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張飛笑道：「不用擔心，她的衣服已經穿好了。諸葛老弟，幾年不見，你好像變了不少。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFOlB2w2iY
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我懂他的意思，如果是諸葛亮這時候大概已經上去性騷擾了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtqrghMUU6
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我這才放下手，轉回正面，虛應：「人都是會變的。像你也變了不少，一下子都認不出來了。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc9OEHMGAH
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張飛笑了下：「哈哈哈，你那個是腦袋摔到了吧。不過我這幾年也遇上不少事，倒不是不能理解。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTr2F54Rls
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我：「先別說這些了，給我介紹一下吧。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYWv7t9zxH
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張飛點點頭，看著那女子：「鏡兒，人終於到你面前了，還等什麼？」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4IhIJYRTi
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ2Oxz3Tg6
女子面對我，一個鞠躬，開口：「諸葛先生，我是鏡兒啊，真的是好久不見了。我現在高七尺、重八十斤……對了，那時候還小忘了跟你說，我的生辰八字是初平二年生，生辰辛末、辛丑、壬午、壬寅。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7ESq4ArsK
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不要每一集都讓我說一次。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PK0lXppcw
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這是種冗長、不簡略、沒有重點、根本騙字數的自我介紹，就算妳偷偷改成文言文也不會比較好，還介紹到生辰八字根本搞笑，以為自己來提親的？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcUIYoOEpu
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鏡兒：「我一直在等您呢。請您算一算，我們的八字合嗎？」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtJ9N2l1Fm
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八字。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBzGrP4cBZ
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合嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnsnWmkqpt
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話說、我記得、好像是說，古代女子的命字和八字都是秘密，只有提親的時候才會用到。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX7OhO4jpZ
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所以真的是來提親的？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQOZYzcBbR
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我試探地問：「怎麼這麼問？」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDPqtHagbl
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3QWmB9qZV
鏡兒正要開口，張飛卻搶著道：「我說諸葛老弟，貴人多忘事啊。你說小孩子長得快，再見面要記得帶上她給你認識，怎麼，難道你忘了？」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak69EUq6KA
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……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2l9P8tnyo5
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認識一下無所謂，但你就叫她在我面前脫光光驗明正身就不好了吧？男未婚女未嫁的，你這樣搞會讓她的身價變低知道嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohpsAZuaqJ
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以上那些我無所謂，真的。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAe9qe5fwg
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但你知道我老婆在旁邊嗎？你知道她是個超級醋罈子嗎？你知道她會把人打成豬頭嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7lTUWvLwr
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我知道你真的不知道，好吧不怪你。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9tGhanhUH
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我：「真是抱歉，我已經成婚了。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLWwirr0Ts
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張飛愣住，鏡兒也愣住。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5SEGam7pv
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這個。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjyS59gRqT
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我說了什麼不得體的話嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqnYErtE7s
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張飛聳聳肩，嘆了口氣，勉強地笑了下：「也是，都過了這麼久，跟孩子的玩笑話怎麼能一直記住呢。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfIKDL6YrZ
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到底是怎樣啦，一定要這樣拐彎抹角？說清楚好不好？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcLfZs1uuL
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我還來不及問，那名女子卻已經紅了眼眶。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGC5Bl0Sjk
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不是吧？我剛剛好像聽到「孩子」？不會是已經生了孩子要我負責吧？不可以這樣諸葛亮享受過程卻要我沒事就帶著一個拖油瓶吧？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUlsqsPc46
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算了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWBPBcalQu
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我決定了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQr9qLemA0
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我：「不瞞你們說，其實我真的是腦袋摔到了，而且還因此得了失憶症，所以很多事情都想不起來。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzhpGZ7M1q
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兩個人──三個人都用「以為自己是吃巧克力卻吃到人類排泄物」的表情看著我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YJx4hxxet
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我不管，就算死賴到底，我也絕對不幫諸葛亮照顧孩子。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EHfbO8aCV
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張飛先回過神：「這樣啊……真是世事多變。所以你還記得多少事情？」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsGyKyDFDv
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我：「我的回憶大多斷斷續續而不是一段完整的，所以我也沒辦法完全說明清楚。不過你不需要擔心，現在的情況我很清楚，不會妨礙我辦正事。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95qCHph8ES
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張飛沉吟了下，卻只是說：「所以你不記得鏡兒的事情了？」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzNxxKvmac
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我：「我很抱歉。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUa5xbVeJN
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張飛：「但是……」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq1rkN4mf2
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鏡兒這時開口：「沒關係的，一切都只是我一廂情願而已。唉，不能怪諸葛先生，只能怪我命苦。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK82Qwu0FL
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為什麼要搞得我好像是個負心漢的樣子？為什麼我什麼都沒做就要幫諸葛亮揹黑鍋？妳說說看為什尛啊！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NhH5MvUxD
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我這時發現我竟然還有良心，而且良心竟然會受不了譴責，只好開口：「如果我真的做了什麼不該做的事，那我會盡量負責任的。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt0U2Fa52s
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我只能盡量，從我本來就沒錢的口袋裡擠出一點贍養費之類的，至於娶妳是不可能的、就算當小妾也是不可能的，因為我會沒命。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaB1PahBWD
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鏡兒搖搖頭：「不了，就當作什麼事都沒有發生吧。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SWi2vmu5V
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唉。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡushwSsnG0v
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我這個人就是吃軟不吃硬啊，尤其是面對女人的時候。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvWQY7YSSc
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我看向張飛：「男子漢敢做敢當作，雖然我不記得了，還是請你將事情說給我聽吧。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43shBWpZHW
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張飛：「鏡兒，不管怎麼樣，我還是跟他說一下吧。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmerSxcfZUD
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鏡兒沉默，點點頭。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8X8biZ8zk9
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張飛：「鏡兒是夏侯家的人，伯父便是曹操帳下的大將夏侯淵。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfz1OM5NE2
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原來是她！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJRo2mJ2rh
如果我沒記錯，張飛就是娶了個夏侯家的女人回家。而且根據記載，張飛的女兒嫁給劉禪，年紀應該跟劉禪差不多同歲，他們兩個現在有個孩子也是挺正常的，不奇怪。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZluUTbxT0
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不過，還是很奇怪。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy16i6vV1u
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你們兩個自己搞出來的孩子就不需要賴在我頭上了吧？我看起來有這麼好欺負？你們這對姦夫淫──咳，總之，你們自己生了孩子就給我自己養，不要想賴給我！ 39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFsaYXmMYO
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