《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMrz8bulg8

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2uvFIRLuB
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「答對囉！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0KlMBlMdF
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblMSSNESwp
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4fx3jNTsC
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「咦咦咦！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCTct9ELfw
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSlc7HOPQY
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFXAu6PdRo
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「要開始囉！一號！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyABntHGIvO
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是三岐。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8ofJEtKf3
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecHHdZG0hS
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5CtvzEWyo
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k2NNP8FCm
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後面追著兩個人。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xUjRIkyOP
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXOLv6IRgr
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCwvklr1Te
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmHiTFYoFk
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我加快腳步。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KoR57JXt0
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi04iMTrfpW
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp9Y0lHtFR
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhszdklF6RF
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIn121wd5Y
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24g15REsum
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfb0GkL39Q
我開始默默祈禱。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SqtLXYBLK
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGR6qDoZyF
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ841I3sdohF
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三岐走下台。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ISLVlmV76
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyaI0VNZQd
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStwY0auTkQ
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1x8611PsV
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8EDKJTmeF
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVIH8Z0UdI
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCurnx90L9z
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HlYuZJqVk
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsh19vyau3V
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「五十。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ53nVjBpt
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQgjHaaWD0
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8euG6mntSx
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0nRWeWlKA
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmAzfYwliE
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTn3tRwVzH
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「因為這是背景設定。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HnbM0DYA3
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5TdA8aqYS
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVPcAb2Ylw
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「再縮短一點。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73kbqatC1y
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BloX8ev2s
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「再短一點。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiySdmNcDq
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNANNWm7Fe
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95DK3tc2cJ
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDSCDsY1f4
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「世債哈樓。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mnl08Irbm
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQumAKrETA
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupdyYaci6I
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPvJKAtifm
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「請把酒放回桌上。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RL18fyiEJ
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkLJU35OQN
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjigcIk4MX
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNNMQtNz1i
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBjMn41hil
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IRk6OM5DH
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDLEKU4Cut
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrlFaBh0sj
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W89FQGsio
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cz3SGAitL
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyz1uMPpU5
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wepNoOZBZ
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「貓公爵是什麼？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIeQWi0QmK
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTMDrWcSic
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GOuDQ17xT
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSPvloQUeq
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlW7TzZPJ2
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa1pbh7sNK
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKgkWfmieZ
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「三等於八。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ar5YwQsdz
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1CqAuos3H
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzl7XF1XMe
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TgHzm0oMP
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qbT9EZ4mZ
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJOH8zAk06
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwoexrFcVN
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你們這群小王八蛋。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9stl7lKOnk
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77ZNU9UyRP
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbX32h1Xj7
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOibQmqC31o
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C4T6L3F2b
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c5ruF3f6h
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTOra2AZpd
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMNPozGquz
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcVKMx5qJT
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvmQ4MrpYC
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TKBQwjFF5
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmVbd75OV0
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhyTa660iC
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8wxm4pL7y
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「廢話！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCxD88ORuL
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMuRoSRZR8
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LVsVaLkYd
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw3fSoH44b
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4k4mlF0s6
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRZCrUZPuo
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2prpPGZ6A
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nLtoGwjRc
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6FkWJ2Mk4
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjVAQSeIZj
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotAj6kypKR
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgTtGWezdi
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbUdAc1Gg8
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ5xWhwhY0
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUIExPruph
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfUXUhc4lZ
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdLTXUJIbO
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UPT1Ku06D
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqKOl7dIe1
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpvHfRNm6Y
這時，小女孩───」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHbOS0mCKy
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsewJMnbSc
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzMkVYDScR
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OACaplvXu
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlWgbUKgMy
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BIkbovk4W
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「完美結尾！？」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSAAk0omf2
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhKjxe7kqI

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG23xDrjvsg
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsu1MVWgft
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難得沒有事件發生。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5z23XW7gO
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柳困依然單身。

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