Okay, let's start off with I'm bored. My most recent contest was a flop, because it was hard, and I'm left with nothing to grade. So, here's a silly, stupid proposal. Make me a bribe.
Yes, you heard what I said. Bribe. As in give me something that I would want so that you can win. Well, not exactly. The way this works is you describe the best, most interesting, thoughtful, and realistic bribe possible. Don't forget it has to be realistic. Do not offer me a million euros in silver bullion. Do not offer me world peace. It has to be something that you could give me, but I do not require you to make good on your bribe. Just realistic fiction here.
In simple terms, make up a good fake bribe. That's all. And because bribes are beneficial to the receiver, you can write unlimited entries. Unlimited proposed fake bribes!
So, are you ready to start fake bribing me? 'Cause I'm ready to start reading your tantalizing offers. Judging after four weeks from November 20, 2016. Go.