《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlVWLGdQbU

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPSu0BdxlA
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「答對囉！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNva1MCnVYb
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPw4pYblx7
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMyyRcU9OT
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「咦咦咦！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCPwKrIBM1
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3wfXZNSsX
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPhMObfm2r
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「要開始囉！一號！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTmJk0rzFO
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是三岐。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVttzkyjdU
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqXehLLF2G
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWbtXlaoJh
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj2FlKgFF9
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後面追著兩個人。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9RPRPKAJN
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCcEc9Sy2f
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00Vy6QQOrm
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmNxTtFqLO
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我加快腳步。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK1SMtThoX
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ642ypShsj3
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOhdR2U54V
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNErZ6DoQSH
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd9bs2BfCp
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgpiLCLQSy
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrscmWUXRo
我開始默默祈禱。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki4gOzuQ4K
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD6ydSqIJZ
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhkrInjP9q
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三岐走下台。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdVfScM03j
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmemkKV6hP
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUO15VwgeG
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHXCm6kxh5
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHofHsa26A
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULQySB0iYl
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0UfKBxm5k
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtpvTu49VF
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2ORddXMKx
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「五十。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl09wpNoYH
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcBz7crY2m
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ2Oyd9zbn
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUXC6lzlfm
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStYTxRRrjE
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdTIPv4hIy
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「因為這是背景設定。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt60xxCNas
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyRWGIMUmX
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ62kaFl50e
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「再縮短一點。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CQaVoKmJZ
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe4FwLpeiH
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「再短一點。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fWRT1iG6u
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCEn8rkgTQ
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSzo3OxC2D
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGOkvQrS4A
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「世債哈樓。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9924B9esc
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D2SCQHGKD
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiopSkNJmQ1
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1uQFIP7RX
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「請把酒放回桌上。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnflNvXEASQ
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd2y1ldNXK
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkObGBIkSz
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbeJSPdmL3
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7KBaqxG8z
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsfG6uom68
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ311klZUBqo
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqzZtBJUDk
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi78xClXoLK
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIqGyBmK3A
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HXW4sFEDR
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSzNd6FcY8
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「貓公爵是什麼？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKafk1KdFUI
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXdROp3UfE
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTJvG5s2PS
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbRglexfoi
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvkkxBz9H6
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofWI1aicav
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOparaDaOLu
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「三等於八。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZLLOqnTIx
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprUhQKx05s
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBq2jiATDK
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETWg220v3J
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi29W6WyVi
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPYPwlNKwv
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpAktRz9fH
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你們這群小王八蛋。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GnCfNEOvF
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu68VVJ9AH
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJcQFEv3yo
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YAHaMWua6
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR3JxYqK5X
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvdcdhEI3Z
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBNe0TYvbE
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2ZAGPvev8
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6TVX9YXwl
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeeoLaJHEk
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBUwJCr6WG
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogpP19djMe
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0jxy2Uk3f
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmDvgFuOas
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN3iWuFxJI
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSOTeHxM9d
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62xqNXt2lI
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe85akYhM6L
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdhTp7xl4H
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLUxbtfmXk
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「廢話！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJfeMCGzh3
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GX8e1FDyy
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqtrGVwtVV
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cSHwjUQls
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2AjVNTaov
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「三等於八等於五十。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VdZy9J53y
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqgF7Z2bwX
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1TKlzDDDX
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINfgM2MTHV
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF0OFN7PqE
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HQRPnYMnu
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6GFr1qrtr
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMr3OU07pg
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCCtAT9EVy
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbKEZiUa19
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXAvrGeLuE
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR89Mg3CN5q
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo739jbjjZH
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3nqhtnaPI
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDavLLqpkV
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZLN7Oohb0
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIMdrH9sIG
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJV1KMCc0I
這時，小女孩───」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvn4W9u7XN
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhAs5lesAl
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJNMPZvRUt
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1BgYjFeZE
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFH18bLg4v
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpoLdACKkr
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「完美結尾！？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcqSZTfzrB
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdPFO8KJmL

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45UrCYO9wb
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr27zQNQ99Z
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難得沒有事件發生。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX7LXH3gjT
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柳困依然單身。

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