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偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SoFo79D25
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEyJGLgFIb
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd0KftdhZw
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvcI7YoZ3J
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IFTgUBPel
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她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNGCG43kX6
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDTz5sTkJq
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCxdMkquX8
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScvhhOXp6H
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYzlzd51fF
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONqAfajXD2
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEV8qc4f1k
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nejUBHBan
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我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1pyiEwjOm
我：你呢？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpESGDgBsz
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwz2JRQV6e
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFPhi1HFGL
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBLxbepqVF
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnCbTe7pDI
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcdnwbnQZP
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcKjArmYBc
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJeA3m55gU
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBwKWsq367
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJ49k28ql2
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTLA7S7xbf
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeJz77zSNT
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrnjaC8t3I
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUsbQTK5L2
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73lGmPLuzL
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1mU7iWoeE
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZg3Chjuyy
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEyhrY62qF
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR0DP3TZrJ
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqFZ7GAcJY
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhKWpDm7lP
Marina：行邊個方向呀？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp24IOnALRs
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qUToMmvZZ
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh68HZfxnW
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0AqClyDin
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpApVbaRNES
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Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr06EapBXG
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqjCI2TD2K
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fEJEE3kL8
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkT5bwMyZZ
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEbqXt4oi2
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跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4TyQEDsxG
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Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71VAUG4JLo
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我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHsl9WJLtT
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjZRY8ZVxf
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrB2X8Yf9z
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我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgR4UrFlsf
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2umOIWT3iL
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nQ8hJhBVQ
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Marina：哦，原來係咁631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KBXZ8ZIZQ
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHqOIjkZL1
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr1kMMpRM3
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nAbU85dH2
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNd8oTZE5h
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjO8sVk2BP
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqkE4l5x0s
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygJn2OBdIf
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEuZW8dvKI
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2tSDg2JUg
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIDh0e6LJT
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS3cNfgTug
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiK7LjhuLE4
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RBw4PQ7LZ
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU0y0LGHtb
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3MeQjetj5
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfW3rFK8gD
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我：咁下次約會先啦631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDEDdFwhTH
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這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwDfR2YW37
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原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNoiJZRC9O
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沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTCVeXJ0H2
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidmWvp62af
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美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcBzySEoGR
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