我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakf2TaBNsq
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhfjs1ZAvx
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WKAe4jpaH
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKkh3YP7uW
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn7BdUh0RU
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffsD2RaJ51
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShHfmRd1Dh
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvHXQ2okf0
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeaxuTpC1g
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6yMvMsMLu
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVThpLvG7vh
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pYGpMP5qo

「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACBQ9XNfPV
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLz50Akrf9
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9i2FShRzw
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItVYAg4kEV

「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFMwImW1tC
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiYuQkgNyz
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「這個又不會醉！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2qeEOlhLz
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVwIwRMJXu
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「九十六。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLTzmZmyKJ
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4FC1SENJn
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0PDjXtNj8
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OOukyIY2J
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1s3wXj2Ho
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjHGIG9YMz
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「一。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSLT41QiMe
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKH3c7SIBL
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「現在是怪我囉！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPvv4YA5Xa
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQikH3XLPMB
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQZ5OxWaQA
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIFEPB1gMF

「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ7IVPCid5
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「鬼才需要！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2o0cCs3bs
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdX9Qdvdsm
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4gWgplhtT
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMy71M3utH

「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIzMHQiYMw
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxqLSJd1nS
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcPTo9Hmct
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPPJcO0HPX
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCqGbm06HC
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YvsJvUkNR

「讓他清醒啊？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3uo9jGpVM
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCwvUwEZhc

「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM63Z3Ja0sn
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysJcHQJM8E
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuMoTiL9Pk

「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFC0x2ClKE
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme8z3D4Yi4
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1NhyTDXLd
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxelfp6FET
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMggzFcAwH
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8he8Rtf8t

「Je suis très triste.」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Skur0KS0b
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA6rPxS3RP
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「法文。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZqGSrmQO6
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt6jCGUYbK
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「我很難過。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpq2gYSAxY
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGoKgfwzNR
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWwWPFJhfd
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HCJ3iLbVi
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVUdFc5HM0

「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPWn1isvPt
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHGsjsIpb7

「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKIk2EYUmJ
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2oXhjNKRK
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnN9kIO2mL
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENZTXgsNGB

「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEhtcfB45S
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGV3PNRo7F

「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT7NLWGheF
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「我有一個方法。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTUzpXAWsX
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「什麼方法？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpvG0a6J6c
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM1A3RiqF8

「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWHIwuNwI7
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOjfKkP5kE
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM7eNf7giK

「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEvwOwChEM
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoFO4sBYLF
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhdPuYg6Dd
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeheJ6ZV6C
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCdITmMYTp
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsZ49pUZkV
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AAHoymXMD
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3htvZL9uu4

「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlz3c0jHhI
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4E1dVPjzc
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5fnMujQ0S
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBa5MDR8OS
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0HHbgT2ZS

「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kM9CxUfGz
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcJo4uPHTT

「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a8GcTQi2B
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayWzrgMmgy
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HWX41m6Rd
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXZ1nCjjpD
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hywkYY1Wp
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fJrXH2Abp
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XxjGh8W3k
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3wKGduWXr
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIHhKlPVgL
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ76ODUuzfT
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56MVUbyO56
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P5QsmB5Sg
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXZZ96I7Ep
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡippYqIf9yo
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVHMuPYYg6
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEB2qcxr9f
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「他就在偷懶咩。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOOHMF6Nxu
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyBbjyOxcF
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKdkfUxTGh
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrQD9Vvkd2
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK7tLntDgL
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfHkMOBrqy
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iNEEswo9Q

「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cEmD08gy3
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「你是在哪聽到的？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH98bSAwIy
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9deIQxSLhe

「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxWqpL4wOq
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqwSQnSbmw
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「製造假車禍。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0tyYsdHhE
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「車又不是你在開！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpYPCYCUui
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「相信我，我可以的。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2NxsKSWK0
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPezxiYt1e
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnM9biK5lU
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「不！可！以！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0jJfDEpA7
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIxFFfzxGi
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIwoucHJls

「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSInWLWz6c2
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0Evi8lTBT

「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq9MWfZPSK
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「誰會帶啊！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh1n9FcVUk
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkAn1Il2JA
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnxjgCxgiA
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n0ccWxJPQ
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPjbgJt1Ho

    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4lkcpzpWP
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkQyGVEmiB
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF8OLSXySo

「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwomuBY3Fh
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyYWRH0NYw
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGE1TFNPrp
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH4JUukz8s
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocJoiW4Pux
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「為什麼？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcfNnGopDA
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED4LFgexsr
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkPTkI6CPO
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD60aAUQAOG

    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uRWqiPKyS
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「「對。」」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJIFfMBiAp
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFjtQERQt1
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR8BMbrSO0
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHErBPs5yvt

「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmhwYt6gDJ
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ciyuUqVuH
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ549B5pAngb

「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVBViwIEuI
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「我的包包裡面。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgSF10W3FM
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPCtiyojPW
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtFn6QSURR

「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSDD4ZsabH
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9KeclhxgO

「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDjvb8oY0M
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ErIjjdoZt
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX79RCxl9e
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLfYibhtRR
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUpESaa47V
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdbCW40tSE
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMBPauv9ci
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHK7JaR4ri
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmEIdBMdrY
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pJGx1kpv7

「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfKNUh7r85
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeL6bXnpho
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWRwQ28tFR
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr85464O6wC
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBaODN6SaO
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnT6IPjBIg
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtyI2MvWsg

「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13rLpJKtg4
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqVwNP9TB8
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「嘖。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEprH2RVxvZ
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbZLxfc79Z
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7U1xmjDUY

「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIMj1CgB06
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「方方子是誰啦！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3cVvopHDA
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf89D19OK3U
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEohR42ny9x
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXcv85IKmg
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepWLpaqfeh
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhCcYiZIEe
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrRrn2LU8A
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCrdVmI2lt
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv7N4AKHKx
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalIfcXBWYf
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3Qg79mvCW
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU0oP4W3TO
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDISljnWCRL
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQI5n7C01Q
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjqh6uNCrk
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLH6XpbmeX

「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspsg0e63Xl
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8fKQMGQYa

「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBzA61Zmay
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7dEwkAMCC
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiUOzkSUT5

「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3lLKrDlcv
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuXlrOXs7G
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQwCgpkSXn

「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9C3EQIqDJN
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EdkpdNQgz

「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vI4xlEwtL
377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQjFmV5Evu

「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsMit1oyln
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEvRLWRoqS
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2v6kxmc17
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbArEDUpUAM
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(同一時間，教室內)377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRLhcuvJxQ
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe04sFWVF3y
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrEzh3M6bT
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsbFHiOkFO
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「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSanBwVMnkK
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「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好！！」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AbqA9Saa9
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhsenu4BlB
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    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo2JxjytFJ
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    在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面，因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XFEheBgBW
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMFnM4h9Wd
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    地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmr6CfOkof
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    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKDQtvCiFo