「你個宇智波鼬cos得超型囉！」這是來自其中一位女生，配對成功之後對我說的首句話。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwlBW4pSd4
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基本上，女生跟我配對之後，她們的開場白80%都是評論著我的首張大頭照，也就是女裝樣子。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcGnYzM7pf
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不過總有一些例外就是，女生把焦點放在我的第二張相片——宇智波鼬cosplay。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBHnFmf4bQ
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聊天就是隨緣，總有人是話題終結者，談過幾句之後，我便失去了認識的意欲；總有人是持續地引發我的興趣，使我很想深入認識究竟。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQAf4DGT8Z
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Bumble的世界，可算是外籍人多，真有不少女生是居住在香港的外籍人士，我遇到的基本上都是歐美國籍。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy00WwU2REB
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「I appreciate your Itachi cosplay!!!」Yuli。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCVwN1Fy3h
「Your cosplay is cool!!」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFYklMkyPO
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我配對上Yuli之後，又開展了一場對話。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMGg4HHt23
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Yuli的職業是一個銀行顧問，她是美國籍；但是我看她的照片，皮膚是黃的，個子也看似矮小，完全不像歐美血統的人。應該是僑民吧？378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWlwQGuffR
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論顏值，樣子普普通通還可以，臉有點嬰兒胖，也蠻襯托著她矮小的身形。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz26TJSuK4K
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我：yep, did u aslo watch Boruto（博人傳）?378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5kFMMujpk
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Yuli：A little bit378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4soS0ZAxxx
Yuli：But I hate it.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoHFYYq9yW
Yuli：Naruto and Sasuke are weakened.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqL3hi7cgx
（鳴佐被弱化）378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEsBwepuc4
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（真正的英語人士，在日常聊天是使用更多的縮寫和更多informal language，例如you會寫成u、let me寫成lemme，為方便讀者閱讀和理解，我會盡量把這些縮寫還原和翻譯。）378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikojYHiP3j
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使用交友app久了，總會摸到一些套路。這些套路包括聊天該聊甚麼內容。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZJfh8HRG7
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其實來來去去都是先來個開場白，開場白都不外乎圍繞著照片來說；見照片有貓談貓、有狗談狗、有蛋糕談蛋糕。自我介紹大可不必，因為都已經在個人檔案上寫好了出來，自己按進去看就可以，不用問。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXp2MfrEMW
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聊完開場白之後，其次就是離不開個人興趣，接著的事其實大家都猜到，Yuli都是跟我聊火影忍者的劇情。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHsSPB9Hib
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論Yuli回覆信息的頻率，基本上都是一天兩三次。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNnNjndruw
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「你呢，要去識多啲鬼妹，佢哋啱你啲！」我又不禁回想起那天在壽司店裡，Jason對我說的一番話。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolYuQS3FQq
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嗯，也許我真的要試一試。人生總有很多個第一次。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N47c1F5dV
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我：hang out next Sun?378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPJ61WfLiV
（星期日要出來嗎？）378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDDt4LbPk7
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聊了一個星期，又是該約見面的時候。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdqhXKnNiT
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說真的，自從我初嘗約會，約見過Lia之後，我就比以前更大膽去約女生出來見面。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBN0jcpXNW0
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人的膽子就是鍛煉出來，第一次做事，可能又驚又喜，把它當成大白象工程一樣；但之後習慣了，就不再當它是怎一回事。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Vb0qACbaL
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幾個月前，初嘗交友app，在下載之後的那一刻，心情又驚又喜，完全不知道該怎樣把網上的女生約出來；但是現在，經過了第一次、第二次、甚至更多次，我已經摸出一點點的公式。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapO9YGnwXd
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Yuli：yep, where u want?378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgiwssMzF6
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