我在醒著的時候清醒過來。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5ZG2PYwvP
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沒有奇蹟似的回到我可愛的宿舍，身邊景色依然是竹林房間，卻已經沒有諸葛亮的身影。不，應該說已經沒有我的身影。我看著身上的青布衣，又打了自己一巴掌，輕輕的，觸感卻依然真實。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8JgJHp8ZG
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何等的莫名其妙。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRKoHg65ns
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我躺下，睡個回籠覺好了，看看會不會睡醒就突然跑回去。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOXw1q1AOG
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但我還不來及閉上眼睛，竹門突然打開，一個大概八、九歲左右的孩子走了進來。就我看那應該是個小女孩，但她黑髮極短，棕衣短褲做男孩打扮，讓我不確定是個小蘿莉還是小正太，唯有十分可愛這一點可以確定。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppgj2N2VeS
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這個十分可愛的孩子走進來，卻是冷著臉，九十度鞠躬：「主人，請問有任何吩咐？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu8531FAHq
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這是個好問題。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg3qoOUCxp
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那孩子挺起身，又問了一次：「主人，有何吩咐？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelTAl6kME7
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好吧，看來不回應是不行了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMK6Eh1B7f
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dyvSnNGET
我直截了當地問：「你知道我不是諸葛亮嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkp24RehdZ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5JcFbTsMw
孩子：「知道，現在您是我的主人。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWuN9LJznt
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我想了想，畢竟是古代，有幾個童男、童女當僕人是很正常的，也就沒有懷疑太多。而且諸葛亮會將替身的事情告訴她，應該是對她有一定的信任。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVPSRpFMVK
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我：「你是男還是女啊？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8Sp5CVx31
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孩子：「女。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI24ZEsnh1U
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我：「叫什麼名字？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGXyeGwRUO
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孩子：「諸葛髻。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun6n7g6nbU
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喔，諸葛……啊？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9Q1usQ3os
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我懷疑地問：「妳跟諸葛亮什麼關係？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iRt55OB3R
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諸葛髻：「主僕。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsgm5rxvKu
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喔，可能只是剛好同姓？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskztiMNzYa
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我決定換個方式問：「妳跟他有血緣關係嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwvZ7cbT8Y
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWhlftpNJU
諸葛髻：「同父同母。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFObX13SYkP
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同父同母……親妹妹？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUoFQIXsxD
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那傢伙把親妹妹當僕人使喚啊！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeE9vC0urR
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冷靜、冷靜，他妹妹不是我妹妹，就當我什麼都沒問，我沒問，我真的沒問。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZbqraeD2X
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我還沒調整好心態，於是說：「沒事了，妳走開些吧，我想靜一靜。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJixWe6m3cB
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「是。」諸葛髻答應，卻又開口：「請容我提醒您，黃承彥先生約定今天會來拜訪您。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3IdQXXq4B
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這麼快！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWBkfKy1oC
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據我所知，黃承彥就是諸葛亮的岳父，換個說法，黃承彥的女兒就是諸葛亮的妻子，黃碩、黃綬、黃月英……也有可能根本沒有名字，各種說法不同。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFudDeKHRxI
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唯一確定的是她的綽號。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFuoWS5ZTK
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阿醜！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiklgCEt7AZ
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人的名字是父母取的，明明很笨也可以叫「聰明」，明明很矮也可以叫「高」，並沒有值得參考的地方。但綽號可不一樣，尤其是這種眾人異口同聲叫出來的綽號，一個人的特徵表露無遺。加上當事人的口述，可以拿來當直接證據的人證口供，這位黃小姐醜到諸葛亮都要逃跑，尊容可以想見。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8OlxZfV1J
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不過，我印象中她是一位溫柔賢淑的人，諸葛亮卻說她「個性差得用老母形容都侮辱老母」……雖然我不知道老母到底是有多差，但肯定不是一件好事。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLSLm0jWse
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要知道，如果是一位溫柔賢淑的大老婆，醜一點無所謂，在這個年代大可以娶兩個、三個，甚至四個、五個都無所謂，搞不好還有助家庭和諧。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39lLWwaivk
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但一個又凶又醜的老婆就是另一回事了，想像一下，如果你的老婆是你的老媽，那完全是一個災難是不是？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoqKTPPsnG
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好吧，我承認那比喻怪怪的，但大概可以理解諸葛亮想要逃跑的心情。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz1KtXeyg6
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我：「何時會過來？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCurlCNDOKI
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諸葛髻：「會過來用午膳。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ptw49mjdS
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我：「現在什麼時候了？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vFBb22x26
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諸葛髻：「巳時剛過。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9PWTrR2Gb
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十一點！連逃跑的時間都不給我，真不愧是諸葛亮。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cfxMlsvkI
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諸葛髻：「主人是否要梳洗更衣？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxaXLGVWua
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我想起「我」披頭散髮的樣子，無論接下來會如何，體面點出去見人總是比較好說話一些。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOqVZIBUWb
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我：「好吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwagEyT8sBn
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諸葛髻：「請稍等。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2aFGhJHlg
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諸葛髻先從旁邊提了張高腳凳到我面前，然後走出房間。我透過房門看出去，那是一條用青石板鋪出來，十分深長的走廊，或許這個地方比我想像中要大一些。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7OzeZvL0k
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諸葛髻沒有走遠，只是在門外彎下腰，拿著一個裝著小水盆和幾條布條的大水盆進來，將水盆擺在凳子上。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8zKIBmHce
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我正打算要洗臉，諸葛髻卻阻止我，搶道：「請讓我侍奉您。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmdjEAGDBi
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我：「不用了，我自己來。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdMIHN4F2H
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諸葛髻愣了一下，似乎是受到了很大的驚嚇，隨即又轉為淡然哀傷，最後像是看破一切：「是。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiA1YhCaXd
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反應也太奇怪了？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPWGDDXQ1g
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諸葛髻從懷中拿出一把小刀。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWAAcW1jRG
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我嚇了一大跳：「妳幹什麼？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzAM5zaNug
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諸葛髻：「既然主人不需要我，那我就沒有活下去的意義。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuubMCnqn4N
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諸葛髻說完，揮刀往自己脖子上抹去。她手起刀落異常快速，我根本反應不過來，眼看她就要血濺當場。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDMami3PIf
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但我的身體已經自動將諸葛髻的手抓住，好像有點厲害。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy4qXOvEXO
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKHGmKSfF3
過兩秒，我的腦袋才反應過來。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6Itq9f2lY
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我不住喘氣。媽的，真的有必要這麼激進？要死之前先溝通一下行不行？打個生命線好不好？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHxn3V7EQx
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我把她的刀子拿走，說：「好、好，那就交給妳了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKPEHwYwho
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不給妳洗我的臉妳就要去死，再不願意也得願意啊！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ntkt5WaZl
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諸葛髻簡直像看穿了我的心思：「如果主人不願意，請不用顧忌我。我只不過是個僕人，我的生命比起您的喜樂是微不足道的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCyOFRiejX
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我：「讓人幫我洗臉就是我的夢想啊！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrPo4fW1sp
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諸葛髻點點頭：「那請您坐好。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4VN85dTKD
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc89IXYDHR
我就這麼呆坐著，等著諸葛髻拿毛巾沾水緩緩擦拭我的臉龐，盛水給我漱口拿盆子在旁邊接著，用梳子整理我長得毫無意義的頭髮……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBbF7XJ2c5
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超級奇怪。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqLxQ7d2t8
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這種階級觀念，或根本是諸葛亮亂灌輸他妹妹的錯誤觀念，一時間令人十分難以接受。不過，救人一命勝造七級浮屠，我就當作是做善事吧，忍耐、忍耐、忍耐。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCiQi31EKx
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「給我慢著！」怎麼脫起我的衣服啦？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiX6AR7eus
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諸葛髻已經拉掉我腰上的繫帶，正要脫下我的衣服。開什麼玩笑，我很清楚知道諸葛亮裡面一件內衣都沒有，拉掉這件布，我就是一塊活生生赤裸裸的肉。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxLTLkrlcN
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不！絕不！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfuAsFgvoj
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諸葛髻卻是給我一個無法理解的表情，問道：「主人，怎麼了？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz6kjJot9Y
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我：「換衣服我自己來就行了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn9qQ2QUSC
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諸葛髻鬆開手，我鬆了一口氣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl9L4ABgi4
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她就拿著繩子去一旁上吊了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv1bJItjdL
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我：「等等、等等！好，讓妳幫我，我不動就是了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohsAav90Qh
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諸葛髻將繩子放下，道：「主人不需要管我……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwKBCAPq9W
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我：「我命令妳幫我更衣。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zVmsGttFm
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諸葛髻：「是。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPPcfuscq3
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唉，這種被兒童保護團體看到肯定會被找去關切的畫面，我就不多解釋。但諸葛髻那熟練而習以為常的動作倒是讓我安心不少，至少我不是一個猥褻女童的變態。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNoyKckbrt
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偷罵我是鬼父（似戀童）的自己去面壁，好好反省你的變態人生。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaedJIUHkHP
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我「被」換上了一件能在竹林起保護色作用的綠色鑲黃邊長袍，頂上一個灰黑高帽罩住我盤起的頭髮，銅鏡一照，還算是人模人樣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OIBqboX02
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換好衣服，諸葛髻領著我出去，經過青石走廊，進入一個石磚房子的客廳。那客廳按一般眼光來說十分簡陋，沒有主位，只有左右兩邊各兩張共四張椅子，每張椅子旁邊擺著一張茶桌。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxfmzZrZtX
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就沒了！空蕩到說是家徒四壁也不為過。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlr9sssRn6
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不過，客廳三面採光，門口正對一個五開屏風大小的空洞，直接看到外面竹林蓊鬱，好像天然壁畫；牆角一個檀木薰香燒起白煙，香氣瀰漫空氣中，令人感到放鬆；大門外又是一個青石板通道，蜿蜒隱沒在竹林當中。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq6hMKJ8Kw
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不會令人感覺寒酸，反而有種遠離塵囂的風雅之感。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W88D3QpqW
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諸葛髻一躬身，道：「請主人在此等候。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1FTkpUiS0
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她說完就直接離開，我則是隨意坐下。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCCJczq5fq
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如果要我為這個章節寫一個三國演義的標題，就是：悍妻阿醜張牙舞爪，無賴臥龍捲款潛逃。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEwYC2lkxV
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以此推測下一章，大概是：黃氏午來髮怒衝，孔明未出身先死。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PHcqm0K09
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是的，我猜我的死亡率高達九成。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uaTpsGeQW
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怎麼說？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyGIKzcxg8
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaOR1PupR5
因為我不打算娶他女兒，但我又還不出東西。欠債不還人的遇上暴力討債集團，還能有什麼好下場？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnlkJy7q4Q
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賭一把了，如果死不了，我相信大難不死必有後福的。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1TvJu8Cv1
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叮叮叮！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHGTUE5sG6
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外頭傳來鐵片撞擊的聲音，我還沒會過意，諸葛髻已經走到客廳，說：「客人來了，主人要出去迎接嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Me2gmITVF
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是門鈴，竟然是門鈴。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjSvaEZSXP
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HxmnTEdBu
我：「我該出去嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7zynrsZjz
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5peNgY3XK
諸葛髻：「由您自己決定。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY7jcd7q99
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXVt0Ou8TL
我想了一下，禮多人不怪，還是出去迎接一下。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFowdeIY64F
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mfseMIKIr
但我才起身，諸葛髻就開口：「但我勸您別去。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd9vw6uV2m
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等我決定了再勸我，很好。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBK4gJkITz
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUoiUW2dVe
我：「為什麼？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqHpJb8fGu
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJTMTNT4ru
諸葛髻：「對方並非俗人，來意也很清楚，一點點禮數並不重要。您應該留在這裡，甚至先去一旁躲著，一方面可以觀察對方，另一方面可以自抬身價，增加與對方談判的空間。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegxTjbhTiE
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYl2odaCyv
我：「妳怎麼知道我要跟他們談判？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXspX1s22o4
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCgajs4mkg
諸葛髻：「主人的表情應該收斂一點，比較好隱藏思緒。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbT6RGPfQI
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglQ9BhettT
被一個小女孩看透的感覺真是糟糕透頂。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQqoTkf1EL
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUn46yodBQ
我裝出嚴肅的表情：「妳去請他們進來。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKk60rx6ahL
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgehzMJZMpV
諸葛髻一躬身，走了出去。而我決定接受諸葛髻的建議，先離開客廳，躲在窗戶外面觀察。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4ngNtuQLq
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv6fhISWgx
沒多久，諸葛髻帶著兩個人走進來。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGahHwjp4ri
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q46h3nAHk
先進來的是一名男性老者，他有著跟諸葛亮一樣做作的長髮，髮色銀白雪亮到像是故意染成銀色的，身材高大壯碩，一張臉紅潤飽滿，雖然看得出來上了年紀，卻不顯老態。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrcPUNJnKc
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後面進來的一名女子，或著說從身材來看是一名女子。其實這名女子的身材確實不錯，目測身高是一百七十公分左右，黑色長髮披肩，雖然外面包著一件棕色風衣，還是能知道她的身材修長勻稱，尤其是傲人的胸前第二性徵十分惹眼，我的眼睛都不知道該往哪裡看了，在千年後絕對是各種女神。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQudMSq24f
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只可惜這時候沒有修圖技術，更沒辦法整形。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvh5GAaAhV
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她的臉，或說「應該是臉的部位」，完全不成模樣。皮膚鬆垮垮的像隻太過老邁的鬥牛犬，上面長滿紅黑交雜的斑斑點點，鼻頭膿包紅腫像是長了蟲的半顆蓮霧，一顆長著痣的瘤塊霸佔整個額頭。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxii030NaH
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我不喜歡美女，我只注重氣質內涵，那當然都是騙人的，但我真的不是一個非常在意外表的人。那些被同學朋友叫歪妹、恐龍妹、醜頭怪臉、河東獅子吼、豬八戒坐飛機醜到飛天的，我還是會保持一般朋友的態度交往，至少至少，不會做出一些歧視的行為。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJu2c40kDJ
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但我連看著這個女人都辦不到。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8USZBHhkT
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49lMAjbMtA
很不想承認，但那應該就是黃承彥和他女兒。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSHNJ4qEGV
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOphijHiLBc
兩人走進客廳，黃承彥還站著，身為女兒的卻已經坐下，坐姿跟我想像中中國古代溫柔端莊的女性完全不一樣，只差一隻腳沒有跨上椅子，不然簡直活脫脫像個山老大。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx6Md3Lf4V
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諸葛髻請黃承彥入座，接著道：「我去請主人過來。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2dptM7ZDF
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wzdZKJ7a7
我走向後門，讓諸葛髻從後門走出來就能立刻遇見我，並帶著諸葛髻走遠一些。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09OnDInfQr
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXIzaMFgdK
確定客廳的兩人聽不到我說話，我才開口：「那個女人叫什麼名字？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuWgRbVmM3
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghj0o8Hb0d
諸葛髻：「黃月英。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr68B9hgj3d
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原來是黃月英！奇聞軼事的可信度反而比寫得正經八百的史書高。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt114Jkafnw
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我突然想起一件事：「對了，諸葛亮以前見過她嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTjOCZlvwA
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllgqXg86AX
諸葛髻：「遠遠看過一次，並不認識。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYBNquvNbj
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我：「那她有沒有比較忌諱的話？像是豬啊、醜啊，還是老母之類的？會不會特別容易發怒？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r36KRDSpf
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諸葛髻：「當時看到她是在酒館，一個醉漢被她打得全身是傷。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxjGkbIf74
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我：「喔？為什麼？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeWPDpCTXM
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諸葛髻：「那個人看了她一眼。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dVSIzkBbj
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9pIJRYojn
……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2TMLP3OU6
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沒了？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO31RdJbUCm
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流氓啊！根本就是屁孩小混混啊！我幾乎可以想像她當時的台詞──「看　」、「怎樣」、「不爽逆」，然後就砸酒瓶了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHbTNwtI7p
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我走到門前，竟然膽怯了。又站了兩分鐘左右，才推開門走進去。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX2GiaIOo7
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三人眼神交會。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTy0rMvyl5H
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心情怪到難以言喻，但我還是硬著頭皮走上前。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSiq9jlOhN
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黃承彥起身，笑道：「哈哈哈，諸葛老弟，還真要人三催四請啊！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpQiifuxtP
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46u2x8tplO
我淡淡地說：「一個不注意，睡過頭了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgFyJ2bO1d
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRlhzW9ZAo
黃承彥：「你不會忘了我們有約吧？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaawY1UmA6W
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkJMDBTmLx
我：「怎麼可能？先坐吧，僕人很快就把午飯弄好。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ivey0omDu
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坐？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbt5aDF6uB
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我還來不及坐，黃月英已經站起，走到我面前。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB51MDta40
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkXDQmi6J9
黃月英看了我一眼，眼神能有多鄙視就有多鄙視，用低啞到像砂紙摩擦的聲音說：「就這個傢伙？看起來有夠蠢的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlFIBazXQA
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蠢？我都還沒嫌妳醜，竟然說我蠢？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAMD9z2wWu
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黃承彥連忙緩頰：「月英，妳怎麼能這樣說話？他的長相當然比不上爹爹，妳就別把標準放太高了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMQXSeXKN4
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等等，這好像不是緩頰？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsi7PZV69jQ
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「你閉嘴，你說此人才智天下無雙，我才勉強過來看看的。」黃月英竟是用斥罵的語氣：「要是你騙我，回去就有你好看。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54q9bzkACT
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsXZH88PBP
黃承彥：「我知道，但妳答應過，只要他的才智勝過妳，妳就肯嫁給他，這可不能賴吧？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwZb4qvH2f
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRNVSfGTKq
黃月英：「那是不可能的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA6hbQ0YBK
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這兩個父女很適合去說相聲，一搭一唱讓我連話都插不上。順便一提，這兩個人莫名其妙的自信也是一絕。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcN6CAMwqY
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不過這時我發現一個重點，可能是我唯一的一線生機。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIgeLX6TgK
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黃月英本人並不想嫁給我。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCevj6oBDcJ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJCP2OYhZg
我的思緒快速轉動，將情況瞭解一遍。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFxB5MwayQ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnUOSU98VT
黃月英大概是個被寵上天、自視甚高、得了公主病的女人，是不是真的很聰明則有待商榷；黃承彥八成是受不了這女兒，想找個男人把他推入火坑──我沒有打錯性別──只是黃月英開了條件，對方要比她聰明才行。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lZBp8FBEX
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我立刻想到了一個好方法。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTKPwUFgnf
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我：「兩位，且先聽我一言。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiWG47vUe8
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兩人同時看著我。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifjZpAHqBc
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzF5Am3WDX
我：「窈窕淑女、君子好逑，以黃姑娘沉魚落雁、閉月羞花之貌，追求的男子必如蜂趨於蜜、蟻就於糖，卻又冰雪聰明、有九龍之智，實令在下難擋愛慕之心、追求之意。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlPZ4ITqIE
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7M0KckKhV
如果有機會，我一定帶一籃水果去謝謝我的國文老師。當然，是沒機會了我才這麼說。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHWwsXjO6Z
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbm1jNkxRq
黃月英：「你說話也太噁心了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeFRhb0SI4
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我竟然被古人嫌棄了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQFGRsSZGY
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不！我不能灰心，我堅持繼續說下去：「在下雖一貧如洗、身無長才，更配不上姑娘萬分之一，還是想盡力一試，一博姑娘青睞。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapfsHPjnO7
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黃月英將臉湊到我面前，面無表情，冷冷地說：「你確定？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n5f5i9h2j
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是個好問題，我有點想吐。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtvRnSIkjU
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我若無其事轉身，坐到椅子上──其實我有點腿軟這就不說了──這才接話：「當然。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2G2zrJ3fE
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FJHGsFBkY
但那個傢伙走前兩步，又把臉湊到我面前：「真的？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOcigmNbK3
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESZgmsLa5L
靠！臭女人，她真的不知道自己那張臉有夠醜的，簡直是不知羞恥、不守婦道、喪盡天良，根本就是公害！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSYeovLJhV
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbpVBSdqU9
我無處可躲，只能看著對方的眼睛，拼命忍住吐得她滿臉都是的衝動，說：「絕對是真的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rasa9ZzGQ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllejAsjUam
黃月英這才與我拉開距離：「行，反正我答應我爹了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM2prcUl0D
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qDOj99Q0o
她不屑地笑了下：「前提是你有實力才行。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5hweiZnka
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搞定！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh32RdK7Nd
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還真以為我想娶妳啊，也不去照照鏡子！長得不好看就算了，個性還比老母還糟糕，零分。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2hXv6ESK8
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我只要假裝很努力、但最後還是沒辦法完成黃月英的要求，那就算仁至義盡，娶不了她就不是我的問題。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgmb6hW98a
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ACf72JB4w
這時諸葛髻走了進來：「午膳已經準備好了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycM1eF0Afv
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF50H5WqBo
「有什麼話，吃過午飯再說吧！」我做出個邀請的姿勢：「請。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdIJgOiq80
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「等一等。」黃承彥卻另有打算：「月英，妳先過去，我有話單獨跟他說。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fRT2E26Od
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3rmlAznxc
我點頭示意諸葛髻帶著黃月英先離開。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJppuHfW6kR
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov3cT4H1ge
待兩人離開，黃承彥劈頭就說：「諸葛老弟，借了我的四象八卦圖去，有沒有什麼進展？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7XDnulhhs
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7t3hOf9fVa
我根本就不知道那是什麼鬼，隨便胡扯：「太過深奧，尚未有所斬獲。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQut2cuuEi
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEtxN4RxKb
黃承彥笑了幾聲，道：「哈哈，那可是我畢生精髓，短短幾天當然無法理解。不過你放心，只要你娶了小女，我再向你詳加解釋，以你的才智，不出七天就能融會貫通。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwfA3CGQFU
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OU0KZKw2x
我：「你太看得起我了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gi3Hn2Yg9
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJFXTlXs27
「你太過謙虛了，我們交往這麼久，還裝什麼？」黃承諺點頭：「不過，小女是我一手調教，我也提醒過她你對兵法玄卦無一不通，她可不會出你擅長的題目。想贏她，你可得拿出真本事了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapnilSB9DI
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RwLsVQ0Jd
誰要跟你交往啊，噁心死了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8bKNRaGI6
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhDdD0ijg8
我：「黃姑娘天資聰穎，也是我心之所向，我只能說我會盡力。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD43x1J39Gu
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4WBtcn9lX
黃承彥嘖嘖兩聲：「說真的，小女是被我嬌寵過頭，個性差了一點，如果這門婚事成了，希望你能多多包涵。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN56lbCky6M
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5gxdq6xH8
我：「黃姑娘是個性直爽、誠實中肯。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsEMZpFDfG
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnmm4x54V5
黃承彥的表情一點都不相信我的話：「不過我醜話還是說在前頭，如果你過不了她那一關，借你的東西還是得還給我，要是想賴帳，可別怪我不客氣。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7NvPbg5oy
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsfRJr5wn5
完了，我的完美計畫在還未實行之前就被狠狠地一槍搗破。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu277A0uNon
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3JM0JaIjn
我勉強說：「這是當然。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsNz98WCGc
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs3AxLMub5
黃承彥：「好了，我們過去吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5UE2AASJi
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLCGT09m54
「好。」我走了兩步，就停下。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZgDdpPnZX
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeonwDX1tF8
有一個問題，在哪裡吃飯？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMUL1Ilqc9
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvARb3y1QZH
黃承彥：「怎麼了？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vSnc81QwP
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsxbyAwgn5
我：「這個，嗯，有一些問題……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyXjoUqajw
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6b70Falf8
黃承彥：「什麼問題？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIflK8ztdH
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7SrNUCqI8
我：「就是，嗯……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ4xb0CkCW
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcUIMyw5sm
「主人。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5Qhd685xr
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救星！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ9B1ZfIpq
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVIZy3yk2q
諸葛髻根本就是料事如神，還特地回來接我：「黃姑娘請你們盡快過去。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qAK3TCkTM
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYTy1ITAK8
我對著黃承彥笑笑：「沒事，我們走吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HU5gtB2Te
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFtzGfP30r
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4he2UjCQd8
我們從後門離開，繞了一段我還沒記熟的走廊，來到飯廳。其實飯廳與客廳並沒有多少差異，只不過是房間中央一張大圓桌，桌上擺滿飯菜。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnbYyBFWud
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t0bQNVaFB
圓桌旁只有三張椅子和三副碗筷，諸葛髻侍立在一旁。我本來想叫她坐下來一起吃，但想了想，還是不要讓她又尋死比較好。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQELXQgV6k
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSxzAH7nab
我拿起碗筷，黃月英卻先開口：「等等。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaxo3z6AmK
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75kY32fhx7
「我想先問你幾個問題。」黃月英一臉一秒鐘幾十萬上下的樣子：「如果你答不出來，那也不必浪費時間吃這頓飯。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrIOrpOn1P
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjmZlXhE7x
無論如何，以拖待變，先撐過這一關再說。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECehOYQJ1H
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt5pcUKjyS
我：「幾個問題，先說清楚。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g5amUuv0o
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9znyWezFQ
黃月英：「就三個，算是牛刀小試。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtH5Hk4cje
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWcM5rt1jT
我：「請問吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jDNQd9ffw
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMaj3WrjfH
黃月英：「今有物不知其數，三三數之剩二，五五數之剩三，七七數之剩二，問物幾何？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzTwhFnhwV
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5dxoWGvvQ
喔，不就是公約數、公倍數的問題嗎？這太簡單了，我連是小學還是幼稚園學的都不記得。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPHs7mpL6j
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QGqXlWzkR
我立刻回答：「二十三。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPfSVcDhRA
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitQ60Blbsp
黃月英似乎對我回答的速度感到詫異，但也沒有太過驚訝，只是說：「小孩子都答得出來，不用得意。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkI2MwiRwB
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlySJGToEFl
我無所謂：「妳說的是。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMRzMxvXLQ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4B1zO7DXk
黃月英稍微思考，才問第二個問題：「今有一巨象，秤不能量，如何得其重？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24oF80ETO4
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這連算都不用算。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPCywh4ueW
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkgMJ10odX
我：「使象乘船，量船之水深，再以石量其等重。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGujEW3CNLb
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbDNJEicGE
黃月英咬著牙。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNAEEOpX3O
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC1XEa9o9g
真是抱歉，這故事現在可能很新鮮，但我們那時候連小朋友都聽過了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYKkH48usU
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKqyLJCcQb
黃承彥：「哈哈哈，諸葛老弟果然聰明。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEacmY7amI
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmiOTzUTyb
我：「牛刀小試罷了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDCKY9ZDMs
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO5rjQtJcR
黃月英：「我不想讓你太難看，給你三分顏色，你倒開起染房來了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzm9Y3RFjU
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTkVFskIyt
我本來還有所顧忌，怕她硬是要出一些兵法、玄卦，那我可一竅不通。幸好黃承彥誤打誤撞幫了大忙，這種題目對我來說易如反掌。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloABtWUaOM
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5sODSkD7e
這時抓到她出題的方向，我也就大膽起來：「請出題吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdvwiH9Hrr
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwi75qlKzCS
黃月英躊躇了一下，四處張望，似乎想找一點意料外的靈感，但這裡除了滿桌的菜餚，也沒別的能看。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ4AiA40xC
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6XZjn5ABM
沒想到黃月英一笑，指著麻婆豆腐：「我滿喜歡這道菜，告訴我怎麼做的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7WaysaFbd
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP00XnMReAt
我完全不會做菜，但我用最快的速度說：「油爆花椒，下辣椒、蒜、薑，炒絞肉，下蔥白，辣椒豆瓣炒香，高湯、鹽、糖入鍋，待滾，勾芡，砸蔥綠，灑香油，下香菜，上菜，完畢。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OmpTfloJa
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ClNPRcpiI
這也沒什麼，因為諸葛髻的唇語簡單好懂。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C0x2VJx9n
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv8LGLfJo2
黃月英那張醜臉這時像大便一樣臭：「好，不錯。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1R9KTDWrq
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdJtLwZsXm
我：「承讓了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiDTjrGK9Y
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgV11ktxEw
黃承彥大笑：「哈哈哈，好、好，那我們就開動吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzevJAdm7bC
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzIe53mfNr
我們動了筷子，但這餐飯其實沒什麼味覺。中間聊了一些瑣事，我都是虛應帶過，因為我一直在思考有沒有什麼腹案可以解決眼前的窘境。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuskEYFf2ja
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrncxTeaVG7
然後我想到了，只等一個機會。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFMSh1HFT7
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57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbjZvfNfDF
這頓枯索無味的飯吃到一半，黃月英突然起身：「我去一下茅廁。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyZSGtZ1Wu
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於是，我的機會這就來了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXlzB01mmP
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31zyem1ETB
我也趁機離席，在茅廁前面等黃月英出來。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01ajHNk4wN
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHG3KE01qk
黃月英出來，看到我，立刻用看到變態的表情開口：「你幹嘛？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdfCHuJKcE
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ft18rJQkJ
拜託，我對妳完全沒有興趣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM7BxwOsC6
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdvbqRuILg
抱歉，剛剛那句話忘了加上下引號，也就是「」，因為我是直接說出來了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UNY9iHhkb
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSxoyxTOdn
我解釋：「我就老實跟妳說吧，我跟妳父親借了四象八卦圖，他說可以給我，條件是我必須娶妳。我不小心把圖弄丟了，東西還不出來，所以我才裝出想娶妳的樣子。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc517fxTxy
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa2OCUj4cL
黃月英愣了一下，低聲喃喃：「那死老頭還給我弄這齣戲。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ9VIuUlaC
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpH0AhChO7
黃月英罵完黃承彥，馬上瞪著我：「剛才那些都是他教你的？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DI7SoyIOh
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mOOYbYIx3
我：「哪需要他教？簡單得很。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFGFvAORq8
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKU5JJNcx0
黃月英沉默了一下，眼神中帶著一絲難解的意思。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg9NuA8ybZ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0L27UqIVIj
難解，我也沒打算理解，直接說：「妳也不想嫁給我對吧？只要妳幫我解決四象八卦圖的問題，那我等一下就故意答錯，我不用還東西，妳也不用嫁了，算是互相幫助，怎麼樣？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGh3Q9BgrYL
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4lLWpJM7P
黃月英：「這算不上交易。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRJW5Ikqyi
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFXR3EWRI7
我：「怎麼說？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz2jIT5XsW
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfZQ0J5M48
黃月英：「四象八卦圖我背得滾瓜爛熟，重畫一張給你也行。但你又不一定答得上我的問題，怎麼能拿這個跟我交換？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpVRUfOJmn
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwls0OUBQJZ
我：「不然妳想怎麼樣？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEakAZ5O82v
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeV9kySPYHl
黃月英：「等一下我一樣給你三個考題，只要你解得出來，最後一題你就自己放棄，我爹那邊由我來應付。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvXrqZpHM2
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTabKHv4aoj
我：「這樣算四個問題吧？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdCcpL0eVC
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAgoVB5Y0E
黃月英：「第三個問題我在這邊先考你，等一下你不要回答便算。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvIH3tUutZ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6x8QopO3A
我：「請說。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBap92d3gvT
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM4OUvP6Nw
黃月英：「我想想。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8nGTu4zyl
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我：「別想太久，不然妳父親會起疑的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mx7WO6xSS
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說是這樣說，其實越快的問題越簡單也是一個重點。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnfQ13r13Y
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR07pyYszML
黃月英只頓了兩秒，看著我，卻是開口：「女大有時嫁，卻無如意郎。君若無旁騖，可有成家意？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKbrz6NLhD
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我一時語塞，她是問我，如果沒有其他事情，是不是會娶她？我用問號，但其實我有十成把握，只是一時無法相信自己在想什麼。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom6Ud7jnxl
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說真的，我實在不是一個壞人。雖然剛見面就與她針鋒相對，但我相信可恨之人必有可憐之處……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJFOvH8BLu
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V1YFFZvCZ
我不想傷她，卻又不可能騙自己會喜歡上對方。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIdE5EDpsv
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVxQRZqcKX
我：「一生閒晃盪，老大無成事。心亂誤闖道，仙人指回路。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpktUmzHRtV
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXGiQTECCW
黃月英似乎有點落寞，或只是讓我誤會了的冷淡，總之她點點頭：「知道了，我先回去，你等等再過來。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0aWjtwvnY
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NmREdYZal
黃月英離開。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVLEpqsREj
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BZhA4w11u
我腳步沉重，像是拖著鉛塊，慢慢地跟上。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykwTm61j5B
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XQnfWmrAT
我剛走進飯廳，黃月英便開口：「別浪費時間了，直接出題考你吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7eP40f8eB
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQED3eMcDu5
黃承彥：「月英，這樣太沒禮貌了，好歹等我吃完再問。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIxWH8Jw6h
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cnh2LkWAk
這對父女真是夠了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcBs1QWZp5
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAUUic6ptz
我：「您慢慢吃，畢竟是我跟黃姑娘的終身大事，我們自己該好好解決。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfLdRvXGUQ
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黃承彥：「也是。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VX45qMhWt
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAoHFoSZsQ
我：「請出題吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1CBTmZxxC
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86lCASVAUg
黃月英：「今有一童女，得怪病，不言、不食、不動、不出房門一步。各地名醫齊聚，診其病症，卻異口同聲：『女童無病。』。可有解？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV1R8Dk2Tq
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYirvfIMIAE
黃承彥聞言，搶道：「月英，妳出這題也太過偏頗，我們可是花了五年才……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqLHWRu3jS
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp5hM7lNTj
黃月英只是說：「如果他連這點問題都回答不出來，那就別奢望太多。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IRiT43l2a
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jBAVcWthL
黃承彥噤聲。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebJ0RiwYOF
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjKjd1NXIH
確實是，非常難。我想，就算是諸葛亮，也不一定能回答這個問題。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdo6GcAPrE
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCURGLs3D0
但我太瞭解這個症狀了，因為我自己也經歷過，在我的父母遭搶劫殺害，我親眼見到他們死在我面前的時候。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LstGW8A2A
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自閉症引發厭食。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHLI7SDedc
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我：「妳受過什麼刺激嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsDDbtxzWV
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTzknZOMQ7
黃月英沉默。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT4TO1AQ17
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oTKO4Su0a
我：「女童身體無病，是病在心理，通常是受到太大的驚嚇所致。幼年時最依賴父母，今日未見令堂前來，依我個人猜測，只是我隨意猜測，恐怕是親眼見到令堂遭遇不測……若有失言，請見諒。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DhYQE73cH
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxFdf0IeKg
黃月英還是沉默。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdd74jvFVN
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYTRiOWo7e
「我現在的妻子是第二任了，這孩子的母親……」黃承彥嘆了一口氣，才接著開口：「當時有一群強盜襲擊我們住的村子，我與她們母子兩人失散。待風頭過去，我回頭尋找，卻只見內人遺體，其衣衫被剝去……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzdaOXulRg
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfziJ4F1Al2
黃承彥感嘆道：「我在旁邊的木柴堆裡找到月英，幸好還有她，不然我可能沒辦法活到今日。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwSvTXTF3u
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfOl9cXdxF
「我花了很長時間開導她，過了整整五年，她才有辦法像常人一樣生活，只是對陌生人，尤其是對男人的戒心特別重。」黃承彥幾乎哽咽，但強裝出開朗神色，哈哈一笑：「但我好像對她太好，沒有好好教導婦道，讓你見笑了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KMcUwgafz
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5ZflhQTOd
我搖搖頭：「不會。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakDO9ZECkP
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAHb6GThz2
黃月英收斂起驕傲神色，淡淡地說：「你對了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOf2yutUm0
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr7dmD7C37
我一時找不到合適的話對她說。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypC6BYZmUa
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUXV7EAfKc
可恨之人，必有可憐之處。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroEP27m4v1
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRa1rL5n8R
「爹。」黃月英似乎下定什麼決心：「那個拿給他吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN7M50ecFB
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys78wuyD8l
那個？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQuESJImUD
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黃承彥：「但我們都尚未解開。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AqTeeeymH
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmaEBFWCYy
黃月英：「你故意帶來，難道不是想要給他？既然說是給有緣人，我要嫁的還不算有緣人，怎樣才算？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wGmsUdRru
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L5KQsVX0M
黃承彥：「我是要給他，但想要解開，至少得花上一年半載時間前後思量，唐突地拿來來當作考題，我沒辦法接受。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22bT7sJfTo
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI68K4gNeeR
黃月英：「你要我心甘情願，現在就該由我做主。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyokSLshNBm
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkecNUlif37
我的思緒完全插不進兩人的對話當中。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXy2wyRe69
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAcrPINBc9
黃承彥退讓了，從懷裡拿出一個雙掌剛好能握住的大小、正方形的鋼鑄盒子，說：「月英出生時，正好有一位高人在我們家作客，送了這個盒子作為賀禮，說是有緣人才能打開。這麼多年，我還是參不透其中的奧秘，本來想你們成親之後交給你，讓你來破解。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2dbKBagd3
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07eQ8Mk5MM
黃承彥將盒子交給我：「這題答不出來怪不得你，我之前說那些話，只是怕你故意裝傻而已，你不必多心。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwIfCMC6f9
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvEJglJged
其實我早就跟你女兒達成協議，不過你不知道，所以怪不得你。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwjGJzNjaz
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZqPLYUUm5
重點是，這個聽起來很困難的難題，對我而言一點難度都沒有。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QUWNZmuE2
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Nqu3IWg59
我拿著那鋼鐵盒子，有一種難以言喻的熟悉感。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw9gK3ewgG
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFViSYuYJJm
四乘四的魔術方塊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyFkz0CXVj
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVKrqFuh9r
我嚴重懷疑那位被稱為高人的仁兄，也是不小心從後世被抓來的，這明擺著就是一個魔術方塊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibBnj4oW5e
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosqcVq6jgP
我拿起盒子觀察了一下，本來應該用顏色區分，但這邊是用像是「點字」的點狀突起來區分，六面分別為正方形的四個角落，中心沒有突起。如果把遊戲規則告訴黃承彥和黃月英，我相信他們很快就會解開，但要憑空想像，確實是太難了一些。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrl4ZQvaiF
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEePZbmWRA
魔術方塊也不是每個現代人都解得開，只是我這個自閉宅男超喜歡玩魔術方塊的，四乘四根本就是蛋糕一塊。我快速轉動那魔術方塊，清脆悅耳的撞擊聲不斷響起。看著那兩人，不，是三個人目瞪口呆的樣子，讓我感到非常愉悅。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCa8ocU4JD
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不過半分鐘，搞定。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0UfNvsVEf
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當我將魔術方塊轉到指定的位置，盒子卻是整個分崩離析，嚇得我連撿起來都不來及。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbVHmNFktd
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那個盒子崩壞之後，只留下一個東西。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn1J4gO7EH
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那是個盒子。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qTXTjvn8A
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又是個盒子！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWifkokpJv
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuHkLzikDd
有沒有搞錯？盒子裡面又是個盒子，那這個盒子裡面又是個盒子我怎麼辦？如果是盒子裡有盒子，盒子外有盒子之類的繞口令怎麼辦？這不是一題，而是兩題、三題，甚至四題、五題吧！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJO63TWWgA
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvES0DCtyGt
我面無表情問道：「那位高人是因為長得特別高所以叫高人？金髮藍眼白皮膚對不對？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijYyhMaVFn
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黃承彥：「不，沒有這回事。怎麼這麼問？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvlkZ12Jbv
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHwojPGIS6
很好，不是俄羅斯人，至少不會是俄羅斯方塊，其實完全沒有根據。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGPLrexWyt
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算了，雖然我瘋狂地在內心抱怨，還是決定一次做到底。我觀察一下那個小盒子，同樣是個鐵盒，但五面光滑平整，只有一面有異樣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm55U3Eksi
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT9NNccHNb
異樣的那一面是個六乘六的滑格子遊戲，就是三十六個小圖塊中拔掉一格，想辦法將其他圖塊排成正確圖形的那個。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa03DjcPi6s
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六乘六，還不算太難，我看了一下就直接動工。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59V7hAkj1B
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然後，我相信我臉上的表情越來越怪。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqaasxzhjX
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等我完成，我已經是憋笑到內傷。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5T3EJqWDn
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqKJQ0JRtF
這下可以確定我剛剛的推測，那位高人肯定跟我同一個時代，不是金髮藍眼大概就是褐髮綠眼之類的，不是個俄國人，而是個美國人。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhjkoLqmUq
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米老鼠。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXVTUk0xcS
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竟然是一隻米老鼠！這還真得要夠有緣，有緣千年來相會，那才排得出正確的圖案。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGM3OgIPro
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但我還來不及介紹那隻老鼠，盒子前後一致性崩毀，這次就沒有嚇到我，崩毀之後留下一個東西。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9wZXo084w
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCXqFxfy7v
不是盒子，所以我才能這麼心平氣和。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqVSBsBjRC
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uTuqe39pV
那是一把掌心雷手槍，和一堆叮叮噹噹落下的子彈。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtyRALPdsq
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM1YZhTGGs
這種作弊等級的武器竟然讓我開寶箱開到，真是讓我心癢難耐超級想要獨吞，不過我得忍住，等一下還是不能回答。就算有神級的武器，但我不打算打怪吃王，所以就算了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLcExkuD7y
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprY4plhS9t
拱手讓給他們就好，把眼前的事情解決。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP0lbDDuZx
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYCidMAuar
我：「如你們所見，我過關了吧？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtBPJJ0Xi2
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwpHny9ksC
黃承彥顫抖了一下，這才反應過來：「喔，是，是啊！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNXUohaOeB
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他好像還不敢相信我只用短短一分鐘，就搞定他花了十幾年還沒想透的難題。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbntxdgOtVz
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黃月英卻沒有說話，只是一雙眼睛死死的盯著我，簡直要把我釘穿。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCqbYLcAwJ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6IxsLUXhY
我不管她，繼續說：「好了，最後一個問題，請問吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvCyDtkjBP
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDeb22ZmtI
這樣基本上是搞定了，然後我就可以繼續在這個世界混吃等死的，還多一個超厲害的僕人幫我準備三餐，完美。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArPMun2cQ4
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黃月英：「不用了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ9PxqbzRb
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喔，不用了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzYP6MtBtV
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是個好問題。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ4UoffmbX
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「我就嫁他了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyftNYfWqE
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咦？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dpb3ZoYiC
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？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg9H0PryHQ
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慢著！這跟說好的不一樣啊！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHn4aaeKtpP
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「哈哈哈！好，擇日不如撞日，直接在這裡把婚禮辦了吧！」黃承彥一邊大笑一邊走出飯廳，射出一枝沖天炮，回頭繼續說：「我已經邀了妳三叔婆、六姨公、大姨媽……我去叫他們進來，你們小倆口就先培養培養感情吧！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fxpkkbljz
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我：「等……」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj2Y9CvGBS
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黃承彥：「等什麼？春宵一刻值千金，越快越好，哈哈哈！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEBbVaB1bm
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黃承彥說完，自己跑了出去。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaITIMf6O94
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瘋了瘋了，竟然還找了一堆人在外面堵我，以為自己在演古惑仔啊？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKF7dDRaFJ
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我回頭：「妳怎麼回事？不是說好最後一題要讓我答錯的嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnWZmmc3k3
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黃月英笑了，她竟然笑了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhF4K4Uojiz
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「你這麼聰明，怎麼就不知道這世界有種東西叫反悔？」黃月英一反剛才沉重的安靜，好像放開了什麼，又變回一開始的我行我素：「總之就是這樣，請多指教，我的『良人』。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVD68n7QLP
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然後我看見家裡蜂擁而入的證人，看來是不可能反悔。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUFrQxGu4X
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後來的時間到底是怎麼流逝的，我已經沒有印象。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qoHTN84hc
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我只記得我當時的心情是這樣的。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeIPiHE6H5
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卑鄙無恥下流骯髒齷齪瘋子太扯了神經病妳老母老母老母老母老母老母老母老母老母……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT0kckiXEx
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當我回過神來，是在一片大紅色的新房裡，與穿著大紅衣、蓋著紅蓋頭的黃月英對面而坐。她坐床上，我坐椅子上。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiCRO3YdHL
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我記得有傳說紅蓋頭的習俗就是從她開始的，而且還有兩個。一個是因為她長得太醜了，怕諸葛亮在結婚前反悔，所以用紅蓋頭撐過婚禮；另一說是她其實是個大美女，只是兩人沒見過面，想測試諸葛亮是不是會以貌取人。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOGrVNoRG1
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事實證明，兩個都錯了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa27aTyE7D7
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我嘆氣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeDXhxbIw0
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黃月英笑笑問道：「怎麼了？我們是新婚，你怎麼嘆氣了？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbo2RvFSHV
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我又嘆氣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxA6yZR3Ak
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黃月英依然笑著：「你要是再嘆氣就穿盔甲睡覺吧，我刀已經準備好了。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnETIyOX6Z
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這什麼世道啊？每個女人身上都有刀，要不是想自殺，就是想謀殺親夫？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwLAIi752I
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我：「妳到底怎麼回事？不是不想嫁嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RnDvhhw11
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黃月英：「我沒有不想嫁啊，只是挑對象。而且我家那老頭你也看到了，整天在想辦法把我嫁出去，煩都煩死了，算是順便借你的名字逃出生天。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKUnDG3jQR
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我沒有回話。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBmbn5P5OX
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黃月英卻像是猜透我的心思：「而且你大可以放心，我們有夫妻之名，卻不見得要有夫妻之實啊，大不了就各過各的生活，看你之後要娶幾個，我通通無所謂。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL8tx9E7z7
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喔？這個好像不錯。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOpklJDCcf
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我：「妳說認真的？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUxlQ5GQ9c
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黃月英：「騙你的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5ZY1zGujh
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我真的不知道該怎麼跟這個女人說話，偏偏不說話只嘆氣都不行。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeaDqfP0nq
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「真是，男人都是一個樣，沒一個好東西。」黃月英搖搖頭：「我警告你，你就只能有我一個妻子，不准給我帶女人回家，更不能出去外面拈花惹草，不然你就算每天穿著整套盔甲睡覺也不會長命的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLlCxcoWHe
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最糟糕的情況，完全命中。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS5Ksi8QCL
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永遠都是猜壞事的時候準。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1wqKws9Ws
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「一臉哀莫大於心死的表情，有夠難看的。」黃月英又笑：「你要不要先掀開這蓋頭？其實真的有點熱，而且，搞不好你會發現自己再也看不上別的女人，嗯？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzDUrVPsEb
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喔？事情好像有點轉機？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnVNIJku2L
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會不會、會不會其實她只是戴著人皮面具之類的？用那紅蓋頭，想給我一個驚喜？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt3RkLwF6M
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嘖嘖，反正再慘也不過就這樣了，於是我鼓起勇氣走過去，拉開那紅蓋頭，又放了下去。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYyCPMG3Ro
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沒有什麼因為太漂亮，所以覺得自己認錯人的歡樂場景。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhxBOkv7NL
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只是，我的視覺本來已經麻痺了，經過一段時間沒看到她那張噁心的臉，這時又開始發作。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6lV0b46Mk
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我有點想吐。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDCdWkcBYm
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妳把刀給我，讓我自我了斷吧！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcCvkZ7H4K
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「哈哈哈！」黃月英用那外面的人聽起來像兩個男人結婚的低啞嗓音笑得像瘋子一樣，自己將蓋頭拉下：「超笨的，蠢死了，哈哈哈哈哈！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4haGXhV5eo
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黃月英自己笑得很爽，直到她肚子痛到笑不出來，卻還繼續無聲地笑。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlFJGWh1HG
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我根本笑不出來。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvHLgXHwDJ
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笑！我讓妳笑！媽的，這個臭女人，長得醜就算了，個性還這麼差，真的是惹火我了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdQGJ9UuKT
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我決定，整死她。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLElM2nz4u
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我保證妳以後連吃冰都會燙到！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdMmSTKSoD
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我在腦中不斷重複各種罵人的話語，想著各種超越十八禁的惡整計畫，務必要讓她知難而退，自己打消嫁給我的念頭。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPxocTsjG4
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但她的笑聲好像慢慢變了，中間越來越扭曲，令人匪夷所思。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUI253vNPR
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黃月英停下，喘了好幾口氣，才開口說：「好啦，對不起，我只是一直很想開這個玩笑。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6zHxMBjVW
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我比較在意的是，她的聲音突然變得十足嬌嫩，光是嬌喘那幾聲就讓我喘不過氣來。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4Cw8HTsws
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黃月英一把將自己的「臉」撕下。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbO2FndDEF
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我的心臟停止。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLi3LbvfMc
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她黑色的秀髮像瀑布傾瀉、如柳絮飄逸，吹彈可破的雪白皮膚透著微微粉紅，鮮紅唇瓣嬌滴滴地誘人親近，一雙眼，本來讓人無法聚焦的雙眼這時像黑洞一樣要將我吞噬。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eENm1YIGi
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她將厚重的外衣脫掉，只剩一襲短袖的薄紗，纖白修長如白玉精雕般的雙腿畢露無遺，嫩白的雙手如同流水輕搖般生姿，若隱若現的胴體更是讓人越陷越深，無法自拔。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQfaGfBaHs
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「真是有夠熱的。」黃月英甩甩頭髮，髮絲往右分靠在肩上，拿了細繩綁成馬尾模樣：「扮那醜樣一整天，連我自己都快受不了，說起來你還真厲害，竟然有辦法忍受。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiWZzL2IPy
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熱？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLct0kZWTZK
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我不知道。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs1OlACRW8
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我真的不知道。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6DdfkRaK6
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黃月英對我這膚淺的反應不以為忤，反倒是自信地笑笑：「如果有什麼稱讚我的話，我都大方接受。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MWqQqTERE
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我還是不知道，我到底該怎麼反應才好。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBViMV01g3S
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我只知道，熱死了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtn1CDVxSM
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黃月英直接走過來把我拉到床上，話匣子打開了：「再怎麼樣逞強，我還是個女人啊，喜歡打扮得美美的，當然還要有人看。只是世道險惡，尤其這張臉又招搖得不像話，只得扮個醜樣出門。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWA7HBbQ90
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她好像不只是外表褪去偽裝，連內心也放下武裝，抱怨起來跟諸葛亮那宅男一個樣，沒完沒了的。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8xy0Qjhs3
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黃月英：「你也說點話啊！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY6kdH75Di
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我：「我不懂妳在想什麼。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ddgSuCufv
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「有很多時間可以慢慢瞭解。」黃月英說得理所當然，卻又突然改變話題：「對了，我先跟你說清楚，今天你只算過了第一關，可別以為這樣就可以、可以對我怎麼樣……總之，現在開始進入觀察期，之後看你的表現我再決定。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDr2SyFcqY
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所以七天內可以退貨的意思？是這樣嗎？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIXeucpNxx
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我：「妳是說行房嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkftKtuMcxl
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黃月英臉上一紅，說：「你一定要說這麼直接嗎？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMyXPvVrGC
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這很直接嗎？我故意委婉到我自己要講出來都覺得超級怪，說做愛還比較正常一點。只能說女人的標準還真奇怪，可以脫到剩下內衣把我拉上床蓋棉被純聊天，卻一句話也說不得。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDllFFghXH
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不過，我並不討厭。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCR1nem6d4
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唉，是啊，男人就是標準的視覺動物……算了，不要牽扯到所有男人，不然又有人要抗議。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mXi8HnRI7
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我，就是我，我就是個標準的視覺動物，你要說我爛、賤、膚淺、沒人性，我都承認，但突然撿到一個美女當老婆，高興都來不及，個性什麼的已經完全被拋到腦後了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVokm7Pns1K
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我：「那現在呢？睡覺？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyIR9106vk
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黃月英：「太早了吧，我還有很多事想做呢！我早就想好要做的事了，像是聊一整個晚上的兵法，或是現在的政治局勢，如果你覺得太嚴肅，也可以跟我玩玩枕頭戰啊、丟丟毛線球之類的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN43jJER2Kd
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就算我拼命忽略堆在角落她自己帶來的十幾個枕頭好了，前面說的那些我還可以理解成平常關在家裡，只是想要第一次嘗試熬夜的畢業旅行的小朋友。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXl2LPAsTO
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後面那是怎樣？妳確定妳是找老公，而不是養一隻貓？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSnGPUW9nb
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重點是，就算找和尚來跟妳玩枕頭戰，佛也發火了吧！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCrhYHgXcc
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我直接躺下：「睡覺。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhuBGLeI9V
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黃月英拉著我的手：「起來啦！哪有這樣的。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS36zZNwqvJ
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不可能，我如果不早點睡，我看今天晚上我就要睡不著了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qYsLMM7yZ
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她越是拉我的手，我就越是躺得四平八穩。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJg3LkUiDEz
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一個不小心，卻是將她拉到了我身上。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1He0tCQM1
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眼神對上，我覺得今天晚上是不用睡了。