過了First date後的當晚,Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。454Please respect copyright.PENANAR6J0txsE6q
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自從我採用「女裝放第一,男裝放第二」的戰術之後,「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。454Please respect copyright.PENANA7fx3mjXM0y
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配對數量方面,據我的非精密觀察,平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我;有時在高峰期,更可以在一天內match上2個女生。454Please respect copyright.PENANAjHz5JAThiM
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有時心情好,我便會審視一下個人檔案,考慮換些照片。454Please respect copyright.PENANAEJgbmlrLZb
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「哎呀!你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時,它彈出了這句。454Please respect copyright.PENANAbmPIQalOux
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原來,Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照;我的女裝三點式照片辣過火,結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。454Please respect copyright.PENANAgoFLYg3pDa
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趁著我回校上課的途中,我又Swipe了一大堆女生。454Please respect copyright.PENANAKdrvZGptcZ
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唔,這個女生也頗甜美,那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡,身穿短衣短褲,正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照,她還擁抱著那棵樹。454Please respect copyright.PENANAbkd57gkee3
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再按一下看下一張,是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照,穿著上賣一點性感,是很正常的背心。454Please respect copyright.PENANANn320XUpEK
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唔,就照樣右滑她吧!454Please respect copyright.PENANA9cl9jhxG9g
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咦,配對成功了。454Please respect copyright.PENANA76WpgaRTR7
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Elaine:you are interesting.454Please respect copyright.PENANACbSlsNNpZ6
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我:你幾時去過OP?454Please respect copyright.PENANA5e87x5XQwP
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Elaine:It's a year ago.454Please respect copyright.PENANAZS5KuswMdv
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣,是配對之後必做的事。454Please respect copyright.PENANALOL5ln1Bfm
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我:你邊間U㗎?454Please respect copyright.PENANAepZYW6kteP
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Elaine:CUHK454Please respect copyright.PENANAm67XnNIRk1
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這個女生,也算是我遇到的奇人之一。454Please respect copyright.PENANAbF2IbcNQxd
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憑我主觀判斷,她明明是本地人;但在對話時,她總是假裝自己只懂英語,從來都不會以中文回覆。454Please respect copyright.PENANARfCBXRJMoO
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Elaine:Why you have such nickname?454Please respect copyright.PENANAzXfe7WdIO7
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我:Coz I ff myself as a god.454Please respect copyright.PENANALtGJSFHsJj
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Elaine:Wow, yo have so big ego.454Please respect copyright.PENANA6u3Wo35wgY
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士,那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯454Please respect copyright.PENANAGN244A1Bqa
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我:Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?454Please respect copyright.PENANAZuEX7quuPY
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼?)454Please respect copyright.PENANAYst3dXO7Vf