第二早,我們又繼續聊。358Please respect copyright.PENANAtqcv4DSXYu
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Annie表示打算在30歲之前獲得碩士資歷。358Please respect copyright.PENANArc7GbHIxob
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Annie:我好似咁大個時已經畢咗業做嘢358Please respect copyright.PENANA2DQpjGIJnv
Annie:我大過你,而家已經搵到俾拍拖更有意義嘅事。358Please respect copyright.PENANAe7B6adm5GV
Annie:最近我掌握咗AI358Please respect copyright.PENANA3mb7uCMRde
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相處了超過一個月,Annie給我的印象是一個事業感重的女性,當她說出以上的話時,我漸漸地感受到我們之間有微微的年紀差距。358Please respect copyright.PENANArEWrVOJZWy
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Annie:唔好做女人啦,嚟M辛苦。358Please respect copyright.PENANATMUXircv0l
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我:所以我咪中意做百變怪囉,自由自在。358Please respect copyright.PENANA4nm30xa2vM
我:你係咪嚟M所以攪到你琴晚咁想傾性topic?(笑喊358Please respect copyright.PENANARm4ytvhbKH
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Annie:係,你咁清楚嘅?358Please respect copyright.PENANAgveuTVJnda
Annie:通常一嚟M啲男仔個個剩係叫人飲暖水358Please respect copyright.PENANAYedeQLyh1i
Annie:從來唔識關心女仔358Please respect copyright.PENANAmcB1AnMva5
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對於不是真正女人的我,雖然永不可能感受到什麼是真正的經痛,但是有個基本概念知道:女生經痛時,不是叫她多喝水就等於解決問題,如果當下沒法抽空陪伴她,至少也要嘗試跟她聊別的話題來分散對「痛」的注意力。358Please respect copyright.PENANAFoz6nxnkfr
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我在跟上一任女朋友交往時也是這樣做。358Please respect copyright.PENANAk22g5w0tpG
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我:雖然我係偽娘,但我仲保留好多男人嘅思考模式。358Please respect copyright.PENANA8F0uDwLL0y
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Annie:偽娘好呀,識女人心358Please respect copyright.PENANAVy1HXMVhaY
Annie:不過我不敢苟同358Please respect copyright.PENANAh7YsusnpVc
Annie:你都講過啲嘢㷫到我辣雞358Please respect copyright.PENANApN1TaKrYI9
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我:其實你係咪好小器㗎?😏358Please respect copyright.PENANAcsntk7KlGY
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Annie:係,公司啲人仲叫我開本簿記低咩事 😒358Please respect copyright.PENANABTuMLei8LB
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我的直覺告訴我,她已經在生氣我什麼,但是我又想不出那是什麼事。我只好嘗試聊不同的話題,例如工作、音樂、貓狗、旅行等等。358Please respect copyright.PENANA90ybS1wDeF
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Annie傳送了一則政府公務員的連結給我。358Please respect copyright.PENANAYOtiD6P0Qe
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Annie:去做啦,你嘅條件啱曬嘢。358Please respect copyright.PENANAYIBQJGf31C
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當說到工作和興趣,我開始感受到我們之間的共通性格愈來愈少。358Please respect copyright.PENANAc8ehAQY9Wq
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一說到公務員,我就開始把她和我的上一個match——Susan對比起來。358Please respect copyright.PENANAAKazXyDMCG
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在跟Susan聊天時,她會偏向聊旅行的話題,愛分享旅行時的所見所聞;而Annie則對出國旅行興趣不大,主要談自己怎樣渴望著工時穩定但是較為沉悶的公務員。358Please respect copyright.PENANAkSPVnYAtdH
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對於我較愛自由奔放的人來說,可寧願別人能跟我多談一點世界各地的趣事。358Please respect copyright.PENANAdPjJGXvSqJ
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本以為她生我的氣已經告一段落,於是晚飯後我們又繼續聊。358Please respect copyright.PENANAcwDwuKXJVf
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Annie:好想知你平時係咪都咁同人相處?358Please respect copyright.PENANA62NntK7FWk
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我的直覺告訴我,她有什麼事情將要罵我,態度將180度轉變,而且還會對我連珠炮發地口誅筆伐,就像毫無先兆,突如其來的暴風雨,殺個措手不及。358Please respect copyright.PENANADryQkxKe9E
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我:我平時同人相處好好嗰喎。358Please respect copyright.PENANAN1Qm4tgruk
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唉,我都知來不及了。358Please respect copyright.PENANA4RAk53JEz5
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Annie:下?358Please respect copyright.PENANA7zzuaBtxlL
Annie:咁點解你會令我成日覺得嬲同無奈?358Please respect copyright.PENANAWpnjFeTU59
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然後如我所料,她打了長篇大論罵我。358Please respect copyright.PENANASp511eZe3J
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「我當初專登有幾次唔提『豬扒』就係想test你識唔識做,原來你係咁唔識做人」358Please respect copyright.PENANAVh9mKKTNGm
「你上過討論區明知『豬扒』呢個字點解,但你三番四次係咁對我講,我覺得好冒犯」358Please respect copyright.PENANAxo1EnHbUJo
「你有冇諗過人哋聽到之後感受會點㗎?」358Please respect copyright.PENANAbg1aGFHsGE
「你仲細,咁嘅做人態度將來出到嚟一定死梗」358Please respect copyright.PENANATrxbnz9ST7
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突然我的心情晴天霹靂,啊,原來聊了超過一個月換來的結果就是這樣被罵一頓。358Please respect copyright.PENANApQfmB9yZok
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啊,原來她一直以來不願跟我外出是浪費我時間嗎?358Please respect copyright.PENANAoZqC0yNvZH
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啊,因為我年紀比你少1.5年,所以你就把我看得那麼低賤嗎?358Please respect copyright.PENANAX6wL574kiU
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啊,我做人不用你教!!!!358Please respect copyright.PENANAwPjpe8H2Zy
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我無言,最後她傳了一句:你真係覺得自己冇問題?358Please respect copyright.PENANAxKi2UIkICD
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既憤怒又失望的我馬上封鎖了她的TG,以及一切能聯絡她的方法。358Please respect copyright.PENANAxAvdLLL5gB
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封鎖她的原因並非憤怒蒙蔽自己的理智,而是:一來我神經很敏感,不想再讓她繼續罵我,我會受不住;二來我對這段關係已經絕望,我覺得連朋友都未開始便這樣吵架,開局都這樣,哪有好下場呢?我完全沒有修復的意欲。358Please respect copyright.PENANAPse6ybtSRz
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憤怒和失望的心情交織在一起,記得那一晚,我找好友Jason傾訴。358Please respect copyright.PENANAEMWPq4m9iQ
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Jason:有咩心事呀?慢慢講啦。358Please respect copyright.PENANA2qtMoxieC1
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我:我話佢「豬扒」,本身係冇惡意嘅,但⋯⋯唉!我真係唔識兜返轉頭,都唔知點算好。358Please respect copyright.PENANAAQbrOhl22I
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心情未平伏的我有點語無倫次地說著。358Please respect copyright.PENANAOfuYmVISW5
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Jason:定定嚟,慢慢講啦。358Please respect copyright.PENANALWduH9vuCn
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我稍為平伏後,說著這過半個月來跟她相處的經歷。358Please respect copyright.PENANAyWJBiCFtfC
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我:佢根撚本就喺度玩嘢,咁樣test鳩我都有嘅!!!358Please respect copyright.PENANAh0e2UyAXSi
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Jason:話說你有冇試過唔理咁多約佢出嚟見咗先?358Please respect copyright.PENANAs1L5atBXb7
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我:試咗幾次喇,一約親佢佢就會嘗試轉移話題,好似想避咁。358Please respect copyright.PENANAh0gnaDwD1U
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Jason:我當初都話㗎啦,嗰個肥妹仔,我之前一睇就覺得唔對路,邊可能同你啱傾呢?358Please respect copyright.PENANAKu9ItBSqGl
Jason:屌,呢啲嫁唔出嘅肥妹仔,擺明係bitch嚟㗎啦!358Please respect copyright.PENANASE6YR0aZ0o
Jason:平時中意發夢搵一個高大靚仔嘅歐美男子,但現實就冇人吼佢,眼高手低。358Please respect copyright.PENANAKNmSq2aHf4
Jason:我係咪又講中佢呢?358Please respect copyright.PENANAQ25Dnh8ul6
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我:佢的確係講過想溝歐美男仔。358Please respect copyright.PENANA7GzFDzoLev
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又被Jason說中,事實上我認識了Jason多麼久,Jason本來就到過世界各地遊玩,諗過國際學校,做過花花公子交不同的女生,也見過大場面,什至跟人惹過是非,對人心的了解近乎街邊擺檔的風水師;Jason什至能「以貌取人」,單從一個人的面相大概猜度一個人的性格。358Please respect copyright.PENANABn2sDZ5O4J
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我:屌佢老味!358Please respect copyright.PENANApHtIPFjE3x
我:佢而家咁即係點撚樣啫?係咪因我year 1 而佢U-grad所以我好串啲?係咪因為我年紀細所以好玩啲啫?佢仲要擺個家姐款出嚟教細路呀!!358Please respect copyright.PENANA2wPpClHvA5
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Jason:車!佢都大得係幾年啫?358Please respect copyright.PENANAuUsmocwett
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我:2年都冇啦,年半咋嘛。358Please respect copyright.PENANAjRlGYMFqlZ
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Jason:咁咪係囉,都唔係好多啫,我三十幾歲人喇,我大佢幾年添啦!叫佢試吓係我面前扮姐姐呀?我教返佢做嘢就真嘢。358Please respect copyright.PENANAEzcmBUQzNz
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我:唉,估唔到佢今日露出真面目,原來佢係咁對我。358Please respect copyright.PENANA91dI9qwnQn
我:我而家最嬲係佢嘥鳩時間,傾咗成過半月都唔肯出嚟見囉。358Please respect copyright.PENANAcet5FzPTXJ
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Jason:一隻野豬仔咋嘛。358Please respect copyright.PENANAkTbH5DqxC2
Jason:佢擺到明就係平時冇人溝,嫁唔出嘅人,然後上交友app搵食啫。358Please respect copyright.PENANASpld2cOi8Q
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我:我估唔撚到隻野豬咁撚樣撞鳩我囉。358Please respect copyright.PENANA5EVdlw0uHP
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Jason:咁叫佢試下撞我囉,哼!358Please respect copyright.PENANA1IsFKUBJhE
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Jason:所以我都唔知你嬲乜,講嚟講去,你都希望搵到個高汁又啱自己傾嘅女仔啫,係咪?358Please respect copyright.PENANAzcw0AfnFKu
Jason:淡定啲啦,而家拖都未拍就收皮,又唔係拍拖俾人分手咁傷,我諗過多排,呢件事對你就變成過眼煙雲㗎喇。358Please respect copyright.PENANA2W1w13uYGk
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經過Jason在電話上的安慰,我徹底冷靜下來。358Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9WeCdb0pL
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事隔幾日,如Jason所言我已經能繼續往前走,過回正常的日子。358Please respect copyright.PENANAmrLwJVuWF4
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事後我又反思Jason那晚講過的話,還真的有道理。358Please respect copyright.PENANAoo6Az2eWH6
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先檢討這次的經歷,我仍然需要提升自己的女人心的觀察力,避免再次出現像這次惹怒Annie的情況。358Please respect copyright.PENANAl5X6GriCoI
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其次,又是在跟Susan聊天時遇上的同類問題:聊兩星期才約會是否太慢了?我真的要調整節奏才行;還有的是,如果她在app上跟人聊很久,但是屢次不肯出來與人見面的話,那麼能發展的機會基本上已經渺茫。358Please respect copyright.PENANAOCyK4LGosi
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現在又想想Jason那晚的說話,還真的有不少道理。358Please respect copyright.PENANAYItRxWeyd4
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Annie是大學畢業生,而且還進昇讀碩士,很重視事業。358Please respect copyright.PENANAgvMHlIIxtw
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人際關係方面,她說過她的公司全都是女生,基本上除了幾個中學同學外,平日都沒有接觸男生的機會;而她平日都愛跟公司的女同事談閑事,什至放假時都會聯絡一群同事到像Starbuck、Crosstini這些地方消遣。358Please respect copyright.PENANAyFgdEEXsMi
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我已經大概掌握到她是個怎樣的人。我不像Jason,我不在此評論她的好與壞,經過過過半月,Annie這類女生適不適合我,已經心裡有數。358Please respect copyright.PENANA2oDVUfIO9v
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再想想當初match她時,本來我只想借此機會來練習跟女生溝通,而非真的為真愛而match;但是沒想到,我最後竟然認真起來,真諷刺。358Please respect copyright.PENANA2SCYqAUGtw
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在Tinder上,有很多大陸和外國人,Annie是我在這個app上繼Susan之後,遇上的第二個香港女生,但我這次竟然被「港女」反弄一道,不禁苦笑。358Please respect copyright.PENANAxVJmG95H26
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好了,繼續找下個吧。