《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHlxizmw79

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXer3s5IAj
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「答對囉！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAh3Adg0lN
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlaZpAEoGO
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWoJQkdGKO
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「咦咦咦！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCF3oBuTut
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4ZNfpQ0kL
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloaJmKMr7F
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「要開始囉！一號！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsQXLUyAa3
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是三岐。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlF0KTHZw7
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecsFSl3ymm
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPnTkqaXEh
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih59uK9OMi
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後面追著兩個人。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkye5A9MUC
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW6l0NuYgR
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26uz7AYpjh
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVafZM8mvre
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我加快腳步。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84cnGuekDb
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDm6guoRhA
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNcWU61A3l
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmjMB0HIyr
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IJwgyLg4L
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEQIZ46J17
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNSvPoTauR
我開始默默祈禱。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmfT9HpbXA
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeykDhfWPj6
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2UHMnO0kF
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三岐走下台。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcYextX7Xx
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSQK3wWcfH
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjkIgQmD2X
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HOO5D8Uax
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdbVys4H8J
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkogbkkwiA
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JMY0GUCEv
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX7RUJoO8N
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVc6CNJqV3
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「五十。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs1EoN35SC
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvee6KCpo5
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj3LFuCwni
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE0NiLGvRZ
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI9KrCLwXH
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69GykubiVX
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「因為這是背景設定。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtEE7dVkiO
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbEjEBv16i
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9xZ0O5qWE
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「再縮短一點。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w3V8Tliut
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlgKWDUoJL
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「再短一點。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFShtpmkDe9
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFURDnK1SbM
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEcuLB4maS
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5BFlzIT3R
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「世債哈樓。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU6GyZxEn7
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkGs8SojTB
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlNudGIRWe
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMACmpcgsY
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「請把酒放回桌上。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjMQijAoa2
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O0Quyvxyw
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2OZlOkg3I
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9efGfaCLAK
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCakxnoAu1
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGZuHZPRae
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw0PwCspx4
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlWVRrzkFH
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqnCj44w1z
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3Nu51qxG4
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxNq2rBBbI
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjnXuquVjP
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「貓公爵是什麼？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p19hUPBQL
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklg2R9Zv9K
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgFApyI0tC
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD0mfrfGQu
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAzquHwd2h
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvc9a2v0w3
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ysdiW3gNH
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「三等於八。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mHH2kL86l
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fgMD6sY2j
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMKdWnX1td
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrEpsfoKp3
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rZdWnEmLs
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfIQGQPtJB
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj00Dj03HQ
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你們這群小王八蛋。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJgTMujyLE
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsG00q8YVb
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0Tt2NAzj0
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVZ6oMDO3l
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ132L5Hhgkl
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP31etYkD2m
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBzLIsgzYx
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZBY61V8M1
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYfNybrYXW
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7rm0cQ25l
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48Yh3xs22q
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJNsT3FEYf
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQPHKudqEv
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf6kEu7x9x
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqblymD8CS
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabwICce9PX
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34sLgydOsG
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「上台吧，快下課了。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqiijYxgwD
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkWyfLDKRw
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqZyLygjMk
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnK2xAn8hp
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7cX3tcRW9
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1MHn37e6S
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIPHQxych8
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS3wiDlVKe
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztzVvwNsGt
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe39kLp5NbO
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG8zUzUqOt
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DQB6eLoXo
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCBBRdrCUJ
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「廢話！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirBQtyueG7
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCfOlPm0XB
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhaCdBnEoy
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT4CtBXlov
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasIfBB5xpD
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv43VJnyTb
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS1DIs5Mur
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「三等於八等於五十。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pIMqZaYed
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6vAud2MmW
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOUljmBE7y
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRs0rH1Wws
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Cqe26z5P3
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0TWJeMAQF
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZHGNfNvFe
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL6XWrcCtW
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PPb95E0Kq
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvpHKaTNkb
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu1135ebR1
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCrRXgYkq4
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU533vASyur
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMeKhLPphD
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74wbPECEu3
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMmodSmiRZ
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT0ZobvZ3t
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQWFRGz3U7
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqw3b9Mirt
這時，小女孩───」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz00XIxrKWz
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQjQpNThCP
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p5igBRKWO
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQHdUOi3LG
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nbDLeQy6N
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn6IxRxhFI
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「完美結尾！？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFZPv2cCNA
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmaQCc4Yfk

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnGkJfPJPE
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIEju1wWG2
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當日結果：270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZn1NqYEJs
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難得沒有事件發生。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGSNQbFPzi
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柳困依然單身。

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