飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。403Please respect copyright.PENANASjIP9R4Kzs
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。403Please respect copyright.PENANAQYSOMjXJ0K
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。403Please respect copyright.PENANApzMGGsKj1h
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?403Please respect copyright.PENANAE4IFtDgsPc
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi403Please respect copyright.PENANA4sWexJbc4m
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。403Please respect copyright.PENANA8g20nRhVsF
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。403Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5TmGCa2J4
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。403Please respect copyright.PENANA1PUki3ZfEg
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。403Please respect copyright.PENANAlYpu0k181h
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。403Please respect copyright.PENANAQrSHMnIbtG
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。403Please respect copyright.PENANAegy1jNsOIQ
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。403Please respect copyright.PENANAGsgczFrvgb
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。403Please respect copyright.PENANAueLgtymVlw
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。403Please respect copyright.PENANAq4vaXsQtAL
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。403Please respect copyright.PENANAUuRbnxlI0O
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!403Please respect copyright.PENANAl2oqAmLWDJ
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。403Please respect copyright.PENANAReEZxNSm1Z
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。403Please respect copyright.PENANAiZUMmWLckF
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。403Please respect copyright.PENANABWBfQI2FOw
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。403Please respect copyright.PENANANURVAM2MXy
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?403Please respect copyright.PENANARv9xwhaWsJ
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。403Please respect copyright.PENANAXwFVTp7sbY
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。403Please respect copyright.PENANAh1EQ99kTov
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。403Please respect copyright.PENANAUHUFZEk6e5
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。403Please respect copyright.PENANAeyPMzjWhnW
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。403Please respect copyright.PENANAgQhBjbgb5i
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?403Please respect copyright.PENANAJeliCnxp3T
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。403Please respect copyright.PENANAhLHuxaXj2o
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?403Please respect copyright.PENANAoHPs7Omt3Q
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)