示就行。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAXF06aDAmWH
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我:「好。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAxPbtv1mimn
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諸葛髻:「請主人到大廳等候,我先去準備午膳。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAmEnxQIqkjI
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我走到大廳坐下。40Please respect copyright.PENANANYqllG1xop
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經過昨天的事情,我覺得如果僅憑從諸葛亮單方面得來的資訊就下定論不太好,很可能會鑄下大錯。所以在還沒與對方真正見面之前,我決定持保留一點的態度,等到與對方見面,再做隨機應變。40Please respect copyright.PENANAChCdCz6Gvq
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只有一個最高原則:絕對不妥協。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9y4VcmAHb3
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叮叮叮,門鈴響起,諸葛髻已經從我面前走了過去。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3MUfYUKxL5
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我照例躲到窗戶外面,等待來者。40Please respect copyright.PENANAxHBiYQ1SOm
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來者,卻只有區區一人。40Please respect copyright.PENANAzOI8smrwRQ
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一個女人!40Please respect copyright.PENANAY2KB76BGk8
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那是一個看起來十分傳統的中國古代小女人,黑髮盤起,上面穿插著幾根花花綠綠的髮釵,身材嬌小玲瓏,尤其穿著一件素白的長裙更顯瘦弱,一雙腳細長柔弱,令她走路時搖搖晃晃的,好像隨時都會跌倒一樣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAGpRjoUUWU1
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女人坐下,我才看清她的面容,齊平的瀏海下,長長的睫毛像夾過一樣,水汪汪的大眼充滿靈氣,小巧的鼻子、櫻桃小嘴,簡直像個完美的娃娃。40Please respect copyright.PENANAcbawkh9XvG
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諸葛髻走出後門,我連忙迎上,低聲問:「她是誰?劉備呢?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAWeYMKFFiof
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諸葛髻:「她說她是劉備的女兒,不過我並沒有見過她,不知道她說的是真是假。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA1Z53KuhNC6
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這倒有意思。40Please respect copyright.PENANASNsHHhZqu6
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我左思右想,完全沒有對策,看來還是得與她談過之後才有定論。40Please respect copyright.PENANAjGeAspneMx
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我走入客廳,兩人眼神交會。40Please respect copyright.PENANAz3K4nneHi1
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她起身,卻是低下頭,閃躲我的眼神:「小女子姓劉名貝,為漢國姓『劉』,小名取貝殼之意。今天是代表新野的百姓,前來拜見諸葛先生。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA1KFpj1f6MP
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還想拿百姓壓我?真是太小看我了。40Please respect copyright.PENANArJHmJjNzv3
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雖然不見結巴,說起話來也算流暢,但她那背稿子似僵硬的話語已經透露出她的弱點,而且她緊捏衣裙的手、吞嚥口水的喉嚨,可沒逃過我的眼睛。對方十分緊張,這對我相當有利,一個緊張的人對自己的主張永遠都沒有太多把握。40Please respect copyright.PENANA1P3qycmw3d
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我淡淡地說:「請坐。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA1EbwwTUhgW
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劉貝坐下,待我坐下,她立刻接著說:「先父時常提及您,小女子久聞諸葛先生大名,今日得以一見,十分榮幸。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA4kVPFKnjZ4
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先父,應該是說劉備吧……40Please respect copyright.PENANAM8myKhrjzn
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等等!先父?40Please respect copyright.PENANAE8OfuHLEnq
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我連忙問:「聽你說話,難道劉玄德出事了?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAt9nrwQnFTE
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「在前些日子過世了。」劉貝神色黯淡,解釋:「我雖為女兒身,無奈弟弟年幼,只有先頂替父職。諸葛先生可以直喚我名,或是,家族長輩都喚我小貝,總之不必在意職銜。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAn7FM5FitEw
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哇,大新聞!40Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7A1AbxqmJ
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這個劉備竟然在這裡就掛了?奇怪了,那後面多活那幾年的人是哪位?而且這時候後主劉禪應該剛出生不久,後面幾個弟弟難不成是劉備老婆紅杏出牆才生下的?40Please respect copyright.PENANAczDOGlCgMN
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至於劉貝,或是其他女兒,因為女子在古代地位很低,不被記載的可能性比較高,倒是不必懷疑太多。40Please respect copyright.PENANA4btVoJ7QYj
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我雖然震驚,但並沒有表現出來,只是認真思考應對的方式。既然我沒有要出仕的打算,不管劉備是死是活,我都不會扯上關係,其實不需要過問太多。40Please respect copyright.PENANAUwJ3m3wp9B
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我:「請節哀。」40Please respect copyright.PENANApYMr6QfZzP
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劉貝:「我明白。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAptbZVKHPg6
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雖然很沒禮貌,我還是問了:「姑娘今年貴庚?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAlK61hF0mOs
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劉貝:「十有六了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAswNSYAvDWf
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十六歲?可以嫁了,我記得諸葛亮這時二十六歲左右,倒也相差不大。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvEg9L6VNvy
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好啦,好像差得有點多。40Please respect copyright.PENANA6AaeBva29c
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而且劉貝的身材嬌小,神態有些扭捏,看起來又比實際的年齡小了些,感覺只比諸葛髻大個兩三歲而已。40Please respect copyright.PENANAzoURcYo9pd
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我直接進入正題:「在下雖與玄德公相識,但想必妳大費周章前來拜訪,不只是來敘舊的吧?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAXfxKOzNFZn
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劉貝:「是這樣的,聽聞諸葛先生擁絕世才學,先父在世時就有延攬之意,只是遭到諸葛先生婉拒。或許當時是時機不對,今日前來,是想確認諸葛先生是否回心轉意?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAeTN1vBVPWZ
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「很抱歉,我並無出仕之意。」我直接拒絕:「一方面,玄德公雖英明,卻實在是高估了在下的才學,我那一點微不足道的常識,匹配不起玄德公的救世之心。另一方面,我長居陋室,深居簡出,確實是胸無大志。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAT6vL7Qr8EI
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簡單來說,我就是個無害的平民,拜託不要再來鬧了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAauwa9bOut7
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劉貝:「先父曾對我說,當年博望坡一役,曹操派遣大將夏侯惇壓境。我軍本來毫無勝算,只是求得諸葛先生火燒一計,便得大勝而歸、新野五年之安,怎麼會是微不足道之才?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ5fhQqSg2
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人家常說諸葛亮新官上任三把火,但博望坡一役諸葛亮尚未出山,時間上怎麼算都兜不攏。如果只是獻上一計,而不是正式地投入劉備帳下,那麼兩邊都解釋得通了。40Please respect copyright.PENANALLlIL2neYS
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我決定學那諸葛亮無賴到底:「無論如何,我是不肯的。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAorz2qgE5bA
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但劉貝還不肯放棄:「我們正要從荊襄之地返回新野,但父親死於路途當中,整個軍隊分崩離析……實不相瞞,雖然父親的死訊並沒有對外公布,但幾位大臣、將領們都是知情的,因為群龍無首,現在軍隊已經亂成一團,有一部分人正趕路回新野,一部分的人卻是自行離開,就算是同一路的人,也是各持己見,互不相讓。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAG1mEbMXzRC
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劉貝嘆道:「只因為聽說諸葛先生才智冠絕天下,我才不顧眾人反對,脫隊孤身前來,如果我這時空手而回,只怕情勢會更加糟糕……」40Please respect copyright.PENANAVTi0SIjuXg
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她一雙眼睛充滿期望看著我:「希望諸葛先生能看在無辜百姓的份上,幫幫我的忙,只要諸葛先生肯答應幫忙,我無論什麼事都願意做。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAperZP99plO
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我沉默,可不是因為「我無論什麼事都願意做」。看到這個就開始胡思亂想的,去耶路撒冷面壁一趟再回來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvArwtleF3W
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我忍不住同情起她,一個跟「我」差不多年紀的女孩子,生活在戰亂的時代,偏偏又是那種身份,壓力肯定大到無法想像,又無助的難以置信。40Please respect copyright.PENANAVwXjwYY7LG
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會期待有一個白馬王子突然跳出來幫助她度過難關,也是合情合理的。而這樣一個人,從父親口中聽來,再經過她自己的想像,接近完美的諸葛孔明,當然是最好的人選。40Please respect copyright.PENANAag03IbUtbZ
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光是來這裡找到我,就已經是鼓起所有勇氣的結果吧!40Please respect copyright.PENANAqpR53Upuxx
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很可惜,我並不是諸葛亮本人,我沒那個能力,更沒有興趣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmDN3XVUF8L
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我硬起心腸:「妳找錯人了,請回吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANA7LSPNKrrQq
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劉貝鼻頭一酸,撐著紅了的眼眶,不讓淚掉下來,起身往外面走了出去。40Please respect copyright.PENANAgrRY78LBoH
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我也起身,卻沒有要送她的意思,只是下意識的反應,目送她離開。40Please respect copyright.PENANABm6ITlbxlv
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誰知劉貝往外走不到兩步,又帶著不甘心的表情回頭,走到我面前,淚眼婆娑:「可是我,我真的不知道該怎麼辦了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANANzLw95Gnxs
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她說著,竟直接撲進我懷裡,大哭起來。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3WBp7dCWtW
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我沒有推開她。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZY3dABMXh2
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當然沒有推開她,再怎麼樣,面對一個毫不掩飾地向自己求助的人,都有一種被重視、被需要,甚至是,被愛的感覺。40Please respect copyright.PENANA8xJ7bzFj1D
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我不小心、沒有注意、完全是無意間,將手放在她的肩膀上。40Please respect copyright.PENANAgnVCeTqCF5
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劉貝突然臉上一紅,更紅,好像煮螃蟹一樣從脖子紅上來,我幾乎都要看見她耳朵噴出白煙了。40Please respect copyright.PENANA6c0yP2q4Tw
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然後,她暈倒了。是的,就是暈倒了,直挺挺躺在地上。40Please respect copyright.PENANAVQlHaGjvMa
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我完全慌了手腳。不是吧?我只是偷吃個豆腐就搞出人命?我又不是沒有戴保險套之類的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAa1IqmTTW61
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但劉貝這時突然又站起身,一臉不爽地說:「想說讓她裝個可憐色誘一下就能搞定,真是麻煩。」40Please respect copyright.PENANApINyaJAhur
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我無言。腹黑啊!完全被騙了啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANAaEf02DNK1B
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當我受騙上當的感覺襲滿整個腦子,卻聽劉貝這麼說:「我不是劉貝,應該說,我不是剛剛那個劉貝。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAnvXY34oecK
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什麼意思?40Please respect copyright.PENANA69A5g1ZypV
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劉貝翹起二郎腿:「我時間不多,她醒了我就得回去,長話短說。我跟那個笨蛋共用這一個身體,她醒著我就出不來,她並不知道我的存在,我卻能知道她的一舉一動。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAKCAzDnrks6
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這個,難道是,傳說中的,雙重人格?40Please respect copyright.PENANA86eUJoJb8z
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劉貝很快解釋:「讓她來找你是我的主意,我留下字條告訴她你在這裡。她確實遇到不少麻煩,如果你能幫她,那是再好不過。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAu9Uv3t8VEr
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我:「我拒絕。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA7cjqsJK9iP
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劉貝:「出來。」40Please respect copyright.PENANACn6Gi2uEmI
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出來?40Please respect copyright.PENANAlCpi3dOyJQ
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然後天花板上跳下來兩個人,三邊窗戶各有一個人翻進來,門口旁邊還有兩個人走進來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAHLeC9hVslQ
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劉貝:「你要不要考慮一下你的回答?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAIgnIbyv2YU
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警察,這裡有流氓啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANAs73vGaSjot
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本以為劉備死了,我就不會像諸葛亮那樣被討債集團追殺,沒想到劉貝卻是隻披著羊皮的大野狼,這下我爆炸了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJYkFMMVJJx
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冷靜、冷靜,如果我輕易屈服在對方的淫威之下,以後的日子就難過了。40Please respect copyright.PENANACENRtT9mEa
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我盡量不動聲色,說:「我並非不願意幫忙,但我只是個凡夫俗子,無論妳聽到什麼傳言,都是言過其實了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAfT3DhjD2Cn
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劉貝沉吟了下,點點頭:「這點我倒是沒有想過。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAHzvzhPhVGp
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就是說啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANAXDPMpSXdZm
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劉貝伸手,一個人遞了一把長劍到她手上,然後劍尖就到了我的喉嚨前方:「接下來的問題你最好想清楚再回答,如果我不滿意,就直接砍了你這個廢物。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAPbB4p63A0v
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有沒有搞錯?沒有這樣的吧?廢物也是人生父母養的啊,廢物就不能平平安安過廢物的人生嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAvaXCEIosit
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劉貝:「我問你,當今之世,誰有能力稱霸天下?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAp8q8V4G6lt
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我:「曹操擊敗袁紹之後已經雄霸北方,如今更是擁有百萬大軍、挾天子以令諸侯,無人能與他爭鋒。孫權繼承孫堅、孫策留下的基業,在江東有穩固的根基,也是一方之霸。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAq3Iu44b2AO
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劉貝:「依你之見,我是無力爭雄了?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAJaiGxbfytL
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我思考了一下,如果不能阻止她硬是要把我綁回新野,那換個方向想,讓她放棄跟曹操、孫權爭鬥,乖乖去投降,可能也是一個好辦法。40Please respect copyright.PENANAThC7LENH9u
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我:「在下愚者之見,曹操為日,孫權為月,其餘勢力則如螢火,螢火想與日月爭光……當然是,可能的。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAbzeeOZkmfp
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三把長劍從我的左邊、右邊、後面頂了上來,不可能也得可能了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAufX9sQ8bxB
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我只好乖乖回答:「荊州為中原心臟,四通八達;益州地勢險要,沃野千里。只要能夠統一兩地,那就有希望與曹操、孫權競爭。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA6GDvw4PahK
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劉貝點點頭:「跟我想的一樣,但我覺得這樣還不夠。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAit65QVFXaq
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我:「西方戎狄、南方蠻夷,都要安撫招降,讓他們成為我方戰力。不過,最重要的是先說服孫權與我方結為盟友,共抗曹操,那才有一線生機。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAamCoQxAVuM
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劉貝:「說得好。」40Please respect copyright.PENANArBiQi3wwe3
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那四把長劍這時終於放下了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKH4XUjeChZ
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劉貝:「英雄所見略同,諸葛先生不愧為世外高人,一番話深得我心。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAnDxoo4kZl7
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是啊,妳高興了,但我這下苦了。40Please respect copyright.PENANArheoiHbtSB
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接下來的情況我大致上想得到,她不會管我願不願意,直接把我綁架回去新野當她的軍師。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZnSVQqp4St
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「怎麼?有客人?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAubpl5uB6S4
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我們一大群人同時轉過頭。40Please respect copyright.PENANAzfYlzOH29a
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黃月英走了進來,朝著眾人點點頭,說:「我不知道有客人來,招待不周,請多見諒。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAF5S3blIPJi
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劉貝:「這位是?」40Please respect copyright.PENANADEhnCvMjVw
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我:「內人黃氏。」40Please respect copyright.PENANANY1qD9Tecx
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我回答完劉貝的話,立刻說:「我們正在談重要的事,妳先退下吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAPeqI5BuEZ3
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黃月英:「那怎麼可以?我是你的妻子,得替你分憂解勞才行。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAZwtZctBlQf
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男人說話女人不要插嘴……我好像在跟女人說話?40Please respect copyright.PENANA6jbNB1K66m
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那不是重點!重點是黃月英根本沒搞清楚狀況啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANAcne6zlLzbW
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劉貝卻是說:「夫人來得正好,畢竟這是攸關你們全家的大事,早點知道會比較好。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAJRGNd7RCen
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黃月英:「是啊!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAQnhseXMFAv
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黃月英就這麼坐在一旁,劉貝手上多了一個人質。40Please respect copyright.PENANAlieh7tMm9Y
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死棋!40Please respect copyright.PENANA8vqbt6IIbf
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我已經做好乖乖臣服的心理準備,劉貝的動作卻是出乎我意料之外。40Please respect copyright.PENANAW0sMlLk6M8
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劉貝:「你們都先回去吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAuf299DcB7u
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那群刺客一齊退了出去。40Please respect copyright.PENANAWxSxJsvpNS
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劉貝跪下,拜倒:「先前多有得罪,請諸葛先生多包涵。現在的我真的很需要諸葛先生這樣的人才,請您務必答應,無論有什麼樣的要求,我都會盡全力做到。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAV3ezkpKhst
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我嚇到了。40Please respect copyright.PENANApUsIGer2Km
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妳以為道歉的時後露出胸──咳,我是說,妳以為我吃軟不吃硬,所以就對我有用嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAEWY8Jks3qW
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好啦,真的有用。但是,我真的是沒有那種自信啊……40Please respect copyright.PENANAGzW4sS6aGA
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我:「能否再給我一點時間考慮一下?」40Please respect copyright.PENANA8lEOK8DJ48
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黃月英:「為什麼?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAVXGQ84ytTE
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為什麼?為什麼是妳開口問啊?40Please respect copyright.PENANAho9aBOcoKd
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黃月英:「先說,我可沒打算在這裡跟你終老一生,不出去做點事,怎麼配得上當我的丈夫?說出去都覺得丟臉。」40Please respect copyright.PENANACwqtyvSlVE
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劉貝這時抬起頭,讚道:「說得好。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAUqeeb1kubM
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黃月英:「我還是怕搶了你的風頭,不然我自己去就好了。你要是真打算在這裡種田,那我可能沒辦法奉陪到底。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAweAb1KFlU4
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劉貝起身:「黃夫人一看就知道是女中豪傑,如果有意出仕,我必定奉為上賓,竭誠以待。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAarhzmnncFQ
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黃月英:「說是這麼說,但是很抱歉,我畢竟已經嫁人了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAJXQfB2wMWq
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劉貝:「女子之能絕對不輸男子,在這亂世之中,女子也可以做出一番事業,何必屈居於男人之後?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAy1fmyquyfV
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黃月英:「我跟妳的想法一樣,所以,如果沒有一個男人比我聰明,能夠讓我心服口服,我是不會嫁的。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAsChHSOUpT2
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劉貝:「諸葛先生才智機敏、目光長遠,確實是一人傑。但,男子都是先成家再立業,憑什麼女子……」40Please respect copyright.PENANA61cDJYjQsZ
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喂、喂,說好的長話短說呢?妳們怎麼自己聊起來啦?而且感覺這種像是鄰居太太聊天的氣氛是怎麼回事啊?40Please respect copyright.PENANAMXNLfRXaVD
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劉貝說著,突然以手扶額:「我的時間不多了,希望諸葛先生能給我一個正面的答覆。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA9AGMKxM2IC
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還時間不多哩,最好不要跟我說妳血癌末期喔!40Please respect copyright.PENANA2JZUQljfPy
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黃月英:「我就代他答應了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA1bcXBmp9FA
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「等等。」我喊住她們兩個:「我還沒有……幹什麼?會痛啊!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAdvQMTWdiIV
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黃月英死命扯著我的耳朵:「不用擔心,給我一點時間,我會搞定他的。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA8DDL0il4RB
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劉貝:「一切就拜託夫人了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAaECnd12qJZ
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劉貝清醒著。40Please respect copyright.PENANAXKxD7z8nZf
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又清醒過來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAgVutQM4oV8
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這位小女孩,為了跟劉貝作區別,我就叫她小貝吧!40Please respect copyright.PENANAwh3eNgGP0n
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小貝似乎一時還沒回過神,呆愣地看著我們,過了一會兒,突然驚呼一聲,道:「抱歉,諸葛先生,我真是太失禮了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAzT91wXELF5
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黃月英:「沒關係的,妳現在可以放心了。而且他答應會幫妳,妳這趟的目的達成嘍!」40Please respect copyright.PENANA1L8oF8b9QY
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小貝轉頭看著我:「是這樣嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAnoDl7BcmLe
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我:「喔!」40Please respect copyright.PENANADTRrkL0QD3
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注意,是喔,不是好。40Please respect copyright.PENANAQ96xbuunJO
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但小貝沒注意,笑得像中樂透一樣,鬆了好大一口氣:「太好了,諸葛先生願意幫忙真是太好了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANACwn8AC4gy7
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唉,真的是莫名其妙。40Please respect copyright.PENANA8p2DBEYoEi
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黃月英:「我們需要一點時間準備一下,所以請妳先回去,我們準備好就會過去找妳。有人陪妳來嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANABtrMAw0Z00
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小貝:「有的,有幾個侍衛和僕人陪我來,我讓他們在外面等著。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAmNPMy21Rfq
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黃月英:「那我們就不送了,請妳先回新野靜候吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAPoqpmIXuJe
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小貝:「好的,那就麻煩你們了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAzHz1LdyYQB
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小貝說完,一躬身,離開。40Please respect copyright.PENANALrmNYXYX67
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我突然覺得哪裡怪怪的,這兩個人是不是太過自來熟了啊?怎麼跳過我自己說起話來,然後就自己結束對話了?40Please respect copyright.PENANAe6NsggDllq
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我暫時不想太多,對黃月英說:「妳不該隨便替我答應的。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAgqzWrcn5QB
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黃月英:「人家都這樣求你了,你還不答應,太沒良心了吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAH1YBMKmYMQ
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我:「可是……」40Please respect copyright.PENANAor0sd23TUK
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黃月英搶著道:「我知道,你可能覺得曹操或孫權那邊比較佔優勢,但反過來想,因為優勢太大、人才太多,其實已經沒有什麼你的發展空間了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA1lo4TOO1b3
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我:「但是……」40Please respect copyright.PENANAKvCF9xmw7d
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黃月英又搶道:「我相信以我們兩個的才智,只要好好利用身邊的資源,還是大有可為的。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAnhRhba6h4N
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我:「不是……」40Please respect copyright.PENANA2jfSltXbRU
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黃月英罵道:「難道你學了這麼多,就只是為了待在這裡,搏一個臥龍的虛名嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANARWwu3o1FFq
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我:「等一下,不要再說了,就不是那些問題。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAorKtNzrfjB
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黃月英:「不然到底是怎樣?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAPobWUwxD66
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我:「我根本不懂兵法啊!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAb44EMKB7f6
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她看著我,我看著她。40Please respect copyright.PENANAR47Mi44dGA
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黃月英:「哈哈,真是不錯的玩笑。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAzPh3Niq2cP
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我:「我沒有開玩笑。」40Please respect copyright.PENANABhwfEBWkSF
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她又看著我,我又看著她。40Please respect copyright.PENANA7tMw7cTbLW
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黃月英尖叫:「啊──啊──啊──」40Please respect copyright.PENANA8JTqL2CVNd
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我只用手指塞住耳朵。40Please respect copyright.PENANAFzFGfFaeLZ
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黃月英拉開我的手,道:「你不懂兵法?為什麼不早說?騙我很好玩嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAvGNL610b0w
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我:「我從來沒說過我會啊!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAHSzdAQSESC
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黃月英:「不對啊,可是我爹說你一直在鑽研兵法,就是為了有一天出仕。而且你還借了四象八卦圖去看,不就是為了這些事嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANACbIMWVE3uU
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我:「那、那,我沒辦法解釋,只能說是誤會。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAOyFDgNW1Pz
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黃月英坐倒在椅子上:「等等、等等,我需要冷靜一下,這太誇張了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAgCtNElUMMT
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我只能說,難怪閃電結婚的夫妻都會閃電離婚,因為根本還沒有搞清楚狀況就在一起了。40Please respect copyright.PENANA8LoC3TjkRu
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黃月英想了一會兒,又開口:「好,兵法什麼的就算了,至少基本的五行你懂吧?」40Please respect copyright.PENANACTnrAdDDUW
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我不太確定:「妳是說,金木水火土?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAWUu3dixR3j
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「嗯,就是那個。」黃月英鬆了口氣:「對了,我好像還沒問你,你有沒有專精哪一個系統?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAR1b0gGm9iK
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這個,我感覺我要悲劇了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhawX5R5TkA
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黃月英看我沉默,大概也覺得大事不妙,聲音都開始發抖:「不要告訴我你不知道。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAmzgb81F6WP
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我:「我不會這樣告訴妳。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAFaswvtDakz
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黃月英鬆了口氣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAoCGSgBGbUb
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我:「因為是『我』不知道。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAwITthYBXdu
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「啊──啊──啊──」40Please respect copyright.PENANALdigMbOfW9
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我只能又用手把耳朵塞住。40Please respect copyright.PENANA07nttvfd4W
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黃月英又把我的手拉下來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAaSjQnYtCO8
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黃月英:「那你到底都在幹嘛?整天關在家裡都在幹嘛?你說啊!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAFSbC88krWT
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我:「我自己也不知道,就是浪費生命吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANANAVEhug3je
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黃月英:「那你房間那些書呢?都是擺飾?」40Please respect copyright.PENANABOUz9oVvp6
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我:「我根本沒翻開過。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAVe1mEM0NVz
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「夠了。」黃月英坐倒:「先不要跟我說話,我覺得頭好痛。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA2PXfWWZNPc
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我沉默了一下。40Please respect copyright.PENANAULwEbMDe6o
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我:「其實妳不需要頭痛,現在還來得及。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAyrdBVLESuT
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黃月英狐疑:「來得及?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAxbIZYDo782
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我:「我們根本就沒有發生過什麼事,就當昨天是鬧劇一場,我們交個朋友,好聚好散……」40Please respect copyright.PENANALtWgoVdjWz
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我還沒有說完,但我說不下去。40Please respect copyright.PENANAsj2XZA6wz7
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她的表情,落寞、憤怒、不解、哀傷……太多的情緒聚集,讓我無法真正分辨。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0NEsyBpyl8
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我唯一懂的,是那個想哭的神情。40Please respect copyright.PENANAlRffp8nLdi
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女人是水做的,我這時有深刻的體會。40Please respect copyright.PENANADIPwGFNRLk
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她:「我像個很隨便的女人嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANASBhDuNCDao
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我:「不是這樣的。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAigL35gWIC2
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她:「那你說這話是什麼意思?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAZIEcD85zbt
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我:「我只是說出事實。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAcdt2rwK1VK
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她:「事實?是、是啊,我就是個自己貼上來的女人,有沒有都無所謂。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA1XwAorCGnB
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我:「我只是覺得妳好像很失望。」40Please respect copyright.PENANABI8Nh6Ndwt
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她:「你根本不懂。」40Please respect copyright.PENANApkVv27wRYJ
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我好像有點懂了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAREjsNlhABC
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真正失望的女人,是無話可說的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJjrFiPbLFR
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我:「對不起。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAEbtCrSE3E1
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黃月英:「嗯。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAC1kL12IoXu
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嗯?40Please respect copyright.PENANA8ELhNtsABY
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黃月英:「我接受你的道歉。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAaBnnFGmeYg
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我自己都有點難接受。40Please respect copyright.PENANATepH1Sp7ba
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黃月英:「我也有錯,對不起,我剛剛不該跟劉貝說那些話的。我既然嫁給你了,就會做好一個妻子的本分,請你不要放在心上。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAfSMANIR6qM
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這樣一個好女人,我是真的配不上她。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZZmGaREeXj
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黃月英勉強一笑:「夫妻吵架難免嘛,反正我們還有很多時間。既然都沒學過,要不要我教你?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAaUHiygqyFR
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我:「好。」40Please respect copyright.PENANALq6Mj0Ahhq
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黃月英:「回房間說吧,那裡有筆墨,解釋起來比較方便。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA06OAvd3ZeM
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我點點頭。40Please respect copyright.PENANAv8HsWebP6q
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諸葛髻這時開口:「主人,是否需要準備行囊?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAusAog1VjD3
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我:「交給妳了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAlDtohElsqH
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諸葛髻:「是。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAh5l95ECyMh
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我跟黃月英往房間走去,一路上都沒有多說話,氣氛還是有點緊繃。40Please respect copyright.PENANAC940E0zZqT
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我們進入房間中。40Please respect copyright.PENANAxaVKGaoifz
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我將桌子清空,只留下紙筆墨,並磨了一點墨汁出來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAp2RgHfMhJX
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黃月英:「兵法陣型,需要很長的時間熟習推演,並非一朝一夕可以學會的。交戰的基本在於五行,我先解釋一些五行的概念。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAeddsCHJwz1
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我很認真聽著。40Please respect copyright.PENANAL6b6mhNkWA
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黃月英:「兵法中所說的金、木、水、火、土,其實就是戰爭的五個主要的重點,兵器、工具、糧草、天氣、地形。如果兵力相差不大,在沒有特殊情況下,將這五個重點掌握的一方,就能獲得勝利。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAuPIMRRbxCa
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其實這還算滿簡單的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAyksZaARkA1
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黃月英:「當然不只這麼簡單。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAet9EpxqzU0
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妳是會讀心嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANA0UGVuddyG0
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黃月英:「你的表情還滿好猜的。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAeWxp176a4N
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她是第二個說這種話的人了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhbCyKmRGOl
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黃月英:「以此五行推演出去,有五種職業,鐵匠、工匠、運輸商、風水師、探勘斥候。一個好的軍師,基本上對這五個職業都要熟習,至少也要找得到熟習的人。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAXjgxBecipx
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黃月英:「我剛才問你的就是這個,你有沒有哪一方面的專才?或是有哪邊比較熟的?」40Please respect copyright.PENANABU1khRvrrt
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沒有!我直接在心裡說了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAcVAUI7VtE9
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我們對望了一眼,黃月英連意思意思問一句「真的都沒有?」都懶得問,直接繼續說:「這邊說起來簡單,但真的要每一方面都精通,比單純鑽研兵法還要難多了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANArk2ofrz21J
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黃月英:「這只是軍五行,還有另一種武五行。這方面有武將相剋的問題,我方的武將如果正好能克制住對方主將,那就會十分有利。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAvG6D7HA0Ka
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我:「相剋?怎麼說?」40Please respect copyright.PENANA5XVPzcyYJF
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黃月英:「武五行,簡單來說就是武將帶兵的方式,分為獨裁、指導、制度、親和、魅力,帶兵的方式會影響士兵作戰時的士氣、忠誠度、靈活性等等,還要依據兵種配合。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAjgEHNBsP9a
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這個我好熟悉啊,好像在哪裡聽過?好像、似乎、可能是策略遊戲的武將解說?40Please respect copyright.PENANAiXXwj21xrY
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好啦,其實是企業領導學。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZez2wS6B0Q
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黃月英:「你好像對這個特別熟?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAafi4gfxZKX
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我:「大概算是吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANA0pbxPgDqUz
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黃月英:「武將之間有另一種五行,因為他們都會使用特殊的『五行氣』來戰鬥。氣只相剋不相生,在武將單挑的時候會對勝負造成影響。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAF7Hmba2GvS
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氣?真有這回事?40Please respect copyright.PENANAuU0cXruLDJ
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我:「怎麼用啊?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAzYSxOpPB09
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黃月英:「我只是知道,並沒有學過如何應用。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAqQNyaA8MJr
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我:「好吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANA0G83VXs2hj
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黃月英:「最後是仙五行,成功修練仙五行之人,能夠役使水火、乘雲駕霧,完成仙五行幾乎是所有智者的夢想。」40Please respect copyright.PENANApfF2auvDYv
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我:「真的假的,妳會嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANA8KMyHjlhAG
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黃月英:「會的人都『成仙』了,所以叫仙五行。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAPwCgQT5Yx7
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真好笑。40Please respect copyright.PENANAITmX5BIpCR
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黃月英:「傳說中,如果仙五行達到最高的境界,能夠呼風喚雨、崩山走石,擁有超越所有智謀的力量,一騎當千,萬夫莫敵。所以,雖然沒有真正的途徑可以修練仙五行,還是有一大群人趨之若鶩。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAKLuSIUZMiJ
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那些人以為是在玩三國無雙啊,打十個就一代宗師了,打一萬要叫什麼?40Please respect copyright.PENANABDbX7e19ld
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「那只是傳說。」黃月英完全看透了我在想什麼:「不過,從玄卦之秘來看,仙五行確實有一定的可能性,並非只是紙上談兵。就拿我爹研究出來的四象八卦圖來解釋吧,順便讓你學一下。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAMBUOxsHnee
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黃月英這時擺上紙,提起筆,畫起陣圖。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2AEPkRn0xr
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但她只畫了個八角形,我突然有種莫名的既視感(似曾相識)。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKzKql5ikiR
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我:「等一下。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAG2fdkDWXbA
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黃月英:「怎麼了?」40Please respect copyright.PENANArssiKSyhsr
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我:「我隨便說說,妳聽一下。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAvpjsF92Bp2
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黃月英:「啊?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAPmWw5rmYYd
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我:「四象為左青龍、右白虎、前朱雀、後玄武,另一說為四極的太陽、太陰、少陽、少陰,與五行呼應的話,東木、西金、北水、南火、土中間。」40Please respect copyright.PENANADXtX3j3e4k
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黃月英笑笑:「喔,你都背起來了?那也不錯,不用畫了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAw8xVbc8kvc
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原來是這個!40Please respect copyright.PENANAxCiUNgDhOa
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早說嘛,這個我拿來騙財騙色根本就是大師級的啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANAn6c5G0sV3y
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我:「四象又生八個單卦,順時針看,離、坤、兌、乾、坎、艮、震、巽,對應火、地、澤、天、水、山、雷、風八種天相。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA1P6gE5GH58
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黃月英點點頭,感覺不像是教導了,而是在討論:「但這只是表面,其實不只這麼簡單,其中有相生相剋,還要對應兵型陣法……」40Please respect copyright.PENANASsK0xVuQzC
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我繼續說:「八卦只是單卦,兩兩一組還有重卦六十四,其實相生相剋都已經在六十四卦裡面寫好了,像是水火未濟、地火明夷。至於兵型陣法……」40Please respect copyright.PENANAzyFB2CudnL
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黃月英完全愣住。40Please respect copyright.PENANAVBmC1uBpST
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我注意到了,從一個白癡變成天才,感覺還挺不賴的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAA0qvR2PBq0
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我:「依八卦之理在八角方位設陣,另以中陣十字連結,有四四一十六種變化。再配合孫臏的八陣:方、圓、牝、牡、衝、輪、浮沮、雁行(或說是魚鱗、鶴翼、雁行、彎月、金逢矢、衡軛、長蛇、方圓)交替使用,再多出八八六十四種變形。可以說是萬用一陣,打遍天下也無須改動。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAdfBrJsPZy5
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然後我被打了。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3cji7n5Nmr
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是的,我被打了。而且不是打個一巴掌那種,黃月英直接拿棉被蓋布袋,把我拖到床上狠狠地揍了一頓。40Please respect copyright.PENANAV11WOuocvM
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她一邊拳打腳踢一邊罵:「再裝傻啊!再騙啊!記恨我昨天騙你是不是?故意這樣整我是不是?別以為我是你老婆就不敢揍你!看你以後還敢不敢……」40Please respect copyright.PENANAdV7gVkp6M6
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我:「等、等一下,這是誤會,真的是誤會!讓我解釋一下……」40Please respect copyright.PENANA4QH6XZqEcp
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痛死人了!這可不是一般女孩子的花拳繡腿,而是拳拳到肉啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANApbPsFz1C35
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我用力將棉被翻開,怒吼:「夠了!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAEEwQ0a9sI2
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我們兩個氣喘吁吁,對看了一眼。40Please respect copyright.PENANAe7QrSqwajA
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我又被打了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAcmi9TB5cy8
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「我讓你凶我!再凶啊!騙人還敢囂張!看我不好好教訓你……」40Please respect copyright.PENANAjzTwtbvKN5
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「住手!」再打下去要死人啦!40Please respect copyright.PENANApuvW7bPcW6
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她確實住手了。40Please respect copyright.PENANATOiwn9JgAz
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因為我自己不注意的時候,已經抓住了她的手,將她壓倒在床上。40Please respect copyright.PENANAyqXtDwavbF
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我自己有點嚇到,但她的反應竟然是抿著嘴,閉上眼睛。40Please respect copyright.PENANA60aFr29gFm
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難怪愛情文藝動作片都這麼喜歡用家庭教師的劇情。還有,那些怪力亂神的東西,不管是現代還是古代,都是騙財騙色的好招式啊!40Please respect copyright.PENANAmWCTL4KSxv
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這個再不出點事,那我真的不是個男人了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAwDZaWNBmEC
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我低下頭……40Please respect copyright.PENANAv15dXxZSZA
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「主人。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAIJZUFsXslU
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這什麼戀愛喜劇的爛情況?40Please respect copyright.PENANAz25HhaSPQ8
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我:「我沒有聽到。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAjxgNJCtkZv
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但黃月英將我推開,連忙整理一下頭髮,裝作沒事一樣:「咳、咳,有什麼事嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANATEdNfTmF9z
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諸葛髻:「夫人,行囊整理好了,現在要出發嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAqGVLKZ1ZQn
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黃月英看著我。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9b0e4NVDjq
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我看了一下天色,已經晚了。又看一下黃月英,她應該不會反對。40Please respect copyright.PENANAr5rhBbwH2S
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我:「我們多待幾天再走吧!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAH4yRfhwNKo
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