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569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AQ5FUClyr
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGulBFLcENU
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6cq9XW4yo
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzRyd3x4gD
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv1pfJ7vZn
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5lqHYbcNE
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5ClK6Lma5
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vJTb6YAyL
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5i14Tgy5w
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv7JLNh4rN
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWbm1Mnmu9
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdKxegv7nt
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY755c34l24
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjocHWjG96V
「叮—鈴—」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlXJSgaqJ3
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFVNjwXVvU
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7cTMo7Y74
「錫翻，呵翻」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSB1GGeO1y
「快啲覆我啦」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXVRIMUFy9
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGAhBbB1Hd
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIB9JsBLN2
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5GNnsV2Vs
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeNBhyF1Z1
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf2OXvMMuj
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBxGWsSooC
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoCwvrXJd3
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo09Co1LzW
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuODh04ul9
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEtUVAoUqG
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ297E9i24mm
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcrNAqBXvB
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaudCRWrQoZ
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfmlu2VtZ4
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDMTx1VGvJ
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMczJEdUhT
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocmWCxOKUW
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWPDzOPHhX
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwJ31dnNgS
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJfFbFBawm
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz621M3Awd
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cn4SVEhoV
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOpAeTMIXD
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQvZl5XzZ2
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8idFromlB
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmubZUQY2kS
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyKZISLAtt
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78YWBUcbsi
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZHNHVH80a
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3Ah5dazan
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQVqymnFkT
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvYelzOsJG
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbBiCmWq7f
他到底是如何做得到的……569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RuItFK7nV
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYvkwVrL2B
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpNZayNueI
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe9K5mdQd9
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mhi4eHz3z
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7pJFMct9l
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHEnojSZl7
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡca3R0zPjaS
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEmCZRvWUs
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5KyeFuDNi
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHTYomXikg
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVwzcgRgd2
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6852ulsQc
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoADzRM1zo8
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zRFmnbTGc
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs4aT6HTSY
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWceSO5Pmn2
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHR2VX4GRs
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqZ9ykPl5j
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9evZac6Ck
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaoii0wHZu
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZDmGBHT0K
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3ZQ5qN7iK
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodzmrqL59b
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMCWs5oDXg
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5pWo2SqlA
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw7fGYzmCE
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlmj3OQNhe
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7q2aRM3ao
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4NhbPPafH
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp59E4yfU4
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRA0OtJ7jW
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sRv4UcEYS
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNYBbxtPwm
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTHKjqEW3H
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFyld6IuBP
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfYrEf2KKK
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVJ2atsipy
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiV9I9hLcu
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDuLngEvu2
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGAYJ88xqY
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbk2L0br5U
我、想、嘔……569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQUSEKrMA4
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqe7Rn8WGWY
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNisfPlaLOR
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjcfFT2bo2
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UIC7f4KuO
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1Q2MkEber
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhJeznoRAG
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiC82pDysl
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV44p5tbvq
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaVdMSSyN2
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3XZQSoPez
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3Ujw1cwBd
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSSWFt2eAh
並很快就被他表白了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7ltaAXSLU
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpmSr0WmVW
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ87U0sSuh8
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wktwPJEx9
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju2n5M79S3
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv36uCMxBb
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYqPHj1XvU
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSFDQuFACo
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ7DuWJu4Z
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSVUbS5fPU
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13hjFXJhHK
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprSLTLy1Oc
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27Pl24czHZ
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04s8XmTG96
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJWJ4W4rie
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YmTQwQioX
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsNWodQs7f
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmF9OFxIXH
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjb1TNm2NQ
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ5OqbujRQ
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqn2FMmOtE
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98Tj08q6Ra
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTejF7m1nqt
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzDaJ7SPA0
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacDrcup0js
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxwdrTMdh0
569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ65s9t74g
待續……569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3imgpp3j7
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