《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第一章體育課！

大家好，我叫柳困，今年十七歲，是一個看似普通的正常高中生。

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不過，我卻擁有一個不尋常的秘密──我仍然保有前世的記憶。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQb8o5p8tU
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不對，不只前世……就連前前世、前前前世、前前前前世都還記憶猶新。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A0JITWeg4
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原因很簡單。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtftvXmHrFe
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因為我是個單身狗。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3USFF4Ck0b
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在死後的世界，也就是「魂界」，神曾經立下一個規定：要談過戀愛，才能在轉生前消除前世的記憶。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwJDsj9nAw
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「沒談過戀愛怎麼能算是活過啊？」那一天，神斜坐在王座上，興高采烈地宣布，「從今天開始，到死前還沒談過戀愛的，一律不准清除自己的記憶！」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jgtC8x9QR
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從那之後，世間開始不時出現保留著前世記憶的神童，他們也都成功地在重生後談了場轟轟烈烈的戀愛，並在死後轉生前順利清除了自己的記憶。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzX1w4z5YS
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除了我以外。

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「喂，我說你啊，」在再次轉生到人間，成為柳困之前，神把我拉到魂界的角落，用責備但幸災樂禍的語氣對我說，「你要加油欸，你已經連續單身了十輩子了，學弟妹全都畢業了，就只剩你一個人還卡在這裡，不覺得羞恥嗎？」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhAnsMEeAh
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「少囉唆！」我惱怒道，「妳也不想想到底是誰的問題！」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbv4R80dER
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「哎呀哎呀，現在是怪我囉？」神擺出無辜的表情。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQle3yKxtU
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「這輩子！我這輩子一定會脫單的！」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU83ZhVBTe0
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「你上次也是這麼說。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6XDHMbcTc
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「閉嘴！才沒有！」我面紅耳赤，不等祂說完就直接跳進轉生之門。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHvVykPfV8
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在那之後的十六年後，我進入高中，開始體驗人生中的第十一次青春期。我準備好要應付戀愛這場激烈的戰爭，也希望自己能在這一次的青春期成功脫魯。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YfdXN6z2e
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這個想法，只持續到進入教室的那一刻，遇見「她」為止。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuI8620B87
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「柳困！該起床了啊！」一陣衝擊襲向趴在桌上的我，我一個重心不穩隨著椅子整個人倒在教室冰涼的地板上。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ5gAZRTg6
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「妳搞什麼啊！」我抱怨，起身拍掉制服上沾到的灰塵，「現在不是還在午休時間嗎？」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5jQ7K1pv0
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「才不是，這節是外堂課欸。」說話的是一位臉頰微微泛紅的女學生。她的右腳舉著，明顯就是剛把我踹下椅子的樣子。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrGHnKKjkF
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我默默的翻白眼，但是沒有回嘴，避免招來一頓拳頭。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1UIPaNEUO
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我轉頭看了看四周，同學們都走光了，只剩下空蕩的桌椅。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlMZejuzcs
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「走囉，體育課。」女學生紅著臉帶頭走出教室，我則跟在她後面。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeRPOEEnOq
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什麼？你說她看起來就像是對我有意思，問我為什麼不跟她交往就好了？365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN33e0JXkbQ
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我們再次回到剛剛的話題。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5LUgvxYhL
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在高一時，我遇見了「她」。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdlSPWEwkN
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她有著一頭紫色的長直髮，看到人總是臉頰泛紅，一副害羞的表情，還擁有一個美麗的名字：賴妍。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4wKtHcwIS
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剛開始，全班的男學生都急著對賴妍獻殷勤，不過到了下學期的時候對她告白的人卻只剩下其他班的學生。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVN9djkixX
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原因很單純：因為這個人很恐怖。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGFAvuUz4K
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恐怖到甚至被取了「瘋狗」這個外號。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H1PZ94fkT
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至於一天到晚臉頰泛紅的原因也不是因為「為了要操控他人」這種複雜的理由，而是因為「酒精」。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuovP5q3J14
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賴妍是我在到目前為止的十一個人生裡面，見過唯一一個可以在午餐時間拿整瓶五十度烈酒配完白飯的女人。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSdMZt4T1e
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永遠沒人知道她喝醉之後下一件會做出什麼超乎常理的事。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBqnDnCxjP
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我們兩人快步走到操場，看見體育老師早就已經帶完操，放同學去打球了，所以我直接略過暖身，自己抓了一顆地上的籃球，走到籃球場練習投籃。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifMmN0kQHd
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「同學！」我投進第三球時，體育老師吹起哨子，「請不要在操場喝小米酒！」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICLZSTQF2M
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我馬上轉頭，看見一旁換好體育服的賴妍把一隻腳放在長椅上，仰起頭抓著酒瓶猛灌。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwQn3AbIrp

如果把背景換成公園，那她看起來就像一個普通的公園醉漢。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6nbLifpvF
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但是這裡是學校啊！

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「可是老師，我在暖身欸。」賴妍把酒一口氣喝完然後發出「噗哈」的聲音，接著用手背豪氣的抹抹嘴，最後啐了一口痰在操場外的草皮上。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UeYYoBS4C
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這不是完全就是公園裡的醉漢嗎！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcymFbzafz
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「那邊那位同學！」體育老師又朝另一邊大喊，「請不要在體育課投擲燃燒瓶！」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBnhbotUFW
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「可是老師，我在暖身耶。」手裡握著燃燒瓶正準備要丟的男同學停下動作。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn3nENaEAW
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這貨的名字叫簡澄，不知為何，他對燃燒瓶有著近乎癡狂的異常執著，不論是何種問題、處境都會想使用燃燒瓶來解決。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsnpgawFFt
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對他來說，世界上不存在他的燃燒瓶解決不了的事物。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO9aVT3Myu
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有時候問題甚至還真的能夠解決，不過這只讓他變本加厲。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hKa673LVz
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像是現在。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW0QR6uaRc
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你根本是在幫其他同學暖身吧！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyFEbJo1oR
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你旁邊的女同學已經快要哭出來了啊！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaiJigtKXm
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體育老師也快來阻止一下他吧！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8rB29kZw2
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「那暖身完記得收起來喔。」體育老師又繼續回頭看他的閣樓雜誌。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS0peBtpM0
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你這體育老師也太淡定了吧！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb47s4dLR8o
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至少先給我把閣樓雜誌收起來啊！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHMKfx5KmS
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在簡澄下手之前，另一位男同學抓住了他的手腕。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhifolOUCP
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「住手吧，簡澄boy，這樣不cool喔。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mg3uA8dlO

男同學一手抓住簡澄，一手按在自己的臉上。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdrwAxAUvQ
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「可惡，最麻煩的傢伙出現了…」簡澄低聲抱怨。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgbKhBKBzw
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「你的惡行，就由我冥界的魔之眷屬 · 暗爪的歐威爾，依你的行為施以制ㄘㄞ────」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeo3GlyXVX
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「三岐，你的錢包掉了。」我走過去，撿起掉在暗爪的歐威爾身旁的錢包。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQclox3PzV
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「……我不是三岐，我是鋼爪的歐威爾。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ666PtoF75G
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「你剛剛說暗爪。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UVDsk0eHV
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「不，柳困boy，我很清楚我是誰，」他一手放在胸前，一手放在身後，雙腳交叉向我行禮。

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「我，是冥界的邪王 · 鋼爪的麥歐爾，出自於冥界的望族，進入人間是為了要拯救我的妹妹，也就是冥界的公主，鎖鏈的康妮。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWilhnT7Ma
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「你本來說歐威爾。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXKhAvYOlr
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「那、那是一時口誤……」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6IHHqGnGk
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「你，」我嚴肅的對著他說，「根本不知道自己是誰對吧？」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRO3oGxeh4
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「不…我不……」他按著額頭，露出痛苦的神色，在地上打滾。「不行……！『魂』…滾出我的腦海啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlIsCW6rAq
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「邪王好弱。」我發牢騷。話說回來，魂界也沒有邪王這種東西就是了。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpJhy9ViOc
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「這個給你，振作起來吧，」簡澄把手中的燃燒瓶遞給他，為他加油打氣，「你可沒有這麼容易倒下！因為……365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyX996QCqT
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「因為你可是……我的宿敵啊。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwiMqAoxqV
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簡澄露出了豪氣的笑容，把手伸向在地上的三岐。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyAnzevIV2
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三岐擦乾淚水，回握住簡澄的手，正準備從地上爬起的時候，「有沒有人～看到我的～瓶～～～～子～～～～～～～～～」被喝的爛醉的賴妍一腳踩在後腦。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq4PIRu6kv
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「你不是說只要暖身嗎！」「被」趴在地上的三岐吐槽。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lrdDj8q3A
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「喔呀…？」賴妍往下一看，「早安啊三岐同學～在那裡玩會弄髒身體喔？」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYtDUvt0dV
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「妳先從我身上下來啊！」三岐掙扎。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH1deyTvjF
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「喔喔喔喔！好像在玩衝浪喔！」賴妍努力維持平衡。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeh1LDEnx1T
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「妳這是……在噗喔小看我身為暗印者的力量嗎……？」三岐說到一半還吃到土。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSLV0HNFNM
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「衝浪了喔喔喔喔喔！」賴妍開心的大笑。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkgfC92U0n
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她根本就沒在聽啊！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0KYOyOYtN
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「同學！」體育老師從看雜誌的姿勢抬頭，

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「不要霸凌有精神障礙的同學好嗎！」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhnQrFl1CL
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他只是中二病還沒好而已啊！為什麼變成精神障礙了！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjhK14w6DY
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「可是老師你看三岐，」在賴妍腳下的三岐已經整張臉埋在土裡了，「他玩的很開心耶。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulKFxP9XM5
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔！」三岐口齒不清的哀嚎。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo7y94RH16
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