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突然一涼。37Please respect copyright.PENANAvK4QZk8OxW
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我睜開眼。37Please respect copyright.PENANA1AanodqPpZ
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我才想起來,原來我被虐到暈了。37Please respect copyright.PENANANfFyr0wxl7
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這時用冷水把我潑醒,大概是要開始上課。37Please respect copyright.PENANA6eHtxDevt4
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過程怎麼樣我已經記不太清楚,從我身上的傷痕來看,大概就是被痛揍一頓、鞭子抽、夾手指……該有的都沒有少,不過張飛還是有特地避開我受傷的肩膀,而且比起貂蟬、黃月英那種虐待法好像根本是小巫見大巫。37Please respect copyright.PENANAj67g9lMmKt
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不過那真他媽的還是很痛。37Please respect copyright.PENANAolYAs91rdZ
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痛到我不斷在罵髒話。37Please respect copyright.PENANAWFUR72I2cC
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幹。37Please respect copyright.PENANAJYSHVWbWtQ
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三國演義看到黃蓋用苦肉計就短短幾句話帶過,我從來沒什麼感覺的,這時自己用了,才知道那真他奶奶的強大。37Please respect copyright.PENANAkoy1NoYB8R
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我亂七八糟的髒話有點多很抱歉。37Please respect copyright.PENANA3WqxN725yv
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不過我現在已經痛到麻痺,沒有什麼感覺。37Please respect copyright.PENANAOzfjOGX37Q
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簡雍和麋竺坐在一旁,看得似乎是快睡著了,偏偏還是要硬撐著看我怎麼被虐。你們這兩個死變態,就不要讓我抓到你們的把柄,到時候看我怎麼整你們。37Please respect copyright.PENANA8rwDjFKNcx
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張飛見我醒了,道:「你說是不說?」37Please respect copyright.PENANAfwMzxqs06B
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我沉默。瞥了眼簡雍和麋竺。37Please respect copyright.PENANAy0e80cJ017
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已經夠了嗎?37Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9z0uMQ9wH
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張飛拿起長鞭。37Please respect copyright.PENANA8BUJYTTOla
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麋竺卻是起身,道:「張將軍,這幾套我已經看膩了。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAjNO97FAxbG
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張飛:「刑求有刑求的方法,要痛感強烈、卻又不能致死,不是想怎麼樣就怎麼樣的。如果隨隨便便把人虐死了,情報要從哪裡得來?」37Please respect copyright.PENANA7kTJopGKh0
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麋竺:「我只是想給個建議。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAIUvhoT7Nkw
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張飛:「什麼建議?」37Please respect copyright.PENANA2C8jQG5H3g
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麋竺:「這傢伙,我看是不到黃河不死心了。我看不如這樣吧,先上黥刑,然後讓他遊街示眾,引他另一個同伴出來,來個甕中捉鱉。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAGByVOZfa6k
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張飛:「麋大人,你口口聲聲說是對我大哥忠誠,卻想在新野的百姓面前用這麼殘忍的手段?你難道是想毀我大哥一世英名?」37Please respect copyright.PENANAwUEtXJ4CLL
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麋竺聞言,諾諾不再說話。37Please respect copyright.PENANAFYCorYCbYj
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簡雍:「麋大人的想法是以些不妥。不過,這個人如此嘴硬,或許是更重名聲,黥刑倒是可以考慮。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAhN4cxlwklo
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麋竺也立刻跟著說:「別的對他沒用,搞不好黥刑就有用了。況且刑具都已經擺好,也不是什麼麻煩事。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAnJyEo464Sx
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張飛一時無語,不知道該不該阻止。37Please respect copyright.PENANAcMmJyKm4Ja
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麋竺已經喊道:「來人!上火!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAUjh9tm7B5v
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我則是已經放棄了。37Please respect copyright.PENANA5JcDheSaQq
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傷疤什麼的就算了,有一點疤搞不好更帥更有型──但黥刑可是得用火烙一個醜死人的字在我臉上,要是真變成那樣,我老婆還不跟我離婚?37Please respect copyright.PENANAyvv6mfWPoc
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最多就到這了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAutfnjpj2rH
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再下去就不是不符合比率原則,而是根本就是不合邏輯。37Please respect copyright.PENANAiyCiKSkKo4
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我正要開口,沒想到這時鏡兒喊道:「慢著。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAazhDBbtQAI
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麋竺愣了下,隨即不滿地說:「不過是個丫環竟敢這樣跟我說話?讓妳裝成將軍,妳就真當自己是將軍了?」37Please respect copyright.PENANACLi60dtied
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鏡兒:「小人不敢。但、但是,左將軍一向仁慈,還請大人三思。」37Please respect copyright.PENANA3K67H0PdIZ
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這小姑娘對我還真不錯。37Please respect copyright.PENANAnj6hvKkp6A
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麋竺:「什麼時候輪得到妳跟我談論左將軍的為人?妳這……」37Please respect copyright.PENANAkQS5gsdrX5
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我:「喂,別吵了。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAr2IZv46GnM
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麋竺突然接不下話。37Please respect copyright.PENANAqEDzyQIXcd
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簡雍:「那你早點坦白,也省得浪費我們的時間。」37Please respect copyright.PENANATmYwpjsXyq
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我:「好,我說。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAmLYgy1Ts5N
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簡雍也接不下話。37Please respect copyright.PENANAcmeAIfylZR
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我:「我可以把事情告訴你們,但是有條件。」37Please respect copyright.PENANA7Sh0xGRstS
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張飛:「什麼條件,你說說看。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAFxzBj1Pqgm
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我:「我要你保證我活著離開,另外給我白銀百兩、兩個美女、寶馬兩匹,還要對外宣稱我已經死了。」37Please respect copyright.PENANASCCzpEYtk5
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麋竺:「哈哈,竟有如此可笑之人。你的命就握在我的手裡,竟然還敢跟我討價還價?」37Please respect copyright.PENANA38LXGa4yfM
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我:「哈哈哈哈哈。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAc6vyyX5Mvg
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麋竺:「你又笑什麼?」37Please respect copyright.PENANAoogjsbRK41
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我:「我才覺得你可笑。我這個情報可是關係你們整個新野城所有人的命,我這麼點小小的要求你也捨不得給,那就在這裡等死好了。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAAP05aVCovD
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麋竺:「你這傢伙……」37Please respect copyright.PENANAzD9wimF693
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簡雍突然喊道:「麋大人,不要被他挑釁了。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAdZ6NpRNahC
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麋竺不悅地瞪著我,但還是收斂了話語。37Please respect copyright.PENANAe4nv5t5o0v
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張飛道:「好,這件事我就答應你了。說吧。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAA70c69tyZP
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我:「你當我傻了?你先放了我、東西備好,那我才會說。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAhIwnfkELNl
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「現在外面被包圍,就算我放了你你也出不去。」張飛說著,眼神如飢餓的猛虎一樣盯著我。「你可別真當我只有那些手段,要是把我逼急了,會倒楣的是你。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAaJa9Ajfz5R
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我嚥了口口水。37Please respect copyright.PENANA7hI5xQBGr9
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我:「好,就算我信了你。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAmRr9Jv5mMu
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張飛不再說話。37Please respect copyright.PENANAP2KKoL41We
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另外三人也只是看著我,等我開口37Please respect copyright.PENANAXPfxN2Z5XB
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我深呼吸了一口氣。37Please respect copyright.PENANAapX924xaQs
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我:「我才不叫什麼司馬懿,我叫諸葛亮。我確實不是曹操派來的,我只是替曹燁做事情。」37Please respect copyright.PENANA11psHYzfQJ
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最吃驚的應該就是麋竺了,但我相信另外兩個人也一樣震驚,不管他們腦中的我應該要說哪一種版本,都不是我現在要說的話。37Please respect copyright.PENANAU93Ib9H6q4
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我:「對,我不玩了──這場爛戲我不演了。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAHx2LMpIRu0
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我看著張飛:「你真當我的是被小貝找來的?我來這裡的目的根本就不是要替你們解決什麼事情,只是照曹燁的意思安插進來博取你們信任。等這件事情完了,就會把你們一口氣解決掉,名正言順接收劉備的勢力。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAqfqiMbZ4hJ
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張飛啞然。37Please respect copyright.PENANAo8LQ8Tncpb
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我看著簡雍:「我早就知道你是曹燁用來造成這一團混亂的,少在那邊裝傻了。我知道的遠比你想的還要多,你不過就是個魁儡而已,遲早兩邊都沒有活路,還有空在這邊對我大小聲,真是不知死活。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAhhXH9cMWUS
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簡雍震驚。37Please respect copyright.PENANAe7iS6xx4ng
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我看著麋竺:「你最白癡了,什麼都不知道還在這裡跟人家湊熱鬧,真的是要笑死我。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAT7xTmlNERf
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麋竺啞口無言。37Please respect copyright.PENANAWdmToOAvjn
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簡雍首先反應過來,怒道:「我聽你在胡說八道!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAG8MQAuAyeH
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我:「誰跟你開玩笑,你可知道我和曹燁是什麼關係?她這次來會親自到這裡就是要找我,你難道會不清楚?」37Please respect copyright.PENANAHeJ4ncr90P
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簡雍:「我根本就不知道你在說什麼。你要想再這樣隨口胡謅誣陷我,就不要怪我不客氣了!」37Please respect copyright.PENANA3aXM8EZ4Ba
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我:「你不想承認也無所謂,總之事情就是這樣了。我也不知道是哪邊沒溝通好,搞得我這樣全身是傷就算了,還要給我用什麼黥刑──我不玩了,這爛攤子你們自己去解決吧,我要走了。」 37Please respect copyright.PENANA04E88DAdNN
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