《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLthBTKGut

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5ePMNyLQe
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「答對囉！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECv3bnJEe7
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegE6HCE4eN
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczAT6asqYN
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「咦咦咦！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYTqXrW7PR
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjFyfwibGm
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ettRQ1rk7
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「要開始囉！一號！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RGNFjenXo
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是三岐。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLKYia8cbR
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz0m66NHIy
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPCQxjMacP
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIZWhUv29U
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後面追著兩個人。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCuOsfIuFu
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8EszNcHGL
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIYVfc3bYi
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxzVxN5HBp
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我加快腳步。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnlqSFFzNi
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlizrjQRu8E
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C2epSfmTf
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG925Fdf5G
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhveFfBOdV
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhQLvMQHOC
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDliLfvjZY
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfV8VtpsSVX
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZub0IEQ26O
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三岐走下台。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHNrsDLzJF
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b8WF2DKmX
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoex1bubMYK
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0L0o4g50LT
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK2XZFQ57h
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI22LNgMZMy
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9QMujzZPx
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJmB0KQcGz
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoobp2V15M
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「五十。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohPxz1eyIs
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGqkBcUN5n
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsDLQRXJG9
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VMuoL22PW
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt55UZJakPL
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFY6XSnRaL
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「因為這是背景設定。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN80pD2rz1p
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhiYgi9Eml
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNuBn3SkHC
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「再縮短一點。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qJNH4zYSU
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRqRBGdr0o
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「再短一點。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV8qWMH7UT
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YE9Fv0gZT
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7daMzmjiq
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaNvXeUTFk
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「世債哈樓。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOjUE837qj
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dYkcr4Dlg
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAGnhsREx0
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDxhBF5FgI
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「請把酒放回桌上。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr8ccl1XbV
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Nn0oQoHoL
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4zQkX3bHd
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ddeyFZ50i
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeO3qJrmfh
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxL0gUqxMS
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVknGsCqEH
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQsGioEmgn
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hWQMRgoJb
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcRFeYRIIO
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kYb3edI7h
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeBiDoyKdy
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「貓公爵是什麼？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyhNMZCbCy
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p0cdkPJnG
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfqtlpHCcz
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UQ2XDOdue
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Hl9yppXbU
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjujvRE34X
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu5VC6Gx5r
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「三等於八。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaJtoU2SfG
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfikv2AJwpP
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ndKYdKEmn
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLiRJm79E8
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHj8GFcumh
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3sA2P0qAB
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWz6MZXajS
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你們這群小王八蛋。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HNIQ3pUwp
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqf4wvkgh1
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX3lFk3mTt
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7eEvnMVjm
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LQtKom9aQ
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNHoOqqB8P
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7PPceF0Yr
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOARjoVCXus
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUkup7LxE1
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5MJNTG2w5
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bUDHUkFjq
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNbIxXt8RH
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DPsPVjB7V
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZEhdbYjwL
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5kJ8UPas2
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXtPEKl9Jm
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuinQOwVLO
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC0zkkCSkT
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BEJ5TtS7X
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWpJPW7mSH
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62QDhCKBZP
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSy0RNCUxd
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8UL2Afo9D
這時，小女孩───」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhkPRaUS81
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDWuwuPhvP
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wMj3JntdP
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN4XruRJ79
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3bhyoXtRJ
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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCVx6QtbWQ
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」321Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zWp4ezOj8
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