x
155Please respect copyright.PENANA7etKpxW8o7
155Please respect copyright.PENANACcd0h5teDA
我是一個普通的男人。155Please respect copyright.PENANAkK4zgxDeAJ
ns 172.70.131.153da2 我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。155Please respect copyright.PENANAwunAeo0mjY
155Please respect copyright.PENANAshCz09YDlR
155Please respect copyright.PENANAshCz09YDlR
但是如果硬要說的話,觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。155Please respect copyright.PENANAUpaE7RgzsD
155Please respect copyright.PENANAbQlwDINwbm
155Please respect copyright.PENANAbQlwDINwbm
因為這個原因,所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。155Please respect copyright.PENANAEfw7713afc
155Please respect copyright.PENANAILOxS089cN
155Please respect copyright.PENANAILOxS089cN
現在是早上八點十分,我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。155Please respect copyright.PENANAR5zjbk5aq0
155Please respect copyright.PENANAcxk3H38vt1
155Please respect copyright.PENANAcxk3H38vt1
在馬路旁,我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。155Please respect copyright.PENANAprKtKESUI8
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtcV91wEdqZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtcV91wEdqZ
我把車子停靠在路邊,一位少女打開車門,邊喊著「小夫~我要進來囉~」邊坐了進來。155Please respect copyright.PENANAmDG6FdUGFj
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkg6KMkWlc4
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkg6KMkWlc4
「早安啊司機叔叔~」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。155Please respect copyright.PENANAFoEOL7Fa7F
155Please respect copyright.PENANArj8mcgDYKb
155Please respect copyright.PENANArj8mcgDYKb
「別亂喊奇怪的東西!話說妳給我住手啊!!那個…司機先生,不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」
155Please respect copyright.PENANAg3CzR2So7g
她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住,然後對我道歉。155Please respect copyright.PENANAfat2ppAV2V
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvxbR9IEbQT
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvxbR9IEbQT
「沒關係沒關係!」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉,這就是青春嗎…?155Please respect copyright.PENANAXpw09DZJxF
155Please respect copyright.PENANAdF8uew85Sk
155Please respect copyright.PENANAdF8uew85Sk
「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。155Please respect copyright.PENANA7TXNF1Xw9o
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQOVq1BHXbH
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQOVq1BHXbH
「沒問題!」我回答,「你們是要去看展覽是吧!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAfD9VVl7n28
155Please respect copyright.PENANA2tRNgYUJ4F
155Please respect copyright.PENANA2tRNgYUJ4F
「不,」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答,「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到,才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」155Please respect copyright.PENANAXCr6uIp4bd
155Please respect copyright.PENANA5znpy8bml9
155Please respect copyright.PENANA5znpy8bml9
「好的,你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。155Please respect copyright.PENANAXlGQUkyqfr
155Please respect copyright.PENANArHyM6IySiT
155Please respect copyright.PENANArHyM6IySiT
「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。155Please respect copyright.PENANAhMFVFoqdCL
155Please respect copyright.PENANA7rgB9IaYzf
155Please respect copyright.PENANA7rgB9IaYzf
「要喝嗎?」才剛上路,少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。155Please respect copyright.PENANATj9tXdVIRZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9OhreAnJVO
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9OhreAnJVO
「他怎麼可能會喝!司機還要開車呢!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAKCnArfvvxY
155Please respect copyright.PENANABJ6SzXaJMX
155Please respect copyright.PENANABJ6SzXaJMX
「這個又不會醉!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAXAf35HYF6Q
155Please respect copyright.PENANAgy9T83iH9k
155Please respect copyright.PENANAgy9T83iH9k
「不會醉嗎?幾趴?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAbkfmZNBKyY
155Please respect copyright.PENANAORR4jy263o
155Please respect copyright.PENANAORR4jy263o
「九十六。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA1U0lGjVubo
155Please respect copyright.PENANAUYdjJhEIkN
155Please respect copyright.PENANAUYdjJhEIkN
「九十六趴最好不會醉!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2xz58WdMr
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtSae4tXiSA
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtSae4tXiSA
「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAX0z8NTZmIq
155Please respect copyright.PENANASr9KSonlmN
155Please respect copyright.PENANASr9KSonlmN
「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAQdxkjnEAsi
155Please respect copyright.PENANAXsmJfLl2RP
155Please respect copyright.PENANAXsmJfLl2RP
「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。155Please respect copyright.PENANABOgf2ZM5Oy
155Please respect copyright.PENANA2q4fuvbPSv
155Please respect copyright.PENANA2q4fuvbPSv
「這是幾?」少女比出一根手指。155Please respect copyright.PENANAAYORLnL4kd
155Please respect copyright.PENANAyEbUu7QgN5
155Please respect copyright.PENANAyEbUu7QgN5
「一。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA3JFIUigTvh
155Please respect copyright.PENANAl3dFCvEE1N
155Please respect copyright.PENANAl3dFCvEE1N
「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAuAUaoQlZbe
155Please respect copyright.PENANAwJImpFxkyb
155Please respect copyright.PENANAwJImpFxkyb
「現在是怪我囉!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA4JLIW7Wk23
155Please respect copyright.PENANAknJhHxBHSK
155Please respect copyright.PENANAknJhHxBHSK
「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA6PU7lRXfp0
155Please respect copyright.PENANAazv4m1Mn0z
155Please respect copyright.PENANAazv4m1Mn0z
「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道!妳的意識才不清楚咧!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAoLp5d4rfNU
155Please respect copyright.PENANAYGqIP9pwqT
155Please respect copyright.PENANAYGqIP9pwqT
「要不要喝點酒醒醒水?」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。155Please respect copyright.PENANAvdR5kHUOB0
155Please respect copyright.PENANAfbkDkuQdwa
155Please respect copyright.PENANAfbkDkuQdwa
「鬼才需要!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAPFZWar7sT5
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxZiw1ZKOcZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxZiw1ZKOcZ
「你們是學生嗎?」我好奇地問,一邊經過一個紅綠燈。155Please respect copyright.PENANANwFk92MA67
155Please respect copyright.PENANAV5bXxdJ7UA
155Please respect copyright.PENANAV5bXxdJ7UA
「不是,剛剛說過了,我是異世界來的勇──」155Please respect copyright.PENANAxPytwR0Sfy
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtRAsKCUEgW
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtRAsKCUEgW
「好的先生,該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。155Please respect copyright.PENANA42Mkby18hz
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6iB93wxYd2
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6iB93wxYd2
「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。155Please respect copyright.PENANA1DYAg8Kr7d
155Please respect copyright.PENANAEMwdvXaLkx
155Please respect copyright.PENANAEMwdvXaLkx
「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。155Please respect copyright.PENANAeTUEMcSOXG
155Please respect copyright.PENANAuCSWCXVMi4
155Please respect copyright.PENANAuCSWCXVMi4
「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。155Please respect copyright.PENANAqgTT0gamzT
155Please respect copyright.PENANAw1FqthSDLw
155Please respect copyright.PENANAw1FqthSDLw
「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAf7lWWz3OaF
155Please respect copyright.PENANAWWwx0TTzVm
155Please respect copyright.PENANAWWwx0TTzVm
「讓他清醒啊?」155Please respect copyright.PENANA0wi9lxwZD0
155Please respect copyright.PENANAJrpHli1JL3
155Please respect copyright.PENANAJrpHli1JL3
「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎!?」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶,搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。155Please respect copyright.PENANAZEdWGfZjkm
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9VrA0Y42Lq
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9VrA0Y42Lq
「不!!!!!約翰醬!!!!!!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAKHchnD6yTy
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5AFKLEgfL
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5AFKLEgfL
「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAM0d6q7GzRc
155Please respect copyright.PENANAKk3xNKs7st
155Please respect copyright.PENANAKk3xNKs7st
「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAgE4frHXF8G
155Please respect copyright.PENANApd1DGDNEN6
155Please respect copyright.PENANApd1DGDNEN6
「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」155Please respect copyright.PENANApMZIleqg1y
155Please respect copyright.PENANAyLTGLlpMSA
155Please respect copyright.PENANAyLTGLlpMSA
「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」155Please respect copyright.PENANAXn1jyaKTTw
155Please respect copyright.PENANADHXPsX3Q0b
155Please respect copyright.PENANADHXPsX3Q0b
「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面!!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA5rcjofvWxM
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtsXFybgASy
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtsXFybgASy
「Je suis très triste.」155Please respect copyright.PENANAkI0Kz3KlYZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAb53QgFfq1N
155Please respect copyright.PENANAb53QgFfq1N
「這一段又是什麼鬼!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAJNuQfwnWnu
155Please respect copyright.PENANAbWdtQ1PkV1
155Please respect copyright.PENANAbWdtQ1PkV1
「法文。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA6lvjOmzZKj
155Please respect copyright.PENANAv6r4O3UUgd
155Please respect copyright.PENANAv6r4O3UUgd
「妳為什麼會說法文!?這又是什麼意思?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2mjODndLW
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3yXzTzOvgo
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3yXzTzOvgo
「我很難過。」155Please respect copyright.PENANADsX5NnkJAQ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvG5rOG8FYh
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvG5rOG8FYh
「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAzXIHYR0SEM
155Please respect copyright.PENANAish9jHflsG
155Please respect copyright.PENANAish9jHflsG
「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒,就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA7fEN1dmzUr
155Please respect copyright.PENANAapX8Qko2mx
155Please respect copyright.PENANAapX8Qko2mx
「他是根本無法表達吧!連意識都消失了啊!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAJxDMNZEb4P
155Please respect copyright.PENANAnslzRGLxnT
155Please respect copyright.PENANAnslzRGLxnT
「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」155Please respect copyright.PENANACM4lujwhvA
155Please respect copyright.PENANA544IQLD8G5
155Please respect copyright.PENANA544IQLD8G5
「並沒有!他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA8uaI38DDA1
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3JrYpFcNaN
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3JrYpFcNaN
「你們真是太殘酷了……」155Please respect copyright.PENANAhJXhOo5RKt
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxsFHm50X8Y
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxsFHm50X8Y
「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAEpXM1fkDSk
155Please respect copyright.PENANAJvFkkWtZHX
155Please respect copyright.PENANAJvFkkWtZHX
「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。155Please respect copyright.PENANAQC2k5Jjuuq
155Please respect copyright.PENANAAxxmpQAEt5
155Please respect copyright.PENANAAxxmpQAEt5
「……不行,她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。155Please respect copyright.PENANAvz2FgvCL8d
155Please respect copyright.PENANAbodAt7B00M
155Please respect copyright.PENANAbodAt7B00M
「我有一個方法。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAMAhKASPPxk
155Please respect copyright.PENANAztsRsp7nJt
155Please respect copyright.PENANAztsRsp7nJt
「什麼方法?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAgodMpu49YC
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxP74dwdutI
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxP74dwdutI
「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。155Please respect copyright.PENANA3u0uZLGUPk
155Please respect copyright.PENANAEfGRgRmD6n
155Please respect copyright.PENANAEfGRgRmD6n
「給我把打火機收起來啊!你是想把整台車炸掉吧!我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊!司機先生,拜託你了,現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊!!!」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。155Please respect copyright.PENANAxzZWvbpFSX
155Please respect copyright.PENANAsBB5rCsOk8
155Please respect copyright.PENANAsBB5rCsOk8
「可是展覽會場有賣O醬的人形抱枕喔。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAuYOvQHHyhu
155Please respect copyright.PENANAXGve8ouwnG
155Please respect copyright.PENANAXGve8ouwnG
「…真是沒辦法啊,你們成功說服我了,我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAIICYPZuJBc
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZupR6giaf
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZupR6giaf
「O醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎!?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAVyIDWxTQno
155Please respect copyright.PENANAv1zatBZNce
155Please respect copyright.PENANAv1zatBZNce
「O醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAA6kRbcpL1Q
155Please respect copyright.PENANA986GTm4L6e
155Please respect copyright.PENANA986GTm4L6e
「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。155Please respect copyright.PENANAv1Ez6cXMbC
155Please respect copyright.PENANAgHk8nLIbvU
155Please respect copyright.PENANAgHk8nLIbvU
「那個,班長,我剛剛是開玩笑的,請放過我,我還要為O醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA4tsf3TtLHm
155Please respect copyright.PENANAahMnl7n2uQ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAahMnl7n2uQ
「所以說到底還是為了O醬嗎!?」155Please respect copyright.PENANA3APoBwgyeL
155Please respect copyright.PENANAAsOD0QSw8S
155Please respect copyright.PENANAAsOD0QSw8S
「當然。我總是以O醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAumoqHLlKfS
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQuFNAIGfKP
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQuFNAIGfKP
「你在開玩笑嗎?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAnEkDrZNGz5
155Please respect copyright.PENANAk3c1D9xfno
155Please respect copyright.PENANAk3c1D9xfno
「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分,但是我從不拿我與O醬的未來開玩笑。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAb0LZlItzXf
155Please respect copyright.PENANAmNeexvv3BH
155Please respect copyright.PENANAmNeexvv3BH
「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAE0SeTe4E8H
155Please respect copyright.PENANAjsA7bJV8s1
155Please respect copyright.PENANAjsA7bJV8s1
「司機大叔,你抽菸嗎?」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。155Please respect copyright.PENANA1aRh6iAPZC
155Please respect copyright.PENANAXkVAWOsFqL
155Please respect copyright.PENANAXkVAWOsFqL
「還蠻常抽的呢,」我回答,「心情好的時候抽,心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣,是不可或缺的存在。」155Please respect copyright.PENANACJ15AZ7FRW
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkRwL0Yewzc
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkRwL0Yewzc
「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧?」155Please respect copyright.PENANASdeK3MiGH0
155Please respect copyright.PENANAELOKnRDFVv
155Please respect copyright.PENANAELOKnRDFVv
「完全是不一樣的概念吧!你真的想燒了這台車嗎!!」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。155Please respect copyright.PENANA1mMQNAPIvp
155Please respect copyright.PENANAPm0qLYXI6L
155Please respect copyright.PENANAPm0qLYXI6L
「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。155Please respect copyright.PENANAuTGW49K47z
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6pmsZAP7PE
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6pmsZAP7PE
「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎!!!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAlcl0NFSqJv
155Please respect copyright.PENANAVyk2lJEpBP
155Please respect copyright.PENANAVyk2lJEpBP
「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」155Please respect copyright.PENANACNUHw4HRmm
155Please respect copyright.PENANANXXn7xqgDN
155Please respect copyright.PENANANXXn7xqgDN
「妳等等別看展覽了,給我直接去勒戒所!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAHJFz9WFOtr
155Please respect copyright.PENANAXH2EyWS46l
155Please respect copyright.PENANAXH2EyWS46l
「我才不要回去那裡咧。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAB7Jpvt38hu
155Please respect copyright.PENANAZgMFz5TSha
155Please respect copyright.PENANAZgMFz5TSha
「原來妳已經去過了嗎!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA9BPwHrbAzt
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtp1Od6bNvU
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtp1Od6bNvU
「雖然這麼說,但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心,都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAWvq6s6sKeq
155Please respect copyright.PENANANwALawpt8k
155Please respect copyright.PENANANwALawpt8k
「為什麼啊?你是不是對他們做了什麼?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAl9aaqgckOt
155Please respect copyright.PENANAh0GxxTW6Za
155Please respect copyright.PENANAh0GxxTW6Za
「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAGaVLv8AAi3
155Please respect copyright.PENANApZ0Zmn72kB
155Please respect copyright.PENANApZ0Zmn72kB
「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANACCZzhqI8yy
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkZl0EhWh48
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkZl0EhWh48
「同學們,我們快到目的地了喔!」我轉彎,打了方向燈,順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們,「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAfC2pbg69It
155Please respect copyright.PENANATHetmo411D
155Please respect copyright.PENANATHetmo411D
「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。155Please respect copyright.PENANA7EhIPBfVIl
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3BThdrxJgZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3BThdrxJgZ
「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧!!」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽,接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部,「喂喂!醒來啊!你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎!」155Please respect copyright.PENANArZQRs8b7x2
155Please respect copyright.PENANAorHUBhupfa
155Please respect copyright.PENANAorHUBhupfa
「他就在偷懶咩。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA7YemsVZCy1
155Please respect copyright.PENANAF4P32uDSAv
155Please respect copyright.PENANAF4P32uDSAv
「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA581ERRAM6f
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6vmbPDBjNx
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6vmbPDBjNx
「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA4qh6ZENUMN
155Please respect copyright.PENANArnGyyuvT2r
155Please respect copyright.PENANArnGyyuvT2r
「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA4755UWYu12
155Please respect copyright.PENANAzcOoBIRO60
155Please respect copyright.PENANAzcOoBIRO60
「因為他覺得人生不能太平順,偶爾也要有點挑戰。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAOT06E6rfB7
155Please respect copyright.PENANAEqoVew6kw9
155Please respect copyright.PENANAEqoVew6kw9
「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAhCS7xnqpZZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAWxnyDhLo9p
155Please respect copyright.PENANAWxnyDhLo9p
「班長!我知道了!」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說,「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候,就會產生危機感,就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA75meUXivO3
155Please respect copyright.PENANAhVGr9arhDg
155Please respect copyright.PENANAhVGr9arhDg
「你是在哪聽到的?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAP7HimEIPtt
155Please respect copyright.PENANAVeTZm5wNMd
155Please respect copyright.PENANAVeTZm5wNMd
「『O醬的大冒險』。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAn8CtQWW2kn
155Please respect copyright.PENANARk7ligsbEp
155Please respect copyright.PENANARk7ligsbEp
「……我先不吐槽這點,先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感?」155Please respect copyright.PENANApATa8DfT8l
155Please respect copyright.PENANAwYaxMYZXMZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAwYaxMYZXMZ
「製造假車禍。」155Please respect copyright.PENANArt8mb639LD
155Please respect copyright.PENANAS2FxVio1eK
155Please respect copyright.PENANAS2FxVio1eK
「車又不是你在開!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAAl0DY3ZXBs
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvTn6CJyzab
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvTn6CJyzab
「相信我,我可以的。」155Please respect copyright.PENANA0rxZLmIrQd
155Please respect copyright.PENANAuLHg6LDeHz
155Please respect copyright.PENANAuLHg6LDeHz
「你不是說過會為O醬的未來著想嗎!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAcJshstvGmK
155Please respect copyright.PENANAlW01tRMXtc
155Please respect copyright.PENANAlW01tRMXtc
「那放火。」另一位少年接口。155Please respect copyright.PENANA7PxYykbsbj
155Please respect copyright.PENANAdNxEjceSC2
155Please respect copyright.PENANAdNxEjceSC2
「不!可!以!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAS6Rh4Od20M
155Please respect copyright.PENANAooHdFJM6if
155Please respect copyright.PENANAooHdFJM6if
「啊,我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。155Please respect copyright.PENANAV1c0wzYN7j
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvPzi1FUj3Q
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvPzi1FUj3Q
「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽!?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAXSozMlaowx
155Please respect copyright.PENANAplmSv53lSj
155Please respect copyright.PENANAplmSv53lSj
「不是每個人都有嗎?你們沒帶喔?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAcCop8FrHEW
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3EuMC8nCMT
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3EuMC8nCMT
「誰會帶啊!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA0tX0lOP3K9
155Please respect copyright.PENANAM0fWsrqHkW
155Please respect copyright.PENANAM0fWsrqHkW
「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃,「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的,說不定他就會醒來了!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAYtBV6mFgL8
155Please respect copyright.PENANAsSFhfLfpge
155Please respect copyright.PENANAsSFhfLfpge
「啊!」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來,我急急忙忙踩了煞車,差一點就撞到他了,真的好險。155Please respect copyright.PENANAnbISbt5dFj
155Please respect copyright.PENANA4BuR2eU9yX
155Please respect copyright.PENANA4BuR2eU9yX
「啊。」在我緊急煞車時,少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。155Please respect copyright.PENANAoWnzJToEAo
155Please respect copyright.PENANAYd0ikvAVN9
155Please respect copyright.PENANAYd0ikvAVN9
一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。155Please respect copyright.PENANAbpWceHmRZE
155Please respect copyright.PENANAk6SnGcLGOu
155Please respect copyright.PENANAk6SnGcLGOu
「抱歉,頭髮我等等清就好,你們先繼續聊。」我說。155Please respect copyright.PENANAPYlDJjxh4S
155Please respect copyright.PENANAJwhjAHSvNo
155Please respect copyright.PENANAJwhjAHSvNo
「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼,困惑地看了看四周,接著想起自己還在計程車上。155Please respect copyright.PENANA8swDbRNUqE
155Please respect copyright.PENANASLtJLkEwds
155Please respect copyright.PENANASLtJLkEwds
後座的少年們全部盯著少女,前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠,還不知道發生了什麼事。155Please respect copyright.PENANAcwAsVphElz
155Please respect copyright.PENANAqpKORMBLpC
155Please respect copyright.PENANAqpKORMBLpC
「……往好處想,他真的醒了咩。」少女說。155Please respect copyright.PENANA4y1iSMt8CA
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9FwWeRLd0H
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9FwWeRLd0H
「你們剛剛在說什麼?」前座的少年想看後照鏡,但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。155Please respect copyright.PENANA7eF2bKYlPL
155Please respect copyright.PENANAF1uBYGGe97
155Please respect copyright.PENANAF1uBYGGe97
「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAXknzD1kVbm
155Please respect copyright.PENANAaEkZTWWd6j
155Please respect copyright.PENANAaEkZTWWd6j
「為什麼?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAthOVWuRJ0I
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQiXLrNPMtu
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQiXLrNPMtu
「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔,呃,你的頭髮變長的時間?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAvtCkkyX1bW
155Please respect copyright.PENANACMNpVAXb5v
155Please respect copyright.PENANACMNpVAXb5v
「嗯?是邊緣獸嗎?」155Please respect copyright.PENANABmOhhdpnGr
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9sW9mHHkRP
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9sW9mHHkRP
班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。155Please respect copyright.PENANA3Qpk1S9hdE
155Please respect copyright.PENANAFeExcVxYfl
155Please respect copyright.PENANAFeExcVxYfl
「「對。」」155Please respect copyright.PENANAOj1dXe9qOK
155Please respect copyright.PENANAdQsKzngYVO
155Please respect copyright.PENANAdQsKzngYVO
「你們太過分了吧!?」被看的少年抗議。155Please respect copyright.PENANAD5QNomg3NA
155Please respect copyright.PENANACAARfojmhz
155Please respect copyright.PENANACAARfojmhz
「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。
155Please respect copyright.PENANABDox0ff3Gh
「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAoq2t80BtsW
155Please respect copyright.PENANAG8QnknRmLb
155Please respect copyright.PENANAG8QnknRmLb
「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。155Please respect copyright.PENANA5toqLCbnUH
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3UuNvGFt7W
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3UuNvGFt7W
「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。155Please respect copyright.PENANA36Q6Vby6SG
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkpn0TsZNx4
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkpn0TsZNx4
「跑到哪?」前座的少年驚訝道,拼命想掙脫班長的手,但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。155Please respect copyright.PENANASL3DKj1T0x
155Please respect copyright.PENANABuDvGJeRNt
155Please respect copyright.PENANABuDvGJeRNt
「我的包包裡面。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAR9tZQwhuiU
155Please respect copyright.PENANABH5IvuLaVW
155Please respect copyright.PENANABH5IvuLaVW
「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA80B0z4LnmZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANARo0i4VSbbL
155Please respect copyright.PENANARo0i4VSbbL
「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。155Please respect copyright.PENANAQiJga0NEGx
155Please respect copyright.PENANAAoGarAjq9m
155Please respect copyright.PENANAAoGarAjq9m
「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶,熟練的搖下車窗,往外丟。155Please respect copyright.PENANAceXjwvx5ru
155Please respect copyright.PENANAhZohlClT7M
155Please respect copyright.PENANAhZohlClT7M
「我的噴射火焰.本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAAU0ypDDpi6
155Please respect copyright.PENANAiuaCaFZug1
155Please respect copyright.PENANAiuaCaFZug1
「這已經是招式的名稱了吧!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAqxTNmxtHqR
155Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6QzVBIz7v
155Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6QzVBIz7v
然後班長突然發現,自己的手,在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。155Please respect copyright.PENANA2DRlg81IFo
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxy3rH8S6pz
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxy3rH8S6pz
地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。155Please respect copyright.PENANAUyNyLiOYn2
155Please respect copyright.PENANAjOsim9cd3O
155Please respect copyright.PENANAjOsim9cd3O
在他開口之前,少女率先開始了動作。155Please respect copyright.PENANAm1VLPNCdOx
155Please respect copyright.PENANABc1ybu8v5Y
155Please respect copyright.PENANABc1ybu8v5Y
「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」她開始狂巴少年的臉。155Please respect copyright.PENANAGFIQgvmslt
155Please respect copyright.PENANAeAxzR1NcFh
155Please respect copyright.PENANAeAxzR1NcFh
「撐住!地中海先生!頭髮會長回來的!」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。155Please respect copyright.PENANAjxD1ifwOn2
155Please respect copyright.PENANA4ClOEJvmjO
155Please respect copyright.PENANA4ClOEJvmjO
「你閉嘴啦!」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉 ,「上啊瘋狗!不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAquIozIqpRW
155Please respect copyright.PENANARyly4TMkww
155Please respect copyright.PENANARyly4TMkww
「欸,問你一個問題喔,」少女馬上接口,「小明身上有一百塊,牛肉一盒八十塊,請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAfer3gdzK6x
155Please respect copyright.PENANAv68LMYtau5
155Please respect copyright.PENANAv68LMYtau5
「幹的好!這個問題完全沒有邏輯!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAdx5tD70FI0
155Please respect copyright.PENANAIapt1UijJ3
155Please respect copyright.PENANAIapt1UijJ3
「……」少女看起來有點受傷。155Please respect copyright.PENANAkbH7UK5hpQ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAgvRUHOWEhy
155Please respect copyright.PENANAgvRUHOWEhy
「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANA543GPhTAJR
155Please respect copyright.PENANAlmK1WKPlKx
155Please respect copyright.PENANAlmK1WKPlKx
「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。155Please respect copyright.PENANAdkZaa7J6l2
155Please respect copyright.PENANANvlhlminEF
155Please respect copyright.PENANANvlhlminEF
「還是不行!必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行!」邊緣少年說。155Please respect copyright.PENANAarWHGfRd3o
155Please respect copyright.PENANA4NQ9makE2o
155Please respect copyright.PENANA4NQ9makE2o
「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。155Please respect copyright.PENANAQNYVt7Q5Sh
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxTiHgruc3c
155Please respect copyright.PENANAxTiHgruc3c
「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊!我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAdCRRSq4vn7
155Please respect copyright.PENANAgSHLzlM4qf
155Please respect copyright.PENANAgSHLzlM4qf
「嘖。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAHYSLgbDE4w
155Please respect copyright.PENANAEVw4gmjGXt
155Please respect copyright.PENANAEVw4gmjGXt
「…等等,你該不會真的想這樣做吧?」155Please respect copyright.PENANA170surbNR6
155Please respect copyright.PENANAaDm2OM3NqH
155Please respect copyright.PENANAaDm2OM3NqH
「方方子,我的助聽器在哪裡?」地中海少年突然開口。155Please respect copyright.PENANABeKclUJT52
155Please respect copyright.PENANAayuWwX9Fcc
155Please respect copyright.PENANAayuWwX9Fcc
「方方子是誰啦!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAbyDEUfgI16
155Please respect copyright.PENANASRqRIZU6Rw
155Please respect copyright.PENANASRqRIZU6Rw
「方方子,我的假牙在哪裡?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAH0aYrL4zER
155Please respect copyright.PENANAw6zLxfmeAf
155Please respect copyright.PENANAw6zLxfmeAf
「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAtfH3uTZAtf
155Please respect copyright.PENANAcS2qP0lvKB
155Please respect copyright.PENANAcS2qP0lvKB
「方方子,我住在美國的兒子還好嗎?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAIGpT5pdak4
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6eVhtGcHlA
155Please respect copyright.PENANA6eVhtGcHlA
「原來方方子是你的看護啊!?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAJNh1WLBvPj
155Please respect copyright.PENANAZOzryfcBiV
155Please respect copyright.PENANAZOzryfcBiV
「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAjWQEcaSLNJ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAybBnzP5vpS
155Please respect copyright.PENANAybBnzP5vpS
「…為什麼我突然有點想哭?」155Please respect copyright.PENANANOhn01TgU7
155Please respect copyright.PENANAIektiT1umm
155Please respect copyright.PENANAIektiT1umm
「方方子,那我的老伴還好嗎?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAY834jC8ZsZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANALqNTPaUGtY
155Please respect copyright.PENANALqNTPaUGtY
「與老太太分居了嗎!?」155Please respect copyright.PENANATcsHXjU43M
155Please respect copyright.PENANA1knQ2VNmxX
155Please respect copyright.PENANA1knQ2VNmxX
「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」155Please respect copyright.PENANApKNjv9w4GW
155Please respect copyright.PENANAoy8WgPNjZS
155Please respect copyright.PENANAoy8WgPNjZS
「這又是什麼超展開!?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAK8KZbp2WBu
155Please respect copyright.PENANALmIB0LfD26
155Please respect copyright.PENANALmIB0LfD26
「快到目的地了,得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行!」邊緣少年說。155Please respect copyright.PENANAS6WCF88eSm
155Please respect copyright.PENANARoHQc9SRlG
155Please respect copyright.PENANARoHQc9SRlG
「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口,「用我的假髮如何?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAMMOsfF2HTQ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAi9MwwZEmdr
155Please respect copyright.PENANAi9MwwZEmdr
「咦咦?大叔你有戴假髮嗎?」少女問道。155Please respect copyright.PENANA3noc2IPfc1
155Please respect copyright.PENANACr1I1KcejK
155Please respect copyright.PENANACr1I1KcejK
「有時候會戴,不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAk2GmhsqM3P
155Please respect copyright.PENANAjerpYzU1VS
155Please respect copyright.PENANAjerpYzU1VS
「這樣不太好吧…?」班長說道,「再怎麼說那也是──」155Please respect copyright.PENANAnjgzg7aCZf
155Please respect copyright.PENANAMu1gduufQX
155Please respect copyright.PENANAMu1gduufQX
「沒關係啦!」我豪爽地笑道,「我老了,有些東西已經用不到了,讓給有需要的人有什麼不好?」155Please respect copyright.PENANAMPTqXw2AxI
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3aLDuf6yy3
155Please respect copyright.PENANA3aLDuf6yy3
「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」155Please respect copyright.PENANAbty0bhsW90
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQ10tmzdum3
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQ10tmzdum3
「真的沒關係!」我在他們的目的地停下計程車,接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找,挖出一頂假髮,然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。155Please respect copyright.PENANAXwEM8jmdBq
155Please respect copyright.PENANAf4xvA3RgX1
155Please respect copyright.PENANAf4xvA3RgX1
「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了?今天不是要上學嗎?我怎麼在計程車上?」地中海少年恢復原狀。155Please respect copyright.PENANAZHQ5bUex85
155Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5W0YZDlRD
155Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5W0YZDlRD
「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAECbw2gESBo
155Please respect copyright.PENANAUqLw9J6lWK
155Please respect copyright.PENANAUqLw9J6lWK
「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」155Please respect copyright.PENANAtwtH89rCbp
155Please respect copyright.PENANAg2Cg7GLVaP
155Please respect copyright.PENANAg2Cg7GLVaP
「司機先生,真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝,接著他們一行人付了錢,下車朝展覽的入口前進。155Please respect copyright.PENANAHLZiYXJhRI
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9hvk3pIeWj
155Please respect copyright.PENANA9hvk3pIeWj
我搖下車窗,拿起胸前口袋的那包菸,點了一根。155Please respect copyright.PENANARunq8QMH38
155Please respect copyright.PENANAUSsxhPdQPy
155Please respect copyright.PENANAUSsxhPdQPy
我吸了一口菸,然後緩緩吐氣,看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升,接著被風吹散。155Please respect copyright.PENANAF6uYdYLObZ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvA4W0r4BDB
155Please respect copyright.PENANAvA4W0r4BDB
「這就是青春嗎?真是懷念啊……」155Please respect copyright.PENANAQLHJ353jWn
155Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0IRxnQtcV
155Please respect copyright.PENANAMqRyjlqLgc
(同一時間,教室內)155Please respect copyright.PENANAuQEwoqyyu7
155Please respect copyright.PENANA5xzJ1ns0V6
155Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0IRxnQtcV
155Please respect copyright.PENANAMqRyjlqLgc
(同一時間,教室內)155Please respect copyright.PENANAuQEwoqyyu7
155Please respect copyright.PENANA5xzJ1ns0V6
「啊啊…今天有O醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。155Please respect copyright.PENANAefw98wYSam
155Please respect copyright.PENANAUaYorsXODJ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAUaYorsXODJ
「沒辦法啊,誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。155Please respect copyright.PENANA966KthnQ1o
155Please respect copyright.PENANAeY9QVivAAI
155Please respect copyright.PENANAeY9QVivAAI
「好想買一個O醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。155Please respect copyright.PENANACHLW9Ul2IH
155Please respect copyright.PENANAS2wKDV6oXe
155Please respect copyright.PENANAS2wKDV6oXe
「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。155Please respect copyright.PENANAsHjYyhFZzO
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkOhT22O8Am
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkOhT22O8Am
「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。155Please respect copyright.PENANA0qjJ4c8XWT
155Please respect copyright.PENANAV8qI0TcKJf
155Please respect copyright.PENANAV8qI0TcKJf
「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好!!」155Please respect copyright.PENANAbrQzvvWtj6
155Please respect copyright.PENANAlq14SycEpv
155Please respect copyright.PENANAlq14SycEpv
「閉嘴啦你們!我聽不到老師說什麼了!」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。155Please respect copyright.PENANA4UM86ogiyL
155Please respect copyright.PENANAs879Xifix2
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkFDL7UxTa7
155Please respect copyright.PENANAs879Xifix2
155Please respect copyright.PENANAkFDL7UxTa7
當日結果:155Please respect copyright.PENANArADZ9YNEV1
155Please respect copyright.PENANAbtkkaxuJbk
155Please respect copyright.PENANAbtkkaxuJbk
去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人,他們還在教室中努力(?)的學習。155Please respect copyright.PENANAwm6RDvqmgM
155Please respect copyright.PENANARH118BMutu
155Please respect copyright.PENANARH118BMutu
在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面,因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。155Please respect copyright.PENANA2Mbb91RaXI
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtOoA0Eymwm
155Please respect copyright.PENANAtOoA0Eymwm
邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的O醬抱枕。155Please respect copyright.PENANAxXhMMimJ7k
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQOYZMaIKEb
155Please respect copyright.PENANAQOYZMaIKEb
地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。155Please respect copyright.PENANAAHLQpLhGmY
155Please respect copyright.PENANAVRsFALIyPQ
155Please respect copyright.PENANAVRsFALIyPQ
在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。155Please respect copyright.PENANANYcBvX6T9G