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張飛笑道：「不用擔心，她的衣服已經穿好了。諸葛老弟，幾年不見，你好像變了不少。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcF0sOBXVC
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我懂他的意思，如果是諸葛亮這時候大概已經上去性騷擾了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEPrQyazBN
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我這才放下手，轉回正面，虛應：「人都是會變的。像你也變了不少，一下子都認不出來了。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODg6RSVHdh
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張飛笑了下：「哈哈哈，你那個是腦袋摔到了吧。不過我這幾年也遇上不少事，倒不是不能理解。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN9pH8wyVD
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我：「先別說這些了，給我介紹一下吧。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYVWQMJ0my
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張飛點點頭，看著那女子：「鏡兒，人終於到你面前了，還等什麼？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs73RHxpuFI
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女子面對我，一個鞠躬，開口：「諸葛先生，我是鏡兒啊，真的是好久不見了。我現在高七尺、重八十斤……對了，那時候還小忘了跟你說，我的生辰八字是初平二年生，生辰辛末、辛丑、壬午、壬寅。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiaObOqeXs
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不要每一集都讓我說一次。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx9kqjeL08
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這是種冗長、不簡略、沒有重點、根本騙字數的自我介紹，就算妳偷偷改成文言文也不會比較好，還介紹到生辰八字根本搞笑，以為自己來提親的？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit5VrOeIvG
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鏡兒：「我一直在等您呢。請您算一算，我們的八字合嗎？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMZ8pfA171
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八字。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtdnstJ6xz
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合嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRbAZLUL13
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話說、我記得、好像是說，古代女子的命字和八字都是秘密，只有提親的時候才會用到。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj36xgQOSc
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所以真的是來提親的？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eSjLPhRQY
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我試探地問：「怎麼這麼問？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZkxwewBbK
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鏡兒正要開口，張飛卻搶著道：「我說諸葛老弟，貴人多忘事啊。你說小孩子長得快，再見面要記得帶上她給你認識，怎麼，難道你忘了？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67SvkkkiKE
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……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgX5witQ0t
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認識一下無所謂，但你就叫她在我面前脫光光驗明正身就不好了吧？男未婚女未嫁的，你這樣搞會讓她的身價變低知道嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFbhUP0CO3
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以上那些我無所謂，真的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5gkITHURi
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但你知道我老婆在旁邊嗎？你知道她是個超級醋罈子嗎？你知道她會把人打成豬頭嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwm3J0HcYF
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我知道你真的不知道，好吧不怪你。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLYXOl2SLM
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我：「真是抱歉，我已經成婚了。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtB2ZTzobC
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張飛愣住，鏡兒也愣住。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU8f5cPsPX
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這個。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WLl4p0fwA
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我說了什麼不得體的話嗎？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspFBlXQWJn
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張飛聳聳肩，嘆了口氣，勉強地笑了下：「也是，都過了這麼久，跟孩子的玩笑話怎麼能一直記住呢。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSZUM6VZsH
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到底是怎樣啦，一定要這樣拐彎抹角？說清楚好不好？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZxH6AykMO
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我還來不及問，那名女子卻已經紅了眼眶。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B4OAiQijp
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不是吧？我剛剛好像聽到「孩子」？不會是已經生了孩子要我負責吧？不可以這樣諸葛亮享受過程卻要我沒事就帶著一個拖油瓶吧？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk6uWo4mlD
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算了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QibtCuCVD
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我決定了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpknhPyXrz
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我：「不瞞你們說，其實我真的是腦袋摔到了，而且還因此得了失憶症，所以很多事情都想不起來。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qXtlC5JhQ
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兩個人──三個人都用「以為自己是吃巧克力卻吃到人類排泄物」的表情看著我。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze3jJw71dR
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我不管，就算死賴到底，我也絕對不幫諸葛亮照顧孩子。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsDLY2a1s2
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張飛先回過神：「這樣啊……真是世事多變。所以你還記得多少事情？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEYr8vwRdR
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我：「我的回憶大多斷斷續續而不是一段完整的，所以我也沒辦法完全說明清楚。不過你不需要擔心，現在的情況我很清楚，不會妨礙我辦正事。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlhFOrTfEH
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張飛沉吟了下，卻只是說：「所以你不記得鏡兒的事情了？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IEziYgTmh
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我：「我很抱歉。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8XpCTp2QV
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張飛：「但是……」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcyfndgwoJ
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鏡兒這時開口：「沒關係的，一切都只是我一廂情願而已。唉，不能怪諸葛先生，只能怪我命苦。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMePKmeDIl
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為什麼要搞得我好像是個負心漢的樣子？為什麼我什麼都沒做就要幫諸葛亮揹黑鍋？妳說說看為什尛啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zSPaoANSl
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我這時發現我竟然還有良心，而且良心竟然會受不了譴責，只好開口：「如果我真的做了什麼不該做的事，那我會盡量負責任的。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NVzBnUG89
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我只能盡量，從我本來就沒錢的口袋裡擠出一點贍養費之類的，至於娶妳是不可能的、就算當小妾也是不可能的，因為我會沒命。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t8Gu5qJiw
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鏡兒搖搖頭：「不了，就當作什麼事都沒有發生吧。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeqIAZIjoB
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唉。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0rW4l3BrT
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我這個人就是吃軟不吃硬啊，尤其是面對女人的時候。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS0JMmK8jR
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我看向張飛：「男子漢敢做敢當作，雖然我不記得了，還是請你將事情說給我聽吧。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkvyiQbBUj
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張飛：「鏡兒，不管怎麼樣，我還是跟他說一下吧。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzt0uPB1bX
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鏡兒沉默，點點頭。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrylhm3vzv
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張飛：「鏡兒是夏侯家的人，伯父便是曹操帳下的大將夏侯淵。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1oe1orvLc
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原來是她！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsOcDQUrka
如果我沒記錯，張飛就是娶了個夏侯家的女人回家。而且根據記載，張飛的女兒嫁給劉禪，年紀應該跟劉禪差不多同歲，他們兩個現在有個孩子也是挺正常的，不奇怪。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZ6XQJ2usM
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不過，還是很奇怪。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgEaVFYCtk
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你們兩個自己搞出來的孩子就不需要賴在我頭上了吧？我看起來有這麼好欺負？你們這對姦夫淫──咳，總之，你們自己生了孩子就給我自己養，不要想賴給我！ 44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4zMTMiLpB
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