HOW GOD CREATED ME!
God: Alright get ready we are going have to go back into operation! Make sure to scrub in and bring ALL of the jars!
Angel: Ok we got this *grabs every last jar*
God: Alright lets start on looks, first they will be a girl, and lets name them, Joci, but make sure to have them question changing their at least every 2 years. But anyway her mom is white but he dad is black, so put in half of both, then lets give her brown eyes. Now for the hair, their dads hair is 4C type hair curls and her mom has straight hair, so lets give her both, but make sure there is a double the amount of curliness to the hair than there is straight.
Angel: Alright *grabs the questioning name jar and pour it into a measuring cup and pours one half cup into the bowl. They then went to grab the curly hair jar and starts to pour into the mesuring cup when they accidentally drop the cup and jar in completely only to grab the jar and cup out both empty.* Ooops...
God: their will be fine just make sure to put in half of the straight hair jar
Angel: Oh ok then that will be easy to do! *Grabs the straight hair jar and doesn't even bother to measure with when they pour in 1/3 of the straight hair jar and call it good* Alright, now I just have to add the eyes. *Grabs brown eyes and just pours it in* Alright you can continue now God!
God: Alright then lets continue, lets start with their personality, Alright, so her dad can sing for the life of him, but her mom's has beautiful voice, so let give her her moms voice but highwr it an octave. So she will be musically inclinded, but she is going to HATE reading, unless the book or stories is filled with romance and drama. OOOooh we should give her a childish personality as well, so depending on the who she is with she will act like a literal 7 year old, versus her actual age which is 15. And finalllly we are going to make her love choir, theatre, and poking people randomly in the stomach.
Angel: Alright *They grab the good singing voice jar and pour 4/5 of the jar in, then they grabed the interests jars for choir ad theater nad pour the entire jars in. Finally they had to go searching but after 5 minutes they finally found the jar for randomly poking people's belly buttons and pours half of it in* Ok thats done anything else?85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGBqDApt8z
God: OH ABSOLUTLEY now, we have to add a 1 1/2 cups of anxiety, 1/2 cup of depression we are going to make her sad but not suicidal, a whole 3 cups of sass, 2 cups of bitchiness.
Angel: God will they be ok???
God: Yeah its whatever
Angel: Dang well ok then *adds 1 1/2 cups anxiety, 1/2 cups depression, started 3 accidentally put 5 of sass, and finally put 2 cups of bitchiness.85Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s9OwuaNig
God: Oh also we are going to have her born 6 days before the due date on th 21st of june so that she is stuck in between zodiac signs.
Angel: Dang bro don't you think that is a little much?
Angel: Welp ok then *types into thee date of birth along with Cancer and Gemini for the zodiac sign" alright we are done!
God: Alright send the information to hq
Angeel: alright its sent!
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tHE end...... Make sure to stay positive!