《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY0f1TETr6

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewM16tKVWR
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「答對囉！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLjMlnKEKT
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7fvlx5skp
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaifxpwG5Qi
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「咦咦咦！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwDRWWp1Xq
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uP4coURI9
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DPo8q3ejA
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「要開始囉！一號！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ5Col0wm2
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是三岐。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtsEiPs9dJ
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kv3gsHiGw
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL1HaOazKo
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgiEmo1o5N
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後面追著兩個人。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK719hHOT68
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ5egFetVe
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR0JMICiD1
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BBJGVqFix
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我加快腳步。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0gDg2rmat
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWino951Pyt
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod5nkz3NgX
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuTZwEv2aE
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkxFyDV2XM
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FuZlhervh
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynE3kCLk6X
我開始默默祈禱。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvW4kI07tL
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ3QwUI5yH
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbXlbIYOJT
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三岐走下台。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO5GuMrAH6
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJJFxZQZI4
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6md79bsB5
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08EgkJHcQQ
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4OgTBQnp7
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFdxctnSIi
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRSB9FRw80
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxxrmFuY3R
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2WydKmOUB
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「五十。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaYF7tqR2l
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bG2skEGdt
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdH0gss5I6
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCTAVI4jfg
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0WirGazSE
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9kp4gRw37
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「因為這是背景設定。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbbbD53Xok
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MNtn2QEmC
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyiDY3ujdq
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「再縮短一點。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6ViCpmUBq
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE7FriWh4c
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「再短一點。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFDMxfYp8R
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjE1feMYKI
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu3zbbk16T
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwcss8asTi
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「世債哈樓。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15prqT3DyM
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe1k73ddTD
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqVAm22T68
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm93x4tiG9I
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「請把酒放回桌上。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15dim7GsCe
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCJVHOfrHN
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1DVtwDRWY
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZK6tqKBkq
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6PCv8r8AM
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmdBHnB9vv
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkT2zhknFu
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqBpZgNn5J
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvz8HcUJyk7
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CsgPzCPE3
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sbdSqdmIa
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlyJeb82rm
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「貓公爵是什麼？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx92rtwiUbk
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt2Ax9mYkH
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgAOgMZ2T0
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8ON9g1Ynr
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9GJrvvUpl
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMMOjj5frk
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxWwqapHuP
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「三等於八。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUdVZyY1X9
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8co0tSoi1V
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSobI1SPwc
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKZepcDi3h
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rLM8w8X2o
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TcC7Hsld5
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPtnL3jQs2
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你們這群小王八蛋。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoNkWMWWwh
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1jLJ9i3S7
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIoaPTdA0V
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nXvhOlZN7
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDrahEM0NF
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rF7Q7Nnz1
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf5H5C1wvy
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp8AOo2U77
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgYottMyxT
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvwQOtyQ2t
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yCn8hvTAX
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuDN3VP6Zo
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBYz5QA0K3
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuapUZBu0S
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQJkgDYp3A
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoxIqV8YS5
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWFpjUtjvl
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTIHbRbX0N
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtq7JbISNJ
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdywgTob4n
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「廢話！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzKG4KymI0
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZEK3AqKh7
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K7zErtTMF
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuyMQOTDfI
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7FgDkuCgV
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPieaVKoBQ
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「三等於八等於五十。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2kWk7fEdi
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIj1R1MavN
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBuTZFor4D
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJmiYKRucU
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh241TVCNhC
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmyUFYLJKO
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlRxwDPr8d
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSaPwLKm0V
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIwMJzjiB1
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSUlgz2fKq
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHIIPZDByw
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzWkwIGcKb
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXl0fAglcJ
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TQIRf43qg
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdRleIQEIT
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3icey6OMg
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQBPoigMIW
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUeixtspRj
這時，小女孩───」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypdMn24RTL
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyrxWM3AGh
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqXsNLtMxp
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j9equ1gjr
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCrDzmJ3VJ
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrdqknT23j
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「完美結尾！？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9dVugHQ4K
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtNPBRp1Ch

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlvP1fIPo6
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2aeRt74lL
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當日結果：284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpTsp6c21n
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難得沒有事件發生。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFgY9SP2Z0
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柳困依然單身。

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