《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdobYb47q2g

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEPlKMyjNU
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「答對囉！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDzR4LZCtb
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8e5iW3vdk
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr0IHU46Zq
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「咦咦咦！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3cem2beK6
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyMSEdZrhF
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdvtbW8X95
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「要開始囉！一號！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UQQc1r8Tv
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是三岐。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjtYwaAEON
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc64UZ564g8
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCElpwm4Kjn
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqC3d5siAxh
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後面追著兩個人。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89N0K3KgeR
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VRiCP7ZGP
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cp91KBKTu
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPENnc6Ll8g
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我加快腳步。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPZ77KjCDC
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wdxbcUYMA
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ1nSVkVWe
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtIPEI1jpt
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9UvzCSJ1l
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1ghpo63QN
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DWVbP74Q4
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZxbzMPlGB
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHClYtkjWQ
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三岐走下台。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1LM4OIbSd
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxV9wr2TAE
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc5g1Q28PX
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRXjdXKtyE
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRk234ZR0b
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJr3YZqGtE
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtmUy8fHHN
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSlCPu7ejj
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FuLHZrsYo
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「五十。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoliK32BRE
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj0BlBZlSd
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHFKYy8qYT
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFABVdlDmb
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdr5ss6UHq
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZQzkI3BJ0
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「因為這是背景設定。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBkvaPwadg
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbXfux6AZY
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUzYVPA7Wl
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「再縮短一點。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFTB52TAyn
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvnVenEefV
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「再短一點。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu208iU1kd
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBJsTmsSpi
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbpeNylSoB
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAjFEFw1qP
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「世債哈樓。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqsKqrfzIO
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJnUZy9Uze
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMfK3qEpJ9
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxaRMNGqL4
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「請把酒放回桌上。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecYSjBRcIH
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZVEIUfU4C
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxudyMd86S
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmy1AVsqKh
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmi5T0UM8O
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1x90Bbl2d
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsJR9oNknm
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIq7Cw9F9b
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zU5I9HGWR
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGfKkbOwQV
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfV9Rtmo6j
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KrXfrth99
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「貓公爵是什麼？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCmk2kii6O
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHRVHj5dr6
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwjTNddKNc
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXszlgGski
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm2Ze4374e
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB4obUnXFk
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaQD3DRV8I
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「三等於八。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpz60993YO
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVLNikaWxR
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEred1w9yp0
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmUH2WOabY
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFJcijr4Ah
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3No674ubaV
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tKLWFSwdz
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你們這群小王八蛋。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG72sQEDn6F
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rrvUhqq4K
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEWUGqmpGj
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKDvxr8ktm
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXmlCTUykh
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7psKwRsxZc
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3BihBrU63
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfILNwVll8
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWhsMABB5l
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgkS83Kvg3
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFsvXrMkQK
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「廢話！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQqmJutwzN
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLf7uQAvSk
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4mmteQzbQ
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAmmNp33EA
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1xc7CAwOB
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2dna0GqL5
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbuA3WxQ9J
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vVR0rKuhc
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX2ZkeIqgz
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQhSLfEpcG
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5K2wKUBM0
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvXBbwwX2v
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWqxTe68QM
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOPlRK44Kg
這時，小女孩───」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILJgZz8mtA
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBmtmRqORm
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98UP8nhsc0
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwlHBXxRCg
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVmJXiFkdu
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblGWRjDQd9

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRxCmW3cf9
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpvLS4P1Uc
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難得沒有事件發生。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5r5UrlYEf
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