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Have you ever finished a book in the genre of romance or tragedy, and you’re so pissed because you just aren’t satisfied with the ending? Or it could be because the ending was too well written and twisted your heart in a painful, torturous way. Well, the case for this book would be the latter. I wouldn’t want to get too ahead of myself and say “this book is well written,” because it’s not; so don’t expect it. Back to the topic at hand: I have finished an excruciating, painful story once, and I got mixed feelings about it. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry; sometimes I do both. At some events, I get really pissed because I was so absorbed in the book only to know it had ended.
In most cases, I curl up in my bed. I keep rethinking the ending scene over and over. No matter how good it is written, I still end up (mentally) shouting “THIS IS COMPLETE BULL-”
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You may think this is a silly story because of its title, but, believe me, I will tear your heart into pieces. I swear, once you finish this book, you will be in a pool of tears or in a pool of blood (because I don’t want to be wrong). And if you don’t…! Then, my bad, wrong guess.
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Now, make sure you don’t throw your device (Laptop, Phone, Computer, TV, Screen projector, etc.) away after you have completed this book. And most certainly DO NOT shout “THIS IS COMPLETE, UTTER BULLSH*T!”
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Well then, good luck!
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Volume one, chapter one: A Note-Worthy Dream…?
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Alistar jolted up out of bed when he felt his roommate shaking him awake. “What the heck was that Paige?” he shouted, groggily. “What the heck was that Al? You were talking in your sleep. It’s hella weird.” Paige quickly got off his roommate’s fur and walked to the bathroom. Halfway there, he stopped to look at Al “Must’ve been a bad dream, huh?” he guessed. Alistar picked up his blanket which fell to the ground, “sorta, yeah…”
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Paige had already gone into the bathroom, but he left the door open. “I don’t really care, but did the world end in your dream? Did your family get killed?” he shouted from the bathroom. Alistar was dumbfounded by Paige’s ridiculous guesses. “You better knock on wood! You take that back!” He waved his hands wildly as if Paige could see him… He couldn’t. “The hell? You believe in that crap?” Paige replied. Alistar shook his head as if an unknowing fool dared to speak up without knowing the subject at hand. “Watch your mouth. Besides, it’s the same as you believing you’ll get a girlfriend.” He scoffed. Alistar walked into the bathroom and took off his shirt. Paige has just started brushing his teeth. “sHO UR ShAYING THaT u nOW iT’sH nyoT Weal?” (so you’re saying that you know it’s not real?) Paige blurted out. “I-”
“Anyiway, watsh ur jream about?” (anyway, what’s your dream about?)
Alistar pondered over whether he should tell Paige or not. “Eh, it’s… Nothing worthy of mention,” he said, deciding that telling Paige would just mean Paige mocking him.
“Oh ok… As if I’d fall for that. Whatever bro. Ion really care.”
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Alistar shuffled inside the library. He was acting so suspicious that if you were to see him, you’d think he killed a person or committed tax fraud or worse- forgot to return a book. Of course, being the absolutely perfect guy he is, he wouldn’t dare do such things to soil his reputation. Even if he wanted to, he couldn’t. Could he? Would he dare to? Can he dare to? Can he?! So back to the topic: What was he doing in the library? Easy, he may be the perfect-guy-with-common-sense, but that doesn’t mean he can’t believe in silly things such as Fate, knocking on wood, or not opening the umbrella inside the house. You might say, “but that still doesn’t answer anything…” Shut up, ok? I’ll get straight to the point, just bear with me, alright? Alistar, even though he’s good-looking (as others say. For me he’s so-so), has no girlfriend. Does he want one? No. Does he need one? No. Is he gay? No. Is he asexual? No. Is he being pressured to get a girlfriend? Yes.
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So why, why does a friendly, outgoing, handsome, single, rich, heir-of-a-company guy not have a girlfriend? That’s simple: every time he senses things are getting romantic, he starts acting awkward. He’s good at flirting; but only when he doesn’t know what he’s doing. So clearly, what he was doing in the library is… Looking for a girlfriend. But, he won’t just randomly approach a girl and ask her, “hey, girl~ wanna be my gf?”
Though I doubt there’s a girl who’s so blind as to reject this pretty face of his. So guess how he’ll find a girlfriend… Can’t guess? I’ll tell you: he asked Fate to send him a sign (Give me a s~ign~~ hiT mE bAby oNE mOre TiMe- AHEM!). And what specific sign is that? Childish. Trash. Cringe. He ran out of brain cells while trying to make it up. Will I reveal it? No. So, I leave you to your imagination. Alistar slid into the “College history” part and took the thickest, heaviest book on the shelf. He then walked to the lobby where most of the students are and scanned the room for a sleeping student wearing a black hoodie (yes, he had to be this specific). He swept his eyes across the room and saw a guy-yes a guy-wearing a black hoodie and, from the looks of it, he was sleeping, given that he was resting his head on his elbows.
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‘A guy?’ Alistair thought. Is he gay? He’s not, that’s for sure. He’s straighter than John Wick, or, at least that’s what he tells himself-AHEM! He’s straight. Really. So anyway- rushing up about 8 feet away from
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