我在醒著的時候清醒過來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2t81adDHT
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沒有奇蹟似的回到我可愛的宿舍，身邊景色依然是竹林房間，卻已經沒有諸葛亮的身影。不，應該說已經沒有我的身影。我看著身上的青布衣，又打了自己一巴掌，輕輕的，觸感卻依然真實。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynbkq5y885
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何等的莫名其妙。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1t3WFLT0U
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我躺下，睡個回籠覺好了，看看會不會睡醒就突然跑回去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8uydjhV23
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但我還不來及閉上眼睛，竹門突然打開，一個大概八、九歲左右的孩子走了進來。就我看那應該是個小女孩，但她黑髮極短，棕衣短褲做男孩打扮，讓我不確定是個小蘿莉還是小正太，唯有十分可愛這一點可以確定。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HslESofRw
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這個十分可愛的孩子走進來，卻是冷著臉，九十度鞠躬：「主人，請問有任何吩咐？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuigOMNjKa
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這是個好問題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHGSkk6VY7
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9D45wMkfK
那孩子挺起身，又問了一次：「主人，有何吩咐？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo625VtVCQi
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好吧，看來不回應是不行了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHEEhvepSv
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKibt7dpuHC
我直截了當地問：「你知道我不是諸葛亮嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxXFDMTc1D
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaJC7mUFeJ
孩子：「知道，現在您是我的主人。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbswvekdeq1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpTx5lU898
我想了想，畢竟是古代，有幾個童男、童女當僕人是很正常的，也就沒有懷疑太多。而且諸葛亮會將替身的事情告訴她，應該是對她有一定的信任。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOxatzMpz3
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我：「你是男還是女啊？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtg569yxEXr
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孩子：「女。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzrfXlNn9e
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAbtAZnnyY
我：「叫什麼名字？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5pbnVHAGK
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwYQmp21Lc
孩子：「諸葛髻。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjEFd5ZxJB
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喔，諸葛……啊？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSuVzp8ziN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0h6AaWodj
我懷疑地問：「妳跟諸葛亮什麼關係？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mYJ23EXlV
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW4IfuYgqw
諸葛髻：「主僕。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LqvUjX577
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喔，可能只是剛好同姓？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby5sgoqR3D
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORIY8EZXo8
我決定換個方式問：「妳跟他有血緣關係嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH6GSyBFlz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D997YzKVP
諸葛髻：「同父同母。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemIHrnfqZX
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同父同母……親妹妹？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP06ix3Qa9
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mWCCdFBpj
那傢伙把親妹妹當僕人使喚啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKaqDNrQti
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW5ILBJs5n
冷靜、冷靜，他妹妹不是我妹妹，就當我什麼都沒問，我沒問，我真的沒問。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIidJgPrUDP
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo97oWybdXp
我還沒調整好心態，於是說：「沒事了，妳走開些吧，我想靜一靜。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjcqFMhxAy
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「是。」諸葛髻答應，卻又開口：「請容我提醒您，黃承彥先生約定今天會來拜訪您。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3579pvSIRk
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這麼快！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5UAs9hMvd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlEfCKZbgb
據我所知，黃承彥就是諸葛亮的岳父，換個說法，黃承彥的女兒就是諸葛亮的妻子，黃碩、黃綬、黃月英……也有可能根本沒有名字，各種說法不同。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptUSzrJOwJ
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唯一確定的是她的綽號。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxhSpbL6Sm
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阿醜！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynrg5XHI4Z
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人的名字是父母取的，明明很笨也可以叫「聰明」，明明很矮也可以叫「高」，並沒有值得參考的地方。但綽號可不一樣，尤其是這種眾人異口同聲叫出來的綽號，一個人的特徵表露無遺。加上當事人的口述，可以拿來當直接證據的人證口供，這位黃小姐醜到諸葛亮都要逃跑，尊容可以想見。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhBU58gSUA
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不過，我印象中她是一位溫柔賢淑的人，諸葛亮卻說她「個性差得用老母形容都侮辱老母」……雖然我不知道老母到底是有多差，但肯定不是一件好事。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1eq35QUCq
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要知道，如果是一位溫柔賢淑的大老婆，醜一點無所謂，在這個年代大可以娶兩個、三個，甚至四個、五個都無所謂，搞不好還有助家庭和諧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEi4YPG2Ro
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但一個又凶又醜的老婆就是另一回事了，想像一下，如果你的老婆是你的老媽，那完全是一個災難是不是？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3E5lhWZRi
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好吧，我承認那比喻怪怪的，但大概可以理解諸葛亮想要逃跑的心情。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLguW4rtaNe
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我：「何時會過來？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZu7PJQbP0
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLc8Aaqpr3
諸葛髻：「會過來用午膳。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCRtcXWHUk
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTNsgWPyLQ
我：「現在什麼時候了？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjwnpqJMTX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74gmPLUMMi
諸葛髻：「巳時剛過。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoiQUKMTDX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQCUr96GRq
十一點！連逃跑的時間都不給我，真不愧是諸葛亮。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lBQIVKcUf
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8MEEg0ixQ
諸葛髻：「主人是否要梳洗更衣？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpQ0VyfRo9
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4uTD4AlUo
我想起「我」披頭散髮的樣子，無論接下來會如何，體面點出去見人總是比較好說話一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DDNlY7bae
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我：「好吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdui7jhCw2V
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29V36caKWp
諸葛髻：「請稍等。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhq6fAhBJo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9wGWayDso
諸葛髻先從旁邊提了張高腳凳到我面前，然後走出房間。我透過房門看出去，那是一條用青石板鋪出來，十分深長的走廊，或許這個地方比我想像中要大一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkm8xMkbFP
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諸葛髻沒有走遠，只是在門外彎下腰，拿著一個裝著小水盆和幾條布條的大水盆進來，將水盆擺在凳子上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM448yWzKG1
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我正打算要洗臉，諸葛髻卻阻止我，搶道：「請讓我侍奉您。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqVpqxkV49
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我：「不用了，我自己來。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8jECSLq4a
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeahIYBTiCa
諸葛髻愣了一下，似乎是受到了很大的驚嚇，隨即又轉為淡然哀傷，最後像是看破一切：「是。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYfht6Ns3l
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反應也太奇怪了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxhrLrCYzV
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諸葛髻從懷中拿出一把小刀。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklos5SdUyk
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我嚇了一大跳：「妳幹什麼？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQhKSEwdkh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ZUy02V8O
諸葛髻：「既然主人不需要我，那我就沒有活下去的意義。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjubNoXW7Ic
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vXydZxs5c
諸葛髻說完，揮刀往自己脖子上抹去。她手起刀落異常快速，我根本反應不過來，眼看她就要血濺當場。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAellxlrRS
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但我的身體已經自動將諸葛髻的手抓住，好像有點厲害。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCmhPnBeov
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xxr9OUmmN
過兩秒，我的腦袋才反應過來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZIZ1ch9C9
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbeaE8NYbk
我不住喘氣。媽的，真的有必要這麼激進？要死之前先溝通一下行不行？打個生命線好不好？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3kCldqBjA
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我把她的刀子拿走，說：「好、好，那就交給妳了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRyzlvgwXE
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWxLeXF6i5
不給妳洗我的臉妳就要去死，再不願意也得願意啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo7AaXt700
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOXT24UPIK
諸葛髻簡直像看穿了我的心思：「如果主人不願意，請不用顧忌我。我只不過是個僕人，我的生命比起您的喜樂是微不足道的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmASnu0gArO
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPGEtzqEc1
我：「讓人幫我洗臉就是我的夢想啊！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0M8o7EMk9
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0VKG1dkX1
諸葛髻點點頭：「那請您坐好。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXY6tntLwD
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4eE6Rt8db
我就這麼呆坐著，等著諸葛髻拿毛巾沾水緩緩擦拭我的臉龐，盛水給我漱口拿盆子在旁邊接著，用梳子整理我長得毫無意義的頭髮……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxHuoAPPVX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphoJIdOMBV
超級奇怪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu31G0SY0a
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXKPybW2IC
這種階級觀念，或根本是諸葛亮亂灌輸他妹妹的錯誤觀念，一時間令人十分難以接受。不過，救人一命勝造七級浮屠，我就當作是做善事吧，忍耐、忍耐、忍耐。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF6P0iv2LX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0LKZscNFE
「給我慢著！」怎麼脫起我的衣服啦？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8khnUZoza
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudATMbRTcG
諸葛髻已經拉掉我腰上的繫帶，正要脫下我的衣服。開什麼玩笑，我很清楚知道諸葛亮裡面一件內衣都沒有，拉掉這件布，我就是一塊活生生赤裸裸的肉。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFssFwKM5CW
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不！絕不！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvYf5h8oJm
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諸葛髻卻是給我一個無法理解的表情，問道：「主人，怎麼了？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnVG1MQDpN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHaz34im45
我：「換衣服我自己來就行了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc056F6nmeB
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eIbO3XVo5
諸葛髻鬆開手，我鬆了一口氣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzi3IjfQWNi
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她就拿著繩子去一旁上吊了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Rbap23wZ
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我：「等等、等等！好，讓妳幫我，我不動就是了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k0ZlivLQ7
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Jj3LETuh7
諸葛髻將繩子放下，道：「主人不需要管我……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R6mLQOZoq
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0zi8dOK4Y
我：「我命令妳幫我更衣。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhxsb8SsMB
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諸葛髻：「是。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyjjH5fj6W
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIv7uESBqs
唉，這種被兒童保護團體看到肯定會被找去關切的畫面，我就不多解釋。但諸葛髻那熟練而習以為常的動作倒是讓我安心不少，至少我不是一個猥褻女童的變態。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFVWwX1gM6
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偷罵我是鬼父（似戀童）的自己去面壁，好好反省你的變態人生。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcxD7e6TF9
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我「被」換上了一件能在竹林起保護色作用的綠色鑲黃邊長袍，頂上一個灰黑高帽罩住我盤起的頭髮，銅鏡一照，還算是人模人樣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHM6lp9ExZ
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換好衣服，諸葛髻領著我出去，經過青石走廊，進入一個石磚房子的客廳。那客廳按一般眼光來說十分簡陋，沒有主位，只有左右兩邊各兩張共四張椅子，每張椅子旁邊擺著一張茶桌。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuBIHo4WPd
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就沒了！空蕩到說是家徒四壁也不為過。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8taopkhEv
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不過，客廳三面採光，門口正對一個五開屏風大小的空洞，直接看到外面竹林蓊鬱，好像天然壁畫；牆角一個檀木薰香燒起白煙，香氣瀰漫空氣中，令人感到放鬆；大門外又是一個青石板通道，蜿蜒隱沒在竹林當中。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNOpM9OkWA
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不會令人感覺寒酸，反而有種遠離塵囂的風雅之感。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2FLqvR0lp
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諸葛髻一躬身，道：「請主人在此等候。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkRggclmyS
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她說完就直接離開，我則是隨意坐下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChisc9HAZQ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OglgWzw9V
如果要我為這個章節寫一個三國演義的標題，就是：悍妻阿醜張牙舞爪，無賴臥龍捲款潛逃。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXim9TyqBUw
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以此推測下一章，大概是：黃氏午來髮怒衝，孔明未出身先死。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxQ90sszAQ
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是的，我猜我的死亡率高達九成。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLqC9ObCQ8
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怎麼說？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8rdD2Uoca
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aOpJ58C3F
因為我不打算娶他女兒，但我又還不出東西。欠債不還人的遇上暴力討債集團，還能有什麼好下場？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DyBMtVvpJ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDkJmR9Z2e
賭一把了，如果死不了，我相信大難不死必有後福的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrGHwAI2rC
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叮叮叮！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHy59pZQhh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5sGQEPowT
外頭傳來鐵片撞擊的聲音，我還沒會過意，諸葛髻已經走到客廳，說：「客人來了，主人要出去迎接嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInSGUCsAPX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXhVwx4MaF
是門鈴，竟然是門鈴。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0Dn4b1YQd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6C2Nfs11d
我：「我該出去嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjlwNQx8TS
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEWvb3T0ro
諸葛髻：「由您自己決定。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRhPugZiJ1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0paaWW5J1f
我想了一下，禮多人不怪，還是出去迎接一下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwre3Rhea6
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERP1aYua8X
但我才起身，諸葛髻就開口：「但我勸您別去。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhQ23uZTiN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qnYPz8lt2
等我決定了再勸我，很好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEqM5m84hx
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukn0jVEsn9
我：「為什麼？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQPPyeSUgY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMKUPlSFOL
諸葛髻：「對方並非俗人，來意也很清楚，一點點禮數並不重要。您應該留在這裡，甚至先去一旁躲著，一方面可以觀察對方，另一方面可以自抬身價，增加與對方談判的空間。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUiCXxdi98
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMsXDil3jz
我：「妳怎麼知道我要跟他們談判？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ694qiEMxiC
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh80qfLMiZa
諸葛髻：「主人的表情應該收斂一點，比較好隱藏思緒。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjD1yTnAjn
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96BJxXulfC
被一個小女孩看透的感覺真是糟糕透頂。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduVug05YAa
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vmLGcfIcE
我裝出嚴肅的表情：「妳去請他們進來。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPi8i5E1Jb
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe1n7mgBYl
諸葛髻一躬身，走了出去。而我決定接受諸葛髻的建議，先離開客廳，躲在窗戶外面觀察。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EmW5ygEBq
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45ixX3GQKR
沒多久，諸葛髻帶著兩個人走進來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dESjM2BIe
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9268zF0N1
先進來的是一名男性老者，他有著跟諸葛亮一樣做作的長髮，髮色銀白雪亮到像是故意染成銀色的，身材高大壯碩，一張臉紅潤飽滿，雖然看得出來上了年紀，卻不顯老態。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrZDbLnRXt
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後面進來的一名女子，或著說從身材來看是一名女子。其實這名女子的身材確實不錯，目測身高是一百七十公分左右，黑色長髮披肩，雖然外面包著一件棕色風衣，還是能知道她的身材修長勻稱，尤其是傲人的胸前第二性徵十分惹眼，我的眼睛都不知道該往哪裡看了，在千年後絕對是各種女神。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgAM98ao0r
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只可惜這時候沒有修圖技術，更沒辦法整形。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEgqzjWotP
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3y2uLWcsZ
她的臉，或說「應該是臉的部位」，完全不成模樣。皮膚鬆垮垮的像隻太過老邁的鬥牛犬，上面長滿紅黑交雜的斑斑點點，鼻頭膿包紅腫像是長了蟲的半顆蓮霧，一顆長著痣的瘤塊霸佔整個額頭。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFjf5g72x7
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXhc2lq70v
我不喜歡美女，我只注重氣質內涵，那當然都是騙人的，但我真的不是一個非常在意外表的人。那些被同學朋友叫歪妹、恐龍妹、醜頭怪臉、河東獅子吼、豬八戒坐飛機醜到飛天的，我還是會保持一般朋友的態度交往，至少至少，不會做出一些歧視的行為。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkXAx0kcPq
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但我連看著這個女人都辦不到。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH155UPZ9ez
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很不想承認，但那應該就是黃承彥和他女兒。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh3FpEjqb3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbEEsq6tQ4
兩人走進客廳，黃承彥還站著，身為女兒的卻已經坐下，坐姿跟我想像中中國古代溫柔端莊的女性完全不一樣，只差一隻腳沒有跨上椅子，不然簡直活脫脫像個山老大。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcdsvBDqTR
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mgWHVwfDk
諸葛髻請黃承彥入座，接著道：「我去請主人過來。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g42Ez0YYc
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl43bpHaE0
我走向後門，讓諸葛髻從後門走出來就能立刻遇見我，並帶著諸葛髻走遠一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYwAGs2Y23
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TinZAQjFM
確定客廳的兩人聽不到我說話，我才開口：「那個女人叫什麼名字？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFA31t1E81
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacm30uNqFI
諸葛髻：「黃月英。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rcJUPSmaN
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原來是黃月英！奇聞軼事的可信度反而比寫得正經八百的史書高。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2wCND1whM
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我突然想起一件事：「對了，諸葛亮以前見過她嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxRQELALEI
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6GFDYEBQb
諸葛髻：「遠遠看過一次，並不認識。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOynN1Wy16s
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zWA4k4gPo
我：「那她有沒有比較忌諱的話？像是豬啊、醜啊，還是老母之類的？會不會特別容易發怒？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Lhg2aR1p0
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqb72QJoDQ
諸葛髻：「當時看到她是在酒館，一個醉漢被她打得全身是傷。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJGgJe08LJ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5z0JfssxG
我：「喔？為什麼？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY9KVfsCHX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFryFmTMqC9
諸葛髻：「那個人看了她一眼。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzWgeq5m5y
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……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r5kHtMlJR
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沒了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uW2fUStsa
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流氓啊！根本就是屁孩小混混啊！我幾乎可以想像她當時的台詞──「看　」、「怎樣」、「不爽逆」，然後就砸酒瓶了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd53VAi9Emn
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我走到門前，竟然膽怯了。又站了兩分鐘左右，才推開門走進去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTJYg3juwE
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三人眼神交會。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppURPuQlE5
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmapbRNGsSJ
心情怪到難以言喻，但我還是硬著頭皮走上前。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCQwZ9ocSa
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlKFB9km1F
黃承彥起身，笑道：「哈哈哈，諸葛老弟，還真要人三催四請啊！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnUsCrr45d
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUej0EP7ka
我淡淡地說：「一個不注意，睡過頭了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CaC5cCoke
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s3MoPOrAL
黃承彥：「你不會忘了我們有約吧？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgc5JlPH44
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDYroBBwmH
我：「怎麼可能？先坐吧，僕人很快就把午飯弄好。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZo95MazI9
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坐？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJe2CMAXMG
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我還來不及坐，黃月英已經站起，走到我面前。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2gVFoS5FN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBmBgXdjld
黃月英看了我一眼，眼神能有多鄙視就有多鄙視，用低啞到像砂紙摩擦的聲音說：「就這個傢伙？看起來有夠蠢的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99bOwoYHDt
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蠢？我都還沒嫌妳醜，竟然說我蠢？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsnrmKuWIu
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHe668tG1D
黃承彥連忙緩頰：「月英，妳怎麼能這樣說話？他的長相當然比不上爹爹，妳就別把標準放太高了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPJFBRKSbQ
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等等，這好像不是緩頰？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mNN3BRnCO
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyJ47XtqAI
「你閉嘴，你說此人才智天下無雙，我才勉強過來看看的。」黃月英竟是用斥罵的語氣：「要是你騙我，回去就有你好看。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcIKiUekbG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1G0R2r2Ra
黃承彥：「我知道，但妳答應過，只要他的才智勝過妳，妳就肯嫁給他，這可不能賴吧？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qen6g2YcY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVLWlYHELr
黃月英：「那是不可能的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wotN5OylW
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOkHyW5ExK
這兩個父女很適合去說相聲，一搭一唱讓我連話都插不上。順便一提，這兩個人莫名其妙的自信也是一絕。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FlzdmQ6W4
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不過這時我發現一個重點，可能是我唯一的一線生機。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJekMyA2O5x
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrmZLlbP6W
黃月英本人並不想嫁給我。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPccOjKA5Qc
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjM1sPwigY
我的思緒快速轉動，將情況瞭解一遍。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNltTGX5iO0
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnOndXSQpY
黃月英大概是個被寵上天、自視甚高、得了公主病的女人，是不是真的很聰明則有待商榷；黃承彥八成是受不了這女兒，想找個男人把他推入火坑──我沒有打錯性別──只是黃月英開了條件，對方要比她聰明才行。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfu74KbIf8
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我立刻想到了一個好方法。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkrUqLSrbw
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我：「兩位，且先聽我一言。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g4cVHZmrg
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi5pargxsd
兩人同時看著我。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcQXj7RJoX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG28La8dAd
我：「窈窕淑女、君子好逑，以黃姑娘沉魚落雁、閉月羞花之貌，追求的男子必如蜂趨於蜜、蟻就於糖，卻又冰雪聰明、有九龍之智，實令在下難擋愛慕之心、追求之意。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp28xFU4VL
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIKntGR6mH
如果有機會，我一定帶一籃水果去謝謝我的國文老師。當然，是沒機會了我才這麼說。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbGLyKB1v1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3U8iqrotO
黃月英：「你說話也太噁心了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbcaJJqPpG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW5lzdcwAT
我竟然被古人嫌棄了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7h9UIW6GBB
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不！我不能灰心，我堅持繼續說下去：「在下雖一貧如洗、身無長才，更配不上姑娘萬分之一，還是想盡力一試，一博姑娘青睞。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU2OUqhn36
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZmKDUoUHU
黃月英將臉湊到我面前，面無表情，冷冷地說：「你確定？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBaybUuh2D
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHHMR4rHbY
是個好問題，我有點想吐。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7HPSNVUp4
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEBUUjWb7N
我若無其事轉身，坐到椅子上──其實我有點腿軟這就不說了──這才接話：「當然。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnPg7KJFqo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeot68Yuu9g
但那個傢伙走前兩步，又把臉湊到我面前：「真的？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc5vAigCME
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO9XwL1cOU
靠！臭女人，她真的不知道自己那張臉有夠醜的，簡直是不知羞恥、不守婦道、喪盡天良，根本就是公害！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQhXtf3mpE
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd18n7J2V5B
我無處可躲，只能看著對方的眼睛，拼命忍住吐得她滿臉都是的衝動，說：「絕對是真的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjQB0f7aCk
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmkor1CxH6
黃月英這才與我拉開距離：「行，反正我答應我爹了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1axyVwfHDZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IxicO3MTE
她不屑地笑了下：「前提是你有實力才行。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3A0v0gERq
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搞定！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuLJCKhgOx
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還真以為我想娶妳啊，也不去照照鏡子！長得不好看就算了，個性還比老母還糟糕，零分。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtS3WwPIgr
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我只要假裝很努力、但最後還是沒辦法完成黃月英的要求，那就算仁至義盡，娶不了她就不是我的問題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOFMMF9h5m
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnzlmUPjMl
這時諸葛髻走了進來：「午膳已經準備好了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxt4ptg8NS
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJHJPevC10
「有什麼話，吃過午飯再說吧！」我做出個邀請的姿勢：「請。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobSWSZcLsL
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「等一等。」黃承彥卻另有打算：「月英，妳先過去，我有話單獨跟他說。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r2urDdKPZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu6TysoeuQ
我點頭示意諸葛髻帶著黃月英先離開。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvj5xQilFz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufWJ1WxvjT
待兩人離開，黃承彥劈頭就說：「諸葛老弟，借了我的四象八卦圖去，有沒有什麼進展？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6ZoznrlWM
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7PRRNFZhT
我根本就不知道那是什麼鬼，隨便胡扯：「太過深奧，尚未有所斬獲。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtM0suPNIH
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCJe46mk17
黃承彥笑了幾聲，道：「哈哈，那可是我畢生精髓，短短幾天當然無法理解。不過你放心，只要你娶了小女，我再向你詳加解釋，以你的才智，不出七天就能融會貫通。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7Y4bBuLoo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToxD15Rrss
我：「你太看得起我了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5123DHcTU
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB7hHZGNS2
「你太過謙虛了，我們交往這麼久，還裝什麼？」黃承諺點頭：「不過，小女是我一手調教，我也提醒過她你對兵法玄卦無一不通，她可不會出你擅長的題目。想贏她，你可得拿出真本事了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PFglJHixO
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2avKarAj7r
誰要跟你交往啊，噁心死了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q9QsbRNEv
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrY93wEysX
我：「黃姑娘天資聰穎，也是我心之所向，我只能說我會盡力。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6iw1EtlFB
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdMeuckJl3
黃承彥嘖嘖兩聲：「說真的，小女是被我嬌寵過頭，個性差了一點，如果這門婚事成了，希望你能多多包涵。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoa11iqCd0
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBKGnBl0yk
我：「黃姑娘是個性直爽、誠實中肯。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEg2cX3GUh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ603N6pd2UL
黃承彥的表情一點都不相信我的話：「不過我醜話還是說在前頭，如果你過不了她那一關，借你的東西還是得還給我，要是想賴帳，可別怪我不客氣。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV1PPZd0GT
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBd8unVxzh
完了，我的完美計畫在還未實行之前就被狠狠地一槍搗破。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclcKUdHesc
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVs0ohbIgT
我勉強說：「這是當然。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj00NkspRw
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMPFhM2exx
黃承彥：「好了，我們過去吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3ag7BEDWh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOTXlwasZn
「好。」我走了兩步，就停下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bT03tZ7Oi
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoCZSSQuWZ
有一個問題，在哪裡吃飯？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQtf7fYwYM
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGI522S5rW
黃承彥：「怎麼了？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDYK0qWTER
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvSQRiNmdC
我：「這個，嗯，有一些問題……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4BDe2LNBL
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcoxb1XuNS
黃承彥：「什麼問題？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeugnpyVQx3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vywkFL7Mi
我：「就是，嗯……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6uTd9iNSN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtwxfzkNvO
「主人。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgqdyHb2ja
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xsEnmiTAe
救星！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6hH1Lwa7O
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpAGZOhLps
諸葛髻根本就是料事如神，還特地回來接我：「黃姑娘請你們盡快過去。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl46RUJOQvb
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizcQo3yBue
我對著黃承彥笑笑：「沒事，我們走吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGE78qkkNd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHBYz72YCX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrjhxbf1Ze
我們從後門離開，繞了一段我還沒記熟的走廊，來到飯廳。其實飯廳與客廳並沒有多少差異，只不過是房間中央一張大圓桌，桌上擺滿飯菜。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhks1uaaI3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wt86rhnzk
圓桌旁只有三張椅子和三副碗筷，諸葛髻侍立在一旁。我本來想叫她坐下來一起吃，但想了想，還是不要讓她又尋死比較好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJjaD099UZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTIBJTt75M
我拿起碗筷，黃月英卻先開口：「等等。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS6FcjagUW
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52ubw4lmw9
「我想先問你幾個問題。」黃月英一臉一秒鐘幾十萬上下的樣子：「如果你答不出來，那也不必浪費時間吃這頓飯。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAZTsA4rer
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Hme8VvKVG
無論如何，以拖待變，先撐過這一關再說。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8e737URWKI
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCcYO4fg29
我：「幾個問題，先說清楚。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNmMLTyy7E
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOacQrLndj
黃月英：「就三個，算是牛刀小試。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R6fVrciEA
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xs5k2Ax8a
我：「請問吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yM9VOiD2c
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVq69XuIN9
黃月英：「今有物不知其數，三三數之剩二，五五數之剩三，七七數之剩二，問物幾何？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkc3Q5PBge
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZzf29awPs
喔，不就是公約數、公倍數的問題嗎？這太簡單了，我連是小學還是幼稚園學的都不記得。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkGJbgfAsE
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdFN0VzTKx
我立刻回答：「二十三。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmL2VlzoR8g
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS6KZgedjn
黃月英似乎對我回答的速度感到詫異，但也沒有太過驚訝，只是說：「小孩子都答得出來，不用得意。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWvDX7gz8R
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImjT8cHw6S
我無所謂：「妳說的是。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMt4ktiBIEj
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrEgGbDNyO
黃月英稍微思考，才問第二個問題：「今有一巨象，秤不能量，如何得其重？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEHedylaW5
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl9tqDYpWT
這連算都不用算。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30m8TTmahP
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYyHg2p0e6
我：「使象乘船，量船之水深，再以石量其等重。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkwQesnCYI
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q77LyHwQJ
黃月英咬著牙。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq5otVsG2h
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSI7CimaYh
真是抱歉，這故事現在可能很新鮮，但我們那時候連小朋友都聽過了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaK97d7XZD
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhhM2Qujbj
黃承彥：「哈哈哈，諸葛老弟果然聰明。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYsnASOeoD
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ3zs40EKw
我：「牛刀小試罷了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiIfeW3NdG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR0ATUIDoV
黃月英：「我不想讓你太難看，給你三分顏色，你倒開起染房來了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttG1dvs1fu
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK9rkbCRbb
我本來還有所顧忌，怕她硬是要出一些兵法、玄卦，那我可一竅不通。幸好黃承彥誤打誤撞幫了大忙，這種題目對我來說易如反掌。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOUHc6NPNv
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb18L4J4VP
這時抓到她出題的方向，我也就大膽起來：「請出題吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eyhtdKuvd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPBR6oWlom
黃月英躊躇了一下，四處張望，似乎想找一點意料外的靈感，但這裡除了滿桌的菜餚，也沒別的能看。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfoZuwbXCR
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT3XMbFpb5
沒想到黃月英一笑，指著麻婆豆腐：「我滿喜歡這道菜，告訴我怎麼做的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7h8CDdOaG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBVqXCWSAH
我完全不會做菜，但我用最快的速度說：「油爆花椒，下辣椒、蒜、薑，炒絞肉，下蔥白，辣椒豆瓣炒香，高湯、鹽、糖入鍋，待滾，勾芡，砸蔥綠，灑香油，下香菜，上菜，完畢。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC8RxrjvOT
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaNUhdxrLA
這也沒什麼，因為諸葛髻的唇語簡單好懂。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ564ERYViPu
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAfIywfmFu
黃月英那張醜臉這時像大便一樣臭：「好，不錯。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeM52zhv0I
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrw2A5SUDm
我：「承讓了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31y1WoMQj2
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTbljFBRge
黃承彥大笑：「哈哈哈，好、好，那我們就開動吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMABelIQx7y
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04P6DH7UgS
我們動了筷子，但這餐飯其實沒什麼味覺。中間聊了一些瑣事，我都是虛應帶過，因為我一直在思考有沒有什麼腹案可以解決眼前的窘境。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNxLBVR1kQ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ViqqZbglg
然後我想到了，只等一個機會。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgpmZPQdoZ
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58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuREWHydVZ
這頓枯索無味的飯吃到一半，黃月英突然起身：「我去一下茅廁。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8h56oyMaO
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於是，我的機會這就來了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ798aZWfTWo
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我也趁機離席，在茅廁前面等黃月英出來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ8nVA5Jot
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdWY8awlOe
黃月英出來，看到我，立刻用看到變態的表情開口：「你幹嘛？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH9Zyag13Y
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGvxBsDAus
拜託，我對妳完全沒有興趣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0F0Uk3vKE
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITJ2FnSrsp
抱歉，剛剛那句話忘了加上下引號，也就是「」，因為我是直接說出來了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj0l9utFQK
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5D3fQHIdg
我解釋：「我就老實跟妳說吧，我跟妳父親借了四象八卦圖，他說可以給我，條件是我必須娶妳。我不小心把圖弄丟了，東西還不出來，所以我才裝出想娶妳的樣子。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4tYspc85E
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo6KbXg4rH
黃月英愣了一下，低聲喃喃：「那死老頭還給我弄這齣戲。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xxf4LUOU8
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOMwP82wf1
黃月英罵完黃承彥，馬上瞪著我：「剛才那些都是他教你的？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNJZTchXyD
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVki1LBTcRs
我：「哪需要他教？簡單得很。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcsk57F5vq
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoNNAuCMtm
黃月英沉默了一下，眼神中帶著一絲難解的意思。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNRgoIYNnq
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDBOfcYzAz
難解，我也沒打算理解，直接說：「妳也不想嫁給我對吧？只要妳幫我解決四象八卦圖的問題，那我等一下就故意答錯，我不用還東西，妳也不用嫁了，算是互相幫助，怎麼樣？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunD2VJD8OU
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDexkkRuD1x
黃月英：「這算不上交易。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9EBDOWeye
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsShOmq6j5t
我：「怎麼說？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmoEpCEwNm
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5gPcKNwet
黃月英：「四象八卦圖我背得滾瓜爛熟，重畫一張給你也行。但你又不一定答得上我的問題，怎麼能拿這個跟我交換？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2iJScCGMk
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4fVZKBM2u
我：「不然妳想怎麼樣？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET3v1PYxjh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqKeSULuPT
黃月英：「等一下我一樣給你三個考題，只要你解得出來，最後一題你就自己放棄，我爹那邊由我來應付。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHBpHtJYUh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuSs5kJVjo
我：「這樣算四個問題吧？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqahhvlE0PC
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWE3282BGr
黃月英：「第三個問題我在這邊先考你，等一下你不要回答便算。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOqAH0p97e
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkGSMZpwrp
我：「請說。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJyHIhxirh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesiBZ7zOv2
黃月英：「我想想。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6zx1JQXT4
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhkQ06o3ho
我：「別想太久，不然妳父親會起疑的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1kcQ0tLpc
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說是這樣說，其實越快的問題越簡單也是一個重點。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqg76ZasqD
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZu8DUOSrV
黃月英只頓了兩秒，看著我，卻是開口：「女大有時嫁，卻無如意郎。君若無旁騖，可有成家意？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcPzusRfpb
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我一時語塞，她是問我，如果沒有其他事情，是不是會娶她？我用問號，但其實我有十成把握，只是一時無法相信自己在想什麼。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgvJSIC71b
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說真的，我實在不是一個壞人。雖然剛見面就與她針鋒相對，但我相信可恨之人必有可憐之處……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zO5PgWoZd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWsduPbDKm
我不想傷她，卻又不可能騙自己會喜歡上對方。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMGTQqAeYY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJCAocbAV2
我：「一生閒晃盪，老大無成事。心亂誤闖道，仙人指回路。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIRjLCSUbs
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiCEHnaxGd
黃月英似乎有點落寞，或只是讓我誤會了的冷淡，總之她點點頭：「知道了，我先回去，你等等再過來。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWzI3y1xXX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE2OJvvl36
黃月英離開。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilIRCPPwmV
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFslaclD0Y9
我腳步沉重，像是拖著鉛塊，慢慢地跟上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt9oZMA54f
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1uyGVlXDa
我剛走進飯廳，黃月英便開口：「別浪費時間了，直接出題考你吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzXpyT8gc4
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0hAHykseb
黃承彥：「月英，這樣太沒禮貌了，好歹等我吃完再問。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIag8ovbfU
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNvJuArO2L
這對父女真是夠了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kRs2MjIXi
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4WQv6S6Yf
我：「您慢慢吃，畢竟是我跟黃姑娘的終身大事，我們自己該好好解決。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDpbnkHiKe
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELWScoJHAD
黃承彥：「也是。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllEhc5VP60
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6BBSjOiOn
我：「請出題吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNocb6LPU3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WNppaKc9c
黃月英：「今有一童女，得怪病，不言、不食、不動、不出房門一步。各地名醫齊聚，診其病症，卻異口同聲：『女童無病。』。可有解？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUw75OdeAG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXqibBhdfl
黃承彥聞言，搶道：「月英，妳出這題也太過偏頗，我們可是花了五年才……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIazteCGXSm
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO971G5MBc8
黃月英只是說：「如果他連這點問題都回答不出來，那就別奢望太多。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFnbj6M71d
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黃承彥噤聲。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMw9wOk5gA
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確實是，非常難。我想，就算是諸葛亮，也不一定能回答這個問題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBupXnBTFoo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUvX13XVfc
但我太瞭解這個症狀了，因為我自己也經歷過，在我的父母遭搶劫殺害，我親眼見到他們死在我面前的時候。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmcN4jkoub
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自閉症引發厭食。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbnVqzx3hu
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6l850cwOA
我：「妳受過什麼刺激嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDJJ6Yr9ZY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQvNkvQmvq
黃月英沉默。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwOA5fV8Ti
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVUvMs2F9K
我：「女童身體無病，是病在心理，通常是受到太大的驚嚇所致。幼年時最依賴父母，今日未見令堂前來，依我個人猜測，只是我隨意猜測，恐怕是親眼見到令堂遭遇不測……若有失言，請見諒。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCjFyCGS37
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6snp6cHiV
黃月英還是沉默。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzW7Ohd2P5
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「我現在的妻子是第二任了，這孩子的母親……」黃承彥嘆了一口氣，才接著開口：「當時有一群強盜襲擊我們住的村子，我與她們母子兩人失散。待風頭過去，我回頭尋找，卻只見內人遺體，其衣衫被剝去……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjSo5D8nwj
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSCmbNnKIL
黃承彥感嘆道：「我在旁邊的木柴堆裡找到月英，幸好還有她，不然我可能沒辦法活到今日。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpEoHT1Nu5
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKTI9dRsdW
「我花了很長時間開導她，過了整整五年，她才有辦法像常人一樣生活，只是對陌生人，尤其是對男人的戒心特別重。」黃承彥幾乎哽咽，但強裝出開朗神色，哈哈一笑：「但我好像對她太好，沒有好好教導婦道，讓你見笑了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5bOFP2WEm
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eCH5dnxuT
我搖搖頭：「不會。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2ay1U1grS
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDDGS17gOe
黃月英收斂起驕傲神色，淡淡地說：「你對了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0m6uBLWXo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHE5gQnJM6
我一時找不到合適的話對她說。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CeOecMSfO
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfn7RBICU3
可恨之人，必有可憐之處。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVT8rfczvt
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3ofylazC1
「爹。」黃月英似乎下定什麼決心：「那個拿給他吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmsPh1zycK
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceNTimFLsa
那個？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BmZFxWHpw
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黃承彥：「但我們都尚未解開。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUacci6mPJh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIrfHe6aEI
黃月英：「你故意帶來，難道不是想要給他？既然說是給有緣人，我要嫁的還不算有緣人，怎樣才算？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUIy3NPHXS
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkprPCnFXdG
黃承彥：「我是要給他，但想要解開，至少得花上一年半載時間前後思量，唐突地拿來來當作考題，我沒辦法接受。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVthIsESYb
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8bWG9IjFE
黃月英：「你要我心甘情願，現在就該由我做主。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp5xgNhkA3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNGQNEGFSr
我的思緒完全插不進兩人的對話當中。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWZiXdtRET
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdVDELJSAB
黃承彥退讓了，從懷裡拿出一個雙掌剛好能握住的大小、正方形的鋼鑄盒子，說：「月英出生時，正好有一位高人在我們家作客，送了這個盒子作為賀禮，說是有緣人才能打開。這麼多年，我還是參不透其中的奧秘，本來想你們成親之後交給你，讓你來破解。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7nGsnmtuZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fvY60TKZ7
黃承彥將盒子交給我：「這題答不出來怪不得你，我之前說那些話，只是怕你故意裝傻而已，你不必多心。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvh5NsSksWq
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx1frCLImz
其實我早就跟你女兒達成協議，不過你不知道，所以怪不得你。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPUNqKTdHG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGiJA3D8ph
重點是，這個聽起來很困難的難題，對我而言一點難度都沒有。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekOfySwgdH
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOflR5Y0Ak
我拿著那鋼鐵盒子，有一種難以言喻的熟悉感。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnOyQmRGQj
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkSp6Q8HT4
四乘四的魔術方塊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5Ek100Phj
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我嚴重懷疑那位被稱為高人的仁兄，也是不小心從後世被抓來的，這明擺著就是一個魔術方塊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtwtRf3uwT
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6QhKHhyhx
我拿起盒子觀察了一下，本來應該用顏色區分，但這邊是用像是「點字」的點狀突起來區分，六面分別為正方形的四個角落，中心沒有突起。如果把遊戲規則告訴黃承彥和黃月英，我相信他們很快就會解開，但要憑空想像，確實是太難了一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCkhqkUKnU
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCt5FZpvNO
魔術方塊也不是每個現代人都解得開，只是我這個自閉宅男超喜歡玩魔術方塊的，四乘四根本就是蛋糕一塊。我快速轉動那魔術方塊，清脆悅耳的撞擊聲不斷響起。看著那兩人，不，是三個人目瞪口呆的樣子，讓我感到非常愉悅。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzeUXiLeJ1
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不過半分鐘，搞定。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJq07ca4en
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當我將魔術方塊轉到指定的位置，盒子卻是整個分崩離析，嚇得我連撿起來都不來及。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckB1fu9n1H
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZXbBgZMuu
那個盒子崩壞之後，只留下一個東西。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ayJELrA5F
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那是個盒子。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ5tTZj7M4
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又是個盒子！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHNSr3YwYu
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2vgGrx3le
有沒有搞錯？盒子裡面又是個盒子，那這個盒子裡面又是個盒子我怎麼辦？如果是盒子裡有盒子，盒子外有盒子之類的繞口令怎麼辦？這不是一題，而是兩題、三題，甚至四題、五題吧！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjuGpSJpWV
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD3SK09a1C
我面無表情問道：「那位高人是因為長得特別高所以叫高人？金髮藍眼白皮膚對不對？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlfk5uJ8RV
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黃承彥：「不，沒有這回事。怎麼這麼問？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjbJeT5oa1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5WffsBR5M
很好，不是俄羅斯人，至少不會是俄羅斯方塊，其實完全沒有根據。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyjqSRM4FH
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算了，雖然我瘋狂地在內心抱怨，還是決定一次做到底。我觀察一下那個小盒子，同樣是個鐵盒，但五面光滑平整，只有一面有異樣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL94bgww1m
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwtk93lIJX
異樣的那一面是個六乘六的滑格子遊戲，就是三十六個小圖塊中拔掉一格，想辦法將其他圖塊排成正確圖形的那個。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkJ34kjmtG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ajxLsJKna
六乘六，還不算太難，我看了一下就直接動工。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdivehOz0Ag
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然後，我相信我臉上的表情越來越怪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AG1m9bLUA
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等我完成，我已經是憋笑到內傷。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ307Ii80sq1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA5476ASBu
這下可以確定我剛剛的推測，那位高人肯定跟我同一個時代，不是金髮藍眼大概就是褐髮綠眼之類的，不是個俄國人，而是個美國人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXpebz5AVH
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米老鼠。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq0XlzP3mj
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竟然是一隻米老鼠！這還真得要夠有緣，有緣千年來相會，那才排得出正確的圖案。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwfDo7yTwJ
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但我還來不及介紹那隻老鼠，盒子前後一致性崩毀，這次就沒有嚇到我，崩毀之後留下一個東西。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFZDPhr1B1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs6dMVhcCD
不是盒子，所以我才能這麼心平氣和。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJKkeeyvRS
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那是一把掌心雷手槍，和一堆叮叮噹噹落下的子彈。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUads476YvR
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuYDFFfOb4
這種作弊等級的武器竟然讓我開寶箱開到，真是讓我心癢難耐超級想要獨吞，不過我得忍住，等一下還是不能回答。就算有神級的武器，但我不打算打怪吃王，所以就算了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGXCHiRDmH
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVAwc4loHR
拱手讓給他們就好，把眼前的事情解決。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIukB0pgnSp
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqDoAAyHQl
我：「如你們所見，我過關了吧？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iee4yj3KY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhenCURyNF
黃承彥顫抖了一下，這才反應過來：「喔，是，是啊！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkS9fxFCmC
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF9ipYrngf
他好像還不敢相信我只用短短一分鐘，就搞定他花了十幾年還沒想透的難題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcXlbLkAVw
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICBVWgYGr5
黃月英卻沒有說話，只是一雙眼睛死死的盯著我，簡直要把我釘穿。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZVSNFFFc0
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvpt6vgXed
我不管她，繼續說：「好了，最後一個問題，請問吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GheP4xgYx
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7WmmuaIJz
這樣基本上是搞定了，然後我就可以繼續在這個世界混吃等死的，還多一個超厲害的僕人幫我準備三餐，完美。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHoudkTzXS
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黃月英：「不用了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKeA3oG0hG
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喔，不用了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarssgo2JIG
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是個好問題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNVfDAF1E7
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4PaGVQdqn
「我就嫁他了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk9bwkjQ5c
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咦？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZic652Ptg
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？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIIBtmbOHb
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慢著！這跟說好的不一樣啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBC4AjmIHdP
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「哈哈哈！好，擇日不如撞日，直接在這裡把婚禮辦了吧！」黃承彥一邊大笑一邊走出飯廳，射出一枝沖天炮，回頭繼續說：「我已經邀了妳三叔婆、六姨公、大姨媽……我去叫他們進來，你們小倆口就先培養培養感情吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCuZkBQqPb
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我：「等……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuegbxNWT7
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黃承彥：「等什麼？春宵一刻值千金，越快越好，哈哈哈！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaLZgG4wNx
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黃承彥說完，自己跑了出去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQYQtgSGJq
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瘋了瘋了，竟然還找了一堆人在外面堵我，以為自己在演古惑仔啊？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECV1RClUX5
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我回頭：「妳怎麼回事？不是說好最後一題要讓我答錯的嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7raiVfGgPj
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黃月英笑了，她竟然笑了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSwcQOqJfQ
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「你這麼聰明，怎麼就不知道這世界有種東西叫反悔？」黃月英一反剛才沉重的安靜，好像放開了什麼，又變回一開始的我行我素：「總之就是這樣，請多指教，我的『良人』。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmMIGkCAfs
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然後我看見家裡蜂擁而入的證人，看來是不可能反悔。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50TLSq9t1T
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後來的時間到底是怎麼流逝的，我已經沒有印象。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUGqzSkLOi
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我只記得我當時的心情是這樣的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsFeJYBMP1
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卑鄙無恥下流骯髒齷齪瘋子太扯了神經病妳老母老母老母老母老母老母老母老母老母……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY52f87Kjkm
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當我回過神來，是在一片大紅色的新房裡，與穿著大紅衣、蓋著紅蓋頭的黃月英對面而坐。她坐床上，我坐椅子上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaTRIq9IYU
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我記得有傳說紅蓋頭的習俗就是從她開始的，而且還有兩個。一個是因為她長得太醜了，怕諸葛亮在結婚前反悔，所以用紅蓋頭撐過婚禮；另一說是她其實是個大美女，只是兩人沒見過面，想測試諸葛亮是不是會以貌取人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOpRfOsaBS
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事實證明，兩個都錯了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5FFpKJlR2
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我嘆氣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO2hV2ozEq
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黃月英笑笑問道：「怎麼了？我們是新婚，你怎麼嘆氣了？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvOF0glSS1
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我又嘆氣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiEexdz0Ou
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黃月英依然笑著：「你要是再嘆氣就穿盔甲睡覺吧，我刀已經準備好了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xBGzZmKn3
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這什麼世道啊？每個女人身上都有刀，要不是想自殺，就是想謀殺親夫？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZxKb0EraS
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我：「妳到底怎麼回事？不是不想嫁嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlvDhRvXwm
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黃月英：「我沒有不想嫁啊，只是挑對象。而且我家那老頭你也看到了，整天在想辦法把我嫁出去，煩都煩死了，算是順便借你的名字逃出生天。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGZyJg7r13
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我沒有回話。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpSf3Ecgj4
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黃月英卻像是猜透我的心思：「而且你大可以放心，我們有夫妻之名，卻不見得要有夫妻之實啊，大不了就各過各的生活，看你之後要娶幾個，我通通無所謂。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWie3esmre1
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喔？這個好像不錯。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH24rk0Knv
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我：「妳說認真的？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ5Mjmq0f7
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黃月英：「騙你的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpgGjjvIrw
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我真的不知道該怎麼跟這個女人說話，偏偏不說話只嘆氣都不行。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubbUgjRbeM
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「真是，男人都是一個樣，沒一個好東西。」黃月英搖搖頭：「我警告你，你就只能有我一個妻子，不准給我帶女人回家，更不能出去外面拈花惹草，不然你就算每天穿著整套盔甲睡覺也不會長命的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLmomlNhti
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最糟糕的情況，完全命中。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzkTpfbrfH
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永遠都是猜壞事的時候準。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02i9qYtWB1
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「一臉哀莫大於心死的表情，有夠難看的。」黃月英又笑：「你要不要先掀開這蓋頭？其實真的有點熱，而且，搞不好你會發現自己再也看不上別的女人，嗯？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D0cr3NlSG
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喔？事情好像有點轉機？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdqtjvwamO
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會不會、會不會其實她只是戴著人皮面具之類的？用那紅蓋頭，想給我一個驚喜？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdTeXL8YWn
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嘖嘖，反正再慘也不過就這樣了，於是我鼓起勇氣走過去，拉開那紅蓋頭，又放了下去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WshjdDnyq
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沒有什麼因為太漂亮，所以覺得自己認錯人的歡樂場景。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycu2NyOT95
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只是，我的視覺本來已經麻痺了，經過一段時間沒看到她那張噁心的臉，這時又開始發作。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSMsiGm0Lp
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我有點想吐。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyc4YCqHtV
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妳把刀給我，讓我自我了斷吧！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDQMDvHZt3
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「哈哈哈！」黃月英用那外面的人聽起來像兩個男人結婚的低啞嗓音笑得像瘋子一樣，自己將蓋頭拉下：「超笨的，蠢死了，哈哈哈哈哈！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HSAA0sD7x
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黃月英自己笑得很爽，直到她肚子痛到笑不出來，卻還繼續無聲地笑。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlSP16NjPt
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我根本笑不出來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMb9uLhgt1
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笑！我讓妳笑！媽的，這個臭女人，長得醜就算了，個性還這麼差，真的是惹火我了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdw5RKRDP3
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我決定，整死她。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJNyjkJE9p
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我保證妳以後連吃冰都會燙到！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCcvLznfjD
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我在腦中不斷重複各種罵人的話語，想著各種超越十八禁的惡整計畫，務必要讓她知難而退，自己打消嫁給我的念頭。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEFPOpDcaY
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但她的笑聲好像慢慢變了，中間越來越扭曲，令人匪夷所思。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV8CHrJOYO
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黃月英停下，喘了好幾口氣，才開口說：「好啦，對不起，我只是一直很想開這個玩笑。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0K058AwdMg
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我比較在意的是，她的聲音突然變得十足嬌嫩，光是嬌喘那幾聲就讓我喘不過氣來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0tKPoXJuH
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黃月英一把將自己的「臉」撕下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgISTLwemWl
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我的心臟停止。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZiFLRknh0
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她黑色的秀髮像瀑布傾瀉、如柳絮飄逸，吹彈可破的雪白皮膚透著微微粉紅，鮮紅唇瓣嬌滴滴地誘人親近，一雙眼，本來讓人無法聚焦的雙眼這時像黑洞一樣要將我吞噬。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqavygGyhP3
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她將厚重的外衣脫掉，只剩一襲短袖的薄紗，纖白修長如白玉精雕般的雙腿畢露無遺，嫩白的雙手如同流水輕搖般生姿，若隱若現的胴體更是讓人越陷越深，無法自拔。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9k37V4PQy
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「真是有夠熱的。」黃月英甩甩頭髮，髮絲往右分靠在肩上，拿了細繩綁成馬尾模樣：「扮那醜樣一整天，連我自己都快受不了，說起來你還真厲害，竟然有辦法忍受。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbMLqnNpig
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熱？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNOJOFdEbK
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我不知道。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsfBexRpvN
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我真的不知道。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIzOrPXmlh
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黃月英對我這膚淺的反應不以為忤，反倒是自信地笑笑：「如果有什麼稱讚我的話，我都大方接受。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04LzveFP2x
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我還是不知道，我到底該怎麼反應才好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67ECaxzzm6
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我只知道，熱死了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjkTYU6JZJ
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黃月英直接走過來把我拉到床上，話匣子打開了：「再怎麼樣逞強，我還是個女人啊，喜歡打扮得美美的，當然還要有人看。只是世道險惡，尤其這張臉又招搖得不像話，只得扮個醜樣出門。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VycK92xOu
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她好像不只是外表褪去偽裝，連內心也放下武裝，抱怨起來跟諸葛亮那宅男一個樣，沒完沒了的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP2LpX8JRt
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黃月英：「你也說點話啊！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuqZSOxuu2
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我：「我不懂妳在想什麼。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tqHYikyJN
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「有很多時間可以慢慢瞭解。」黃月英說得理所當然，卻又突然改變話題：「對了，我先跟你說清楚，今天你只算過了第一關，可別以為這樣就可以、可以對我怎麼樣……總之，現在開始進入觀察期，之後看你的表現我再決定。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYrWjNWgLM
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所以七天內可以退貨的意思？是這樣嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1m7kRmoLyQ
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我：「妳是說行房嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GFpNcWKRJ
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黃月英臉上一紅，說：「你一定要說這麼直接嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L9QpeEfVx
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這很直接嗎？我故意委婉到我自己要講出來都覺得超級怪，說做愛還比較正常一點。只能說女人的標準還真奇怪，可以脫到剩下內衣把我拉上床蓋棉被純聊天，卻一句話也說不得。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Sfn9ry1XW
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不過，我並不討厭。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjP6I8dmcK
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唉，是啊，男人就是標準的視覺動物……算了，不要牽扯到所有男人，不然又有人要抗議。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vOSHwqzfs
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我，就是我，我就是個標準的視覺動物，你要說我爛、賤、膚淺、沒人性，我都承認，但突然撿到一個美女當老婆，高興都來不及，個性什麼的已經完全被拋到腦後了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPW7JFfhIQ
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我：「那現在呢？睡覺？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXSe3l3gBR
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黃月英：「太早了吧，我還有很多事想做呢！我早就想好要做的事了，像是聊一整個晚上的兵法，或是現在的政治局勢，如果你覺得太嚴肅，也可以跟我玩玩枕頭戰啊、丟丟毛線球之類的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xx0qX3rcp
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就算我拼命忽略堆在角落她自己帶來的十幾個枕頭好了，前面說的那些我還可以理解成平常關在家裡，只是想要第一次嘗試熬夜的畢業旅行的小朋友。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt73RLLdmnw
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後面那是怎樣？妳確定妳是找老公，而不是養一隻貓？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV8pzZMvkp
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重點是，就算找和尚來跟妳玩枕頭戰，佛也發火了吧！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlgZ5j53G7
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我直接躺下：「睡覺。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8dj6O13ed
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黃月英拉著我的手：「起來啦！哪有這樣的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4G66JQyy8
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不可能，我如果不早點睡，我看今天晚上我就要睡不著了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrpK8F2JhQ
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她越是拉我的手，我就越是躺得四平八穩。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBOUPFlQDE
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一個不小心，卻是將她拉到了我身上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ991pEVe2uE
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眼神對上，我覺得今天晚上是不用睡了。