OK...ok...ill explain the title. Several years ago i was in an accident that caused me to be disabled. It left me with a severe TBI (traumatic brain injury) and my head is what i refer to as basically a bowl of mashed potatoes now. I can no longer do much so I try to do as much as possible, so i put some of my random thoughts into words on a page. The grammar and spelling might be bad but i hope you find this collection of shorts to be funny, inspirational, or a just plain, good read. These of from my head, written by my heart, inspired by my actual friends and family. I hope you enjoy.