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突然一涼。39Please respect copyright.PENANAzES6hqipfu
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我睜開眼。39Please respect copyright.PENANAoD0VqKO9kD
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我才想起來,原來我被虐到暈了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAIFvqeEA136
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這時用冷水把我潑醒,大概是要開始上課。39Please respect copyright.PENANAQUInWEbLs3
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過程怎麼樣我已經記不太清楚,從我身上的傷痕來看,大概就是被痛揍一頓、鞭子抽、夾手指……該有的都沒有少,不過張飛還是有特地避開我受傷的肩膀,而且比起貂蟬、黃月英那種虐待法好像根本是小巫見大巫。39Please respect copyright.PENANAG7R8NbsGJy
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不過那真他媽的還是很痛。39Please respect copyright.PENANAuckr7DT2oI
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痛到我不斷在罵髒話。39Please respect copyright.PENANASiRL0oGfoh
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幹。39Please respect copyright.PENANAiB2q7gI4HN
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三國演義看到黃蓋用苦肉計就短短幾句話帶過,我從來沒什麼感覺的,這時自己用了,才知道那真他奶奶的強大。39Please respect copyright.PENANATu6SJsEjg8
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我亂七八糟的髒話有點多很抱歉。39Please respect copyright.PENANAY9Xx6EfxSc
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不過我現在已經痛到麻痺,沒有什麼感覺。39Please respect copyright.PENANAIZVjuBtY8k
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簡雍和麋竺坐在一旁,看得似乎是快睡著了,偏偏還是要硬撐著看我怎麼被虐。你們這兩個死變態,就不要讓我抓到你們的把柄,到時候看我怎麼整你們。39Please respect copyright.PENANAXVRWvYy1xT
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張飛見我醒了,道:「你說是不說?」39Please respect copyright.PENANA3eTN2M6FXu
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我沉默。瞥了眼簡雍和麋竺。39Please respect copyright.PENANAptfCHL7tLg
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已經夠了嗎?39Please respect copyright.PENANAlEPRJgIvjQ
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張飛拿起長鞭。39Please respect copyright.PENANAUu2U9ExBVK
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麋竺卻是起身,道:「張將軍,這幾套我已經看膩了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAQcM5N9abPO
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張飛:「刑求有刑求的方法,要痛感強烈、卻又不能致死,不是想怎麼樣就怎麼樣的。如果隨隨便便把人虐死了,情報要從哪裡得來?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAKBd4w7oBNm
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麋竺:「我只是想給個建議。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAjxQqO6WtSI
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張飛:「什麼建議?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAlku0uw9twJ
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麋竺:「這傢伙,我看是不到黃河不死心了。我看不如這樣吧,先上黥刑,然後讓他遊街示眾,引他另一個同伴出來,來個甕中捉鱉。」39Please respect copyright.PENANA14woRK2ooF
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張飛:「麋大人,你口口聲聲說是對我大哥忠誠,卻想在新野的百姓面前用這麼殘忍的手段?你難道是想毀我大哥一世英名?」39Please respect copyright.PENANA4lmSuNvipt
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麋竺聞言,諾諾不再說話。39Please respect copyright.PENANATRWJTPBtFY
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簡雍:「麋大人的想法是以些不妥。不過,這個人如此嘴硬,或許是更重名聲,黥刑倒是可以考慮。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAfY1FX9Hxlj
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麋竺也立刻跟著說:「別的對他沒用,搞不好黥刑就有用了。況且刑具都已經擺好,也不是什麼麻煩事。」39Please respect copyright.PENANA337BaOPmmF
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張飛一時無語,不知道該不該阻止。39Please respect copyright.PENANA00milXDUzw
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麋竺已經喊道:「來人!上火!」39Please respect copyright.PENANAowncNdsgwc
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我則是已經放棄了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAK3JdfXvMRP
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傷疤什麼的就算了,有一點疤搞不好更帥更有型──但黥刑可是得用火烙一個醜死人的字在我臉上,要是真變成那樣,我老婆還不跟我離婚?39Please respect copyright.PENANAmTjkfCwQcP
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最多就到這了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAhLk5i1ALiD
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再下去就不是不符合比率原則,而是根本就是不合邏輯。39Please respect copyright.PENANAl7d7XWNDxf
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我正要開口,沒想到這時鏡兒喊道:「慢著。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAmYWBqlznaK
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麋竺愣了下,隨即不滿地說:「不過是個丫環竟敢這樣跟我說話?讓妳裝成將軍,妳就真當自己是將軍了?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAGm4a5oXmGn
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鏡兒:「小人不敢。但、但是,左將軍一向仁慈,還請大人三思。」39Please respect copyright.PENANA5RG8lAEGJV
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這小姑娘對我還真不錯。39Please respect copyright.PENANApc3Cf6stt2
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麋竺:「什麼時候輪得到妳跟我談論左將軍的為人?妳這……」39Please respect copyright.PENANAZn8xy8vLf0
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我:「喂,別吵了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAfXzY0KCubl
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麋竺突然接不下話。39Please respect copyright.PENANAq5CY3WeQKg
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簡雍:「那你早點坦白,也省得浪費我們的時間。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAAavz8nCStQ
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我:「好,我說。」39Please respect copyright.PENANACLc09helWf
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簡雍也接不下話。39Please respect copyright.PENANATCjAfQHLuH
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我:「我可以把事情告訴你們,但是有條件。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAUHM1S739Y0
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張飛:「什麼條件,你說說看。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAddm7l91w6L
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我:「我要你保證我活著離開,另外給我白銀百兩、兩個美女、寶馬兩匹,還要對外宣稱我已經死了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANADQc2V6mjv5
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麋竺:「哈哈,竟有如此可笑之人。你的命就握在我的手裡,竟然還敢跟我討價還價?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAWCcQyDIeoq
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我:「哈哈哈哈哈。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAvrftbwAZNN
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麋竺:「你又笑什麼?」39Please respect copyright.PENANA2ze6ehvkNz
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我:「我才覺得你可笑。我這個情報可是關係你們整個新野城所有人的命,我這麼點小小的要求你也捨不得給,那就在這裡等死好了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAqsxELLckvG
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麋竺:「你這傢伙……」39Please respect copyright.PENANATdV6i36T8F
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簡雍突然喊道:「麋大人,不要被他挑釁了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANA01ZVAorBL2
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麋竺不悅地瞪著我,但還是收斂了話語。39Please respect copyright.PENANAtrei95EqhX
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張飛道:「好,這件事我就答應你了。說吧。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAbsqGLkW4QT
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我:「你當我傻了?你先放了我、東西備好,那我才會說。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAjgICuammIM
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「現在外面被包圍,就算我放了你你也出不去。」張飛說著,眼神如飢餓的猛虎一樣盯著我。「你可別真當我只有那些手段,要是把我逼急了,會倒楣的是你。」39Please respect copyright.PENANA27ShkgfmTG
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我嚥了口口水。39Please respect copyright.PENANA57bnXnHXEF
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我:「好,就算我信了你。」39Please respect copyright.PENANA6WCpx89mYB
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張飛不再說話。39Please respect copyright.PENANAjmg1Kj8QaG
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另外三人也只是看著我,等我開口39Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7OyQq2J6e
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我深呼吸了一口氣。39Please respect copyright.PENANAztkfJ6zEc0
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我:「我才不叫什麼司馬懿,我叫諸葛亮。我確實不是曹操派來的,我只是替曹燁做事情。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAtuhP2uShVQ
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最吃驚的應該就是麋竺了,但我相信另外兩個人也一樣震驚,不管他們腦中的我應該要說哪一種版本,都不是我現在要說的話。39Please respect copyright.PENANAmElWZ4sSAi
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我:「對,我不玩了──這場爛戲我不演了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAam7kSTeNtE
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我看著張飛:「你真當我的是被小貝找來的?我來這裡的目的根本就不是要替你們解決什麼事情,只是照曹燁的意思安插進來博取你們信任。等這件事情完了,就會把你們一口氣解決掉,名正言順接收劉備的勢力。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAKcxmhMldti
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張飛啞然。39Please respect copyright.PENANAHUSITG8FKu
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我看著簡雍:「我早就知道你是曹燁用來造成這一團混亂的,少在那邊裝傻了。我知道的遠比你想的還要多,你不過就是個魁儡而已,遲早兩邊都沒有活路,還有空在這邊對我大小聲,真是不知死活。」39Please respect copyright.PENANASXGyIx7KjY
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簡雍震驚。39Please respect copyright.PENANAdFflPlV3pk
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我看著麋竺:「你最白癡了,什麼都不知道還在這裡跟人家湊熱鬧,真的是要笑死我。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAz8ZJVdWqJS
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麋竺啞口無言。39Please respect copyright.PENANAtP7LC1o82l
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簡雍首先反應過來,怒道:「我聽你在胡說八道!」39Please respect copyright.PENANANh6P0gCbR3
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我:「誰跟你開玩笑,你可知道我和曹燁是什麼關係?她這次來會親自到這裡就是要找我,你難道會不清楚?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAkYsX9XF7Bu
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簡雍:「我根本就不知道你在說什麼。你要想再這樣隨口胡謅誣陷我,就不要怪我不客氣了!」39Please respect copyright.PENANAqc4HJ81MQW
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我:「你不想承認也無所謂,總之事情就是這樣了。我也不知道是哪邊沒溝通好,搞得我這樣全身是傷就算了,還要給我用什麼黥刑──我不玩了,這爛攤子你們自己去解決吧,我要走了。」 39Please respect copyright.PENANAqeDjKx7kEU
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